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[QUOTE=Tatluv]Read on a review site that SR now charges $30 for a LD.
Can any locals confirm this price change?
SR may fall from my top 2 clubs.[/QUOTE]I was just there yesterday. It was the same as before. Maybe someone just caught an overly expensive one, cause I've heard of that happening every once in a while.
[QUOTE=Ilovepussy6969]Where im from in southern IL, there are a couple of clubs where the girls are very open about extras, and it is a sure thing, if you have the money. Are there any places like this in Vegas?[/QUOTE]
Not exactly. Thing is, many strippers will go back to your room after their shift ends. AFAIK, in Vegas, this starts at $500(In Los Angeles $250-300 usually is enough). So it's not all that out in the open though.
And the greater issue is that if you are willing to drop $500+, there are much better options with well reviewed escorts. So asking strippers in Vegas for extras just doesn't make much sense.
If you are looking for HJ or something in the club, forget about it. There is no incentive for the ladies to do this in Vegas.
[QUOTE=Doof808]I was just there yesterday. It was the same as before. Maybe someone just caught an overly expensive one, cause I've heard of that happening every once in a while.[/QUOTE]Thanks for confirmation Doof808. I guess the dancers were upselling the LDs.
Ive seen dancers "miscount" dances and state there were 3 dances, when only 2 were given, but I have not been mispriced this way yet, knowck on wood hehe.
Well SR will stay ahead of OG for me still.
Okay, I'm going to break my 'no talking about shit on the boards' rule because this is Vegas, not my hometown (anymore). This is varied stuff from no more than 7 months ago.
[b]Pussycat Lounge.[/b] Ths is not the 'Pussycat Dolls Lounge' at Caesars. This is the Pussycat Lounge on Procyon. Big difference.
You can get extras here. I'll get to that after a quick report. I started out by getting the lap of a lifetime from a brand-new girl, natural d-cup, 18 year old, model-quality black teenager named Baby. Her tits were among the best I've ever seen. She was Brooke Banner in cinnamon tone, same shape and hang if a bit bigger. It was her first lap ever. She was so fresh I had to remind her to get her bottoms off, and when she parted her pussy for me, she actually gasped, and I could see her little pink start to flood inches from my face. This was one for the memory banks. I doubt she's still there, but look her up.
But to rewind, I did a tour when I arrived. The minute they showed me the VIP rooms I knew things were going to look up. I picked a different girl, half-Hawaiian half-black, 21-year-old little hot body with high A cups, and took her back to the VIP. She made all the right moves to hint about about extras, and I ended up with a great CBJ.
But the funniest thing happened. We could hear a dumb, overweight, overfriendly white stripper giving a new guy the tour of the club. As she came near us, I tensed up about her coming into our room, where my cock was currently being clamped tightly by this girl's lips. Nah, I thought, she'd never invade without looking first. So of course, wham! There go the drapes open, I hear a 'and this is the VIP room and, OH MY!' and the drapes suddenly draw shut. Then the drapes open again, then shut suddenly. The girl Baby, the girl I'd dance with a few minutes before, was the second drape open. I'm sure between them they saw just about everything, and Baby? Did she ever get an education that day.
[b]Little Darlings:[/b] I laughed my ass off here when a girl was giving a VIP in the booth next to my booth. 'You fucking pervert!' she started screaming. 'Get your fucking keys and get out of here. You're lucky I don't smack your ass silly!' The little guy scurried off like a frightened mouse. His offense? He'd put her tongue on her ass. Heh, if that was such a crime, I'd be in jail for life. Needless to say, probably not much action here.
[b]Seamless:[/b] This is the real on-off adventure, one of my favorite stories ever. As an overview, this is a well-decorated place chock-full of hot girls who drink too much. I managed to land a Thai girl on my one visit there and, dream of dreams, got FS in the VIP. How'd it get to that?
My first night, I met her and started out with some good talk. It was about Thailand, her life, her hometown, getting in with her. She's Thai by birth, but straight-out street in her talk and attitute, adopted by a white couple and brought back to the US. By about 30 minutes we'd started in with a few of $20 couches. Somewhere in there she rubbed my cock through my pants, though as it turns out she later couldn't remember doing it. Regardless, that lit the flames! I knew there were possibilities. I moved it to the $100 3-song VIP. Now, in that room, you're surrounded by a lot of other couples, but the minute we walked in I spotted the A seat, back in the corner, screened from the bouncer and other dancers. Years of strip club scouting paid off. Well-hidden by a barrier on one side, and a column on the other, we got down to it. In our first song with the music pounding in our ears I had my fingers around and inside her vah-jean and we were deep-french kissing. In our second dance I'd unzipped and taken out my cock ('look at you bustin' your shit out!' she whispered warmly with a smile as she softly caressed it). In our third dance I'd swept aside her bikini bottoms and was slapping her pussy lips with my shaft. It's always that first dance that sends the thrills down your spine. I got another of $100 3-song later on, same thing. There were people right next to us, but the way we were sitting never allowed them to see a thing. By the time I left I had so much of her pussy juice on my fingers I left trails on my steering wheel. And of course I had her phone number.
Next day we talked about doing an escort, but things never worked out. So I set out to see her at the club again, arriving at midnight. I came prepared this time, riding commando and carrying a fistful of trojans. This time I knew my destination: the $300 half-hour VIP. There wasn't a doubt in my mind that we were going to fuck. Okay wait. There was a doubt, but that doubt is exactly what makes it so much fun.
Did I say doubt? Right when I arrived the cock-block of all time threatened. A British kid who looked like the dude from the Arctic Monkeys was taking all her time. She texted me from the bathroom that the guy had bought a $200 bottle of champagne and she really had to stick with him. Such is the life in strip club mongering. So why was I secretly happy? Because (1) she'd be drunk when she got to me and (2) she'd be feeling she owed me one. Of course he spent all his money on the champagne and didn't have any money for ass. He did a $100 VIP with her, then had to retreat to his hotel. The sucker never knew how much he helped me out.
When she arrived I played a little hurt game with her. She was completely contrite, and not a little tipsy. She asked what I wanted to do, and I pointed at the $300 VIP. Her eyes brightened up at the number 300, the little dirty thing.
Inside the VIP the thump of the music was more distant but still intoxicationg. Again I scanned the room for the best spot, and away we went. By the fifth minute, I again had my cock out. She smiled her dirtiest smile, bent down and whispered 'now what are you thinking you're gonna do with that?' In answer, I waved a condom. Now here's a funny thing. After I put it on, I was in the process of gathering the wrapper and putting it in my pocket when I felt something funny. Without me even noticing, she'd turned around and slid that shit into her pussy. I never saw it happen. We never talked about money. She just started rocking it. And rock it she did. For the next 20 minutes we went at it as many ways as you can with a girl who has to stay on top. Occasionally she'd get down for some great suck-popping, sloppy BJ.
But there was one problem: the angle of our chair. She was the only one who could see the wandering guy with the flashlight, and she's not completely with it. So it was a bit late when she slid me out of her and hissed 'pull up your pants!' I couldn't quite get them done up. He came by, swept his flashlight around, did a slight double-take and walked off. So we started again. It wasn't another 3 minutes before she hissed 'here he comes again.' Again too late for me to get it zipped. This time the guy knew he was onto something. He kept his flashlight trained on the both of us and came over for the bust. To keep her from getting in trouble, I tipped the guy $20 and said it was all my fault, without admitting anything. Luckily no trouble for her--she kept working there for a few more weeks.
Epilogue to the story: since then she's come to LA twice, and I've had her over to my house for two long encounters, fucking on every surface in my place, filling her with Thai food, patting her on the butt and sending her on her way. Her BJ technique is really outstanding. For anyone who wants a piece of it, sorry, she's back to her hometown now, no longer in Vegas, though she may get around to escort a few times.
(Just a note for anyone who wants to go into the 'strip club mongers are suckers who overpay for what I get for $80 off the streets,' believe me when I say I'm not interested in your opinion nor what you get for $80 off the streets. You get what you get, I get what I get, and may we both be happy in our separate worlds.)
Happy and safe mongering!
[QUOTE=Velcro]
[b]Pussycat Lounge.[/b] – [b]Little Darlings:[/b] – [b]Seamless:[/b] [/QUOTE]
Velcro: Great novel. Truly. I really enjoyed it. But did you get carpel tunnel writing it? :)
Thanks. You've got a career choice facing you. I think you could write porn!
The guy I am going to Vegas with thinks we might check this place out. I took a peek at their website and it seems like a no mileage joint and perhaps expensive as well.
Don't see anything on the boards about it. Anybody give it a try?
Thanks,
DDD
[QUOTE=Dbldowndon]Velcro: Great novel. Truly. I really enjoyed it. But did you get carpel tunnel writing it? :)
Thanks. You've got a career choice facing you. I think you could write porn![/QUOTE]
Agreed. I was passing time at the heart bar last night (it was still very early) and reading his post on my iPhone. I actually LOL at his borat VAH JEEN reference. It's his kind of well written post that makes this site very very cool.
Question for anyone who may know - what will cab fare run to go from the strip to some of the clubs Velcro mentions. Thanks in advance.
Who says I don't already write for a living? :D Actually, I do sometimes. Thanks for the kind words.
Another epilogue. File under 'Kids do funny things. Hookers do funny things that nearly make you shit your pants.' After the Thai girl's first visit, she left my place and walked across crosswalk to where her three friends were waiting in a rental van. Screeech! A car nearly hit her. She wasn't looking. That should've been a portent of things was to come.
The next day I get a call from her.
Dude, I just got out of detention. We ended up in Mexico.
(Mexico? Wtf? You were going to San Diego!)
Yeah don't ask me, my boyfriend was driving and we couldn't decide which San Diego offramp was right, so he thought he'd swing into Mexico and do a U-turn and come back.
(What, you went across an international border just to do a U-turn??)
We turned around to come back, but the fucking line was so long! Then when we get to the crossing, the guards turned up an outstanding warrant for my girlfriend for prostitution and her boyfriend for pandering. They're still in jail. Me and my boyfriend talked our way out.
(So let me get this straight. You geniuses somehow missed the sixth largest city in the entire United States and overshot into a foreign country, and you did this while carrying passengers with bounties on their heads??)
The stupid, it burrrrrrrrrrns! Haha! I felt bad though. I contributed to the legal fund with another amazingly long housecall the next month. The other girl? She was in jail for two weeks, then transferred to Sacramento for more time in the can. Now three months later I'm still not sure if she's out. The busted girl is famous in another city for being a major forum-poster. They've really been wondering about her absence.
[QUOTE=Velcro]Who says I don't already write for a living? :D Actually, I do sometimes. Thanks for the kind words.[/QUOTE]
I'm not surprised. Not at all. That must be some "Vah Jeen".
Went to Seamless last night, which is one on my favorite hang outs. Let me tell you, this place just keeps on getting better and better. The music and drinks cannot be beat.
You can beat a place that has $5 wells and has some outstanding talent during the middle of the week. My only complaint is that a lot of the girls get really drunk, and sometimes you fall victim to their drunken aggressiveness and for some reason, they feel like they have a good grasp at what is going on when they are that drunk. It is a two way street though, the dances are usually a bit better if the girl is a little buzzed up.
The last time I was there, I got about 4 dances from this beautiful (and sober) chick, Sabastian. She gave great dances and had a great rack. Classy chick. Last night, she did not seem like she was in a good mood at all, so I stayed clear of dances with her.
After sitting at the bar for about 30 min and deflecting off some moderately aggressive chicks, Kylie, a dirty blonde beachy looking girl sat down next to me and we talked for a good twenty minutes. She was actually a great conversationalist and had a very subtle "sales approach". During the course of the conversation, I learned that she has named her ass "Meaty", which I thought was funny, because that is the name of Rob & Big's bulldog. She claims she named her ass that before the show. Go figure. She said she wanted to do "naughty things" to me in the corner, but I like to play the hard to get role. I noticed during casual conversation, mostly when she laughed, she would rub her hands over her boobs. I think this was a product of being kind of high. After the talking it was off for the lap dance. She did a damn good job. "Meaty" kept grinding "Rodney", which was awesome, and there was a lot of ear nibbling and "Rodney" rubbing. She kept on putting her natural full B/small C tits in my mouth. Honestly, I try to avoid this, but it was not going to happen easily. She asked if she could bite my bottom lip, and I said it was up to her. She teased like she was going to do it, but never did. Conveniently, that maneuver was used towards the end of the song. Again, a very good "sales approach". I cut it off at one song, even though I was super hard and she knew it. She said that no one says no to her and I told her that there is a first for everything, with a shitty grin.
Kylie:
Face: 8.5
Body: 8
Personality: 10
Mileage: 8.5
Meaty: 8.75
Overall, I had a great time and can't wait to go back!
Hoping to hit up both these clubs next week when I'm in town.
Just wondering where can I get the no cover coupons from? More specifically which street mag will have it and can anyone suggest a low traffic street where I can just pull up and grab a few? Or is an adult bookstore better?
Any help appreciated of course. And look for my reviews in about a wk or so: D
[QUOTE=Tatluv]Hoping to hit up both these clubs next week when I'm in town.
Just wondering where can I get the no cover coupons from? More specifically which street mag will have it and can anyone suggest a low traffic street where I can just pull up and grab a few? Or is an adult bookstore better?
Any help appreciated of course. And look for my reviews in about a wk or so: D[/QUOTE]Check out City Life. You can't really find it on the strip, but most places off strip *like across the I-15* have them in stock. If you're exploring, anywhere on Maryland Ave. behind the strip will have them as well. Now I hear you can bring booze into Lil' Darlings, but you have to talk to the valet.
And I wouldn't limit yourself to Lil' Darlings. It's a fun, locals place. If you're looking for high-mileage lapdances, I'd recommend the OG (off LV Blvd, towards Fremont St. on the right (if you're coming from the Strip)). I haven't been to Spearmint Rhino, but my friends (and everyone on the board) tells me that the place is crazy too. Just remember that the drink prices are pretty high ($9 for a little glass full of ice, vodka, and cranberry).
Haven't been mongering out on the streets yet, but I'm sure a few of the boys on here can help you with some side streets.
Happy huntings!
Atticus
I will be going to Vegas in July and wanted to know if there is anyway to beat the surcharge that some clubs charge you for not being a local? It's funny, in other cities, some clubs let you in for free with an out of state drivers license or a hotel room key. In Vegas, some clubs charge you extra with those same items. Any way to be a "local for a day"? Which good clubs don't charge the surcharge?
[QUOTE=Tatluv]Hoping to hit up both these clubs next week when I'm in town.
Just wondering where can I get the no cover coupons from? More specifically which street mag will have it and can anyone suggest a low traffic street where I can just pull up and grab a few? Or is an adult bookstore better?
Any help appreciated of course. And look for my reviews in about a wk or so: D[/QUOTE]You can print out a free pass here: [url]http://www.dejavu.com/freepass.pdf[/url]
I look forward to seeing your reviews.
[QUOTE=Braddock]You can print out a free pass here: [url]http://www.dejavu.com/freepass.pdf[/url]
I look forward to seeing your reviews.[/QUOTE]Yah, I tried that, but that one expires Nov 2007 and the other oen I found expired may 30 2008, : S doh!