Massage Parlor Reports

Wanted an actual massage and thought I'd try a new place I haven't been to based on Mma's recommendation that the massage was really good. Appreciate the suggestion, but it wasn't for me. The massage was just okay, a step above AMPs that offer a happy ending, but still pretty lacking -- not worth it in my opinion. It's weird they have a table shower because the place seems pretty against any funny business. Even if they allowed it, which I doubt they would, I wouldn't return. The walls don't go all the way up and you can literally hear everything in the spa (knew this coming in but didn't expect to actually hear everything in the spa LOL). Pretty annoying and not relaxing, especially when you hear people coming in or going out or just talking. There's some music, but it's so low and outside your room that you cannot hear it well. They also have pinholes in each door so the owner can look in and make sure nothing inappropriate is going on. The massage was not that great and the girl even was unhappy with my 15% tip. Was asking for 50% which is ridiculous. Would not recommend for a massage or anything else.

If I'm going to get a real massage, I'll just stick with RO, which is always great. I think I said this last time I tried the place on Mayfair for a real massage, but sometimes I just like to check out a different place.

[QUOTE=TheCondor7;3776014]Wanted an actual massage and thought I'd try a new place I haven't been to based on Mma's recommendation that the massage was really good. Appreciate the suggestion, but it wasn't for me. The massage was just okay, a step above AMPs that offer a happy ending, but still pretty lacking -- not worth it in my opinion. It's weird they have a table shower because the place seems pretty against any funny business. Even if they allowed it, which I doubt they would, I wouldn't return. The walls don't go all the way up and you can literally hear everything in the spa (knew this coming in but didn't expect to actually hear everything in the spa LOL). Pretty annoying and not relaxing, especially when you hear people coming in or going out or just talking. There's some music, but it's so low and outside your room that you cannot hear it well. They also have pinholes in each door so the owner can look in and make sure nothing inappropriate is going on. The massage was not that great and the girl even was unhappy with my 15% tip. Was asking for 50% which is ridiculous. Would not recommend for a massage or anything else.

If I'm going to get a real massage, I'll just stick with RO, which is always great. I think I said this last time I tried the place on Mayfair for a real massage, but sometimes I just like to check out a different place.[/QUOTE]There is one in Waukesha on Racine Ave next to Golden Gate Chinese Restaurant. I think it a one girl shop. I've got on good authority the woman there is top notch on massage. Cute Chinese woman. Appears to be no extras other than SS. But my pal said he went home and felt it for 3 days. Says its better than "RO" Same price 55.

[QUOTE=TheCondor7;3776014]Wanted an actual massage and thought I'd try a new place I haven't been to based on Mma's recommendation that the massage was really good. Appreciate the suggestion, but it wasn't for me. The massage was just okay, a step above AMPs that offer a happy ending, but still pretty lacking -- not worth it in my opinion. It's weird they have a table shower because the place seems pretty against any funny business. Even if they allowed it, which I doubt they would, I wouldn't return. The walls don't go all the way up and you can literally hear everything in the spa (knew this coming in but didn't expect to actually hear everything in the spa LOL). Pretty annoying and not relaxing, especially when you hear people coming in or going out or just talking. There's some music, but it's so low and outside your room that you cannot hear it well. They also have pinholes in each door so the owner can look in and make sure nothing inappropriate is going on. The massage was not that great and the girl even was unhappy with my 15% tip. Was asking for 50% which is ridiculous. Would not recommend for a massage or anything else.

If I'm going to get a real massage, I'll just stick with RO, which is always great. I think I said this last time I tried the place on Mayfair for a real massage, but sometimes I just like to check out a different place.[/QUOTE]Did you get Luna? Messed up teeth big tits that stick out too much? It drove me nuts but no touchy LOL. Luna gave an incredible massage? I won't return because the walls, is too much. I heard everyone. The monger next door begging for happy ending was too much for me LOL.

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3772431]Hey Mma, there's also a Moon in Chinatown (chi). PM me if you want details.[/QUOTE]I rarely ever get that far but ty soo much!

Hey all does anyone know where Larissa from RO went? Or does anyone have contact info for her they could PM me? I'm in need of some manscaping again. Thanks!

[QUOTE=JustCuzz;3779731]Hey all does anyone know where Larissa from RO went? Or does anyone have contact info for her they could PM me? I'm in need of some manscaping again. Thanks![/QUOTE]I've been trying to find out where Larissa went as well and so far I've had no luck I've looked all over the internet and can't find anything I've even called RO to see if I could get it from them. I even offered to pay someone the next session fee for her information and nothing.

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;3780079]I've been trying to find out where Larissa went as well and so far I've had no luck I've looked all over the internet and can't find anything I've even called RO to see if I could get it from them. I even offered to pay someone the next session fee for her information and nothing.[/QUOTE]If she wanted to be found, she would make sure we could find her. Probably best to forget about her.

[QUOTE=JustCuzz;3779731]Hey all does anyone know where Larissa from RO went? Or does anyone have contact info for her they could PM me? I'm in need of some manscaping again. Thanks![/QUOTE]I believe I've seen her name pop up in the "services" area of CL. Try the "beauty" or "creative" categories.

[QUOTE=JustCuzz;3779731]Hey all does anyone know where Larissa from RO went? Or does anyone have contact info for her they could PM me? I'm in need of some manscaping again. Thanks![/QUOTE]Can you provide a review of this "manscaping?

[QUOTE=Jefferino;3780945]Can you provide a review of this "manscaping?[/QUOTE]When I was in high school I had to get an operation and this nurse came in to shave me. She's moving my cock from side to side and my dick went from 0 to 60 in about 3 seconds. Then 15 seconds later I shot a massive load all over the place. She never cracked a smile, didn't say a word, cleaned me up. Next thing I know I'm waking up in recovery. I swear I thought about that moment every day for two years. About 2 years later I found a girl who liked me and would give me hand jobs in her driveway. Nothing else. Then the next girl was HJ only too. I was 20 before I ever got a BJ. The first time a girl let me f her I stuck it in and had to pull out immediately. Splash. Lasted about one second. The first BJ I went for 0 to 60 really fast and boom it was over in 15 seconds. She was really mad at me. Because I think she wanted to do it for longer and also didn't like the taste. She ran to the bathroom and I heard these throw up sounds. Anal, I can never last more than a minute. Its like someone is shocking them with an electric cord and they are keyed up moaning from pain. That gets me going and I feel guilty for sodomizing them, so I get it over quick. Even when its their idea, they complain later about the pain. One time I gave it to a woman shock style. It was over quick but she starts screaming and cussing at me, runs to the bathroom, farting uncontrollably, still screaming. She back for more the next day but laid down the law that there would be no more anal.

I have used Casey twice now. She does a great job with no nicks so far.

The process however is the furthest thing from erotic as far as I'm concerned. Kinda like thinking about my dogs ass. That's a sample of the distance from erotic the whole experience is for me.

The finish is great because I am smooth as a whistle and I get it in my head that she enjoys / prefers it clean shaven which I totally get. Even a couple semi regulars have commented positively on the improvement.

They seem more willing to really engage the process, so its much better for me.

Stopped shaving 15 years ago when the wife pretty much stopped blowing me. Then she stopped sex altogether. So I had no incentive. Till a Vegas casino girl mentioned it to me.

So now its an every month thing to keep it up, but the provider BBBJ's are better in my opinion, so its definitely worth it! Just some food for thought my fellow mongers. BTW bring your own razor with a new blade (more blades the better) and a clipper / trimmer.

Anybody have thoughts on waxing? Any experiences?

[QUOTE=MSmith9999;3547869]Well, I went back for another massage, and she just gets better with each visit. She adapts to my previous visit, and it's a very good massage. Yes, a HE each time, but not great. She is worth the massage alone.

BIG problem- When I left after the massage, my car was on the tow truck pulling away. A neighbor complained I "blocked their driveway" and I was ticketed and towed. Be very careful if you go here, and park well clear of the house.

2 hours of BS and $160 later, I got my car back from the Milwaukee tow lot. Not cool.

I won't park within a few blocks of the house again. I think this is the neighbors noticing the activity, and taking it on themselves to reduce traffic there. I was late for work (didn't anticipate a 2 hr delay!

If this post saves one of you mongers this headache, it was worth it.[/QUOTE]After a few visits I find her massage has been consistently good but she is giving a much more sensual build up to the HE and her HJ technique is improving. Still no indication that roaming is allowed and I haven't been pushing for it. I've been paying attention to parking after your post. Thanks for the warning.

[QUOTE=Ynormanb;3781470]After a few visits I find her massage has been consistently good but she is giving a much more sensual build up to the HE and her HJ technique is improving. Still no indication that roaming is allowed and I haven't been pushing for it. I've been paying attention to parking after your post. Thanks for the warning.[/QUOTE]How'd you get it? I went twice in the last and every time "I only do regular massage, no trouble"?

Does she let you roam outside at least? While she's not much to look at in the face, her booty looks pretty big.

[QUOTE=JustCuzz;3779731]Hey all does anyone know where Larissa from RO went? Or does anyone have contact info for her they could PM me? I'm in need of some manscaping again. Thanks![/QUOTE]Can someone please clarify what is RO?

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;3781913]Can someone please clarify what is RO?[/QUOTE]I believe it's [URL]https://www.myrelaxationoasis.com[/URL].