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[QUOTE=B Malibu]
Estimated damage:
Admission + drinks/stage tips = ~140
Two semi vip dances = 240
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Total: 380[/QUOTE]Wow, for 380, you can have a whole week worth of SWS on the plate. Anyway, it's good if you enjoy it for the fake rubbing and touching experience.
[QUOTE=Ampmaster]The Lapies are $10 non-VIP. VIP is negotiated with each dancer, but I think standard is $ for semi private VIP and $.50 for Private VIP. Ask for "precious" when you go. YMMV, but i've had a lot of luck with her each time.[/QUOTE]About a year ago, the dances were .75 for semi private VIP and $.25 for private VIP. Are the dances longer now or is the same thing? I thought it was strange that they raised the rates during a recession. I guess they're not planning on lowering them again.
[QUOTE=Hornilius69]Wow, for 380, you can have a whole week worth of SWS on the plate. Anyway, it's good if you enjoy it for the fake rubbing and touching experience.[/QUOTE]
For sure! I know I overspent, but that's how we learn... from our mistakes. Therefore, I hope I save some of you money and hassle the next time you visit not just this club, but any club. Stress has increased my drinking a tad lately too, and I usually always monger sober, but I had 4 or 5 pretty big glasses of vino prior to our arrival at the club, so that didn't help my judgement any. Hehe... I'm grateful that I have my health and the ability to work and make that money back.
Anyways, since Sierra gave me a few free entrance passes, I decided to go back this evening (yesterday now). The plan was to just chill by the stage, have my .10 dollar watered down soda, tip a few bucks per stage dance and just enjoy the eye candy. IMO, the two hottest chicks (at least on Tues & Wed) are Sierra and Ashley. Both have dynamite bodies and great tit jobs. Ashley is prettier in the face, but Sierra is still a looker (latina with a flatter nose like pornstar Ann-Marie Rios). Both have great attitudes!
Another girl, a little thicker, but still sexy was Layla. Seemed hyper-sexual and wanted to handle my package in the VIP, but I resisted the temptation tonight. In fact, I'm very proud of myself as I resisted the urge to get any laps, even though it was tough when the three aforementioned girls stopped by.
Total cash outlay tonight:
Admission: Free
1 drink min.: .10 + .02 tip.
Stage tips: ~.20 total (I think I threw each girl about 4-5 bucks for their short two-song sets).
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Total: ~.32 bones.
[QUOTE=Big Yuc]I was at the bird last 4th of july and meet precous, she told me she realy does'nt work days but she needed extra cash, and she did come thru with a happy ending, and from our conversation she said most of the girls come thru with some sort of happy ending. Should have stuck with precous, shes a sure thing.[/QUOTE]
Precious has been giving HEs at the Bird for 3 years, that I know of, who knows how much longer. She usually only likes to work evening M-F shifts. But picks up extra shifts when she needs more money.
One thing I don't like about her, most of the time, is that she doesn't always clean up in between. I've seen her take 3 guys, back to back to back, in the VIP. Each one leaving with that stupid grin we all get and head straight from the VIP to the exit. And don't touch her wig, I've seen her use it to wipe her hands clean afterwards. I have to admit, sometimes, I like the way she makes me feel dirty.
I know others offer all sorts of extras, but it's YMMV, BIG time. Not worth the time and money, IMHO. Heck, there are half dozen or more places within 10 miles to get a HE for .8 and FS for $.5
The VIP sections are pretty much what ever the dancer wants to charge. They pay a fee for each VIP and semiVIP they give. the .10 section is all theirs to keep.
Although most of the time I get off in other places now days, it is nice to just hang out at the rail and watch naked girl parade in front of you.
[QUOTE=Bushman426]Although most of the time I get off in other places now days, it is nice to just hang out at the rail and watch naked girl parade in front of you.[/QUOTE]
Exactly! It's a nice place to get your dick warmed up before cruising Harbor! Most of the girls were at least a 7 or above in looks, and the lighting by the stage is perfect for getting a nice beaver glimpse. .10 laps are a pretty good deal too, especially for the mileage. I'm always willing to pass along a good word for cool chicks, and Sierra and Ashley are great!
I like the club and almost everyone is way chill (at least when I was there), but again, just stay the fuck away from Tiffany and you should be good to go.
I learned that when the cocktail waitress comes around and pushes you to buy a drink for the girl, just politely say "no thank you" and she'll walk away. I got caught up trying to be the baller on Tuesday night (blame that on the booze) and actually helped some of the girls make their drink quoata, but I know better now.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Exactly! It's a nice place to get your dick warmed up before cruising Harbor! Most of the girls were at least a 7 or above in looks, and the lighting by the stage is perfect for getting a nice beaver glimpse.. 10 laps are a pretty good deal too, especially for the mileage. I'm always willing to pass along a good word for cool chicks, and Sierra and Ashley are great!
I like the club and almost everyone is way chill (at least when I was there), but again, just stay the fuck away from Tiffany and you should be good to go.
I learned that when the cocktail waitress comes around and pushes you to buy a drink for the girl, just politely say "no thank you" and she'll walk away. I got caught up trying to be the baller on Tuesday night (blame that on the booze) and actually helped some of the girls make their drink quoata, but I know better now.[/QUOTE]I agree B! The vultures they call drink ladies swoop immediately when they see you with a gal. Be nice and send them away. If I like the girl, I'll just tip them the. 10 that I would have given for the drink. Thanks for the heads up on Tiffany.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Just got back from there with my boy, Lerrena - good times brutha'!!
Anyways, yes, Tiffany is the classic ROB, and even the other dancers know it and hate her for being that way. Of course, like OG777, I found out the hard way. I personally don't think she's all that hot, but here's how I got suckered...
[/QUOTE]I remembered one of the dancer told me to stay away from her a few days ago when I was up in the bird. Many customers complained to the other dancers about the way Tiffany does her business. Pretty much nothing new.
[QUOTE=Ampmaster]I agree B! The vultures they call drink ladies swoop immediately when they see you with a gal. Be nice and send them away. If I like the girl, I'll just tip them the. 10 that I would have given for the drink. Thanks for the heads up on Tiffany.[/QUOTE]Since we are talking about who to stay away from, throw "Danger" (yes, thats her stage name) into that mix.
Plus, the blonde waitress is soooo annoying and mouthy. She once rudely interrupted a very nice lap dance with good mileage to push a drink. I said "are you kidding me? In the middle of a dance? " and she said "Yes! In the middle of a dance! ". Needless to say she ruined any mood and the girl felt really bad as well.
Even the dancers dislike her. She ruins things for them.
In January, I started going to a certain strip club about once a week. It wasn't on any particular night, but it got to be a habit. On the first night there, the selection was light but I found a girl I liked and got a few VIP dances from her, which were VERY satisfying. She's not the usual type I like, with a sleeve tattoo, bolt-ons, but she's pretty, 8+, and articulate. I found out her schedule, and saw her specifically on a couple of other visits.
As I said, I went on different nights and she kept being there. During the visits I also found a very high mileage dancer with amazing flexibility(!) who I also started seeing often. (Yes, the money has been flowing out of my wallet.) So I find myself wanting to see the new girl, but really enjoying the previous one. I certainly don't want to support two dancers.
Anyone ever find themselves with a bounty of enjoyable skin? What did you do?
Lerrena and I hit up Flamingo after a round of drinks elsewhere. Saw a few real nice girls, especially Ashley and Sierra (again). I also met a few other real cuties, but their name's escape me right now. Lerrena got lucky and banged Ashley in the VIP - lucky bastard!! Haha... I wanted sloppy seconds, but she never came back out again. :-(
When he got back, we were chillin' at the stage and the DJ kept saying over the mic, "Get yourself a couch dance guys. That's where the action's at." The problem was, there were no girls to catch. I realize it was Monday and getting late, but the last hour there didn't produce any girls on stage and the ones that were still there were either in the back or sitting with regulars.
Did I mention Ashley is fucking HAAAWWT!!! She reminds me of porn star, Ashlynn Brooke.
Afterwards, took a run down HB. Saw and spoke with Tina, Salma, and Brooklyn. Should have taken them up on their offers, but we ended up passing, going to get gas, then ended up bangin' BSW Kim and Mia. Girls are good looking with nice bods, but service was lame... at least it was for us because we expect a lot out of our girls. Hehe... they'd be good for 95% of the mongering population though.
This place is very hard to get dances from unless you are a regular. I haven’t been to this joint for over a year and decided to roll with a buddy. (We normally hit up Deja Vu COI- best deal in town!) So we got our little coupons from the OC Register and headed to the Bird.
Upon arrival, we were standing around waiting for a place to sit until we were ushered by the waitress. We must have sat there for about an hour or so before any one of us got any lap dances.
First dance I got was from Gina, a hot looking Latina with a body that reminds me of the LowRider chicks. She played no defense; top or bottom. I got 2 dances from her and told her to look for me again at the end of the night. Her dances where very good and high mileage but I wanted to sample others.
Second dance I got from Lexi. No top defense, but would'nt let me touch down south. She said that is reserved for VIP. If they don’t let me sample in the regular dance, then I tend to believe that the VIP action is just the same—nothing but talk. So I only got a single couch dance with her.
There was a girl named ‘Aida’ or ‘Aira.’ She was giving out her own special (3 for $20) all night long. My buddy and I declined her several times, but since the girls were sticking to their regulars, my buddy decided to get a dance from her. Since he is all about the deal, the 3 for $20 was a selling point.
We he came back, I asked him if she was any good? He said yes. So I took his words for it and too got a 3 for $20. She was ok, no defense, but the thing that turned me off was her body. She had bumps and over her ass and there seems to be scars on the sides that you can feel. Yuk.
So after sampling only 3 girls, I told my buddy to get a dance from Gina. After his 3 songs dance with her, It was my turn to end the night. I asked Gina for a dance (at this point all I have left is $20) This is where it got interesting. We sat down on the couch and she asked me if I wanted to, “Take it out for $20 a song?” Thinking to myself, all I have left is a twenty, I said, “Sure.” Go out with a bang, right?
Cover on and continued to give me a hand job, tits action and then the song was over but I was not yet done. I told her, that song didn’t count because she didn’t finished me off yet. So she continued to keep on going and rubbed my shaft up and down cowgirl style but no penetration. I forced myself to nut as I didn’t want to pay any extra cash. Needless to say, I got home happy for $20, all in the couch section with people around. I’m sure that this girl will go fs in vip. Hell, I could have gone fs in the regular section if I had an extra twenty.
Will be back and try to go fs with her. Btw, she said that she only works on weekends.
On a side note, Precious is still there. I think she got seniority over all of these girls. Maybe one day, she will own the club.
I was in the area so I stopped by early, around 9PM, last night. The place was pretty full, but there were only five girls working at that point. As the night progressed, around 11pm, a couple of other dancers joined the group. There were way too many guys for the number of strippers, but as it turned out most weren't paying for private dances.
The place is pretty much a dive. Everything about it is worn: the couches, the dancers, the waitresses. It is a full nude clube, with $15 bikini, $30 topless and $40 dollar full nude. Topless and full nude are behind a curtain in separate booths. The cum stains on the booth dividers give some indication of what's going on in back. I wanted to shower in Purell.
I got nude dances from two girls. Betty, a Hungarian, was very formulaic, but enjoyable. She's a big, natural brunette with a good attitude and pretty talkative. She told me about the group of guys, 14 of them, that sit alongside one wall and just watch the stage for the entire night. She pointed them out and said they had been there since 7, and wouldn't leave until closing. She hated those cheap bastards for not getting any dances.
The other girl I got a couple of nude dances from was Roxy. She danced at the bird under Josephine, but left, because "the other girls were jealous" of her generous lap dances. That should have been my first clue that something was wrong, but I went ahead with the dances. They were okay, no extras--nothing special. I paid her $, cost was .8, and she asked for a tip, Being unimpressed, I said no. She told me to exit so that another song wouldn't be charged, and then never gave me my twenty. So beware.
[QUOTE=Baby Penn]This place is very hard to get dances from unless you are a regular. I haven’t been to this joint for over a year and decided to roll with a buddy. (We normally hit up Deja Vu COI- best deal in town!) So we got our little coupons from the OC Register and headed to the Bird.
Upon arrival, we were standing around waiting for a place to sit until we were ushered by the waitress. We must have sat there for about an hour or so before any one of us got any lap dances.
First dance I got was from Gina, a hot looking Latina with a body that reminds me of the LowRider chicks. She played no defense; top or bottom. I got 2 dances from her and told her to look for me again at the end of the night. Her dances where very good and high mileage but I wanted to sample others.
Second dance I got from Lexi. No top defense, but would'nt let me touch down south. She said that is reserved for VIP. If they don’t let me sample in the regular dance, then I tend to believe that the VIP action is just the same—nothing but talk. So I only got a single couch dance with her.
There was a girl named ‘Aida’ or ‘Aira.’ She was giving out her own special (3 for $20) all night long. My buddy and I declined her several times, but since the girls were sticking to their regulars, my buddy decided to get a dance from her. Since he is all about the deal, the 3 for $20 was a selling point.
We he came back, I asked him if she was any good? He said yes. So I took his words for it and too got a 3 for $20. She was ok, no defense, but the thing that turned me off was her body. She had bumps and over her ass and there seems to be scars on the sides that you can feel. Yuk.
So after sampling only 3 girls, I told my buddy to get a dance from Gina. After his 3 songs dance with her, It was my turn to end the night. I asked Gina for a dance (at this point all I have left is $20) This is where it got interesting. We sat down on the couch and she asked me if I wanted to, “Take it out for $20 a song?” Thinking to myself, all I have left is a twenty, I said, “Sure.” Go out with a bang, right?
Cover on and continued to give me a hand job, tits action and then the song was over but I was not yet done. I told her, that song didn’t count because she didn’t finished me off yet. So she continued to keep on going and rubbed my shaft up and down cowgirl style but no penetration. I forced myself to nut as I didn’t want to pay any extra cash. Needless to say, I got home happy for $20, all in the couch section with people around. I’m sure that this girl will go fs in vip. Hell, I could have gone fs in the regular section if I had an extra twenty.
Will be back and try to go fs with her. Btw, she said that she only works on weekends.
On a side note, Precious is still there. I think she got seniority over all of these girls. Maybe one day, she will own the club.[/QUOTE]
Just wondering did Gina have the cover and put it on or did you apply it before the dance to avoid a posible mess?
[QUOTE=HugoTheMan]Just wondering did Gina have the cover and put it on or did you apply it before the dance to avoid a posible mess?[/QUOTE]
She provided the cover. I wasn't even expected it.
[QUOTE=Baby Penn]This place is very hard to get dances from unless you are a regular. I haven’t been to this joint for over a year and decided to roll with a buddy. (We normally hit up Deja Vu COI- best deal in town!) So we got our little coupons from the OC Register and headed to the Bird.
Upon arrival, we were standing around waiting for a place to sit until we were ushered by the waitress. We must have sat there for about an hour or so before any one of us got any lap dances.
First dance I got was from Gina, a hot looking Latina with a body that reminds me of the LowRider chicks. She played no defense; top or bottom. I got 2 dances from her and told her to look for me again at the end of the night. Her dances where very good and high mileage but I wanted to sample others.
Second dance I got from Lexi. No top defense, but would'nt let me touch down south. She said that is reserved for VIP. If they don’t let me sample in the regular dance, then I tend to believe that the VIP action is just the same—nothing but talk. So I only got a single couch dance with her.
There was a girl named ‘Aida’ or ‘Aira.’ She was giving out her own special (3 for $20) all night long. My buddy and I declined her several times, but since the girls were sticking to their regulars, my buddy decided to get a dance from her. Since he is all about the deal, the 3 for $20 was a selling point.
We he came back, I asked him if she was any good? He said yes. So I took his words for it and too got a 3 for $20. She was ok, no defense, but the thing that turned me off was her body. She had bumps and over her ass and there seems to be scars on the sides that you can feel. Yuk.
So after sampling only 3 girls, I told my buddy to get a dance from Gina. After his 3 songs dance with her, It was my turn to end the night. I asked Gina for a dance (at this point all I have left is $20) This is where it got interesting. We sat down on the couch and she asked me if I wanted to, “Take it out for $20 a song?” Thinking to myself, all I have left is a twenty, I said, “Sure.” Go out with a bang, right?
Cover on and continued to give me a hand job, tits action and then the song was over but I was not yet done. I told her, that song didn’t count because she didn’t finished me off yet. So she continued to keep on going and rubbed my shaft up and down cowgirl style but no penetration. I forced myself to nut as I didn’t want to pay any extra cash. Needless to say, I got home happy for $20, all in the couch section with people around. I’m sure that this girl will go fs in vip. Hell, I could have gone fs in the regular section if I had an extra twenty.
Will be back and try to go fs with her. Btw, she said that she only works on weekends.
On a side note, Precious is still there. I think she got seniority over all of these girls. Maybe one day, she will own the club.[/QUOTE]Its not hard at all to get dances there. You must have gone on a weekend night. Thats when the ratio is bad. On the other hand, its good if you just want to check out the eye candy without too many hassles.