Just when you thought Cheaters couldn't get weirder:
I stopped in on Tuesday afternoon. As I was entering the parking lot, a jalopy with three large black guys and a light-skinned black woman was leaving. I was visibly curious about what they might be up to, but they didn't offer to stop and explain, so I went on in. About an hour later, as I was "finishing" up some lap dances with the best available Brazilian in the Godiva room, I saw them again.
One of the guys walked up to me and held out his hand to shake mine. (He would have thought twice about that if he knew where my hand had just been.)
"Just bein' neighborly, " he said. "You see that girl over there? You can do anything you want with her for half of what you just paid. "
I walked over for a closer look. (It's dark in there.) From five feet away I could tell it was a non-starter; old and badly used, but it seemed rude to retreat immediatly, so I sat down. "I don't want to talk to you, " she said. This was fortunate, since I could see many ways in which the encounter could end badly, and none where it could end well.
Has anybody else run into this free-lance take-out in the club? Do you think there's actual sex involved, or do they just take you straight to the back alley and empty your wallet?