Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sticky Rice]I have visited a few asian apts but never get my 1 hr for 160. Usually 20-25 mins. It usually starts with some light touching and then 10-15 mins of fs. It almosyt seems better to pay for the half hr at 120.

Does anyone actually get close to the 1hr?[/QUOTE]

I've gotten close to an hour quite often.

First I ask her to shower with me. This usually gets a no, but 1 out of 10 has gotten a yes and it's usually really nice when it happens.

Second, after the massage is up I ask to massage her. This gets a yes more often than not, although sometimes takes some persuading. Some of the girls really love this. Massage their feet and they go crazy. If you do a good job, they are usually a little worked up and the main event is much better as they are more into it.

I find the worse case is with the really hot ones; they usually just want you in and out as fast a possible. Unless I've heard a good review, I'm choosing the 1/2 with them.

I haven't posted lately and thought I'd add.

Gunnison Spa

I have been here twice each time a failure. The first time, there was only one massuese and she told me to come back in an hour. Left and went somewhere else. Second time on a different day, got there at 1PM, they open at 10 AM and was told that the massuese was running late. WTF, was told to come back at 3PM!! Never came back.

This place is odd, there is an office with a bed so it appears the owner may live there also. There was also food smells both time I was there. Wierd.

Elegant

I stopped by on a saturday, was the only customer. Got Shirley, 40-50 wearing a nighty. Got about 45 mins for my 1 hr at .5 which is less than other spas. Got the full menu for an additional 1.

Oriental

This place is located on the second floor of the the Chinatown Mall. I had Cindy both time, she is the only one that wears the school girl skirt. Will let my hands roam and fingers walk everywhere except "no inside". She is the most attractive of them all but won't do more than a HS.

TLC 88

They post in the therapuetic section of CL and is a legit massage. If you are looking for a good massage, I'd recommend this place but nothing more. There were women getting manicurs and pedicures while I was there. .5 for 1hr.

I was doing some pre-holiday errands and found myself on the north side, traffic was horrible so I made a few calls in attempt to kill some time and relieve the stress that builds up in so many of us. I ended up picking up a copy of the free Spanish newspaper that are found on many street corners, flipped to the back and started calling some ads. For those mongers that can habla, there are plenty of providers with very reasonable rates. If you don't habla, it may be quite difficult to set up an appointment because its a typical 2 call set up.

So I found a provider not too far off the Kennedy at Belmont and Lawndale. Half hour rate of. 6, FS. I don't remember the full hour rate, maybe 1. Or 1. 2

Anyway, I arrived in the area and was given the address. I was admitted by a 30ish latina dressed in a slinky nightie, she had full Cs, and was a little chubby but not too bad looking 5 or 6 at most. She told me that there was another chica that was occupied at the moment and that I could come back or she could service me. I was already there, so why not? They obviously lived in the Apt. As it was fully furnished. I was led to a rear bedroom and told to get comfortable. She returned after a minute or so and off came the nightie. Last second I decided I just wanted a BJ, so she covered me up and went to work. Not too bad, I played with the puppies and before I knew it, it was over.

Overall, the experience wasn't too bad. It was all business, a strange set up but was very reasonable. No massage offered and I didn't ask to shower. But like I said,. 6 for FS, how can you beat that?

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

[url]http://www.santasm.net/[/url]

....oh yeah.... and Happy New Year!

(be careful with that person with the camera) ;)

Saw the new ads on CL for Far East Spa in Park Ridge on Higgins near Cumberland.

.8 door fee for hour. Grandmamasan took me to room and collected the door fee. Then a nice looking 30-40 something lady with an ok body, short straight hair, and a nice smile came in to do the table shower sauna, and massage. I can't tell you her name because she did not speak one word while I was there. The TS was good, and she cleaned the boys nicely, the massage was ok with plenty of teasing to the boys. Without any mention of tip (no haggling or any talk at all) she motioned for the handshake, pulled up her top, did a great job with plenty of teasing, kissing and biting my nipples, and taking her time. I left .4 for the tip and she smiled at me and walked me to the door.

I may repeat because it was good and the location is handy. I can't say if there is more available - she was the only masseuse I saw and she didn't say a single word.

Just got back from one of the best asian apt. Experiences I've had so far. Search "Halsted" on see L. Apparently she's been in town before, at a different location. Very attractive, great body, and if she wasn't all natural then the dr. Did a great job. Typical rubdown followed by a great body2body rub on both sides. Some girls have tried to do the job with the least amount of contact as possible. Not her. Did a good job of making it seem like she was into it the whole time. Catch her while you can.

I have really arrived in the kingdom of mongerdom.

On Christmas day I received a text message of "Merry Christmas" from my new fave AMP girl. Then later I received a phone call from two girls at a different spa with holiday wishes, as well.

Can anyone top this?

For those of us with SO, all i can say is that sounds like an XMAS problem. I might get the tiger treatment for such an out pouring of affection.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]I have really arrived in the kingdom of mongerdom.

On Christmas day I received a text message of "Merry Christmas" from my new fave AMP girl. Then later I received a phone call from two girls at a different spa with holiday wishes, as well.

Can anyone top this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]I have really arrived in the kingdom of mongerdom.

On Christmas day I received a text message of "Merry Christmas" from my new fave AMP girl. Then later I received a phone call from two girls at a different spa with holiday wishes, as well.

Can anyone top this?[/QUOTE]Ghostface89,

My ATF gave me a gift valued at $.5 , and no it wasn't FS with the door fee tossed in. It's actually a jacket and I found out the price when it was exchanged it for a smaller size (she thinks everything about me is "too big"). It was was very generous of her and it's appreciated but it didn't come with an excuse to tell the wife where it came from.

1 jacket $150

3 Christmas Greetings from 3 Ho, Ho, Ho's, priceless.

You have arrived in the Kingdom of Mongerdom.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]I have really arrived in the kingdom of mongerdom.

On Christmas day I received a text message of "Merry Christmas" from my new fave AMP girl. Then later I received a phone call from two girls at a different spa with holiday wishes, as well.

Can anyone top this?[/QUOTE]

Yes.... ;)

712 higgins rd. Stopped by on Saturday night. Jenny was my massuse. Very tall girl maybe 6' 1 or 6'2. Long black hair all the way her back. Nice looking c's and a nice butt. .80 for ts , sauna, and massage. The ts was a little different as she soaped both sides and then had me to stand to rinse me off. The towel dry was very poor. Next into the sauna for a long time. I just walked out myself. Then back to the room for a massage. It was more of a rub and push on the back and legs. She did not get close to the butt or boys. Onto the flip. As i was asking her name and if she had worked in a spa before. She said her name was Jenny and no massage before this. She was rubbing my legs and I was rubbing her ass she said we are done. I asked for options and she said hj only. No touching of anything under her close. So I her crotch and she was moving back and forth during the hj. Nice clean up and I left a tip of 20 on the table. NO bottle of water.

massage 2
jennys looks 6
hj 4

Don't no if I'll go back

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]712 higgins rd. Stopped by on Saturday night. Jenny was my massuse. Very tall girl maybe 6' 1 or 6'2. Long black hair all the way her back. Nice looking c's and a nice butt. .80 for ts , sauna, and massage. The ts was a little different as she soaped both sides and then had me to stand to rinse me off. The towel dry was very poor. Next into the sauna for a long time. I just walked out myself. Then back to the room for a massage. It was more of a rub and push on the back and legs. She did not get close to the butt or boys. Onto the flip. As i was asking her name and if she had worked in a spa before. She said her name was Jenny and no massage before this. She was rubbing my legs and I was rubbing her ass she said we are done. I asked for options and she said hj only. No touching of anything under her close. So I her crotch and she was moving back and forth during the hj. Nice clean up and I left a tip of 20 on the table. NO bottle of water.

massage 2
jennys looks 6
hj 4

Don't no if I'll go back[/QUOTE]
I think Time Out and Far East on Higgins are the same - new place on CL

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]I have really arrived in the kingdom of mongerdom.

On Christmas day I received a text message of "Merry Christmas" from my new fave AMP girl. Then later I received a phone call from two girls at a different spa with holiday wishes, as well.

Can anyone top this?[/QUOTE]Stopped by my ATF on Christmas Eve. My present was a bottle of wine and the chance to give her a massage. You may not think that is much, but I have read up on her on these and other forums and she is strictly legit. Got to feel her up quite a bit and got a kiss on the way out.

I think I know were you are going with this one brother. Did she work for True Cuts, the Hickory Hills apartment, or Forever Young before she posted that add? If she did then you know the answer as well as I. Outside of that, us on the southside need to do two things: 1) Keep in touch about whats going on. 2) Keep it on the south sub forum so we don't have to keep searching for the info and irritating the others.

(If I TOFTT I will let you know)

[QUOTE=Wolf1800]Hello All, did anyone of you try this girl out? Is she legit? Sew this ads almost daily in CL and also posted in the Backpage? Any suggestion are welcome. Happy Holiday!

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/1523611689.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob J Williams]In reading through these reports, I keep hearing about apts and their advantages over MPs. I am coming to town on business the latter part of January and am hoping to find some great inexpensive (not cheap) fun. Can anyone give me some advice? Would theses "apts" be a good option? [/QUOTE]

Honestly, I doubt the apts are a great option for out-of-towners. Here is why:

- Location. They are almost always not centrally located. So, if you don't know the area, it is tough to judge where they are and how to get there. If you say "no worries, I have a GPS". Do you REALLY want to explain these weird addresses in the history? Uniqueness. Almost any above-average size town has a $160 apts. Look closer and you may find one closer to home. Making a point to go to a apts in Chicago is like making plans to eat at Subway in Chicago.