I think I'm the only one.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3758326]Go look for the senior Japanese lady working out of Econo lodge or Extended stay near Mayfair, she usually runs a long boring ad on backpage. One of those that everyone has gone to once and you never know who it will turn out. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Who has never seen the Japanese Mayfair granny, or Krazy Karen! Some have reported nothing at all happening with either of those, but some have reported that quite a bit happened. I think it's a YMMSFV situation.
(Your Mileage May Seriously F*ing Vary).
For my fellow massage afficianados.
[URL]https://www.milkingtablemassage.com/[/URL]
Looks like she tours the Chicago area one week a month. Pricey, but if you have extra coin (and your johnson) to drop down a hole, it looks like it's worth it.