Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=TampaDrew;2817672]I've gotten sick off the food twice there. I had Jalapeno poppers and afterward got sick to my stomach. Had to leave the club. Extreme stomach pain. Then a few moths after that I got a basket of fries and the next day was ill and was back and forth between the bathroom floor and bed for 8 hrs. Extreme stomach pain again. Haven't eaten there since. I used to eat there about once a week for the last 4 years. I'm thinking they don't clean the frying pan. Now I just make sure to eat before I go there.[/QUOTE]OK, I'm talking about the Famous Wacko Burger that's 10 oz or the Prime Rib, not the junk food, SORRY!

[QUOTE=DrClean;2817714]I'm working on this one. Ever hear of any extras with her? She's got awesome tits.[/QUOTE]Nah no extras with her. She is pretty good as far as dancers go. I used to work the VIP booth at one of the clubs in town and I have a pretty good idea of which ones do extras and not. Caught a few in the act.

[QUOTE=Techi1;2818147]OK, I'm talking about the Famous Wacko Burger that's 10 oz or the Prime Rib, not the junk food, SORRY![/QUOTE]I agree. I've done great w grilled chicken and steaks. Don't trust the other items.

[QUOTE=Techi1;2818147]OK, I'm talking about the Famous Wacko Burger that's 10 oz or the Prime Rib, not the junk food, SORRY![/QUOTE]One of the few places in town that uses a brisket / ground beef blend for its burgers. I know their food supplier when their management did a taste test when they were deciding what to serve.

Good stuff.

I just have to ask, was this a joke post?

[QUOTE=Techi1;2814531]Hmmm, just got a call from Lucy that her customers are telling her how spot on my report about her is. So, why is Lucy more expensive and more worth it? Because lesser caliber girls will fuck you in VIP and DO NOT want to meet anyone outside the club as they don't know how to treat a guy once he leaves the VIP ROOM. If you want a date with Lucy (she's EXTREMELY PICKY so only a handful of gents get that), MAKE DAMN SURE you know how to treat a beautiful woman as she will make you feel like no one else matters. ALSO, if you want to IMPRESS LUCY, go to Michael Kor and get her a nice watch, or sandals, or a nice purse, or ask her to show you what will make a nice gift for her and she will show you appreciation like a woman (versus girl fucking you in VIP) knows how to show you (doesn't mean she will fuck you, but she knows how to make a man feel like she's owns the room and has the personality to make it happen). NO, I am NOT HER PIMP! She better NOT have any fucking PIMP! I'm suppose to be her BFF (and I'm straight too) and we like to SHOP and I have taken her shopping many a time and I found out after taking her to Victoria Secrets and spending $1000's on her that she told me she could give a fuck about VS but she's not going to say NO to a guy wanting to buy her a gift for her whenever she gets a gift. I also pay attention to the stats at SINSATIONS and Lucy is a TOP performer and I stopped spending so much time there because I personally see guys take her back into VIP and spending up to 15-20 VIP dances on her and I'm sitting bored as hell while she works her ass off (or should I say VAGINA?) I was setup by another dancer with a new girl in VIP and 1/2 way through the dance the girl asked me if I had a condom in my pocket and she was so horny that she wanted to fuck me and didn't even say how much, but she wanted to fuck me in VIP. I came so close too, but Lucy was working and I wouldn't be caught dead with my dick in another girls pussy because Lucy DOES NOT FUCK IN VIP and I didn't want her coming up to me and slapping the shit out of me to doing something so stupid. You can either go into VIP with a fucking damn good dancer that makes you want to be with her, or you can go into VIP with a girl that makes you want to spend whatever money on her because she makes you want to take her out and show you the best fucking time of your life. Lucy didn't even fucking call me on my birthday to say Happy Birthday, so she's NOT fucking perfect in any fucking way, but she's still my friends for whatever reason. LUCY, if you're reading this you still owe me my damn birthday present and if you weren't such a damn good dancer I would have left your ass a long time ago![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2820130]I just have to ask, was this a joke post?[/QUOTE]It is laughable, that's for certain. Duck or provider or pimp, though that's just a WAG.

Lately my ATF April at Wackos has been texting me to come see her complaing that she's not making any money. The last few times that I driven across town to see her she's leaving an hour before shift change. WTH you ask a customer to come see you and you leave early?

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2820130]I just have to ask, was this a joke post?[/QUOTE]IDK but that's some weird stuff! $1,000 on a girl who has 1,000 guys hands on her each week! WTF!

His "BFF" & "shopping" all sounds not straight to me, to each his own but he needs to be honest with himself. And Tech1 getting what a guy can in VIP is what it's about! Not "shopping" damn.

[QUOTE=Sparky904;2820321]Lately my ATF April at Wackos has been texting me to come see her complaing that she's not making any money. The last few times that I driven across town to see her she's leaving an hour before shift change. WTH you ask a customer to come see you and you leave early?[/QUOTE]I can confirm that a couple weeks back she did indeed leave early. I remember her chatting it up with MouthHunter complaining and saying how she was ready to go and sure enough five minutes later he was heading out the door.

[QUOTE=JustACbtGuy;2820310]It is laughable, that's for certain. Duck or provider or pimp, though that's just a WAG.[/QUOTE]Reading some of his old posts, I'm actually thinking either a dancer posing as a customer or a guy who is uber grateful and loyal once he gets his dick wet with a girl. But anywho...

Now I have seen that kind of spending and chasing when I clubbed regularly in places like NYC and Boston, including shopping trips, $1,000+ VIP sessions, etc. But in those places, the economics and attitudes are different and there is a shit ton of money chasing a limited supply of hot strippers. I can't believe that it is common here in Jacksonville and I've been having a great time in the clubs here for 3 years now, including fucking and sucking for prices that would have been hard to believe when I lived up north. Even some of the hottest girls in places like Scores and Wackos would be tempted to suck and fuck outside for far less than $1 k. I just can't imagine why a guy would drop that kind of scratch on a platonic shopping trip for any of the dancers working in these clubs.

[QUOTE=Mbx5184;2813618]Literally can't stop laughing. Does your old lady actually measure your Cum? You poor Sap, That is Crazy as Crazy gets right there. Smh.[/QUOTE]Yes, that is the actual, literal truth. I travel a lot for work, and my wife does not think that I even masturbate while I am gone, let alone visit ladies at the club. As such, she expects a big load when I get home. If the size of the load is not up to her expectations, then that is evidence of "cheating. " Through trial and error, I have determined that I top off my capacity after 4 days of no orgasms. I count backwards from the date that I am scheduled to return home, and make sure I don't have any orgasms after that point (either through jacking off or visiting ladies at the clubs).

One time I tried to get creative, and stopped jacking off 6 days before I went home, but I had one orgasm with a stripper OTC 3 days before my travel day. I reasoned, that I might have built up some extra jizz since I stopped ejaculating earlier than normal, but I was incorrect. When I got home, but wife immediately knew that my volume was lower than it should have been, and accused me of cheating. She had no real evidence, but that was enough to convince me that the "4 Day Rule" is hard and fast, with no flexibility.

[QUOTE=Nwa2007;2821860]Yes, that is the actual, literal truth. I travel a lot for work, and my wife does not think that I even masturbate while I am gone, let alone visit ladies at the club. As such, she expects a big load when I get home. If the size of the load is not up to her expectations, then that is evidence of "cheating. " Through trial and error, I have determined that I top off my capacity after 4 days of no orgasms. I count backwards from the date that I am scheduled to return home, and make sure I don't have any orgasms after that point (either through jacking off or visiting ladies at the clubs).

One time I tried to get creative, and stopped jacking off 6 days before I went home, but I had one orgasm with a stripper OTC 3 days before my travel day. I reasoned, that I might have built up some extra jizz since I stopped ejaculating earlier than normal, but I was incorrect. When I got home, but wife immediately knew that my volume was lower than it should have been, and accused me of cheating. She had no real evidence, but that was enough to convince me that the "4 Day Rule" is hard and fast, with no flexibility.[/QUOTE]Wow. I really can't believe what I'm reading. Do you have to jack off into a measuring cup after your trips? Most married couple creampie. So is she checking out the amount you deposit inside her?

[QUOTE=Sparky904;2820321]Lately my ATF April at Wackos has been texting me to come see her complaining that she's not making any money.[/QUOTE]You tell her "that sucks" and call it a day. I'll be damned if I decide to roll into a strip club just because a girl is low on funds. I will use my time how I see fit, and her lack of money isn't going to sway me. Some of these girls need to learn how to work the crowd better.

Or shall I say the Golden Coral. Looks like these biotches have been strapping on the feed bag. If you enjoy yours on the hefty side check this place out. Maybe 3 spinners in the whole place. And ugly too, I swear I saw a biotch with a mustache in there tonight. This place needs to pick up their game it was just sad.

I don't do strip clubs much, but it was Fri. And I figured what the hell. 1st stop was Wackos, the place was packed, so left and went to Sinsations. The girls there were marginal, but Ariel, a mid sized brunette, stopped by and said how'd you like a BJ. She wanted. 5 on top of the dance cost, thought I'd give it a try. Worst mistake of the day. No skills at all. Left for the Dollhouse, terrible lineup there, not one that was attractive, except Cheyenne. Took her back as she has always been dependable. Wrong again! We get to the booth and she says the manager is sitting right across from us at the corner of the stage. Stayed for a couple songs, but it was a waste of money also. I'm done with strip clubs for awhile. Psyche.