Capo Report (Recon on OBT Pt 2) Back in the game
What's up people.
Don't mind the cat fights in other sections. LOL.
Anyway, heading down the stroll saw a HSW at Walgreens, ho was strung out. I said baby here is 10 dollars.
Go get yourself something to eat.
I have seen this girl walking around and I feel bad for her. I never mess with her, not because I am kind hearted. But she on the edge of the cliff. I can't really go along with that.
I got in my car and left, Jackie hit me up saying she got more "curvier". HMMM, I passed on it. I got with Diane with the big butt from 18st (in the morning). BBJCIM.
I saw a WSW on the next street, she kind of thick (I never pick her up but she looks kind of good).
I thought about it hard and passed on it.
I saw Charlie on Grand Ave, with a dope boy. She pissed me off way back. I thought to myself, let me go to the store.
Lo Behold Charlie rolls up, Charlie is like what's up. I said whats up girlfriend, you looking kind of okay.
Charlie goes into some "hippie talk". She is one of the older WSW that still talks like a hippie.
I said Listen you got me messed up, when I come to see you, you made excuses. Why do I need to see you now?
The drought is over, there is plenty of chicks. Charlie was like " let me explain my old man was around and you know how it goes".
Man listen, I ain't try to heard that. I might see you tonight.
I drove off and saw the girl with the dead eye. I had seen in the trap house before but never got with her.
I looked at her twice and passed. I don't know, something about her ain't right.
This brings me to the red head with glasses on 18, I apologize for cosigning her. She is looking raggedy. I don't know what happened to be honest with you. Some cats may still think she cute. Me personally, I think she went downhill faster than I thought.
After all of that, ran into a BSW named Pat. Perhaps my top 5 in best hos on OBT. BBJ, cowgirl, doggy. I don't even spank hos for more than 20 minutues. She about 5ft4 dark skin, curvy, gold teeth (don't ask about the god damn gold teeth).
Anyway. Woowee, got it on at the Arrow motel.
She on my fantasy ho basketball team. She got moved to starter.
I am out.
Lastly, stop blaming cats for hos not loving you. I don't respect hos, I just spank them that's it.
You can thank me later, if the hos like you because of hobbyists like me!
Many more choices; prices should go down, not up
I think some arrogant mongers had driven up the prices lately. There are many more SW, and the quality is also way up. The price then should goes down; that's basic business. Some SW I've picked up lately is trying hard to upsell, and I wouldn't mind if they're a bit better looking. Funny, usually the SW that up sell are the ugly ones.
Anyway, today around 10:30pm, I started cruising up and down. Without going into details, (heard details on the webnet can be used in the court of law now. So fked up) , here's my report.
2 WSW near 528, one is twitching, wonder if she's psycho or on drug, the other one is a 9+ in black dress. I passed after I spotted a tinted avenger parked nearby. Wonder if that's UC. Back near Skyview, spot a BSW, she's like in her third trimester. Ugh, passed.
Many more between Holden and 17th, but I got the digits of Juicy, could be 19, brunette. 5'3 or so, a bit curvy on bottom but not top, but me like, in grey shirt and jean short. She used protection and seemed drug free, like she claimed. So definitely will see her again. (Uncle LEO, I only meant protection as a rain coat in a rain-free sky, only a bit of dew. Ok?) She used a lot of head games, but I don't mind what coming out of her mouth; as long as. You know? I only care about what coming in. (again, Leo uncle, I meant her nutrition. She drank a sweet tea, not coke. Ok?)
On the way home, I notice 2 more WSW. One is hot, but once closer, she's like 90s. No exaggeration. Switched to Rio Grande, saw a petite, no more than 5', can't be of legal age. (again, would you care?). My only concerns, closedly behind her are 2 dope boys, and they ain't look too friendly. Also, my gun ran out of ammo. (dear uncle, I meant my BB gun, ok?) passed.
Once more note, as I passed by the new construction site, north of Oak Ridge, saw another 9+ WSW, and many mongers around, but also none seemed able to pick her up. I passed that cuzz that neighborhood reeked the scent of LEO. Ugh, what a waste. If she's not UC, I hope I'll see her again. 19, about 5'5, cute tank top, too far to see her bottom. Was on North bound, she was right next to construction site, South bound. Ugh
Capo Report (Recon on OBT Pt 3) Going hard! Lakeland sneak edition
Man what's up hobbyists.
You're man is back man.
Unfortunately on my way back and forth to work, I entertain myself with some of the disgraceful pretty chicks.
Yes, some on street medicine but I surely respect them now.
Skip all that.
Anyway, saw Diane in a blue ballroom dress. I was like where you going? You going to an opera or something?
That's how why'all getting down out here? Ballroom dresses the new style or something?
Crack is a hell of a drug. Anyway, I said girlfriend I will come back (if I cannot find something better).
Drove around and saw a couple wsws, I call 1 "freckles" because she seems to have all these freckles, a cute WSW girl.
Passed on her.
Jackie came out and chased me on her bicycle, this is not the first time too, I had a girl on Walmart little kids bike chase me down to. God bless Ebony, she need rehab, when you are on a god damn tricycle chasing down a guy to get with you. Listen you got problems.
I know you're laughing but crack is something else man.
I drove around the corner and couldn't find nothing else. I was in a bind like damn!
I looked at Diane in that blue dress. I looked at my I phone and said I am going to be late for work.
Diane get you're butt in my car. BBJCIM at the back of a foreclosed home.
Aside from Orlando.
I am out in Lakeland, got a couple chicks out there.
I got this thick WSW, OMG, she got a video model azz.
Face is a 2, she had this tight black mini dress on the other night.
I dropped my Lakeland mistress off, as soon as I saw her. I said baby "uh I am taking you home".
MY lakeland chick is my reliable provider I call her, she jumps off the porch ready to go any time of night.
But I get tired of her azz.
My car made a U-turn by itself like knight rider, it found the same thick WSW with the mini dress on.
I said girlfriend, you need to get in. We went down Texas Ave. to her friend's house (a female).
I flipped her thick azz over, bbj, doggy, missionary. I ended it with doggy, her azz was incredible man.
I was like "you better stay in Lakeland and don't leave this place." God damn.
Top 5 best chick I have been with next to the BSW with the gold tooth.
Damage 30.
I am going to start taking pictures.
WSW does not have a number yet. But I will be getting it. She in around Texas Ave in Lakeland.
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