Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;5927069]Anyone know anything about this place? It is next to Royal on 44th. Name of a girl there? Did a search on business name but nothing came up. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Been meaning to try out Four Seasons since they popped, so stopped by the other day.

Didn't catch any names, but I think there's only the 2 women. Couldn't really get a good read on ages, but I'd put them both on the younger side of 30's. One is definitely better looking than the other and, luckily, that's the one I pulled, she has tattoos on her left arm / hand. An actually really good massage. HE upon flip, then finished the massage to cover the rest of the hour. HE was pretty standard with some roaming under the skirt but no touching up top. Wanted me to tell her what the tip would be before she agreed to do the HE, I offered $60 and told her she gets more if she does more, don't know if the menu opens up a bit with better tips / familiarity or if that's just a way to sucker guys out of extra money. Either way, she didn't offer to do more and if that's as far as she goes, I would probably only offer $40 if I were to go again, was just seeing if I could push my luck that evening. $60 for the hr, $60 for tip. Not a bad time, especially on the massage side, but nothing special if your more concerned with the flip.

Had her the other day in the afternoon last min dream massage was ok the norm but hygiene was poor hope this never happens to anyone else.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;5926958]Is anyone worth a damn at Royal anymore? Last time I went I had Lexi, who I had seen a couple times before. The first time was great. Then each time was worse as far as service. Her GPS was through the roof, and that was years ago. Didn't know if any providers there were worth it anymore. I miss Amber so much. I only got to see her once, and she made me feel like a million bucks.[/QUOTE]Each time there the sessions got shorter and shorter and the tip expectations increased. Hannah provided an excellent massage and flip with nudity and touching allowed. The next time she acted like she didn't know me and I got very little touching. Joy gladly gave essentially a nuru massage but her HE were concluded before half my time was exhausted (she is really efficient), though an abbreviated DATY occurred. Sarah was ok massage. Nice looking woman I would have enjoyed more. Dream is gorgeous and patient. I am looking for FSBB if anyone has suggestions. Or BBBJCIMWS at the least. Thanks!

If you haven't seen Eris in a bit, she has a couple of new piercings to show off.

Always a great time.

Do you have any pics of Eris?

[QUOTE=Benz1;5928453]Do you have any pics of Eris?[/QUOTE]Benz, they don't offer pics. But yeah, she's top girl there. Your in for a treat.

[QUOTE=Benz1;5928453]Do you have any pics of Eris?[/QUOTE]Benz, they don't offer pics. But yeah, she's top girl there. Your in for a treat.

[QUOTE=ChillStack;5928507]Benz, they don't offer pics. But yeah, she's top girl there. Your in for a treat.[/QUOTE]Just curious, are you affiliated with bofyworks by us in some way? A customer, provider, none of the above. You mentioned on another post you were a mediator looking out for them on another post? Gene?

[QUOTE=Blackfire;5928914]Just curious, are you affiliated with bofyworks by us in some way? A customer, provider, none of the above. You mentioned on another post you were a mediator looking out for them on another post? Gene?[/QUOTE]Are you just here to over analyze and dissect every comment you seem to not like? Like bruh, go and enjoy yourself.

[QUOTE=MichiBob;5923339]Try taking girl to oasis. I have found a couple on SA in the past that were open to this.[/QUOTE]Go to Rip Offs and see my reviews of her! Bad news scam artist!

[QUOTE=ChillStack;5928948]Are you just here to over analyze and dissect every comment you seem to not like? Like bruh, go and enjoy yourself.[/QUOTE]Obfuscate, or just answer the question?

Good:

Super clean environment, attractive talent, above descent massage, takes massage direction well.

Bad:

I've been there 3x and no extras to date.

If you want a good massage and a basic _ great place

60/50

[QUOTE=RobovDaslav;5927331]Been meaning to try out Four Seasons since they popped, so stopped by the other day.

Didn't catch any names, but I think there's only the 2 women. Couldn't really get a good read on ages, but I'd put them both on the younger side of 30's. One is definitely better looking than the other and, luckily, that's the one I pulled, she has tattoos on her left arm / hand. An actually really good massage. HE upon flip, then finished the massage to cover the rest of the hour. HE was pretty standard with some roaming under the skirt but no touching up top. Wanted me to tell her what the tip would be before she agreed to do the HE, I offered $60 and told her she gets more if she does more, don't know if the menu opens up a bit with better tips / familiarity or if that's just a way to sucker guys out of extra money. Either way, she didn't offer to do more and if that's as far as she goes, I would probably only offer $40 if I were to go again, was just seeing if I could push my luck that evening. $60 for the hr, $60 for tip. Not a bad time, especially on the massage side, but nothing special if your more concerned with the flip.[/QUOTE]

Pictures of her, yeah. Here are some pictures from her ad.

I think she is better in person.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/sweet-sexy-funbodyworks/163754542264[/URL]

[QUOTE=Benz1;5928453]Do you have any pics of Eris?[/QUOTE]

I was in town and visited Brit for a short hhr stay and she was awesome as usual. Whoever is talking trash about them needs to shut up and mind their own business. Very sweet and beautiful lady.

[QUOTE=ChillStack;5928948]Are you just here to over analyze and dissect every comment you seem to not like? Like bruh, go and enjoy yourself.[/QUOTE]I agree totally.

Went into Asian Ivy again based on positive reviews here. And I really am not sure what some of you were raving about. I requested Amy, though I've never met Amy so it could've been any asian girl, and they know this. My masseuse seemed a bit shy and reserved. No nice table shower, no playing with titties and nipples. I couldn't touch her, and she recoiled when I tried. I've never had that happen. Standard boring massage with HE.

Elite Asian Massage-- After some investigation this is an off-shoot of Blessings chain, so don't expect any fun there. It is run by a former employee.

Tui-Na massage can be fun, with spunky younger Asian girl. Typically not much for extras, but fun enough.

Oriental Magic Hands massage at old MBD location is ok. I've had a great massage there, and a lackluster one. I've had a great HD, and a mediocre one. YMMV, depends on the masseuse.

Relax Asian massage talent seems to be dwindling. Girls come and go real fast. Never long enough to generate a rapport.

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;5929437]Pictures of her, yeah. Here are some pictures from her ad.

I think she is better in person.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/sweet-sexy-funbodyworks/163754542264[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks Boat.

I would definitely not fall for this guys. I can guarantee that her bf / security would allow her to do 20% off and not allow you to not tip her.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/20-off-and-leave-your-tip-mone/942907465838[/URL]

Sounds fun, what part of town is she in?

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;5928418]If you haven't seen Eris in a bit, she has a couple of new piercings to show off.

Always a great time.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/sweet-sexy-funbodyworks/163754542264[/URL]

I had the chance to have an appointment with Eris and her sister Kenzie last week. I used to see Eris regularly (back when she went by Casey) but I had not seen Eris since she got her boobs done (spectacular) and had never seen Kenzie before. I am extremely glad I did. Sensual massage with plenty of teasing and touching. Great kissers. Hands allowed to roam freely. Explosive finish.

The only bad thing was our schedules only aligned at a time that they had a HH available. I typically prefer an hour and with these two that may not even be enough.

You may want to schedule with her instead of Brit's website.

Hello hobbyists, has anyone ever met with this lady:

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/a-cure-for-a-case-of-the-monda/804488130549[/URL]

All their old ads on STG are gone and no new ad was posted today.

Never mind, I texted Sasha and she said they’re just closed today.

[QUOTE=Niko22;5932220]Hello hobbyists, has anyone ever met with this lady:

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/a-cure-for-a-case-of-the-monda/804488130549[/URL][/QUOTE]I have. Don't do it you will be disappointed from how she actually looks to the experience.

The petite little sex kitten is once again gone from Panacea but is currently at Top under the name "Christy".

[QUOTE=Niko22;5932220]Hello hobbyists, has anyone ever met with this lady:

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/a-cure-for-a-case-of-the-monda/804488130549[/URL][/QUOTE]Lot of info on her. Some good some bad. My experience was not so good. Seems she can vary alot day to day. Search Lux. Luxey. You will find reviews.

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;5929437]Pictures of her, yeah. Here are some pictures from her ad.

I think she is better in person.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/sweet-sexy-funbodyworks/163754542264[/URL][/QUOTE]Would 100% recommend.

Hey why'all thanks for doing a great job as always with the reviews. I was just curious if anyone has experience with Mya over at BBU. I know Brit is always fantastic and its hard to pull away from her LOL.

Thanks guys, be safe.

Got there at 10:30 but doors were locked and no sign of anyone. Tried again at 11. Doors still locked but the open sign was on. No doorbell outside either. Knocked on the window but no one came up. Same thing at 11:30. I bailed for a while and got lunch. Saw Savanna post so I texted her thinking she was one of the new girls that I saw a few weeks ago as I was leaving. Got there around 1 after agreeing on a time. Doors still locked. Waited outside for a few minutes for her to open the door.

Savanna is not a new girl. It's Ashley Winter. Very disappointed to see her back at Serenity.

I left and saw Sasha at Luxe instead.

Don't plan on going back to Serenity while Ashley is there unless I prebook with Monica or Milan.

[QUOTE=JVisaGod;5934138]Got there at 10:30 but doors were locked and no sign of anyone. Tried again at 11. Doors still locked but the open sign was on. No doorbell outside either. Knocked on the window but no one came up. Same thing at 11:30. I bailed for a while and got lunch. Saw Savanna post so I texted her thinking she was one of the new girls that I saw a few weeks ago as I was leaving. Got there around 1 after agreeing on a time. Doors still locked. Waited outside for a few minutes for her to open the door.

Savanna is not a new girl. It's Ashley Winter. Very disappointed to see her back at Serenity.

I left and saw Sasha at Luxe instead.

Don't plan on going back to Serenity while Ashley is there unless I prebook with Monica or Milan.[/QUOTE]Good call leaving as soon as you found out it was ashley. She is by far the worst girl to see in Grand rapids (IMHO). She so bad she had to change her name. Again. Serenity has really gone down hill and even worse now if she let ashley back in. Unbelievable.

Had a another wonderful session with Brit today. Thankful for an establishment like hers that gives you anonymity and makes you feel welcome every time. Thanks Brit for being so kind and amazing!

Had the opportunity to meet Chyna and WOW!

Received her digits and sent off a text. Communication was great, flexibility was appreciated and the appointment was FANTASTIC.

Miss Chyna is very pretty, sensual and real easy to converse with. She is a good business woman and has may interesting outside activities.

Massage was solid, flip was excellent and I think I have found my new favorite! If you get an opportunity I HIGHLY recommend.

Stay Safe.

Had a chance to see the good doctor again. Dr. Lauren is holding limited hours this week so most of you won't be allowed access to those incredible double howitzers. For the lucky few, it will be worth altering your schedule to coincide with her availability. Consider early retirement if work won't let you sneak away for an hour with this goddess.

She now has a full sized futon in the room replacing the massage table. Much better operating arena for her to employ her healing arts and sciences upon your body.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/lauren/544107295597[/URL]

She typically responds to texts during 9:00 am - 4:00 pm time frame. It's worth the effort to be patient. The futon is a great improvement to the experience. And don't be cheap. Offer a tip. Her prices are far lower than value provided.

G2.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;5933130]The petite little sex kitten is once again gone from Panacea but is currently at Top under the name "Christy".[/QUOTE]Where is Top?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;5933130]The petite little sex kitten is once again gone from Panacea but is currently at Top under the name "Christy".[/QUOTE]Thank you for the update on her location now. Made an appointment to see her yesterday. I don't get to GR often, but when I do, I like to see someone I can joy time with and Christy / Lexi is fun to be with. It has been a while sense I have seen her but she did remember me. Good massage, tease, finish and conversation. I think she like her new place, seem to be less drama!! Room was big with a sink and the hot towels are in the room. There is a shower there so I may have to look into that with her. I think she would be up for that. She is hoping her reg's see the posts of her new location as her car needs work and can use some business to get it fixed. She is a sweet heart so lets help her out.

[QUOTE=RichWalter1;5934768]Where is Top?[/QUOTE]On 28th Street.

Good news. She's added a couple appointments spots for early evening this week. As a great provider who is normally only available until 4:00 pm. This is an opportunity for some of you to see this special lady.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/lauren/895093965456[/URL]

Text. Don't call. Enjoy.

G2.

[QUOTE=Niko22;5932220]Hello hobbyists, has anyone ever met with this lady:

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/a-cure-for-a-case-of-the-monda/804488130549[/URL][/QUOTE]I was one of the few who left her a good review. Unfortunately, I experienced another side of her. She is definitely hit or miss. She is kinda of a head case for lack of a better term. I will not be seeing her anymore! Between her BF security and her mood swings it's not worth the trouble. If your lucky enough to get her on a good day you'll have fun. If not she is a complete waste of time. There are to many good providers to waste time on her.

[QUOTE=BashTheJohnson;5935073]Thank you for the update on her location now. Made an appointment to see her yesterday. I don't get to GR often, but when I do, I like to see someone I can joy time with and Christy / Lexi is fun to be with. It has been a while sense I have seen her but she did remember me. Good massage, tease, finish and conversation. I think she like her new place, seem to be less drama!! Room was big with a sink and the hot towels are in the room. There is a shower there so I may have to look into that with her. I think she would be up for that. She is hoping her reg's see the posts of her new location as her car needs work and can use some business to get it fixed. She is a sweet heart so lets help her out.[/QUOTE]I'm visiting GR and unfamiliar with Top. What's the full AMP name so I can google the address? Thanks!

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;5935189]On 28th Street.[/QUOTE]Thank you!

[QUOTE=VanSmack187;5935349]I'm visiting GR and unfamiliar with Top. What's the full AMP name so I can google the address? Thanks![/QUOTE]It's Touch of Paradise, and it's not an AMP. Make sure your credit is good so you can take out a loan if you want a shitty massage with mechanical HE. If you take out a second mortgage you might be able to see a tit during HE.