Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]Merry Christmas Everyone!!

[url]http://www.santasm.net/[/url]

....oh yeah.... and Happy New Year!

(be careful with that person with the camera) ;)[/QUOTE]

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Thanks for that, man.

Got the itch last Wednesday, and after calling around to some of the better-reviewed places on this board (most of which were closed), I wound up at a spot near Irving and Milwaukee. I was greeted by slender Korean woman in her early 40s. Since it was about midnight, I figured this was all there was, and I have a hard time rejecting some of these sad looking girls. I paid $65 at the door, $20 for a ts. The ts was pretty good, washing all of my parts with a scrubby and soap. The ts room itself could have been cleaner, but the service was good, and she did a nice job of cleaning me off. Back to the massage room, the massage table's head rest was a bit out of position, which kind of kinked my neck up. The massage was good. Very thorough. On the flip, the lady went right to work. My hands were roaming, but she politely pushed them away. She was very quiet, and didn't speak very good english. I didn't "fully" finish, so I tipped her $30. On my way out the door, I noticed this hot Thai looking girl who had apparently been with another client. If I go back, I'd probably ask for her, but overall, I felt kind of bad for the woman who gave me a massage, so I probably wouldn't go back.

Not feeling satisfied, I headed up to another place, in the north 4000s of Western Ave. The lady who answered the phone spoke great english, so I was feeling a little more optimistic. When I get there, I am greeting by a mid 20's something Chinese girl. She speaks very fluently, and I'm pretty sure she is in college (she had text books on the counter and was in the middle of writing a paper as I walked in). I'm low on cash, and they don't take my Amex card (not that I was all to eager to use it, but this did seem like a nicer place than the last one). I make the door fee at $60, but I only have $20 left for a tip. The girl sees this, and pawns me off on to some other, older Chinese girl named Lisa. Lisa gives a great massage (I asked for it hard). She worked up a good sweat rubbing my sore right shoulder. She's not very graceful, stomping around, and she's not all that attractive, but it was a kick-ass massage at 1:30am. There is no funny business with Lisa (she knew I had no cash). She flips me over, rubs my chest for a bit, works on my feet, and says all done. As I leave, I marked the time at 2:35. Not bad. I would probably go back to this place for that 20's something girl, and maybe Lisa if I needed a good massage.

That was disturbing, please don't leave unexplained links lying around, Happy New year!

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]What has been seen cannot be unseen. Thanks for that, man.[/QUOTE]

Awww, you guys should ask them out on a real date; dinner and a movie.


Sorry, couldn't resist.

[QUOTE=Jadedone]Stopped by my ATF on Christmas Eve. My present was a bottle of wine and the chance to give her a massage. You may not think that is much, but I have read up on her on these and other forums and she is strictly legit. Got to feel her up quite a bit and got a kiss on the way out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goldiesix]
Not feeling satisfied, I headed up to another place, in the north 4000s of Western Ave. The lady who answered the phone spoke great english, so I was feeling a little more optimistic. When I get there, I am greeting by a mid 20's something Chinese girl. She speaks very fluently, and I'm pretty sure she is in college (she had text books on the counter and was in the middle of writing a paper as I walked in). I'm low on cash, and they don't take my Amex card (not that I was all to eager to use it, but this did seem like a nicer place than the last one). I make the door fee at $60, but I only have $20 left for a tip. The girl sees this, and pawns me off on to some other, older Chinese girl named Lisa. Lisa gives a great massage (I asked for it hard). She worked up a good sweat rubbing my soar right shoulder. She's not very graceful, stomping around, and she's not all that attractive, but it was a kick-ass massage at 1:30am. There is no funny business with Lisa (she knew I had no cash). She flips me over, rubs my chest for a bit, works on my feet, and says all done. As I leave, I marked the time at 2:35. Not bad. I would probably go back to this place for that 20's something girl, and maybe Lisa if I needed a good massage.[/QUOTE]

The 20 something girl is a receptionist only. No massage. Le-Sha (your Lisa) gives one of the best hard massages in the city. I had tendonitis in my arm and shoulder, and she was the one and only LMT that really stripped the pain out. She has some hot Tiger Balm that makes your skin burn, but takes the pain away. She will give you a soft, gentle massage to end things if you want, but only if you are a repeat customer. You are right, she is NOT attractive, but I never went there for that kind of service. If I am beat up from work and sore and tired, I stop and see her on the way home. I always wake up the next day feeling a whole lot better.

I tell you what, it was probably the best AMP massage I've ever had.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]The 20 something girl is a receptionist only. No massage. Le-Sha (your Lisa) gives one of the best hard massages in the city. I had tendonitis in my arm and shoulder, and she was the one and only LMT that really stripped the pain out. She has some hot Tiger Balm that makes your skin burn, but takes the pain away. She will give you a soft, gentle massage to end things if you want, but only if you are a repeat customer. You are right, she is NOT attractive, but I never went there for that kind of service. If I am beat up from work and sore and tired, I stop and see her on the way home. I always wake up the next day feeling a whole lot better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bebop60]I think Time Out and Far East on Higgins are the same - new place on CL[/QUOTE]This place may not be around too long, in my opinion. PR does not appreciate MP's at all and they may want to make an example of some customers, besides, the girls.

Saw an ad for a hour plus table shower for 50 and after following all the great advice I've gotten here decided to TOFTT and check it out. Located at 2205 and turns out to be City Massage. They have another location too which I've never checked out.

Anyways go in and talk to the Papasan. They girls here are older, probably 40s and 50s but its hard to tell with the asians. Anyways my girl spoke almost no English but she still joked and had a good attitude. She was definitely in her mid 40s though. TS was ok and I knew I'd be able to get some options. Facilities were ok, not great but not bad. The wash was actually pretty good.

On to the massage and I got a full hour massage, none of that time spent in the TS counts crap. Massage was better than average and then on the flip no negoitation just asked if I wanted massage here. Decided hey why not and she went to work. Eventually got the deal done but did not roam or push it much as I wasn't really wanting to focus in on her. Did not try for more but I think with the right provider you could get additional options.

Gave a. 20 tip and she seemed very happy. Out the door and just about an hour and twenty minutes total. Papasan told me they had three girls total.

Stopped by Lavish on Armitage early Sunday morning and had Maria "the one with the mole". Go no love on the TS and the room was freezing. Started rubbing her thigh fairly early on in the massage and was offered the standard. 5/. 5/. 5 menu. Offered. 7 for topless and she obliged. Nice puppies and nice technique on the HE.

Will repeat if they start heating the place.

[QUOTE=MWM]Awww, you guys should ask them out on a real date; dinner and a movie.


Sorry, couldn't resist.[/QUOTE]

I did that once, many moons ago, in NYC. When I was young and stupid, I enjoyed few BBFS with a particular therapist (Once I grew up, I got tested , and turned out ok).

One night I took her out for dinner, when she asked me to marry her. "So I don't have to this this any more". The idea was somewhat tempting, getting a massage and FS for free every night. In return, all she wanted was food and shelter.

I put her on hold and took her to the movies. Some 20 minutes into the movie, she excused herself saying that she has to go to the bathroom. She came back some 30 or 45 minutes later. I knew she was high, took her home (I was single at that time), finished my business, and never saw her again. Too risky for me, on several levels.

Morale of the story: Never, ever establish a relationship with a provider, no matter how well she is treating you.

I really think that is what she wants. She's cute, but I think I'll pass.

[QUOTE=MWM]Awww, you guys should ask them out on a real date; dinner and a movie.

Sorry, couldn't resist.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jadedone]Stopped by my ATF on Christmas Eve. My present was a bottle of wine and the chance to give her a massage. You may not think that is much, but I have read up on her on these and other forums and she is strictly legit. Got to feel her up quite a bit and got a kiss on the way out.[/QUOTE]Come on, dude. If she is legit, you don't get to touch her AT ALL. If you get to touch her but she does not give you a HE. She is jerking you around. Bait and switch rip off.

Period.

She probably had a good laugh when you left.

I have to admit that it did happen to me a couple of years ago and it never turns out well.

It's a business and we are just customers. There are rare stories that are an exception to the rule but they are very, very rare.

Too many nice normal regular woman out there to waste time with a hooker in hopes of a LTR.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]I did that once, many moons ago, in NYC. When I was young and stupid, I enjoyed few BBFS with a particular therapist (Once I grew up, I got tested , and turned out ok).

One night I took her out for dinner, when she asked me to marry her. "So I don't have to this this any more". The idea was somewhat tempting, getting a massage and FS for free every night. In return, all she wanted was food and shelter.

I put her on hold and took her to the movies. Some 20 minutes into the movie, she excused herself saying that she has to go to the bathroom. She came back some 30 or 45 minutes later. I knew she was high, took her home (I was single at that time), finished my business, and never saw her again. Too risky for me, on several levels.

Morale of the story: Never, ever establish a relationship with a provider, no matter how well she is treating you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MWM]I have to admit that it did happen to me a couple of years ago and it never turns out well.

It's a business and we are just customers. There are rare stories that are an exception to the rule but they are very, very rare.

Too many nice normal regular woman out there to waste time with a hooker in hopes of a LTR.[/QUOTE]I get lots of information from this web site. But I never know who's talking about who.

What I mean I don't who, what are where.

Thanks

Stopped by relax on archer last Saturday around 9pm, door fee. 6, ts extra. 2, didn't know. 6 did not include ts, otherwise I would not go. Cherry was her name, 27 yrs old, about 5'5", 4/10 face, 4/10 body. I was covered the whole time during the massage, no tease. Opted for ts after massage because I was all oiled up. Again I was cover the whole time during ts, didn't wash my boys or butt at all. Tip. 2 since the massage was good. On the way out saw other masseuses and all of them looked around mid 30s. I would not repeat. 6 with no ts is expensive compare to other AMPs.