I used to post a lot before moving West last year. I'll be back in Chi. next week but won't have much time. Can someone tell me where Relax is located? Thanks,
Carb
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I used to post a lot before moving West last year. I'll be back in Chi. next week but won't have much time. Can someone tell me where Relax is located? Thanks,
Carb
Found 2 spots on CL
5050 N Cumberland in Norridge
and 2626 Dempster
Are these places AMP or EMPs
Are they worth it or not?
Thanks
The places you asked about are Megi's Spa. They generally have attractive girls there but have never had nor have I ever heard of anyone having extras.
There are better places!
I was feeling pretty stressed and so I wanted to visit a massage parlor. The only one available on the way home was Bamboo. From this forum, I've only read bad reviews, but decided to give it a try anyway. Furthermore, I was having a craving for a latina.
The place is a little dingy and bare. It has the look of a martial arts studio. I walked in and there was this older looking latina who had an angry or mean look to her. Another latina was there, and she ended up being my girl. Joanne, 28, curvy. Very, very sweet and pleasant. Puts you at ease. Soft spoken. Nice butt and about see-the cups for breasts. Paid. 8 at the door for an hour massage. No 1/2 hours are available unless it is four handed I believe. TS is included before or after the massage.
This is the same Joanne that had been working at Joy of Massage before it closed down.
She led me to a room, I stripped down naked and left myself uncovered. She came in and took off her white coat and left me uncovered. She gave a pretty good massage. Definitely experienced and went to school for it. On the flop, I asked for extras and she said 1 for topless + HJ, and. 7 for HJ only. I negotiated for. 6. I know this is very pricey, but I was really craving it so I did it. 8 at door plus. 6 = 1. 4 for HJ. 2 more and I could have been at an AAMP.
Looks 8/10
Personality 8/10
Massage 8/10
Release 8/10
No other extras are available. The look of this place is not as nice as I've seen at other places. And the one thing that bothered me was when I went to go put on the robe for my TS, it was slightly damp. Pretty nasty. But other than that, they sanitize the tables and clean all the linens. Not a huge deal breaker, but just the thought of it made me feel a little dirty.
Didn't read such good reviews on this spa but decided to go anyway be/see the ads on CL were suggestive of extras. Am I wrong in thinkin that? I played email tag with Dana, a young blonde. She was saying how she would stay extra late if needed. And so that was sort of my queue.
I was asked to fill out a form, which was strange. Bogus info. And when I saw Dana, I was disappointed. Short, stubby. But she was dressed as if she was ready for quick disrobing. I could see her thong and her skirt was 1 button from coming off. Looks were ehh.
Massage was just mediocre. She used hot stones. I was going to hint at extras, but she did the professional towel tuck and kept me covered the entire time. It looked too professional so I didn't bother. But I did converse with her to feel around. "do wierd guys ever ask you for 'extras'"? And she said, "of course! ". I then asked, "what do you do? " she replies, "I get mad! This last guy that was here kept grabbing me ass and I slapped him and told him the massage was over. "
After that, no desire to try for anything, but I really wasn't even turned on by this girl. Stay away from here unless you want a mediocre massage from a mediocre girl with no extras. The only good thing about this place is the internal decor. It's very clean.
[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]
All RIght!!! Great first post! Lets here for the union organizer for Asian Association of Massage Professionals......AAMP
[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]
You've got one post?!? And its to give us a hard time?!? I've sent you your door prize via private message. Thanks for your participation . . .
[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]
BF: have you been reading for a long while? Your first post is totally worthless, so my question would have to be .... How long were you forced to work in an AMP?
[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]
Another weird, piece of crap post on the forum.
If I am paying money for a service, there better be some enthusiasm. No one is forcing anyone do to anything.
I sense that you are self loathing, guilt ridden and feel your penis is a dirty thing.
[QUOTE=SamaRy]BF: have you been reading for a long while? Your first post is totally worthless, so my question would have to be .... How long were you forced to work in an AMP?[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of a question I like to ask guys who think they are cool -
When was your first BJ?
Oh yeah? How did it taste?
It gets them all of the time.
[QUOTE=Shrooms]Didn't read such good reviews on this spa but decided to go anyway be/see the ads on CL were suggestive of extras. Am I wrong in thinkin that? I played email tag with Dana, a young blonde. She was saying how she would stay extra late if needed. And so that was sort of my queue.
I was asked to fill out a form, which was strange. Bogus info. And when I saw Dana, I was disappointed. Short, stubby. But she was dressed as if she was ready for quick disrobing. I could see her thong and her skirt was 1 button from coming off. Looks were ehh.
Massage was just mediocre. She used hot stones. I was going to hint at extras, but she did the professional towel tuck and kept me covered the entire time. It looked too professional so I didn't bother. But I did converse with her to feel around. "do wierd guys ever ask you for 'extras'"? And she said, "of course! ". I then asked, "what do you do? " she replies, "I get mad! This last guy that was here kept grabbing me ass and I slapped him and told him the massage was over. "
After that, no desire to try for anything, but I really wasn't even turned on by this girl. Stay away from here unless you want a mediocre massage from a mediocre girl with no extras. The only good thing about this place is the internal decor. It's very clean.[/QUOTE]After seeing all their CL ads and a few posts on here, I stopped by Elle this afternoon. This place must have been called Absolute under different owners because that's the name on the door. As mentioned in some other posts, they asked me to fill out a 2 page form with dozens of questions. Kind of a pain to have to make up a name, phone, address, email, etc. But whatever.
I got a girl by the name of Tiffany. She is a good looking tall blonde probably 25 years old. Since it was my first time at this place, I took it easy, but she brushed up against Mr. Big a few times while she was massaging my legs (both when I was face down and face up). I definately got the impression a hand shake was available, but I didn't want to push it. When she was rubbing my hands, she let my fingers hit her fine tits a few times.
I don't know what's up with the "Elle Spa" name, but based on some previous reports about Absolute, I bet you could go back to Elle, ask for Tiffany, and a nice handshake. Anyone else have any luck with Tiffany at Elle?
Didn't even try?!?
She gave you a few signals, brusing the right spot and letting your fingers it the tits a few times. Come on man, go for it. At least least show her something - rub her leg - ease her hand to your area needing attention - something.
[QUOTE=SpaSearch]After seeing all their CL ads and a few posts on here, I stopped by Elle this afternoon. This place must have been called Absolute under different owners because that's the name on the door. As mentioned in some other posts, they asked me to fill out a 2 page form with dozens of questions. Kind of a pain to have to make up a name, phone, address, email, etc. But whatever.
I got a girl by the name of Tiffany. She is a good looking tall blonde probably 25 years old. Since it was my first time at this place, I took it easy, but she brushed up against Mr. Big a few times while she was massaging my legs (both when I was face down and face up). I definately got the impression a hand shake was available, but I didn't want to push it. When she was rubbing my hands, she let my fingers hit her fine tits a few times.
I don't know what's up with the "Elle Spa" name, but based on some previous reports about Absolute, I bet you could go back to Elle, ask for Tiffany, and a nice handshake. Anyone else have any luck with Tiffany at Elle?[/QUOTE]
After climing a steep stairway and passing through 2 doors I was greeted by a older Chinese woman and the strong smell of Vicks vapor rub or Tiger balm. I asked about the prices for massage: (1 hour $65. 00)(half: $40. 00)ok. The older woman worried that I was about to bail called for a younger girl that emeged from a tv viewing area chewing something. She smiled an gestured for me to follow about 10 feet to a small kinda dank room. When she left I heard what sounded like an argument, but who can say. I positioned myself, without a towel, and found that- that was no problem. The girl kinda wholsome 6. 5 or seven cranked the timer and away we went. Not bad. Nervous chit-chat in broken english etc. A couple of odd interuptions from mama S, but so far so good. She was putting some effort into pleasing with the massage itself and without any nonsense rubbed and caressed me to a satisfying frontal finish. Hey ok. The seemless transition, how I like it, motivated two tweties to emerge. Many thanks all around and off I went with a card for a free massage if I come back 9 more times. Hey ther are better places, but it was an interesting ride. Probably not for everybody, I took a chance and was ok on results.
Greetings gentlemen,
It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.
C'mon man RTFF!! There have been several post offering first timer advice. WTF is with you guys asking the same questions over and over.
[QUOTE=Assman7]Greetings gentlemen,
It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.[/QUOTE]