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[QUOTE=Jfouquet;1850183]So, Rhonda is back working at Clayton Serenity? Is that what I'm reading?[/QUOTE]I guess he doesn't know the past history of Clayton S.

[QUOTE=Train88;1850345]But what does "Email with your preferred way of conversation." mean?[/QUOTE]I'm guessing that she means,"Do you want me to call you back or text you back?" Pretty sensitive request actually.

[QUOTE=Brad 243;1850159]Are we speaking about the same person?[/QUOTE]This was a black girl. Said she's been there for a few months.

[QUOTE=Train88;1850345]But what does "Email with your preferred way of conversation." mean?[/QUOTE]Email me back at joe@fun.com

Text me at 555-555-5555.

Call me at 555-555-5555.

The few times I have hit the reply on a BP ad without any other form of communication, I include to email me at my fun address.

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob;1850652]I'm guessing that she means,"Do you want me to call you back or text you back?" Pretty sensitive request actually.[/QUOTE]Damn. I was hoping that meant she'd talk dirty to me haha

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I've never seen this Amber gril's ad before. I'm guessing she's new. Anyone been to see her yet?

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I've never seen this Amber gril's ad before. I'm guessing she's new. Anyone been to see her yet?[/QUOTE]Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;1851132]Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.[/QUOTE]I fell off my Chair after reading that.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;1851132]Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.[/QUOTE]Yes indeed. That was stated on rtp several days ago.

Sure would hate to see that on the flip.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;1851132]Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.[/QUOTE]Wow. And I ALMOST called.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;1851132]Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.[/QUOTE]Yes indeed. That was stated on rtp several days ago.

Sure would hate to see that on the flip.

[QUOTE=HoHoHoes; 1849513]Ha. Very funny. Have you ever seen the movie "Bad Santa?" Billy Bob Thornton (the bad santa) is banging a broad in the ass in a dressing room and says,"you ain't going to shit right for a week!"

Every day I am grateful for being born a man.[/QUOTE]Best line in the movie.

Wanted to pass along my recent experience with Jane near Overland:

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She seemed nice and professional enough on the phone, and being a breast man, I liked that profile pic. When I arrived, I understood why she didn't post any pictures of her face. She asked me how the weather was outside TWICE in the span of five minutes and seemed very scatterbrained while I was undressing.

The massage table seemed really unstable, and I kept hearing sounds from the next room. Boyfriend? Pimp? LE? Later on, I found out it was her dog. More on that to come.

The massage was actually uncomfortable, believe it or not. My back actually felt WORSE after it was all said and done. Finally, it was time for the flip, and I was excited about seeing the monster mammaries. When I leaned up to get a better look, she jumped like I was going to strangle her and sternly said,"lay back down." I told her I just wanted to see, she replied,"I have my dog in the next room and he is an attack dog if you don't lay down." so I figured mutual massage was out.

Needless to say, the tug was just as painful as the rub, and by that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there. As I was dressing, she asked AGAIN about the weather outside, which caused me to pause and actually look at her to make sure she was all there. To this day, I'm still not sure.

So, in summary, while YMMV, this trip was quite disappointing, especially when it started with so much promise. I guess I will stick with YGND, though it would be great if they could get a pregnant girl.

B before H.

Classic example of when YMMV goes wrong! LOL.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;1851132]Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.[/QUOTE]

I haven't found any reports on her. Anyone?

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