Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Khalst89;3505693]Dreamt of lotus today. Nice little place next to a BBQ joint. Went thru the first door and had to ring the taped on buzzer for the second door. Little middle aged Asian girl in a see thru tank top no bra answered asked what I wanted told her massage and table shower. Took me back to the room and had me pay 70 door fee and 80 tip then had me undress and go into table shower room. She seemed nervous kept asking if I been here before. Nothing special with table shower. Went back to room for a mediocre massage spent most time rubbing my ass. Flipped started rubbing my member. Asked if she offered more said for tip. Ended up giving her another 60 for CFS she left came back asked my age told her 28 she then started sucking to get the condom on. Must of had a little Asian condom as it barely covered anything. Then the Fun began. Would I go back? Maybe if they had more attractive and younger masseuses like in their 20's. Also way to high priced for my blood. Really only went because I hadn't seen a review on them in awhile.[/QUOTE]$210 Total? Holy Shit Batman!

Never been to any sort of Asian massage parlor ever. I was really interested in a legit massage and read how this place is legit and actually decent. I texted the number and set up the appointment, super easy. "Linda" was my therapist. Nobody spoke a lick of English around there so that's what I think her name was. She was kinda on the taller side and super skinny, probably 30-35 but looked 25. She gave me a kick ass massage. Walked all over my back and legs and then lubed me up and gave me a really good massage with lots of pressure. Make sure you wash your ass because she is all over it. She came close to the big D, but not quite. She knew full well I was interested. I didn't even try to roam, so I don't know if that is welcome or not, although she was wearing a skirt. All in all, the massage ranked up there with some of the best massages I've had and for $55/ hr, was well worth it to me. I should have brought more because I could have gone another 30-60 minutes easily.

Her looks put her way ahead of just about every provider out there. What makes her really unique is that she and I weren't able to connect as promised one day and I was bummed, but she said she would make it up to me. I rescheduled for earlier this week and we had a standard appointment. On my way back to work, she texts me and apologized because she meant to give me a break on the price because of our previous missed appointment and she said to remind her if I saw her again that she owes me a discount. You skeptics might think she is stringing me along and she'll conveniently "forget" the next time too. But I'll be happy to visit her again and find out. Great looks, great service (even if it is limited) and an all-around nice girl.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3503698]I agree. She watches this website like a hawk so hopefully she will read our comments and consider changes.

To me there are clear differences between a massage provider and service provider. And there are those that do both:

- Kandi.

- Juggy Nikki (stated but have not confirmed).

- valley girl (UTR, recommended by Ed).

A slightly expanded menu would be great and with it comes other health risks.

For me, some LFK / DFK would be great. Maybe even DATY.

But I have no complaints on the HJ. Both sessions I have had with her I had to double check that it was her hand and not her mouth doing the work. Yes it feels that good.

Since she reads these posts I would recommend a 45 minute session instead of just HH. I agree with a previous poster about getting both done well in 30 minutes.

My first appt was probably 40 min, 25 spent on the start and 15 on the finish.

Last time it was 15 start 15 finish and out the door, which was a little bit of a time bummer.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3505899]$210 Total? Holy Shit Batman![/QUOTE]I wasn't expecting to pay that much, but since I hadn't seen any recent reports of the place I thought why not see if it's FS for there's an updated review of the place.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3503944]Truth is, I don't think she's worried about more money. She's kicking ass as it is! I think the only way to get her to do more is boycott her! But hell, that ain't going to happen. Mongers are so damn in awe over how good looking se is. Me included![/QUOTE]I had a [u][b]phenomenal[/b][/u] time with her when I visited. If I lived in GR she wouldn't have any appointments available! LOL.

I don't think she really gives a shit about a couple of people wanting her to do something (menu-wise) that she isn't interested in.

[QUOTE=RogerOver;3507126]I had a [u][b]phenomenal[/b][/u] time with her when I visited. If I lived in GR she wouldn't have any appointments available! LOL.

I don't think she really gives a shit about a couple of people wanting her to do something (menu-wise) that she isn't interested in.[/QUOTE]Couldn't have said it any better!

[QUOTE=BigDNick;3506121]Never been to any sort of Asian massage parlor ever. I was really interested in a legit massage and read how this place is legit and actually decent. I texted the number and set up the appointment, super easy. "Linda" was my therapist. Nobody spoke a lick of English around there so that's what I think her name was. She was kinda on the taller side and super skinny, probably 30-35 but looked 25. She gave me a kick ass massage. Walked all over my back and legs and then lubed me up and gave me a really good massage with lots of pressure. Make sure you wash your ass because she is all over it. She came close to the big D, but not quite. She knew full well I was interested. I didn't even try to roam, so I don't know if that is welcome or not, although she was wearing a skirt. All in all, the massage ranked up there with some of the best massages I've had and for $55/ hr, was well worth it to me. I should have brought more because I could have gone another 30-60 minutes easily.[/QUOTE]Yes I have had ins with them on Plainfield and Fuller. Fuller is better. No HEs or anything but they will give you a hell of a massage. The older chicks are better at it and know what they are doing. I always get 2 girls. They love that ass area. They slapped mine one time and said "Give me some of that" lmao.

Sometimes I like to switch it up a bit. Anybody familiar with these guys?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-studs-looking-to-massage-you/37250488[/URL]

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3509528]Sometimes I like to switch it up a bit. Anybody familiar with these guys?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-studs-looking-to-massage-you/37250488[/URL][/QUOTE]Please read.

General rules #7.

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Does anyone know of a tatted Latina named Lena? I saw her at relaxation station 4 or 5 months ago. Gave a great massage. I lost her contact info and I have not seen her post since. Any help would be appreciated. She was my first venture into a parlor and wanted to see her again ever since.

I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.

[QUOTE=Nailer64;3510198]I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.[/QUOTE][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blonde25-real-unlike-most/28778309[/URL]

Well worth this visit. Great massage and well worth the visits.

[QUOTE=Nailer64;3510198]I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.[/QUOTE]She advertises on USA classifieds and posts here too.

[QUOTE=Nailer64;3510198]I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.[/QUOTE][URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/37101-Brittany25-Highly-reviewed-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Benz1;3509895]Please read.

General rules #7.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=ForumRules[/URL][/QUOTE]Duly noted.