General Reports

Ok, get this, I "hate" LookingforLUffy (no such person, right? So I get on here and I blab all about how his wife, daughter, niece, nephew, step-child or whoever is turning tricks on Grand Avenue. I even watched her suck off the Chief of Police in a shitty van down by the river.

Now you realize that none of this has happened. This is all third party bullshit. If it were all true, it would still be third party bullshit. Even if I were allowed on here to name a provider, give her social security number, her Astrological sign, her birthday and her mother's maiden name, It's all hearsay. HEARSAY. I don't care if I know her shoe size and the viscosity of her last bowel movement, the cops can't use any of this in court.

Can they use it to watch a certain provider? SURE THEY CAN! Can a cop get on here and post a bunch of crap until they get senior status, then get names and numbers off of PMs? Hells yeah! But when they call a girl up, it's called entrapment. So understand that all the machinations we go through to protect providers are next to useless because the info on here is next to useless.

And as much or as little as we think of LEO, they have a good handle on who's doing what in their neighborhoods. When "Tiffany" gets in our car, the cops already know her name is Gertrude and the stroll she's walking. If the provider's on BP, then they know them because they got pictures and ads and phone numbers.

So if some guys dream let them dream I just hope its a juicy wet dream, and not some dream where they cruised the loop only to go home and jack off in real life.

I'm cruising the north loop and it's drier than a popcorn fart in Arizona. I get out my cell and start checking for likely suspects. I find TASHA WH. I use WH behind a provider's name so she's easy to find in the hundreds of other numbers I have that I never call.

I have no idea who she is or what she looks like. I don't know what part of town she's in or if I just let her in my car to get a number on the fly. But what the fuck, I got a dick for her to suck and I call. Tasha answers, and she's on the north side. I drive to her address and am met by a fairly attractive black woman. She's friendly and invites me inside. She apologizes for the messiness of her apartment, but it's immaculate on the SW scale. Her bed is made and is neat, no clothes on the floor and the room is tidy. 40 for a BJ, and she starts on me. Good technique and seems interested in my enjoying myself. Small but nice titties. I get leather dick syndrome (did any of you notice a certain motif in my posts?) But she stays the course without complaining about the time it's taking. When I finally pop the cork, she catches it all. She doesn't swallow, but hey, maybe next time.

Like all black women, it's impossible to judge her age. She tells me she's 43, but fuck, she coulda been 27 for all I could tell. I give her an extra ten for time, effort, and catching my load, and she's happy. Very nice gal, and I would higly recommend.

Coochie (Why's this taking so fucking long?) Eater.

God bless you all.

All makes sense to me but really, what do I care. I'm just a delusional fuck that likes to make up erotic encounter stories.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2204478][BLUE]Truthfully it doesn't matter how you say it. I've always thought the dream thing was silly but I don't care. I get involved when guys start ragging on other guys for saying dream. However to address the larger issue of this forum being used as evidence.

Who is Travlnman? For that matter who is Admin2? While I know who Admin2 is I've got no idea who anybody here is and if I don't know, nobody else can prove it but lets go with an assumption that some local DA has the resources to use the Hague Conventions to subpoena our servers (which are not in the USA) and believe me getting that subpoena is going to cost a fuckload of money. The servers by themselves are without value the need the principles as well. We aren't in the USA. Our developers are somewhere in Russia we don't even know where we pay them with pay pal, our server administrator is in yet a different country. But just for the sake of argument say they have gathered us all in a courtroom, server logs, IP addresses, don't forget they still have to subpoena your ISP to get yours and if you posted at a coffee shop well that's the end of that line.

Anyway so here's the big day, in court in sunny Milwaukee, yours truly is on the stand, here is my testimony;

DA: "Are you Admin2"

Me: "Nope"

Case closed.

Or say I decide to fully cooperate and tell them EVERYTHING I know about you;

DA: "Did a user named 'Iluvpussy' post that he had contractual sex with a prostitute known as chocolate bootie on a certain date."

Me: "Yup"

DA: "Can you point him out in the courtroom?"

Me: "Nope"

DA: "Really Mr Admin2 can you provide us no further information on this user named Iluvpussy?"

Me: "Sure, his email address is Iluvpussy@skank.com and he's a shitty speller."

Case closed.

Or, instead of spending millions of dollars to try to find out you can't spell they just run the normal "dress a lady cop up as a hooker" deal. Remember all of this isn't to solve the Lindburg baby kidnapping, at the end of this road is a Class A misdemeanor, nothing more.

You tell me which is more likely.

Good day,

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

Personally, having just finished reading all the posts after being away on a mid week get away, I really couldn't care less how someone wants to post their encounters, so long as the post contains some useful info that leads to fun and safety or just plain good advice.

My short list.

You had a dream or are a fiction writer, good for you! I enjoyed the read.

Anyone asks for a photo, job address and # for verification, tell them they're nuts.

Use of personal email accts, (Or any email acct really) big no no.

Correspondence on anything but a burner phone, your asking for trouble.

Providers using fake pics, numbers with no history, and multiple phone numbers, caveat emptor.

No point in us acting like a bunch of chimps at the zoo flinging shit at each other.

Prosecutors said the defendants went beyond hosting classified ads. They listed acronyms for sex acts in a "Terms and Acronyms" section of the website, and sold VIP memberships that allowed customers "access to 'private forums' and heightened capabilities to search reviews of the prostitution services. ".

[URL]http://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Shutdown-of-MyRedbook-com-sparks-legal-debate-5588516.php[/URL]

There may be more to the story of " R" and "B" but this is what they're saying publicly. As soon as a site shows awareness of acronyms etc it can be a target. Luckily this site is fictional stories.

If I'm missing something we can't talk about PM me. I have a hunch I know what you mean, but if it was that wouldn't they be announcing it?

[QUOTE=Icekane;2205717]I could not care less about saying it was a dream, it's a story, or straight up saying you did it.

However, it was my understanding that Uncle LEO went after that hobby site because of something else that I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to talk about on the forums. If there's any question of a site crossing that line then it wouldn't surprise me if Uncle LEO got involved and it would be yet another good reason to NOT discuss said topic. Simple internet search on "my red book" should turn up what I'm talking about if you're not familiar. Maybe it was dispensing with acronyms and becoming explicit about everything that contributed; but, the news stories I've read point to something else.[/QUOTE]

I finally saw Autumn for a massage session. I tried reaching her via her craigslist ad, text, and cell phone numerous times. I never once heard back. Knowing that she's been reviewed a few times, I always found this lack of communication strange. After hearing about an athletic Autumn at the place we all know near Hwy 100 & Bluemound, I assumed this was the same girl. Sure enough, it's the same honey. Lean and tall, with nice curves and long, wild hair, she was skilled as well as attractive.

Autumn was very by-the-book about draping in the beginning, but eventually relaxed her rules a bit. We discussed extras and compensation and she played very coy about it. I also played dumb and asked her about expanding her services from her own place as an alternative to this office situation. She openly confessed that she's reconsidering her incall, after a client took things the wrong way and assumed they were a couple. I find it hard to believe it was any of us, knowing full well that we all share the same providers. Honest mistake, I guess, but it's created a hurdle to get extras now.

I vetted myself by taking a chance with self-serve. She acted incredulous about my behavior, asking me if the other masseuse lets me do this as well. (We all know what we do together. Why be so phony?) Overall, she was polite and lightly sensual, yet never grazed or teased me. Beyond acting oblivious to my finish, the only real negative is the lack of clean-up or towels at the end. Seriously, I felt like a well-buttered turkey and had to use the sheet to sponge off all her oil.

After I dried off, I went out to the lobby and we chatted nonchalantly for a few minutes. I gave her my info and she wrote down her cell number for me. It was the same damn number she never replies to! Is it just me, or did I just go full circle with her? I'm used to having to go through the motions when meeting a masseuse for the 1st time. I'm sure extras will be available down the road. Why she never got back to me in the first place and why two adults have to play this silly game is beyond me.

As a side note, the lead masseuse just doesn't look as good as she once did. Once a striking brunette, I found her bleached, orange blond hair to be really straw like. I used to fantasize about her and spent plenty of $$ making a play for her in the past. Now, I'm not so sure.

I meant to include: Digits for seniors and traders. Again, I would highly recommend.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;2205932]I'm cruising the north loop and it's drier than a popcorn fart in Arizona. I get out my cell and start checking for likely suspects. I find TASHA WH. I use WH behind a provider's name so she's easy to find in the hundreds of other numbers I have that I never call.

I have no idea who she is or what she looks like. I don't know what part of town she's in or if I just let her in my car to get a number on the fly. But what the fuck, I got a dick for her to suck and I call. Tasha answers, and she's on the north side. I drive to her address and am met by a fairly attractive black woman. She's friendly and invites me inside. She apologizes for the messiness of her apartment, but it's immaculate on the SW scale. Her bed is made and is neat, no clothes on the floor and the room is tidy. 40 for a BJ, and she starts on me. Good technique and seems interested in my enjoying myself. Small but nice titties. I get leather dick syndrome (did any of you notice a certain motif in my posts?) But she stays the course without complaining about the time it's taking. When I finally pop the cork, she catches it all. She doesn't swallow, but hey, maybe next time.

Like all black women, it's impossible to judge her age. She tells me she's 43, but fuck, she coulda been 27 for all I could tell. I give her an extra ten for time, effort, and catching my load, and she's happy. Very nice gal, and I would higly recommend.

Coochie (Why's this taking so fucking long?) Eater.

God bless you all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2206787]I finally saw Autumn for a massage session. I tried reaching her via her craigslist ad, text, and cell phone numerous times. I never once heard back. Knowing that she's been reviewed a few times, I always found this lack of communication strange. After hearing about an athletic Autumn at the place we all know near Hwy 100 & Bluemound, I assumed this was the same girl. Sure enough, it's the same honey. Lean and tall, with nice curves and long, wild hair, she was skilled as well as attractive.

Autumn was very by-the-book about draping in the beginning, but eventually relaxed her rules a bit. We discussed extras and compensation and she played very coy about it. I also played dumb and asked her about expanding her services from her own place as an alternative to this office situation. She openly confessed that she's reconsidering her incall, after a client took things the wrong way and assumed they were a couple. I find it hard to believe it was any of us, knowing full well that we all share the same providers. Honest mistake, I guess, but it's created a hurdle to get extras now.

I vetted myself by taking a chance with self-serve. She acted incredulous about my behavior, asking me if the other masseuse lets me do this as well. (We all know what we do together. Why be so phony?) Overall, she was polite and lightly sensual, yet never grazed or teased me. Beyond acting oblivious to my finish, the only real negative is the lack of clean-up or towels at the end. Seriously, I felt like a well-buttered turkey and had to use the sheet to sponge off all her oil.

After I dried off, I went out to the lobby and we chatted nonchalantly for a few minutes. I gave her my info and she wrote down her cell number for me. It was the same damn number she never replies to! Is it just me, or did I just go full circle with her? I'm used to having to go through the motions when meeting a masseuse for the 1st time. I'm sure extras will be available down the road. Why she never got back to me in the first place and why two adults have to play this silly game is beyond me.

As a side note, the lead masseuse just doesn't look as good as she once did. Once a striking brunette, I found her bleached, orange blond hair to be really straw like. I used to fantasize about her and spent plenty of $$ making a play for her in the past. Now, I'm not so sure.[/QUOTE]Nice report as usual. Lay, Autumn and Margaret / Maria. I think if you play really dumb and have money they will come across. They get turned of if you have found out their real names, have pics, know their address, phone, and FB page. They want to be under the radar and will wait patiently for an idiot with money. My try saying you are some big shot from out of state visiting.

Granny came home in a mood. Texted right up. Went over to her house and she pulled out little lefty and went to work. Got her to calm down and worked her over really good. Warmed her up real nice and then thought I'd go for doggie and then that anal she promise. Well no doggie and no anal. Back to the anal cancer story again. She was just teasing me.

She just likes it one way so I gave it to her that way. Once she's come 8-10 times she's done and sends me home. When she comes she gets super tight and then squirts, never met a woman like it. Super orgasmic. Odd this time, I'm getting all these complementary texts from her. I fear she is going to ask me on a date again. In the dim lights, its like fucking Barbara Eden. Implants, skinny, clean and odorless, big quirter -- its a good time. But not so sure I would want to be seen in public with her. Not really ever dated before. Been on dates but after a hour I just want to do my own thing. She cut me off one time because I would not go out with her.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2208987]Granny came home in a mood. Texted right up. Went over to her house and she pulled out little lefty and went to work. Got her to calm down and worked her over really good. Warmed her up real nice and then thought I'd go for doggie and then that anal she promise. Well no doggie and no anal. Back to the anal cancer story again. She was just teasing me.

She just likes it one way so I gave it to her that way. Once she's come 8-10 times she's done and sends me home. When she comes she gets super tight and then squirts, never met a woman like it. Super orgasmic. Odd this time, I'm getting all these complementary texts from her. I fear she is going to ask me on a date again. In the dim lights, its like fucking Barbara Eden. Implants, skinny, clean and odorless, big quirter -- its a good time. But not so sure I would want to be seen in public with her. Not really ever dated before. Been on dates but after a hour I just want to do my own thing. She cut me off one time because I would not go out with her.[/QUOTE]Lefty, if the lights are low, maybe a group of us could substitute for you. Take a bit of the pressure off your shoulders??

Sung to a blues riff:

Verse:

Oh I can't get laid.

I can't get laid.

Got the money, got the time, but I can't get laid.



Checking out the Backpage.

Checking out TER.

Even checking Eros but the rent is too damn high!


Oh I can't get laid...



She said her pics were real.

She said she was the deal.

But she had a nasty guy in the room.

Made me run like hell.


Oh I can't get laid...


She said she was twenty one.

But that was twenty one ago.

She said honey I am still hot.

But her tattoos sagged to hell



Oh I can't get laid...


I aint no prize, I aint no stud.

I look like Mr. White.

On a very bad day.

But I got the money.

I got the time.

But I can't get laid

Been playing this one a LOT lately, LOL.

Another favorite of mine just came back though. Things are looking brighter!

[QUOTE=Nachynn;2216114]Sung to a blues riff:

Verse:

Oh I can't get laid.

I can't get laid.

Got the money, got the time, but I can't get laid.



Checking out the Backpage.

Checking out TER.

Even checking Eros but the rent is too damn high!


Oh I can't get laid...



She said her pics were real.

She said she was the deal.

But she had a nasty guy in the room.

Made me run like hell.


Oh I can't get laid...


She said she was twenty one.

But that was twenty one ago.

She said honey I am still hot.

But her tattoos sagged to hell



Oh I can't get laid...


I aint no prize, I aint no stud.

I look like Mr. White.

On a very bad day.

But I got the money.

I got the time.

But I can't get laid[/QUOTE]

Had a thirty dollar car date tonight with Alyssa because I was on the NW side. I had forgotten how attractive she is when she is all cleaned up. Unfortunately it seems to be the exception rather than the rule. Still better than picking up a possible trannie on the North loop.

I very rarely splurge and it was last minute, but I was able to see Svetlana from Touring Companions.

Wow. Simply wow. She looks as good as her pics. Speaks OK English, she is Russian. Way hotter than any girl I've ever seen, or ever would have the opportunity to see outside of the hobby. Simply breath taking.

She said she will come back to Milwaukee, so see her if you can.

Good for you Bill! Nothing like playing with a really attractive woman. I TRY to seek out the really good lookers whenever I can, without paying the agency price. I know of two I want to see very soon in the area. Reports will be coming when I do.

Having said that, there's also the GFE factor that cannot be ignored. A less than smokin hot girl can make it in the top ten with a passionate attitude.

Passion is what puts a number of girls at the top of my list when coupled with good looks.

A smokin hotty that won't kiss or BBJ, can kiss my ass. Know what I mean?

[QUOTE=Billsmelco;2218987]I very rarely splurge and it was last minute, but I was able to see Svetlana from Touring Companions.

Wow. Simply wow. She looks as good as her pics. Speaks OK English, she is Russian. Way hotter than any girl I've ever seen, or ever would have the opportunity to see outside of the hobby. Simply breath taking.

She said she will come back to Milwaukee, so see her if you can.[/QUOTE]