Horrendous experience at 1112
After an AMP hiatus I decided to head out to 1112 Sansom on sunday nite. When arriving only 1 girl was available so I sat in the room and waited. Some 40 year old amazon thing came walking in. I had no interest in her but was tired so I said fine.
I handed her the hundy and asked for a massage, HJ and no shower. She comes in and proceeds to give the worst massage I ever had. I then tell her to rub my kids and butt, and she proceeds to give the least sensual rub I've ever received. On top of the awful massage, her attitude sucked and she acted as if she was half-retarded, making weird noises, she sounded like a wounded bird. She also spoke no english whatsoever and refused to even take her bra off! She then proceeded to give the most pathetic handjob I've EVER gotten.
I was so annoyed by being in the presence of this creature, I told her to get off me, got dressed and walked the hell out. Her name was 'Coo Coo' or some garbage like that. Very fitting, she sucks and Ill never ever go back there again. I've never had an exp this bad at an AMP before. Are there ANY AMPs left in Philly with average sized woman with huge breasts (real or fake)and/or big bubble butts? Please let me know if either exists anymore.
Is it all AMPs in Philly? Dammit.
It seems like it's only AMP's in Philly (except the RMP's which have been soundly discredited, thankfully, here) Which I've never been comfortable with.
Any alternatives of choice? Thanks