Massage Parlor Reports

Link: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-sasha-the-massage-therapist-that-gets-the-job-done/33842703[/URL].

Been out of the hobby for a bit, I have not had the time. Nor the dough to play. Yesterday I had the time and $100 burning a hole in my pocket and thought I'd "dip my toe in the pool" and in the process made some rookie mistakes. I'm embarrassed even to write and post this but I thought putting my pride aside, may help someone from making the same mistake--that's why we're here right? (Hope her link is above this text).

Anyway. Here is what happened, I responded to the Ad (attached) and lined up an appointment, (Mistake one: I did do a search of "Sexy Sasha" and got nothing; however, I didn't do a search for just "Sasha" wish I had (Sasha has had reviews in the past and not very good) so without that info I'm thinking I may be toftt--wrong. . . I needed to throughly do my homework.

I get to the location it's an old house 1 block north of 44th and just east of Division, it's not in good shape at all (I believe she said it's her grandmother's house) her Ad stated she was a CMT, and I "felt" there may me extras to be had. Well I can not answer that to be true or not, because of my second mistake: I gave her the money just before walking in and she stated, "Oh, can we go to the corner to buy pop at the store before we start?" so thinking I'm being a nice guy (really, I'm being a chump--never let her spend your money before "earning" it) I take her to the store she gets the pop we get back to the house, (you know what's coming next) she goes into the house first to clear the way and calls me saying that she has to cancel because her daughter is sick and coughing up blood and her daughter's baby-daddy is now there and she has to take her to the hospital--damn, I hate it when I do stupid stuff.

Yep--egg on my face, out $100, Lesson learned. Hopefully, I've spared others from the same fate. Maybe she got paid yesterday, let's make sure that girl's phone doesn't ring and she doesn't get paid in the future. It could have been worse, Be safe out there.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/d/massage-clinic-4-seniors/6264952779.html[/URL]

Been having some soreness in my back and was willing to TOFTT at this place. It is in an office building on S. Division but reeks of "New Age" with incense, soft lighting and mellow music. The lady running the place went to great lengths to make certain I know this would not be a sexual experience. "I don't touch to genitals," she declared. OK, but she gives a wonderful complete massage. She wore latex gloves throughout the entire performance but that didn't seem to diminish the experience. When she was finished I was completely relaxed even without the HE. This place is probably not for the youngsters and maybe not for randy oldsters either but I recommend for a quality massage.

[QUOTE=Otto22;3511693][URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/d/massage-clinic-4-seniors/6264952779.html[/URL]

Been having some soreness in my back and was willing to TOFTT at this place. It is in an office building on S. Division but reeks of "New Age" with incense, soft lighting and mellow music. The lady running the place went to great lengths to make certain I know this would not be a sexual experience. "I don't touch to genitals," she declared. OK, but she gives a wonderful complete massage. She wore latex gloves throughout the entire performance but that didn't seem to diminish the experience. When she was finished I was completely relaxed even without the HE. This place is probably not for the youngsters and maybe not for randy oldsters either but I recommend for a quality massage.[/QUOTE]If your looking for thorough, pain healing massage as well as HE (if desired), try Di at MBD. She skips the gloves, thankfully.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3511732]If your looking for thorough, pain healing massage as well as HE (if desired), try Di at MBD. She skips the gloves, thankfully.[/QUOTE]LOL my friend came up with a name for that massage place he called it Michigan Ball Drainers lmao.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3512733]LOL my friend came up with a name for that massage place he called it Michigan Ball Drainers lmao.[/QUOTE]Good one, Di!

[QUOTE=Otto22;3513346]Good one, Di![/QUOTE]LOL Thanks for the review. I hope it's meant in a good way?

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3512733]LOL my friend came up with a name for that massage place he called it Michigan Ball Drainers lmao.[/QUOTE]LOL, I certainly hope. That's meant in the best way possible? .

[QUOTE=Jaynna;3513517]LOL, I certainly hope. That's meant in the best way possible? .[/QUOTE]It is as far as I'm concerned.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3514495]It is as far as I'm concerned.[/QUOTE]I love this FORUM!

There's nothing I can really add to the accolades that have already been bestowed. I can only confirm them. They're all true, and then some! As nice as her pics are, I found her even more attractive in person. Like everyone has said, she's smart and very personable, huge turn-ons. Her office is in this funky building in kind of a cool GR neighborhood. I liked it. She talked about improvements she'd like to make and I hope they can happen for her. Grabbed a beer after in a nearby longstanding pub to reflect and bask in the glow. I'll be looking for a longer visit next time.

So 3 posts is better than 1 I guess.

No Linda's on search resembling her. She's got the porn star Bonnie Rotten look to her. Anyone know if she's known or new to the area. I know. TOFFT. But checking first to be safe.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-linda-have-what-you-need/33638173[/URL]

Thanks.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3514495]It is as far as I'm concerned.[/QUOTE]Hell yeah it's good LOL my fav always have been Emily the lady is just very cool and super pretty. All the ladies there look cute!

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3519720]Hell yeah it's good LOL my fav always have been Emily the lady is just very cool and super pretty. All the ladies there look cute![/QUOTE]We appreciate your thoughts and repeat business!

Is there a particular trick or password to get ahold of Amyna? After such favorable reviews I'd like to meet her, but only crickets whenever I text or call.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;3522443]Is there a particular trick or password to get ahold of Amyna? After such favorable reviews I'd like to meet her, but only crickets whenever I text or call.[/QUOTE]Same here. At least I don't feel left out. Too bad she won't answer her Pms here!