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[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6610411]Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.[/QUOTE]You never know though. You might hit a winner. While you're on marketplace check out the wedding dress section (or search it) apparently that's the way to go. FYI. Later.
[QUOTE=NeoPS;6608852][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chantilly-herndon-nova-dc/23069272.html[/URL]
Couldn't help laughing at the title.[/QUOTE]It really cracked me up. It has to be a joke, right?
[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6610411]Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.[/QUOTE]I was searching for someone new and ran across what appears to be a legit massage therapist in the area. She is Caucasian, but she advertises Thai massage with her specialties being pregnancy and post partum massage therapy. When I clicked around in her website I ran across a link to her pictures. As I scrolled through the photos I ran across the attached pic. I don't know what that is, but it sure looks suggestive of. Perhaps something else? LOL! Anybody know what thing is supposed to be?
[QUOTE=RustyMuffler;6628409]I was searching for someone new and ran across what appears to be a legit massage therapist in the area. She is Caucasian, but she advertises Thai massage with her specialties being pregnancy and post partum massage therapy. When I clicked around in her website I ran across a link to her pictures. As I scrolled through the photos I ran across the attached pic. I don't know what that is, but it sure looks suggestive of. Perhaps something else? LOL! Anybody know what thing is supposed to be?[/QUOTE]That's an herb poultice, basically spices mixed with warmed essential oils wapped in a muslin cloth. They will rub this on your body to release positive effects and remove toxins.
[QUOTE=Pbarber307;6591655]Looks like one of you punters finally found a girl with a pale blue hijab.
[URL]https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Eastern_Sex_Talk_Fail.html[/URL] [URL]https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Eastern_Sex_Talk_Fail.html[/URL].
[/QUOTE]Enjoyed the video, curious if anyone in the area has a reliable middle eastern chick they go to?
[QUOTE=Sicilia21;6687131]Enjoyed the video, curious if anyone in the area has a reliable middle eastern chick they go to?[/QUOTE]You definitely have more info. They offer options when you search on their site.
[QUOTE=FrumpyHat;6687421]Linda and Liya are very hot girls here now. They are super sweet and communicates pretty well. Saw Linda for this time. She created me with a smile and little peck of a kiss and guided me to the shower. The shower was basic, nothing amazing but definitely better than average. A quick BBBJ preview and blue toast and we were back in the bedroom. I laid down and she proceed to give me a very soft yet pleasing BBBJ. One thing, she had a tissue in her hand and kept wiping the extra spit from her mouth. It was a little off putting but it felt good so I let it go. I was getting close so I put on rubber and she mounted me CG. She makes super sexy eye contact and says "baby" a lot! She rode me nice and deep and took me all in. I spun her around for RCG. Minutes later stopped there and put her on her back for some mish. I pounded away for a few minutes (she can really take it) and lifted her hips up and pulled her into me until I finished in the bag. I told her I wanted to CIM but I just couldn't get it out in time. She laughed and said "baby you said in my mouth" and made a pouty face. If I had more time I would've went for round 2 but this was my lunch break and I had to go back to work.[/QUOTE]I don't know but something seems false. I've been there several times with Mina (2) and Linda (1) and never, even when I asked when making the appointment, there's never been a shower offered. I find it suspect when I hear the mention of a shower. Some guy wanted to front me when I left a report on Linda saying I was wrong about who I saw. Anyone cosign on this shower scenario.
[QUOTE=DCRaider;6689492]I don't know but something seems false. I've been there several times with Mina (2) and Linda (1) and never, even when I asked when making the appointment, there's never been a shower offered. I find it suspect when I hear the mention of a shower. Some guy wanted to front me when I left a report on Linda saying I was wrong about who I saw. Anyone cosign on this shower scenario.[/QUOTE]I posted a reply to the latest Evergreen / Forever Wellness report. My post never made it through moderation for whatever reason. Anyway, you can tell it's a fake review, likely one of those artificial intelligence chat programs used just by the writing style. The poster also uses the term "bedroom ". No store front AMPs have bedrooms LOL. If you also look at the original poster's other posts, he claimed he saw a provider in NYC on the same day (or within a day's timeframe).
[QUOTE=GlockEm17;6743209]Oh grasshopper don't get to attached to any therapist. And the buttering up part is a sales pitch we have all heard it before. These ladies work for tips just like the chic's at Hooters! Be nice the ladies tip fair and you will be rewarded in due time, then one day you go in she is rotated out and it starts all over again.[/QUOTE]GlockEm. Many of us have the opinion that AntManDiet is an AI / ChatBot reviewer (I. E. - a work of fiction who writes fictional reviews). Check other comments regarding AMD.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6744182]I hate AI. I am not the best writer in the world, but at least this massage parlor review writing is MINE. Your Spa matters. Pick it wisely! ($80 House Fee) "Case and point" Mickey just arrived at Blue Therapy 1 week before. Beautiful, busty and so sexy in looks, wore a tight black dress, looking stunning with her C Cups. The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy.
Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed. Typical Korean spa routine, TS, hard deep tissue massage, then flip. She provided an absolutely mind-blowing blow job and was a master at it, mixed in some dirty talk, felt really good and I pushed her head down a lot. Then CG and finished, her kitty was surprisingly tight, and she made me explode. I will repeat with Mickey. And I am very pleased with what happened here. Always be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]Even the rebuttal sounds AI-generated! LOL! Case in point "The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy" and "Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed" No one writes like this, at least no human! LOL!
[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6744182]I hate AI. I am not the best writer in the world, but at least this massage parlor review writing is MINE. Your Spa matters. Pick it wisely! ($80 House Fee) "Case and point" Mickey just arrived at Blue Therapy 1 week before. Beautiful, busty and so sexy in looks, wore a tight black dress, looking stunning with her C Cups. The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy.
Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed. Typical Korean spa routine, TS, hard deep tissue massage, then flip. She provided an absolutely mind-blowing blow job and was a master at it, mixed in some dirty talk, felt really good and I pushed her head down a lot. Then CG and finished, her kitty was surprisingly tight, and she made me explode. I will repeat with Mickey. And I am very pleased with what happened here. Always be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]I saw Mickey Today Blue Therapy and I strongly disagree with your review. She is a beautiful girl but her massage skills are awful. She has no technique and is all over the place. Her TS skills were not good. She has no ability to tease or sensuality. Then she demanded 200 for a naked l1. So no WAY she agreed to do FS for 140. I even told her I don't want FS and she still demanded 200. Serious GPS and even her L1 was below average.
[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6744182]I hate AI. I am not the best writer in the world, but at least this massage parlor review writing is MINE. Your Spa matters. Pick it wisely! ($80 House Fee) "Case and point" Mickey just arrived at Blue Therapy 1 week before. Beautiful, busty and so sexy in looks, wore a tight black dress, looking stunning with her C Cups. The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy.
Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed. Typical Korean spa routine, TS, hard deep tissue massage, then flip. She provided an absolutely mind-blowing blow job and was a master at it, mixed in some dirty talk, felt really good and I pushed her head down a lot. Then CG and finished, her kitty was surprisingly tight, and she made me explode. I will repeat with Mickey. And I am very pleased with what happened here. Always be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]There's several reasons mongers are skeptical of your reviews Ant-Man. Of your 10 posts, 9 of them have been about Blue Therapy.
So either you are a bot or you're a shill for Blue. Regardless of the case everyone of your reviews are overly positive and glorified to an almost exaggerated extent. Now as always YMMV but despite other mongers offering conflicting reports (some reported after and even because of your recommendation) we are supposed to assume that everytime you walk up to the plate your slamming back home runs. You're batting a 1000 my guy. Those are just impossible stats in any medium. It's a little suspect.
But tell you what, since you're heading down to Blue on a semi-weekly basis anyway. The next time you're down that way, head over to Spa Sung. It's another Korean AMP located just 2 minutes away from Blue! How convenient is that!? Give us a review of that place and I shall reevaluate my opinion of you.
So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?
[QUOTE=Samizza;6745164]So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?[/QUOTE]Both DC and Royal have consistent, good informative reviews but I am not so sure of Antman's legitimacy. I am, though somewhat surprised and curious about the two Latinas.
Also, It was unselfish of Royal to toftt and make the journey to Blue to uncover this Mickey / Nickey mystery. At least we know she exists. This gal reminds me of a Mickey / Nickey I met around the corner at the Four Seasons; this goes back to October of 2022; I wrote a review titled: " The Two Wicked Witches Story. " Mickey / Nickey was a real B**ch that day also demanding money for basically doing nothing. I need to visit to unravel this story a little further.
Regards.
PJ.
[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6745220]Both DC and Royal have consistent, good informative reviews but I am not so sure of Antman's legitimacy. I am, though somewhat surprised and curious about the two Latinas.
Also, It was unselfish of Royal to toftt and make the journey to Blue to uncover this Mickey / Nickey mystery. At least we know she exists. This gal reminds me of a Mickey / Nickey I met around the corner at the Four Seasons; this goes back to October of 2022; I wrote a review titled: " The Two Wicked Witches Story. " Mickey / Nickey was a real B**ch that day also demanding money for basically doing nothing. I need to visit to unravel this story a little further..[/QUOTE]Thank you. I am real and still very angry about what Mickey did to me yesterday. I was thinking about giving this up, but I realize screw that. Now I am looking for more pain and may go to one therapy to see these 2 Latina girls today. Or. I will go to best therapeutic, Sung or blue ocean. I am open for suggestions.