Streetwalker Reports

With regulars busy with their holiday season job demands & after dinner at neighbors ensconced myself on couch with beer & popcorn about to watch the three plus hours of Scorsese's latest with my copilot footwarmer on high.

Five minutes into it the Tori doppelganger Bonnie from Monday's report shot me a text if I still was interested in "hanging out". I was & a time was agreed on. I got dressed & headed out this showery night about 9:45 for a 10:15 pickup at Powell Cabinet shop.

Waited for a good twenty minutes before getting restless & no answer on number she called me from. Thoughts of heading home crossed my mind yet I headed north.

Nothing until just past Taboo where a skinny indeterminate aged brunette WSW in red boots & jeans below a huge umbrella was getting scooped by Mixteca.

Sunny Market lot had a long black haired Blasian or LSW in red onesie above matching 6' fuck me heels short black jacket & umbrella. Perfectly BMI appropriate with nicely shaped ass above legs for days & she gave me a wave. Following the auditory jungle drums in my personal soundtrack came up Klickatat. Where she wouldn't budge past lot perimeter. Window talked right at phone booth with some obvious punter & climbed in his SUV. Never saw her again...

La Parilla had a duo.

A mixed(?) nappy haired one in jeans, hoodie with white tube top was just fucking homely...

Her BSW friend was hanging back from corner was in jeans & tall heels was an improvement. Not by much...

At various times Murder Street was crowded with a panoply of pussy. Most showing some skin. Some good most not so good. Cue up The Good the Bad & the Ugly theme for a soundtrack.

A bleached blonde porcine PAWG in rainbow striped slingback outfit showing her prodigious sagging waist warmers. Seen her before as she was around same area most of this summer. Yawns.

An almost BMI appropriate BSW twerking her lace covered ass at passing cars failed the jungle drums test.

An Amazon long haired brunette tall WSW in black slingback above heels wasn't all bad. Saw her from Murder>Knolls Sandy driveway. A fair amount of window talking with no takers.

Another Amazon brunette WSW in black leg holster ass showing outfit & short jacket above heels. Later got scooped in tree named hotel driveway...

Beech had a skinny & older LSW in dark coat & jeans above sneakers contemplating offers. And there were numerous ones. She was jogging up & down Beech all night..

The diversifying RBF blonde was looking cupie doll faced wearing a groove in the west sidewalks between Bagger Prescott in pink patterned dress under her signature clear umbrella. Staying clear of the East side shenanigans across the avenue.

Headed back South to rendezvous spot to still no Bonnie. Tried phone she'd called me on & got some weird message. Thinking fuck this possible 304 & her bullshit. Decided on some late-night grocery shopping.

After shopping it was 11:20+-. Went South & looked once again for Bonnie. Then one last Division>Immigrant statue>JCB run. Showers had stopped & thought I'd poke around before calling it for the night.

Walgreen Hedges had another clear umbrella toting ruby lipped late twenties dirty blonde in black shorts & ankle boots below flower pattern bustier top showing some enhanced cleavage. She walked in Couch for me, but I'd be fucked if I got anywhere close to an agreement as we every time I said something she responded with multiple questions. I drove off before she got to my mother's maiden name & childhood pets' name. She was pretty cute along with the king hell weird. She was putting in her steps as later she was later at Bagger's before heading North.

Oregon arts wall shadows had an unremarkable WSW duo. Yawns with meh...

Due to PPD SUV all over Glenhaven Park>Sandy, that earlier 304 circus of earlier had entirely vanished. Marked PPD SUV behind Namaste hedges. One in the Knolls Sandy driveway & a couple other roaming in vicinity.

Came down an empty Klickatat & headed South & picked up a PPD SUV sitting at Mamasan's driveway. Pulled out behind me until Stark where a white SUV was patiently waiting at Stark light. To head East. Laughs...

A possible DUI must have piqued their curiosity more than following me & they lit up the wrong way bozo.

Spent a quick minute (ok more like ten) in Powell area for Bonnie to nothing. Phone # I had was not accepting messages or in range. Or something...

The more astute of ya'll can guess how this evening ended...

Pornhubed it to latest Tori colonic hydrotherapy irrigation video & was dead to the world when Bonnie did call at 3:00 am+- wanting me to come get her. Told her don't mind a little lateness but fuck this middle of the night shit and her for screwing with my sleep. I made sure to mention the hours I'm amenable to calls. Said she'd try me again when "you're in a better mood". Laughs at some of these 304's inability to tell time or answer a fucking question.

Nonexistent PPD SUV seen before 11:30.

Recon Soundtrack: The Pogue's "If I Should Fall From Grace With God".

A RIP recon for Shane MacGowan. Saw the Pogues circa Fall 87. Can't remember exactly where in NYC but I was close enough to stage to be the unfortunate recipient of a Guinness & whiskey flavored loogie aimed at some loudmouth near me. I can laugh about it now...


https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=YBM156DuxvA One of my favorite x-mas songs...

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4v6aNjGFFk[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOZHwWFjb30&t=92s[/URL]

Followed by Elvis Costello "Kojack Variety". Expanded edition disc 1.

[URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_Se0ybwbc&list=OLAK5uy_kBleS1YIXCj6Arbi1AZQs5bkvIVWdM95g[/URL]

[URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qZEFsfgPrJc[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Though did discover a little about PPD tactics so it wasn't a total waste.

Though my main takeaway is prostitution is not always human trafficking but painting it all with the same brush is disingenuous at best.

[URL]https://www.opb.org/article/2023/12/04/pacific-northwest-sex-trafficking/[/URL]

When I get some time tomorrow I'll finish a couple reports in the pipeline including a three holes spinner brunette...

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6709333]Though did discover a little about PPD tactics so it wasn't a total waste.

Though my main takeaway is prostitution is not always human trafficking but painting it all with the same brush is disingenuous at best.

[URL]https://www.opb.org/article/2023/12/04/pacific-northwest-sex-trafficking/[/URL]

When I get some time tomorrow I'll finish a couple reports in the pipeline including a three holes spinner brunette...[/QUOTE]What exactly about it was propaganda LOL? Besides the transgender part, it's a very very accurate article.

After Bonnie ghosted me Saturday night, stayed in Sunday night, talked to Dania some & finally finished watching the latest Scorsese epic. Took advantage of the temperate day with further avenue excursions the farthest thing from my mind. Well, until noticed missed text from Bonnie "you in a better mood today & whatcha doing this warm night". A rendezvous was agreed on for 8:30 near Eastport but not before copilot & I did a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper recon 7:30>8:30. Motivated as much by the comfortable evening temperatures & lack of rain as the promise of some strange.

Nothing seen until...

Spotted Galina at Everett in jeans & fur hooded black jacket above black ankle boots. Earliest I'd ever seen her out & was seriously tempted yet put her on the bang backburner in case of later mission creep.

Sunny had what I thought was the older WSW Baba Vanga.

Baggers had a sturdy brunette WSW duo...

One in pink jacket above black pants & white 6" heels. Definitely meh...

Her better-looking friend was in low cut black one piece bathing suit & heels showing some pale & impressive cleavage. She just eked out of a meh grade. Thought I had her in frame when snapping photo, guess not. Laughs...

Again, Murder Street was the epicenter of 304 out...

Mostly all seen at one time or another in last months including a sturdy bleached blonde in blue lace onesie pulling a wide wagon ass behind her.

All the remaining at that location was emphasizing that no lifeguard is on duty in the hooker gene pool...

Beech had a blonde long haired WSW in blueish dress with demure side slit above white heels. Not the worst yet far from the best is all I got...

Between tree named hotel & Sandy had a younger BSW in orange patterned bodysuit & sweater above sandals showing open faced hoagie pussy print. At least she was close to BMI appropriate though the too visible print was somewhat disconcerting. Even in the gloom my nether region retreated all turtle like...

Sandy Upper was deserted of 304 even the curd or fuglie themed. Can't say I really minded, there's a limit to how many bleach baths your eyes can handle in your lifetime.

Found my way South where I ultimately connected with my evening's objective just North of Eastport. At first was chagrined at her definitely low key come as you are no look. All these dressed to the nines 304 of the last year or two & regulars have set my expectations higher for the fripperies of the trade.

No check except for a quick kiss & hug as she kinda' apologized for pissing me off Saturday. Some unplanned drama in her life with the woman who's couch she's crashing on. She didn't elaborate on subject further except to mention it had to do with her failing to help her out financially. She did elaborate that we'd talked before back earlier this year (report #5136 "diversifying at division photo) one night with same friend she's crashing with. Had to think hard about it & search forum to jog my brain. I turned her offer down back then...

Anyway, my reservations were forgotten after a pitcher of margaritas & after a quick shower she got naked in front of fireplace. Sizewise evocative of Tori with a puffy Twinkie with light stubble. Though nowhere near camera friendly, service wise while not as enthusiastic as Tori was close enough once warmed up with some long sloppy DATY & hook or two thrown in both holes. All the usual acronyms were on the table or available with promise of tipping.

Tuesday Afternoon:

After feeding her & finally extricating my dick from Bonnie dropped her off with basic donation agreed on + a deserved tip for running the threes service at tall apartments just east of Powell. $150.00 with video & BBFSCIA tip. Seemed happy with that & mentioned she should "maybe" start walking. I laughed & said you were walking the first time we met. "Not seriously" was her answer. Cannot confirm or deny my response as I'm going to let her think on it more.

Was heading South to barn & got caught up in all the utility work traffic from Foster South.

At Reedway, was surprised to see Quasimodo crutching it North & looking remarkably better than I can ever remember. Tasteful makeup & lipstick & her earlier necessary head shaving had grown out nicely.

Between Reedway Woodstock there was an attractive younger brunette WSW bouncing around in short black shorts & black low cut top waving at all. I surmised a shitload more 5150 than 304.

Never saw much PPD SUV on both my outings.

Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry & the Heartless Bastards - "Live in Aught Three".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8[/URL]

[URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_7fBtIL877g&list=OLAK5uy_mt8RfSo7LzuntgbMF1mRjJgedH2gu9-fE[/URL]

[URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PtlwAELVKJ8&list=OLAK5uy_mt8RfSo7LzuntgbMF1mRjJgedH2gu9-fE[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Copilot & I were over at fishing bud's place for dinner & movie. Sensed some friction with his wife & him over movie selection so bailed before he lost out to some reality show. Laughs...

Taking my freshly opened Jubelale decided a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper was in order on this clear & chilly night. These chilly nights reminded me of the East coast when the steam rises out of the sewer grates & manholes. Was out between 8:45>10:00 give or take.

Extreme South was deserted until Harrison where the pretty (a thousand Big Macs ago) faced long haired PAWG blonde was getting some interest from wayward hoggers.

La Parilla had a trio...

A sturdy WSW brunette in black jacket & shorts.

A thicker BSW in red lace onesie with two softball sized bantu knots.

And one even thicker BSW in tan dress & matching low cut top who firmly took ahold of her mammoth mammaries & shook them vigorously at me. While infinitely better those vs some ass twerking those hush puppies were the size of the copilot. Squicked me the fuck out while simultaneously scaring me. Later loop saw her get in someone's compact car at McFlurrie lot. Laughs...

Murder Street had a couple...

A cute WSW busty brunette in form fitting yet slightly demure earth hued catsuit above modest heels showing some enchanting & enhanced cleavage. Window talked for a quick minute when she yelled "hay" as I passed. Was quite taken with her look yet within thirty seconds I knew she likely wouldn't warm up to me even if we were cremated next to one another. Laughs...

A BSW in ass showing skirt above white boots doing some very extended window talking wasn't bad yet my jungle drums were silent.

Beech had roots showing blonde in red lace onesie under black jacket & black patten leather Mary Janes. For its size the ass was fairly nice though her face showed some signs of butterface.

Only one seen on Sandy was approached at 118th by a sturdy plain redhead who was at least half in the bag. Invited me to a nearby bar & I could smell the alcohol from ten feet. She was likely looking for a $ flush drinking buddy more than a date. Laughs...

Seeing all I needed tonight headed to the barn before the up to now absent PPD came out.

Recon Soundtrack: Fifty Foot Wave October 2, 2004 at Radio Nordwest Studios, Bremen. An energetic & fine sounding radio broadcast. Followed by most of Lilly Hiatt November 14,2021 at Third & Lindsey, Nashville.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/ffw2004-10-02.flac16[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjYGLXKMEw[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[URL]https://www.opb.org/article/2023/12/04/pacific-northwest-sex-trafficking/[/URL]

The report seemed really inconsistent. Also, I have never seen 14 year olds on 82nd before. Never! I think they need to get educated on age groups. Yes there are young ones there that sometimes make me think. 18.? But that's it. Unless that's from years ago the report of those ages or only in Seattle, but not here in Portland. Unless they hide.

I've been reading postings here but I do not see options like BBBJ Car Dates it just looks like you need a room or some other? I will be traveling to Oregon early next month and just wanted to see what my options would be like on this 82nd track?

The news is so corrupt. One snow flake and its snomaaggeden As such. I too have never seen any underage girls on the blade. A few that were maybe near 18 and after an I'd check. I was comfortable with them. The news media makes this all seem human trafficking. And all are imported from other countries and forced to work here. Yea right. Its the oldest profession in the world. Since the dawn of time. And a new story about a few guys or girls getting busted just does not make news any more. So they blow it all out of shape and then it becomes a a news issue. That said.

If you want BBBJ car date. Find a girl approach. Get her in the car drive away. Never window negoiate or stay in one spot. If after driving away directly off the blade. Watch your rear for tails. Ask her what she will do. Remember you are in control not her. Upon agreement. Drive to a quiet area. Or sometimes a busy costco like parking lot Park in the far reaches. No one is looking for that action there. Especially if your vehicle is higher up like a pick up truck. Car. Well maybe not. But a few min of oral should be fine and safer. Sad part is everyone has camera on them these days. You cannot even think about doing something wrong or it will go viral. Be safe. Keep your eyes peeled for 5-O If she doe not want to do that. Just swing around and drop her off No foul. Just move on to the next one. There is always a next one. Do not stress about it Do not make too many trips down as you might be remembered.

Derp derp derp.

Tuesday Night:

Tori had texted me asking for some monetary relief against future dates. Glad to do as she always pays back with interest, so with an oddly reluctant copilot, we headed out a bit before 7:00 this dry evening. After dropping off 100.00 for Tori & though I wasn't actively looking, figured since out I'd take a look on my usual JCB>Sandy Upper>JCB route.

Minus a thick WSW in bulky jacket & jeans near Harrison, the South was busted of 304...

The North wasn't any better...

One low key dressed dirty blonde WSW at Murder Street was a definite meh & perhaps suspect as on a later pass hadn't moved despite the increasing PPD presence. I'm no expert but my spidey street senses tingled in a adverse way.

Mini mart at Prescott at Sandy was alive with a half dozen stationary PPD SUV adding some festive supplemental lighting to the Grottos seasonal offerings.

Upper Sandy was nothing but a gymkhana of black clad froggers sparing no effort to boost the city's fatality count before years end...

Headed South for the barn...

Waiting at Fremont red light when a recognizable though unwelcome face pulled up next to us in black undercover SUV. None other than Portland HTU's own Sarge Butcher talking into the radio while fervently scanning the area. No doubt for the "children" selling themselves "weekly" on the avenue. After some choking on thoughts of word salad press releases. Laughs...

Did some unostentatious looking for an obvious staging area yet came up short. Marked & undercover PPD SUV did become more visible. So, continued my Southbound direction.

No PPD SUV seen south of Sunny.

Out of curiosity, checked the latest arrest reports next morning & sure enough, timestamps showed a quartet of the inattentive caught a patronizing charge Monday night between 7:00>9:45.

Stay aware even more than usual this holiday season.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Way Down in the Rust Bucket". Disc 1.

[URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYO3_pvzHg&list=OLAK5uy_nGmbSBiLaYPzN4ZfMAWqcOQdVuCs_oTD0[/URL]

Friday Night:

Out doing a much-needed evening errand around 7:00 8:00+- & as always threw in an avenue reconnoiter JCB>Immigrant Statue>JCB. No upper Sandy tonight. Besides sucking ass, feel my frogger avoidance reaction times don't need further testing...

Oregon had a couple...
A WSW dirty blonde in jeans & purplish vest accessorizing with several purses. Later seen walking South near Glisan. More meh...

The pet hospital SSBSW in a bulky long jacket. She was walking in later for some cautious monger on my way home.

Mamasan cones area had a solitary & sturdy mixed (?) in black stretch pants & matching jacket above white sneakers. Another meh added to the evenings growing list.

Bouncing around Fremont Beech area was a red lipped short haired older looking LSW or PR in red leather jacket above black pumps & jeans. Two-word description is all you need to know. Dippity do. Yawns...

For all you clogging up my inbox re: Bonnie. Spotted her at Woodstock channeling a criddler street urchin look in jeans & scarve covering her face. Despite an acceptable time (report 5344) with her she's likely a one & done for me.

PPD SUV & the like were light in my time out.

Recon Soundtrack: more Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Way Down in the Rust Bucket". Disc 2.

Safe recons & life.

Between holiday traffic & her work delaying her some, we never found time for an overdue Wednesday night rendezvous before her 5:56 departure. As it was, we were running late for her ride to Union Station & barely made it on time. Plans made to pick her up & reconnect our fuck parts after Christmas. Sighs...

Copilot & I took the long way home & did a foggy assed Solstice recon between 6:30>7:45 or thereabouts...

Oregon had a solitary blonde PAWG in knee length grey faux fur. If your kink leans towards Yeti, she was rocking it. On way home she was getting scooped by some hogger. Laughs...

Sunny had a couple on both sides of the avenue...

A BMI appropriate younger BSW in camouflage tights & black ankle boots below black jacket. Jungle drums were totally silent...

Opposite side had a downright fuglie pasty faced WSW brunette in white pants below jacket & sneakers & large brown purse. As I came down Klickatat she gave me a somewhat spooky smile. Yeech...

Murder Street had a BSW showing some project housing booty black shorts & heels getting scooped up block a discrete amount. Yawns...

Beech had a couple & the first acceptable (barely) 304 seen in the form of a reddish hued brunette spinner in black pants & brown boots. From my quick look wasn't terrible. Yet.

Sharing the corner was a not acceptable younger meh BSW in short fur trimmed jacket above home made clamdigger pants. The white galoshes choice of footwear gave me the first real guffaw of the evening.

At Knolls driveway had more laughs in the manifestation of another bulky BSW in orange parachute type pants between a bulky blue ski jacket & white heels. Arrrggh.

Went as far as Immigrant Statue before losing interest & heading towards home.

Somewhat startled at the South showing some signs of life where Foster McFlurrie's had a couple...

A shoulder length magenta haired younger semi spinner with matching lipstick in jeans & boots was in ankle boots & tight jeans. Despite the fog had some excellent thigh gap.

Another less desirable WSW in longer hoodie above grey dress & tights above some white fur topped black boots had points deducted for nothing red above those Christmas themed boots.

Came up Ellis to intercept to see magenta haired one getting into some McFlurrier's chrome wheeled SUV right at corner. Never seen her before & I'd bet she'd clean up nicely.

Face to face Christmas themed boots was much worse than I imagined & waved her off.

Headed for barn with nothing more seen, including any traces of PPD SUV at all compass points.

Have plans for Merry Christmas Sunday>Monday so all is not lost.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "Sketches of Spain". Extended & remastered from "The Complete Miles Davis & Gil Evans Studio Recordings" set.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhITcrmigxw[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Christmas Eve:

After some house cleaning & firewood chopping. Copilot & I went out for a quick circuit around 5:00>6:15. More for a few last-minute alcohol & food necessities outing than anything serious.

Not that I was expecting much yet not a walker to be seen from JCB>82nd>Grotto>JCB. Back to the barn for nap...

After heading downtown to get Merry skipped my usual recons tonight though at 11:30 a quick Division>JCB after picking up her overnight items yielded the same results as earlier.

Another slow night with no PPD SUV seen though a couple motorcycle officers were seen in middle South.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt & The Guilty Dogs. January 25,1994 at The Sting, New Britain, CT.

[URL]https://ia802702.us.archive.org/22/items/JohnHiatt1994-01-25TheStingNewBritainCT/JohnHiatt1994-01-25TheStingNewBritainCT.mp3?cnt=0[/URL]

My girlfriend at the time actually scored complementary passes to this show. Unfortunately, that was day she contracted some nasty flu going around CT. that bitterly frigid winter. Luckily WHCN Hartford broadcast the show yet all I remember was holding her hair back as she puked her guts & more out as I tried desperately to keep some fresh tape rolling in my Nakamichi in-between cleanup duties. Been almost thirty years & I still think of that long vomity night whenever I play this show. Still miss that girl...

Tuesday Night:

Except for a few neighborhood copilot walks & some drinks & hors d' oeuvres at fishing buddy's place. Merry & I stayed close to barn. Brought her & cleaned laundry home around 2:00 this afternoon. With us both in agreement that a month between couplings was far too long.

Yet another holiday trip across the river as Dan's train was due at 9:05. Wasting a little time beforehand, the copilot & I went out a bit early for a JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper 7:45>8:45 this breezy night.

Deserted until Taboo where a chunky assed BSW in tights & heels had been trolling the lot entrance before parking herself at Harrison. Her lumpy ghetto ass looked like vacuum-packed marsh mellows in those pants. First seen & first audible yeech of the night...

Murder Street had a clear umbrella toting older WSW blonde in dark tights under dress & black pumps. She kept on the move as she bounced between there, Knolls Driveway & Beech. Some overall mileage on the chassis & face yet she wasn't all that bad...

Upper Sandy continued its suction of your soul with the usual pessimal pussy in the form a SSPAWG brunette waddling along near Murder Market in low riding tights & heels below belly shirt. Never has belly shirt been so aptly named & she was a prime candidate for a panniculectomy procedure. Gave me a meaty bingo winged wave on my way back. At least she didn't look chilly. Laughs sadly along with some repressed gaks...

Beech had a boring looking younger BSW duo...

One in black vest & faded jeans above wedge heels was just plain characterless.

That her friend in black see thru tights & black crop top at least looked somewhat hookerish is the best I can say about her.

Last seen was a low-key looking Galina (report 5249 & 5275) in grey tights under dress & fur trimmed jacket above flats near the Arts Center Wall.

Wanted to stop & chat but glad I didn't since train was running ahead of schedule. As we pulled we a block or two away from Union Station, a burst of "Zavi I'm here & its fucking cold outside" came in.

No getting together this night but she promised me a sleepover to start the new year with a bang.

No PPD seen tonight.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt & the Guilty Dogs 25 January 94 at The Sting. The remainder of this 2.5 hour show.

Safe recons & life.

That damp copilot & I were out picking up some fresh & free Dungeness crab for New Years dinner around 7:00+- from fishing buddy. His neighbor & family went crabbing & had several limits to share.

After throwing Dania's & mine NYE dinner in cooler & back of truck, copilot & I did a JCB>Sandy Upper>JCB look see after.

As it is sometimes avenue was empty of 304 until after Glisan.

One thicker wildebeest faced BSW in brown sweats at Sunny Market overhang. She was bad enough in the dark. Since market closed those fluorescent lights are off. I was spared further revulsion.

Murder Street had a WSW trio...

One shorter in blue dress above black boots.

A pale & taller semi butterface brunette in black lace onesie, short black jacket & matching ankle boots with white accents was showing some matching pale thong encased ass. She did get scooped right of the avenue in front of Madison.

The last one was a brunette sans umbrella in pinkish top & light blue pants. She was hanging back at the health clinic hedges so never got the best look at her.

Later an older lighter hued WSW in black assless leggings below satin pink jacket had joined the remaining parties above. Quickly made a deal...

Beech had a couple WSW...

One in black pants & white hoodie above white sneakers. Meh.

The other was hotel tanned & more hookerish looking brunette in nothing but a black dress above white ankle boots & did look alright. Until you got a little closer.

Sandy upper was deserted of 304. Fine with me considering some of the horrific hoes seen in upper numbers lately.

Tried to engage this very cute red pouty lipped brunette at Murder Street in red mini just below knee black boots & tight black sweater.

Stopped & said "hi" through open passenger window. To her absolute silence or even recognition. Turned down CD player & repeated. Still nothing as she stared vacuously at me. Was about to repeat myself again yet channeled my seventeen-year-old self as I thought "whatever" & drove off.

Minutes later she headed North. Was sorta' stunned as some McFlurrier cut off her progress & herded into Madison lot close to office door. Then rolled his passenger window down to engage in the lights there. She shook her head & headed for the Evergreen as fast as she could manage in those boots. To top the whole train wreck off, this idiot McFlurrier almost caused an accident when leaving Madison lot. I awarded this bellend the Darwin award for the evening. To the PPD it's gotta' be like fishing with dynamite @ times. Laughs...

Having seen more than enough tonight. Headed for the barn & my evenings destiny of crab cleaning, cooking & chilling.

Yet again another night where police presence was minuscule until JCB area...

Recon Soundtrack: Elvis Costello & the Attractions "The Boy Called If".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn0IWgpzanY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEBO-zERA00[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LobXwA9Ri8s[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Since the years end is upon us & with having recently stepped back some from the avenue got to thinking about this year's highlights.

Typically, I avoid most religious references yet it's been a "separating the wheat from the chaff "sort of year.

This year will also be remembered for the below strange as much as the more than number of convoluted 304 who informed me that BJ of any type was off their menu permanently. In the rhetorical statement category, what I want to know what the king hell happened to the old standard of basic "half & half". While I dislike certain parts of my chosen profession, the integral parts of it I have to do if I want my ask. SMDHS.

I'm cheating on my top three were since all were met pre 2023 yet firmly remain cast in amber. All continue to be head & shoulders above this year's candidates. Fucking familiarity does have many good points...

Sharing the number one spots have to be my two reliable regulars Merry & Dania. Openly fun to hang with, both love to fuck & are eager to please in their slutty diverse styles.
Both have abandoned P4P yet not my dumb ass gives them the shared top spot. If I was only twenty+ years younger...

Number 2 spot has to go to Tori despite her propensity to ghost me at times along with the occasional desperate pleas for monetary assistance. Despite her circumstances, she is always cheerful and economical. Loves sucking dick & she pays back any loan with mafia style interest rates along with insisting you've emptied your seed deep in any of her orifices. At least the loser boyfriend is out of the picture for good & she has a safe place to live. Though I actually do worry about her situation at times & have encouraged her to get in contact with her family.

The best overall analogy for above three is I'm like an old house with a new flagpole. Laughs...

Coming in at number 3 was Galina (report 5249 & 5275) who proved to me that occasionally the most obvious or outrageous fripperies GPS appearing walking 82nd 304 are worth your efforts for an economical price. I'd see her again for the full BBFS & CIA no holes off limit self again, but her phone etiquette is lacking at times & I haven't seen her since 2nd date.

Coming in at number 4 was raven haired & tatted Lilly (report 4943) who started 2023 off nicely. A Thursday night North ender score who broke free of her restraints on a slow & chilly evening to abandon her "my room only" to accompany me at my place. BBBJCIMNS & BBFSCIP for a fair price. An independent out of towner who said she was making her first I5 corridor circuit. Maybe it was her last. Who knows? I did give her my number yet never heard or saw her again. She seemed too sweet for it all. Sighs...

All the below were more of a mixed bag of good & bad attributes.

Helena (report 5211) our initial meeting got off on the wrong foot with some attitude from her end yet when push came to shove, she backed into bare nicely. Still attracted to her slutty pushing for the cushion look, but her number quickly took a shit & though BBFSCIP was on the menu, her rushing tendency did turn me off some.

Erika (report 5317) scratched my dormant older amazon meaty lipped gash MILF with Bush itch quite nicely for just her phone bill & deserved $25.00 tip. Gave her my number yet haven't heard from her. Must admit that because her impulsive self I didn't have to work whatsoever to be buried in that bushy & lipped gash was the most attractive part of her.

Angelique / Andreaa (report 5156) was another example of a North ender deciding it was better to have some cash in hand than stick to the North end "my room only Stander CBJ " rules. Also, she more than satisfied my massive mammaries longing for the time being & took a hard CFS pounding on her puffy pussy. Never had her number & couldn't find the EB ad she told me she had.

After our first date perky titted Megan (report 5103) I had high hopes for, yet she seems to have faded into the cloud of pot smoke trailing behind her pouty red lips & cute ass. Had a number for her yet another lost in the ether.

Bonnie (report 5359) blushed when I first told her of my intentions yet was amenable to my filthy intentions at the moment of truth. She did remind me of a less cute Tori though I was mistaken about her being totally homeless. Her voraciousness for fucking is nowhere near Tori's pint sized passion. Easy BBFS with recent test papers & snipped status. In my original report I said she was likely a one & done, though if Tori disappeared & Bonnie was more video friendly & more amenable to learning better BBBJ techniques, I'd seek her out more if I could figure what fucking phone number actually is. Has called me from several different wi-fi or google phone numbers. Fucking hookers & their phone issues are still a thing even in 2023. Also, I had some hints she might get clingy if you let her.

Torpedo titted Sybil (report 5284) reminded me of 82nd days past. Just a no-nonsense negotiation summer morning BBBJWS for $50.00. Quick & easy plus my only real car date of the year. I miss the simplicity of the 82nd past at times.

Mia (report 5359), this solipsistic "turnip truck" slore was one who I wanted to slap as much as I wanted to fuck. Compromised with dick slapping her entitled face & shoving her head down at point of no return. She wasn't happy LOL. Then dug out her tight hole with spiteful vengeance. Occasionally see her & her Lyle out & about Foster Flavel at times. She brought out the dark side of 82nd in me. Overpaid her for BBFSCIP out of some misplaced guilt. My favorite memory of our date was after & the look on her face when I declined her number. Also, the dozen requests in my PMs for her info. Laughs...

Monarch (report # 5093) coming in last should be no surprise to anyone who read my report. An incall date in her van at Lents Park. That whatever curiosity I harbored about Asian was pussy was permanently stifled by her recalcitrant attitude & fermented fish sauce tuna canoe. I recovered nicely by taking back half the donation, so damage was only $60.00 for BBBJ with very unwanted CIM at her end. Notable only for nearly unseating Sara # 0. 0 for the "worst emetic gusset" experienced on 82nd category.

Also remembered were my failures & there were more than I can remember. The following misses especially stung...

The busty & long haired cara de mantequilla doppelganger nostalgia flashback to my first ever big boned hella' firecracker fuck Latina in high school (report 5204) who invited me to her room at hotel near the immigrant statue. I couldn't at time yet did pass along my number to her & she did text a few days later when I was nowhere near town. Texted back to only get some padrote calling me yelling about why I was calling his propiedad. Why do you think ese'. Laughs...

Even more painful was the choice turnip truck type young porcelain newcomer "Jackie" (report # 4961) who I had in truck yet failed to get past the "her room only" rule that night. Gave her my number yet crickets.

Just more of my continuing & futile search for a real redhead. Sighs. In Camus's perspective of Sisyphus he offered the theory that Sisyphus acknowledged & accepted the absurdity of his never ending fate.

Personally, I'm not there yet though the absurdity of the avenue did reach new heights this year. SMDHS...

Once you throw back or ignore most of the byzantine bitches' cabal with all their ludicrous rules.

Some patience along with some rubber to the road time can yield what you need...

Just remember it's all fishing. Get your lines wet & your dick is likely to follow...

Safe recons & life in 2024.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6693424]82nd Ave and Sandy Blvd.

Sandy Weat / East from 82nd. East to 122nd.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, had a great time in the city even tho I didn't seen any SW when I came by the area.