She lives in the Inlet area
I texted her earlier and she said she hosts in the inlet area of AC. She isn't even near the beach area. From previous reports, she doesn't sound like she is worth the extra Uber fare to get to her place either.
[QUOTE=EthanX;3474227]Okay, just now got a response. She just told me her "rates" are "til done", no time limits. No word on where her place is though.[/QUOTE]
Lori (butch skinny puerto rican with glasses)
I forgot to report because this was almost a legitimate hook up I had on Tues night. I posted my own craigslist ad (not expecting much except spam), however this girl Lori responds. She told me that she was really horny and dying for dick. After a lot of texting back and forth (exchanging pics), she tells me she lives near AC HS and didn't have any money to get to the beach area of AC. I blew it off and said whatever, that's too bad cause your missing out etc. She then tells me she would walk the 2 miles if she had to because she is so horny, but only if I give her like 20 bucks to get back home by taxi. (Sure). She actually arrives at my hotel room, butchy almost nerdy looking skinny thing with eyeglasses and a nice ass. We started having a regular convo trying to break the ice cause it was kind of awkward. Then I started kissing her and told her to get comfortable cause she did look nervous. She stripped down and we started 69 for a good 5 min. She was very clean, no smell, but would not get very wet. I kept asking her if she isn't feeling it, we can stop. She says no, I'm just nervous. I asked her to get on top and she rode me to completion, but I kept going until she came (at least she sounded like she did). She was very very tight and seemed like a virgin almost. Very strange. I gave her $30 AFTER THE DEED and she was very grateful.
But, here is the kicker, after about an hour, I saw her outside on Pacific trying to make more money! She really seemed like a legit girl with the nervousness and all OR a very good actress. But if you see her around, she is worth it and does the whole GFE, with a little nervousness.
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FULL Report On Backpage "Isabella". This Might Get Lengthy.
Okay mongers listen up and listen good. It's 7:52 am right now and I'm literally just getting home from AC. I decided to take one for the team ON PURPOSE with this one because the reports have been really vague and iffy. And since I know I'm good with detail (almost to a fault) I felt like knocking this one out (not literally) just to inform about what and who's out there. At least, that's what this site used to be about.
Okay here goes.
After seeing Rain1393's report on her I decided to look her up on BP. Apparently I wasn't the only one who was iffy about her after that report. So me being the "fuck it, I just need to be sure" kind of moron that I am, I decided to purposely take one for the team just so the crew (you guys) could know what's lurking on BP. To start off, she seems like a really nice person. She told me through text messages that her rates vary from person to person, but she knows not everybody is rich and that she's reasonable. She said that her lowest was. 4, but she would prefer more. In a text a few days ago we settled on. 6 (I only bumped it up a bit because I didn't want to get that bullshit attitude and complaint about me trying to low ball her). So I finally get to AC. She apparently lives a good distance away from the Boardwalk. For those of you familiar with the city, she's over there on Melrose and Massachusetts. Her own place.
Okay, let me say this.
It was mentioned that she has facial hair. I'm going to try to describe her the best way I can. For starters, she looks just like her picture. BODY WISE. She's about 5'1-ish, I'd say. Since it was dark, and maybe from the way she was walking, I would assume she has a nice petite booty. I kinda didn't have any complaints about her body. I mean, I've never been a fan of pewbs, but that's another story for another day. Anyway, when it comes to the face. Sigh. Okay. I don't know how many of you watch wrestling. But google the name "Chad Gable". From the neck up, if you've seen this girl, you would swear they were twins. Only she barely had a single straight tooth in her mouth. And yes, the mini-goatee action was present as previously reported.
Now. Here's where things get kind of WHAT-THE-FUCK-ish.
We get to her house, and I notice there's a deflated inflatable mattress on the floor. My immediate thought is "naaaaaah". I was actually waiting for a housemade, or some burly dude to come down the stairs acting a fool (it felt that awkward in there). But that's not the weird part. I asked if I could use the bathroom (didn't really have to pee. It was humid as all shit and my balls were sweaty). She really didn't want me to go in there because she said the water was turned off because the previous owner didn't pay the bill for THREE YEARS! Oookayyy. So I brushed that with a nervous chuckle. I asked if we were going upstairs, she said no because her housemate was up there (I didn't care what she was doing). So I guess we're supposed to stay down there in what looked like a war zone, and in the middle was a deflated inflatable mattress. And once again. "naaaaaaah".
Okay, you're all going to fucking LOVE this part. I don't know if I'm complaining now or just so fucked in the head by the whole thing that I actually feel sorry for her.
So she starts taking her shirt off. Not her bra (didn't look like there was anything under it anyway), then her shorts. I sat down on what essentially was the damn floor (that mattress was giving me faces like IT didn't even want to be there). We started talking. And let me tell you. The shit that comes out of these girls' mouths. She tells me about her "sugar daddy" and some boyfriend she has getting mad and flagging her BP ad so that she can't use her email address anymore. But that's not EEEEEEEEVEN the good part. I'm so caught off guard by this that (and I'm serious when I say this) I didn't even realize MY shorts were off and I was trying to put a condom on a dead wang. She asked me to remind her how much we agreed on. I could have easily told her to check her messages, but I acted like I was checking mine and said. 5 instead of. 6. I swear, I could have said. 4 and she would have taken it. So I give her the money first (which I know is a no-no, but I'm still coming into my own, even though I've been doing this for years) thinking FINALLY I'm going to be able to get a nut off with one of these girls (another story for another day). Then she hits me with the worst one-two punch I think anybody, SW or no, has ever hit me with while I'm sitting there trying to will a stiffy on.
Her: "I hope this isn't going to hurt".
Me: (Thinking to myself) "Well, I guess THAT part of that guy's report checks out".
Me: *Nervous / uneasy chuckle*.
Her: "Yeah, because I just found out I'm pregnant".
Me: "Wait. What?
Her: "Yeah, I have a boyfriend, that's why I use condoms with everybody, but I just found out I'm pregnant".
Me: "Ooookaaayyyy. Not really sure what to do here".
Her: "It's okay, you just have to be gentle, because I have cervical cancer".
Me: "Wait. What?
Her: At this point all I heard was Charlie Brown's teachers talking.
Sigh. Okay. But it doesn't end there.
Please don't hate me for this, but I tried to go through with it ANYWAY. She grunted in pain before I ever even touched her and I was only able to put maybe half the damn thing in (I'm summarizing at this point), maybe pumped about 5 times (literally), and stopped because she was acting like she was in so much damn pain, and complaining over and over again about morning sickness, cancer, and raging hormones.
Ugh!
Okay, so I told her I'll just go with some head then. You know. It SOUNDED like a reasonable suggestion. Until she opened her mouth and I saw what was in there. Holy shit! If you've ever seen a Tom & Jerry cartoon where Jerry throws something at Tom's mouth while he's smiling and his teeth shatters like glass. Yeah. You get the picture.
To be honest, and surprisingly enough, her "teeth" weren't even an issue. The issue came after literally 5 seconds where she started grunting and complaining about morning sickness and pains. Okay. So I told her it was okay and that she didn't have to continue since she was in so much pain. I'm totally acting at this point. I only went there to get an official report for the crew, so I was expecting a bad experience. I just wasn't expecting THIS. Anyway, after I said she didn't have to continue, she puts on the "but now I feel bad" facade. But then backs it right up by talking about how some guy that came before me wanted his money back because she couldn't take it, and then went on to say that she doesn't have this problem with whatever boyfriend she has. You know, if I were a heartless person, I would have grabbed her by the neck and took every bill back after she said that crap, but I just kept that dumb smile on my face and got dressed. So we left the house. And I swear, I heard that mattress scream to me pleading to take it with me. She walked me to to where the jitney stop was and I went back to the Boardwalk and got on the bus to come back home.
Okay, that's everything about homegirl that I experienced. This one is a definite NO-NO! She seems very nice though. I can't even give her any skill ratings, because all she did was complain and nothing else. This one is a definite money-grab. If you STILL decide to contact her, you're a damn fool. I'm sure there's better out there. This was only my 2nd or 3rd time going the BP route. It might be my last after this. But like I said, I purposely took this loss just to get the full report so nobody wastes their time or money.
Well, that's it. I told you it was lengthy. But that's how I operate. LOL.
Avoid this one at all costs!
E. X.
Up And Down Pacific Ave. Meh.
Okay, if you guys were out there last night, then we probably saw the same thing or different things, but I know I saw a good amount of LEO, one girl got bagged, and 3 or 4 cars posted up at a couple different hotels with their lights on.
As far as what was out there. Oh boy. Okay, there was some loud mouth THING screaming at people. I just kept my head down and kept walking. There were a bunch of lesbians walking up and down Pacific oddly enough. A good amount of WSW's. I can't really recall what they had on though. Sorry about that. A few BSW's out, but I would NOT touch them. Some were really old, some were cracked out HEAVILY, some were just out of their fucking minds like that screaming chick.
There was a ton of ass in the casinos though. Now, I don't know how to spot a casino girl at all, but I think common sense would tell anybody these chicks were NOT there for the fun and games from the way they were dressed.
I strolled up and down Pacific for about 3 hours or so on foot. I saw some walking shadows in some alleys, but didn't get close enough to see any faces.
E. X.
CL success rate extremely low
Yes, the success rate for a guy posting on craigslist (even for a legit date) is extremely low, especially when you don't include a pic. I know guys who use the Tinder app with their picture posted, who have more success, but if you are married or involved in a relationship with someone, it is a risk not worth taking. Nevertheless, it takes less than 5 min to post an ad on craigslist (and I normally say willing to provide small donation). I never post my pic, just a short description of myself. Keep in mind you are going to receive at least 20 spam email replies from the ad. The secret is that the legit replies always keep the same subject line and never provide links to other pages or ask that you only reply back to a certain email address. I do it all the time when I am in AC, and this was the first time ever that a "real girl" responded.
[QUOTE=EthanX;3478015]You're going to have to educate me on the whole craig's list ad thing, because that's something I've never tried. I don't know the first thing about it, or the success rate for guys.[/QUOTE]