Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Yoboseyo]I've seen Patty off and on for quite a while now. She used to work at Island Massage, back in the good old days. I think she has a pretty tight body. She's ok with the HE, but it's very mechanical and no touching (at least now).

When she was at IM, I got her to take off her top and sucked her perky tits once. I never got to go downstairs. I could only grope through the clothes.

Patty worked at Siam Thai for awhile. She didn't give HE there until she was working there about a couple of months. She didn't allow touching there. And she doesn't allow any touching now. Maybe a gratuitous grope through the jeans, but that's it. Too bad, she has some nice tits.[/QUOTE]

I've seen Patty on and off for several years too. I think that her HJ has gotten better since her days at IM. Now it seems to be more random with her other hand roaming around. She does that light massage with her fingernails that always gets a rise.

Patty's looks are different from Mei Ling's, but she is still cute. Think of it this way...back in their chinese hometown high schools, Mei Ling would play the role of the voluptuous cheerleader. Hot, built and sexy. Patty, on the other hand, would play the role of the smart (geeky) girl, but still cute in that dorky kind of way.

The thing that has me sold on Yang's versus China Mary's is the cleanliness of the establishment. I love going to Mei Ling, but the bad condition of Mary's place, and that funky smell are just too much. As such, my trips to CM's is just a fraction of what it use to be. Yang's, Thai Hawaiian, Siam Thai and Jenny's place are way cleaner than Mary's. Mary should up her rates to 50, and spend the kala to renovate the place. Either that, or Mei Ling should move somewhere else. I'm sure that she's lost many other patrons due to the unkept setting.


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[QUOTE=Nautboi808]Is this really her? I thought before when she was at Century Square, she advertised as being petite and cute. Looks kinda scary...[/QUOTE]Yes, that's her. She has a smokin' body, nice personality, smart, and gives a very good massage and HE. Her face takes some getting used to. I saw her once but I'm not into paying more than $.1 or $.2 for good massage w/HE. (She indicated more might be available, presumably with an increased "gift", once she gets to know you.)

[QUOTE=Pops808]Yes, that's her. She has a smokin' body, nice personality, smart, and gives a very good massage and HE. Her face takes some getting used to. I saw her once but I'm not into paying more than $.1 or $.2 for good massage w/HE. (She indicated more might be available, presumably with an increased "gift", once she gets to know you.)[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the confirmation Pops!

Went to see Chanel who advertises on CL. The one from Sexy Asian Angles or something like that. Went for the entry level "soft hand" for $.2. Cute local hapa looking girl, about 5'4" 130lbs. Soft, natural body. Early 20's, looks exactly like her pic on CL.

She let's you know right from the start that she is not a masseuse. Told her no problem cause that's not what I was there for. Any spent some time just lightly caressing my back and legs. She was very friendly and talked quite a bit. On the flip she lubed her hand and went straight to work on junior. She was cute and attitude was good, but for some reason I wasn't really getting into it. Took a while to get fully hard. Maybe was because we were talking so much and she reminded me of an ex-gf. Anyway I asked her to talk off her clothes. Then she asks if I was going to tip her. Like a dumbass thinking with the wrong head I said sure. She allows hands to roam all over and she has a nice shaved pussy. Finally busted a nut.

She cleaned me up with a warm towel and offered me a shower. Felt kinda weird showering because she was in the bathroom too washing up and stuff naked the whole time. That's when it struck me that the whole vibe was too comfortable, you know like when your with your SO and you get into the "routine." Maybe next time I'll try FS. Her pussy seems tight. Not sure though because I know it won't be GFE, she was explaing to me the rules that she has.

L=8 (if you like hapa girls)/ A=7/ S=7

Total damage $.2 house and .3 tip.

Anyone have any info on the massage business in Stadium Mall. Been wanting to try but haven't seen any info. Wondering if there is any play there.

After reading the positive reports on Nina I decided to give her a try.

Extremely difficult to make an appointment before 5:00 pm.

Decided to give Jennifer at Thai-Issan a go. Nice establishment with a comfortable massage table. Jennifer provides a professional legitimate massage and is proficient in different styles of massage.

Above average face with big tits and ass. Pleasurable experience for $50. Worthy of consideration if unable to secure Nina.

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt]My contribution to this wonderful hobby begins with a simple message. Stay away from Smile Spa...ROB...Got my money back and walked.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning AC, just saved us a lot of hobby time.

I saw Patty back in the Thai Isan days. I thought she was quite hot. Very tight body but appears to be quite uptight. I'm quite glad to hear that she provides the HE. Does anyone else have any experiences with her? I would love to feel her up on my next visit. Is this possible now?

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]I've seen Patty on and off for several years too. I think that her HJ has gotten better since her days at IM. Now it seems to be more random with her other hand roaming around. She does that light massage with her fingernails that always gets a rise.

Patty's looks are different from Mei Ling's, but she is still cute. Think of it this way...back in their chinese hometown high schools, Mei Ling would play the role of the voluptuous cheerleader. Hot, built and sexy. Patty, on the other hand, would play the role of the smart (geeky) girl, but still cute in that dorky kind of way.

The thing that has me sold on Yang's versus China Mary's is the cleanliness of the establishment. I love going to Mei Ling, but the bad condition of Mary's place, and that funky smell are just too much. As such, my trips to CM's is just a fraction of what it use to be. Yang's, Thai Hawaiian, Siam Thai and Jenny's place are way cleaner than Mary's. Mary should up her rates to 50, and spend the kala to renovate the place. Either that, or Mei Ling should move somewhere else. I'm sure that she's lost many other patrons due to the unkept setting.

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Thanks for showing me the right direction to CS fella's. I don't like walking around looking for these AMP's cuz it looks suspicious and draws attention. Plus I must look like an idiot at same time. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Gen Shipseki]I would love to feel her up on my next visit. Is this possible now?[/QUOTE]I wouldn't count on it. She's a sweetie I'd treat her nice.

Is penny from fantasia back yet?

[QUOTE=Hlover]After reading the positive reports on Nina I decided to give her a try.

Extremely difficult to make an appointment before 5:00 pm.

Decided to give Jennifer at Thai-Issan a go. Nice establishment with a comfortable massage table. Jennifer provides a professional legitimate massage and is proficient in different styles of massage.

Above average face with big tits and ass. Pleasurable experience for $50. Worthy of consideration if unable to secure Nina.[/QUOTE]

Jennifer is smokin hot, but Nina (Siam Thai) gives a much better swedish massage, IMHO.

Decided to try out Korean massage on Lusitana around the Jiffy Lube. Paid .5 but was first told .6 by Kim. After a little confusion about the price she decided to stay with the .5. She didn't really care if I showered before but I did anyway and then laid face down waiting for her. After she came in, she started with a soft medium pressure working my backside. After about 15 mins of this she started to pay attention to the inner thighs and my brown starfish. This went on for 10 mins and then went to the flip. No massage was done to my front side instead she went straight to working on jr. Her HJ skills are pretty damn good and at one point she moved her face pretty close almost as if she was going for the BBBJ but it never happened. By this time I erupted and she wipe me down and asked if I needed another shower. I washed up and tipped .4 and went on my way. Would repeat but I still want to monger at other places.

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[QUOTE=Blacroix]Thanks for showing me the right direction to CS fella's. I don't like walking around looking for these AMP's cuz it looks suspicious and draws attention. Plus I must look like an idiot at same time. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]Not a problem. Post your experience once you try it out. =)

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt]My contribution to this wonderful hobby begins with a simple message. Stay away from Smile Spa. This message echos the feelings of many hobbyist that have had the misfortune of being the victim of a ROB, good thing I didnt spend any money there or i would have been added to the list.

Anyways, after an evening of watching a little sports at the local bar, I was ready for a little belly slappin. I visited Imperial on Young Street. Finding available parking is challenging as the bar next door gets pretty crowded and you always fear somebody recognizing you especially when there are choke people standing outside. Luckily for me, I found one available parking space in the back that I pulled into. Its been awhile since i visited Imperial, maybe a total of 5 years, I think it was previously known as Rakuen but I could be wrong. Once inside, I asked MS if I could sit on the couch and look at the talent, she said no and escorted me to door number 2 and one by one the girls paraded by the door. Not one was fuckable so I kindly stood up and left. MS asked me to stay but I couldnt see doing anybody with my great, great grand father's cock and he's been 6 feet under for awhile.

Next stop, Smile Spa. I remember reading somebody's post on one of these forums that parking is sketchy. As I drove by, the parking lot was empty except for a white van near the entrance. They must be slow, cool, but fuck that if I am going to subject my car to a late evening break in so I parked my car near Lex Brodies and walked all the way to Smile. Havent been there in a long time, maybe 3 or 4 years, cant remember, but the place looks totally different. The staircase leading up to the doorstep is painted or carpeted red, sorry memory is fading, and once your at the top the flooring is carpeted red. Kinda makes you feel like your walking on the red carpet waiting to have your picture taken by paparazzi. I ring the door and up appears a fake vietnamese girl bout 5'4 or 5'5', lots of make up, fake titties, light complexion, and no ass. She opens the door and escorts me to the room. First thing I notice is the mirrored walls in the entrance way. Passed by the grand observation room where there were no girls and off I went into of the rooms by the bar. Clowny collects entrance and in walks a poly girl. One thing remember about this girl was that she had a nice round big ass. Another thing I noticed was that she resembled Fiona, Shrek's squeeze. Her teeth needed dental work and face could definitely use a little facial, well, more than just a little. I yelled out, MS, next!!!! Next walked in this pretty nice looking hapa girl from afar but as she came closer you could definitely see the 5000 psi bondo on this girls face, ugggghhhhhh. She greeted me very friendly but then informed me about the time spent with her is between two adults, yadda, yadda yadda and that she normally gets between $150 and $200 per visit, yadda, yadda, yadda paid in advance....WTF!!! She said, she can collect the money up front and for me to wait for her to shower down and freshen up....WTF!!!! Now to analyze this. 5000 psi bondo on face, strike 1. Informing your customer what you normally get and detailing the activities between a adult male and adult female, strike 2. Pay in advance and wait for her to shower and freshen up, strike 3. ***** you history!!!! Needless to say, I passed and went on my merry way, ho's name was Fantasy, half german half korean. To me, she looked like a Hello Kitty character with dyed blonde hair. Got my money back and walked.[/QUOTE]

Scratch this place off the list. Does anybody have anything positive to say about this place in the last year?