Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sandman2204]I had a great visit to ML last Thursday. Sorry for being a few days late.

I called ahead to try and get Angle, but she was busy. I took my chances on a new girl, EVE. Eve was great. She is very pretty and young, about 22 - 25.

A table shower first and then a quick massage. The massage wasn't anything to write home about, but, I wasn't there for the massage. On the flip she excused herself and left. She returned with a condum.

A very good CBJ and CG later I was spent. I'm sure she would take direction well, but I was in a bit of a hurry and just let her lead. All and all about a 7.5 out of 10.

Sandman[/QUOTE]



Hey Sandman...

Eve was pretty, but Angel is really the one I going to miss the most. Unfortunetely, they are both gone!
As I have reported earlier, they were gone and two other proivders were there.

I am still upset, that they are both gone.
Angel and Eve puts the two new providers to "SHAME"

Until they can bring some real lookers, I'm done with ML for now...
Don't you wish, you had been to ML again to see either one of them
before they left? LOL...

Well, you guys won't have to see my posts in Baltimore section anymore.
Since, I will not be visiting anyplace in Baltimore anytime soon.
Unless, someone can give me some real intel on a great provider?

Peace out.

H4L

[QUOTE=Shawn Brodie]I guess you thought that was funny huh. Maybe you can give me a discount then Stockboy[/QUOTE]

It was funny. He was just trying to point out the fact that you are a lazy ass. RTFF.

This report is a couple days late but I figured some news is better than none. I had read that ML was closed but I was in the area and decided to check it out any way. It was open. I went in and was told Angel was gone, so anyway a young lady who said her name was "U" came into the room. She greeted me with a nice smile, hug and small kiss, very friendly. She looked decent,maybe a 6 or 7, nice body, more than a mouth full of twins. Gave her the house fee, did the shower thing, which was okay,not fantastic, like some of the DC gals but, for here it was ok, with a lot of attention paid to the right spots. She even gave a couple of pecks during the shower. Back in the room, decent massage, she even surprised me but placing one of my hands over the cover before she started, which let me know where we were heading. After the rub, she asked if I was going to need what my hand was over, and I said "oh yes". I then received a "Back to Twins" massage, very nice touch, real soft, and on the flip, she let me suck on her nice set of twins for awhile. She has a decent head on her and I noticed a nice seat while she rode for a while. Very nice view in doggie with a nice mish finish. After the cleanup,a nice shoulder and head massage was provided and after I was helped dressed, I left the normal donation on the table. She didn't even touch it but said thanks and to come back soon. I left happy enough. I will return, and glad I went by there.

face - 7
body - 8
massage - 7
service - 8

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]It was funny. He was just trying to point out the fact that you are a lazy ass. RTFF.[/QUOTE]Aaahhh Shiiiiittt!!!!!! I see we have the Sissyboy crew uniting as one. Maybe you two girls need to skip this joint and just hook up with one another. I hear there are alot of nice spots in Dupont Circle that you ladies might like. Anyway I'm hear just looking for a little Asian/Korean action. I do know of a few Latina spots. One in DC and the other in Langley Park that is still operational . Now if you ladies know how to behave and cooperate like the nice little girls then we can exchange info and all can be happy. Otherwise I can roll with the punches and deliver them as well. You make the call.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]It was funny. He was just trying to point out the fact that you are a lazy ass. RTFF.[/QUOTE]What is that smell? Burning Napalm perhaps!

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Big Red

Hello all, long time in the hobby. First time posting. Just recently learned of this site.
I should have read the forum the day, before I ventured out to ML.

I decided to visit ML again, for the first time since last August.

I have stayed away from MP's, since all the shit hit the fan last year.

Decided to hit up ML, since it had some good reviews from few members recently.
Went in, the manager asked the standard questions. The place was empty and she escorts me into one of the rooms. Paid the $ for 45 minutes.

I asked for Angel, since she was the one getting some good reviews. Its hard finding a real pretty girl in the AMP's, but that is what I wanted.

Damn, I was told by the manager that she is no longer here. I'm already in, paid the house fee, didn't have the nerve to leave.

She tells me that she has couple of new pretty girls and leaves the room.

In walks a girl in less then two minutes with a nice smile. She seems about 25, maybe 5'3", decent face, decent body(slim) with about a Bcup. Your tipical K-girl, she says "hi, you been here before"? She had a really scratchy voice, not husky or anything like that but, sounded like someone who smokes too much. Anyway, she asked me to undress and gives me a towel.

Off we go to TS, standard but palyful TS, very limited English.

She tells me to lay down and she proceeds to give me a massage. It was pretty hard, was surprised how this little girl can give such a hard massage.

I had to ask her to give me a softer massage. Comes the flip, she asked me what I wanted. I replied that I wanted full service, she smiled and said "ok".

She puts out her hand, so I had to get up and grab my wallet. I put the fee down on the little table, she smiles and leaves the room to get her supplies.

Back with a small towel. She finally starts the session.

She starts with soft rubbing and starts CBJ for few minutes and trys to CG. I asked her to switch places. I sucked on her titties for a bit, she stops me when I tried to DATY. She says that she is too sensitive. I try mish, and went to walk the dog! Not bad, until she starts pulling away, every time I try to go deep. It took me a little bit longer to pop, because of that.

We both realaxed for a minutes, exchanged a few words. She didn't understand me too well.

She leaves the room and comes back with another hot towel and cleans me off. She helped me get dressed and tell me to come back again.

face 7
body 7
massage 5 (too hard for me)
sexo 7

It was standard experience, probably try another girl next time.

[QUOTE=Shawn Brodie]....Otherwise I can roll with the punches and deliver them as well. You make the call.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but why would you [U]want[/U] to have a dust-up with folks here? True, this is a forum for exchanging info about the hobby. But, when you have only four reports (or posts, perhaps) to your credit, and come out like a typical newbie asking for immediate intel on AMPs in the area --- which makes it look like you didn't RTFF --- you got the appropriate replies. An offer to [B][U]trade[/U][/B] intel, instead of being a lazyass, might have gotten better responses.

Now, if you wanna "[I]roll with the punches and deliver them[/I]" instead of earning your stripes and paying your dues (to the satisfaction of folks on [U]this[/U] forum), then have at it. The folks here have gotten along just fine, thank you, before you came along. You *may* have a couple Latina joints in your little black book, but I'm guessing that others here know about those places, as well. So, who's got more to gain and who's got more to lose by being a cocky, smartass newbie?

Just a friendly bit of advise, for whatever it's worth to you: Can the 'tude and behave. Otherwise, you'll find that folks will put you on their Ignore List, and any others will just ignore you anyway.


[B][I]Have fun at the Forum[/I]
R::R[/B]

[QUOTE=Shawn Brodie]Aaahhh Shiiiiittt!!!!!! I see we have the Sissyboy crew uniting as one. ...I can roll with the punches and deliver them as well. You make the call.[/QUOTE]

That's it, keep dancing in the mine field...
If the juvenile name calling thing doesn't work, you can always resort to kicking, screaming and holding your breath until you pass out.

What a piece of work

Guest123

One of the reasons newbies rouse suspicion amongst those of us who have been here for a day or two is that you are asking for information that most of us have gathered by the expenditure of great amounts of both money and time. Knowledge is our currency here. We trade with those who have earned our trust. And as newbies, you are NOT yet trusted members of the board.

If you are not lazy, you will find all sorts of valuable information here. All you have to do is RTFF. It has been our experience that those who start demanding specifics when they have NO real posting history are either truly lazy, or they are our friends from LEO. In either case, they don't merit much help from us.

If you want to be welcomed and to have us freely share our information with you the best way is to prove yourself by creating a posting history. Believe me, no matter what you post, somebody out here has already been there, done that. If your posts are phony, or meritless, we'll know. On the other hand, if your posts are accurate, and if they provide worthwhile information, in no time at all you will be fully welcomed and you'll find that most of us will willingly share data.

And, finally, if you come in here and pound on your chest and call people names, and try to impress us all with what a hard ass you are, you will only be half successful. Once you convince us that you're a total ass why should we have any interest in helping you get laid?

Consider yourselves fortunate that our esteemed Don Trash's flamethrower has been retired. Were it still in action you would now be toast!

I always think that I will give up this hobby one day. But then the yellow fever hits and out I go again.

I was interested in checking out the new (?) place on Belair Road. Not the best part of town, but not bad if you go during daylight. There were two women there, and I couldn't tell if one was the mamasan or they were both providers. Both old, not very attractive and very dressed down.

The one that took me to the room was old and pretty hard in the face, and the 50's overcoat thing she was wearing didn't help matters much (I can't believe that I touched her ass, must have made her day!). But as far as the massage goes, first rate. This place is pretty much like the Harford Road place that I have reported on earlier.

If you're looking for youth, beauty and fluff, this ain't your place. You want an A-1 massagie massagie with a happy ending, you won't be dissapointed.

I'll close with two unrelated thoughts:
One, I think this thread should be renamed "ML Reports". Not much else here. Two, aren't AMP newspaper adds that say "new staff" being a little redundant? Who are then kidding?

Butter Dog

Visited Rainbow in the Laurel today for the first time in years. Years ago there was girl there named Sue who gave one of the best massages I've ever experienced in addition to being a solid 8.

Times have changed sadly, and my provider was a short, squat and butt ugly Korean woman with a raspy voice. Massage was pretty good but I had to close my eyes and think about someone else when she was doing the HJ.

Price was $50 for 30 minutes, I gave a $60 tip though I probably could have gotten by with less.

$60 for a HJ!?!
NFW!!! Don't be a chump!

The following was posted on the DC AMP board today:
"ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.
It seems that the moon has set for good.
Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place."

I haven't been to ML in about 2 months. But if this is true I'm sure the news would be all over it. Can anyone verify the above.

Thanks in advance,
Crazy DIck
( once a male ***** - always a male *****)

Visited J.E. and got hooked up with Mary, a common chinese name, who was very attractive. I asked for to get naked and and give bbbj and allow daty. We negotiated to 50 and she delivered. She said next time she wants to fuck at a good price cause I was sexy and made her cum twice.

What area is J. East located?