Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FitBlueEyes;1227014]What is amazing to me is that no one seems to realize that looking on a therapists web site to obtain independent reviews or comments is like going to Ford's website to see what they think of the Mustang. Ya think you're going to get independent reviews showing on their website? C' mon. Really. All I was trying to do was get an independent review from someone impartial. Then everyone jumps on my case. Geez[/QUOTE]Hey pal,

What is amazing is that your still making comments as if you were a longtime participant here.

It may behove you to go out and make some good contributions to this thread instead of telling us how lame it is.

If reviews are what you want, them go out there and give us some reviews of your finds. Until you become somewhat credible, stop asking and start giving us some intel.

PC out

[QUOTE=FitBlueEyes;1227014]What is amazing to me is that no one seems to realize that looking on a therapists web site to obtain independent reviews or comments is like going to Ford's website to see what they think of the Mustang. Ya think you're going to get independent reviews showing on their website? C' mon. Really. All I was trying to do was get an independent review from someone impartial. Then everyone jumps on my case. Geez[/QUOTE]With respect to Gem, the references found on her site link to sites that DO provide independent reviews. Between reviewing her site and the references linked to on other sites, you can get a pretty good idea of her service which I find is good. She has a lot of faithful customers. She used to come up here every so often but hasn't done so in years.

I see that the Richmond board members provided you with some information. Go see her and report back!

[QUOTE=FitBlueEyes;1227014]What is amazing to me is that no one seems to realize that looking on a therapists web site to obtain independent reviews or comments is like going to Ford's website to see what they think of the Mustang. Ya think you're going to get independent reviews showing on their website? C' mon. Really. All I was trying to do was get an independent review from someone impartial. Then everyone jumps on my case. Geez[/QUOTE]If I pointed you to the page on Ford's website that had links to Car & Driver, Consumer Reports and Road & Track's reviews of the Mustang, you'd still be complaining.

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.[/blue]

Visiting Peach Therapy a couple times last year, and I enjoyed a great time with Yoyo.

When I arrived, a nice looking MMS greeted me; I had Miketastic's luck with the same provider, or her twin sister (just finished a smoke). Decent TS and massage.

On the flip, she hands me my pants (as most of you could guess, I had no change on me). A first in all my years in this hobby. WTF, within seconds I was ready to walk; (remembering Pilot Aviator's advice to be nice to the ladies) I declined and she finished up the time with a decent foot massage, indicating more on the next visit I simply said we were too far apart, and I will not return to Peach Therapy.

My preference. A non-smoker, pleasant conversation, mutual give & take if they have limitations and leaving with a good feeling internally, with neither of us being ripped off.

Starting to hestitate to venture out, and for some reason all my favorite places have a "S". Soft Touch, Spa Castle, Four Seasons; just me, but it seems like this hobby has changed a lot in the past year. For the max, DC is a no brainer.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69; 1225822]Went to a fruity spot duiring lunch. Drew Angela (hard for her to say so you know its not really "angela). About mid 30's. 5'8", skinny, nice tits. Paid the 30 min house fee and began. Nice massage. Hot compresses and back walk was good and relaxing.

On the flip, she starts asking for $$$. Says handshake starts at. 6, disrobe. 8, and roaming 1. 0. She was not negotiating and pretty bold with her bargaining. Says she's done if I'm done paying. This is the same one that on a previous visit jumped out of her skin as if I were shocking her everytime I touched or brushed up against her."ouch" you touch me too hard. She took my hand and rubbed herself with my hands. Really a drama queen and turnoff. I was out of there on this visit.

On the way out, MMS asked how was she? I replied with "I won't be back." MMS told me next time its on the house. We'll see.

Damage. 6 for an ok massage.[/QUOTE]

Seems like V&P has been closed for at least a week and a half now when calling.

So I passed by one day and it was locked however there was still the neon sign and plaque up.

I liked the place, no upsell and no asking for tips with the ladies I met.

Although not all our favorite places are closed today, MY favorite ATF is taking the holiday weekend off, and her usual location ISclosed. So, I think I'll just otherwise relax (rather than visit someone else) and enjoy this Independence Day.

For any brother (or sister) mongers whose service to the nation preserves our liberties (whether active duty or Veteran) , I thank you.

PA

Visited Orient. Mamasan asked me to wait 5, then 10, then 20. Told her I was leaving and she begged me to stay claiming she would provide TS and have one of the other girls perform massage. TS was actually pretty good and very thorough. After the TS, it was all down hill. She never left, another girl never came. Mamasan provided the worst massage I ever had and the flip was even worse. Gave. 6 door plus. 2 just for the effort. Will not repeat unless I hear great stories in the future.

Happy 4th to all!

Little guy was thinking about the good old days when Holiday had alot to offer.

Tried the Old Pooja Spa first but the door was locked. They had an ad up but door was locked. Don't know.

Moved onto Chantilly and decided on Best.

Mimi still there and the place stunk like smoke she must have just put out her cig.

Decent TS.

Decent massage.

Good time but I miss cindy.

Seniors PM for details.

After a rough day at work that ended about five hours later than it should have, I found myself wanting a massage, and the clock reading 10:05pm. Unfortunately, I only know one parlor in the area that's open late. Off to Papaya I went. The place looked busy, since there were half a dozen cars in the parking lot. I figured what the hell, how bad could it possibly be? MMS answers the door, smiles since she remembers me, and takes me to a room. Apologizes that it's going to be about a fifteen minute wait. I almost said I'd come back tomorrow, but I really wanted a massage. So I said sure, why not, paid her the house fee for an hour, and sat down to cool my heels for a bit with a bottle of water MMS gave me. Fifteen minutes pass, where I find myself questioning the logic of waiting, since the only light bulb in the room she's put me in is flickering constantly. Fortunately, at exactly the moment I was starting to give serious thought to asking MMS if she minded me changing the light bulb for her, my provider walked in. 15 minutes very well spent.

My provider, Zahara, grabbed me by the hand, waited for me to grab my water bottle, and led me to a different room (one that was blissfully free of flickering bulbs) and asked if I'd been there before (answer: yes) , if I'd seen her before (answer: no, God apparently did not love me enough until tonight) , and if I wanted a shower (answer: Yes). Zahara, who is probably 4'10" without the 3" heels, was wearing this tight little mini dress that didn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. Probably weighed 100 pounds, but only after a very long soaking in the tub. Natural everything. 8.5-9 for looks and very athletic. The massage parlor Gods were smiling on me tonight. Shower was above average and playful, but having experienced a YoYo TS recently. Some things aren't the same.

Back to the room, onto the table, she asks if I want a hard, medium, or soft massage. I'm not really that sore. Just stressed out, so I said I'd like it medium. She interprets this to mean soft-medium I suppose. Whatever. She firmed things up after about five minutes, so all was fine in Skwishy's world again. Then she asked if oil was OK, to which I said yes. Her massage skills were well above average. My back got a thorough working over before the flip, but other than the back and arms, nothing else got a real serious massage.

After the flip, there was no negotiating, no upsell, or anything else that would dampen my spirits. She pulls her dress down, exposing a very lovely pair of natural B's I would estimate, as she's getting the baby oil and begins what I thought was going to be a standard NoVA finish. As things moved along, obviously taking more time than the lovely young lady was expecting, she moved things to much more satisfying territory than standard NoVA. Definitely earned her tip (.8) which she didn't bother to count before she walked me to the door. Definitely would go back to see her, if only to get a another close look at the very interesting dragon tattoo she has below her belly button.

Cheers

A little while ago I visited FET for the first time, I got S. L. Who was very nice looking all around.

Like everyone says it's a really nice place, but lots of foot traffic there and around.

Without getting into too many details, I had a good TS then 5 mins in sauna after which I was brought a small bottle of water.

Then to the massage. I asked for hard and she complied for a while but progressively got lighter. I got a decent medium massage and backwalk but was expecting a bit better.

Just a massage. No stretching around or teasing before the flip.

At the flip she first asked me questions relating to these kinds of sites, implied as another mentioned that the MMS monitored the web and doesn't take too "reviews"

She directly finishes the job, with little play and everything covered except for a quick flash.

After I'm dressed I started tipping and was told in no uncertain (but strangely at the end of the session) there was a tip structure (which she made it sound like it was for the whole place and not her) , feel free to PM me.

As I left I was met by the MMS, a secretary, another provider and 2 (I hope) of the cleaning staff whom all escorted me out, making a big fuss out of me and complimenting me, treating me like a lord. Felt a little awkward having so much attention in this case.

I've been lucky so far with AMPs in the chantilly area, a very convenient place for me. No upsells and decent massages and nice finishes with the one at FET being the least pleasant. I read up a bit and find that a lot of people like the place, is my experience atypical and should I try it again? Who?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Soxoff; 1229181]Visited Orient. Mamasan asked me to wait 5, then 10, then 20. Told her I was leaving and she begged me to stay claiming she would provide TS and have one of the other girls perform massage. TS was actually pretty good and very thorough. After the TS, it was all down hill. She never left, another girl never came. Mamasan provided the worst massage I ever had and the flip was even worse. Gave. 6 door plus. 2 just for the effort. Will not repeat unless I hear great stories in the future.

Happy 4th to all![/QUOTE]And sorry to hear that. Usually MMS is much better than the younger ladies. She has sometimes turned me down on the past unless it was busy as she had to keep the girls working.

Went through the weather year last Friday and got Joey (Joy?). The place is nice, about a 7/10 on discrete. MMS brought me in, asked me to wait in #3. Didn't collect the fee. When J came in, she took the fee. I was already undressed. Helps break the ice and cuts down on the "are you Uncle Leo" interrogation. She took me to the TS, it was pretty good. Nice and soapy, extra attention paid where it needed to be, a little even to the backdoor. I noted that she had capri jeans on, and asked if she was hot. She joked she would change into a skirt.

Then to the sauna for 2 or 3 minutes, it was clearly new and not at all unpleasant. When Joey came to get me. She had indeed changed into a skirt!

Back to the room, I requested a strong massage with light oil. She did her best, but really it wasn't much more than some unguided and uninspired pushing and prodding. Some leaning into me with her elbows. Not totally unpleasant, but I can't say it worked out any kinks.

Soft touch began at about 45 minutes, on the flip she went down to southern hemisphere skivvies. Roaming was discouraged. The NOVA finish was a little more enthusiastic than ordinary, and was overal above average. She gave me water.

Then came the slight downer. Tipped. 6. She counted 3 or 4 times and said "honey, next time you bring one more." COME ON. It was a little enthusiastic, so I gave. 6 rather than. 4, but it was still NOVA STANDARD, no roaming, no "etc.". Since when is any HJ worth. 8? Maybe if the patron feels the provider was superb, but it would be the patron's discretion. In no event is. 8 standard for NOVA standard, nor should they expect it to be.

I am getting very discouraged. I feel like every time I go I'm personally battling back this push to ratchet the scale up a notch. W. T. F.

Overall service 6-7/10 pre-tip discussion. Tip discussion drops it to a 4-5. Won't be returning.

This is the girl I'm looking for. If someone know where she is, PM me please. Thanks

[QUOTE=Hofi35;1231155]This is the girl I'm looking for. If someone know where she is, PM me please. Thanks[/QUOTE]She must have some skills to be searching for her. I'm sure there is more talent out there.

PC out