Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jamesj; 1846339]I had a prostrate massage (if you call it that) once. She was average looking & had average sized hands (IMHO).

While I got a nut pretty quick, it felt like I had to shit all the way home! My ass was VERY uncomfortable! At least she did NOT have sharp finger nails.

Which begs the question, how do the gals taking anal feel afterwards (I've never hung around long enough to find out! LOL)

Also I'm sure most of us guys rod is a lot bigger then these lady's fingers! (LOL)

So I was one & done!

Will settle for a HJ / BJ any day of the week.

JAMESJ[/QUOTE]So I've tried several masseuses that have claimed "tantric" massages. I haven't yet had one that lived up to what websites REALLY explain, but in essence, if they can bring you slowly to the brink then back off over and over again, then that's pretty close to what "tantric" is.

I haven't yet had a prostate "massage". Sure. Plenty of chicks claim that and send a finger up ol' glory and it's great. But that's not a prostate massage. Still lookin for the true prostate massage. Perhaps it's just a "great white buffalo" (HTTM 2110).

[QUOTE=Jamesj; 1846339]I had a prostrate massage (if you call it that) once. She was average looking & had average sized hands (IMHO).

While I got a nut pretty quick, it felt like I had to shit all the way home! My ass was VERY uncomfortable! At least she did NOT have sharp finger nails.

Which begs the question, how do the gals taking anal feel afterwards (I've never hung around long enough to find out! LOL)

Also I'm sure most of us guys rod is a lot bigger then these lady's fingers! (LOL)

So I was one & done!

Will settle for a HJ / BJ any day of the week.

JAMESJ[/QUOTE]Very funny, got to love it.

[QUOTE=Tomg01; 1846218]From all these comments I'm hearing I guess I was wrong to think that tantric massages includes a thorough prostate massage and that's supposed to be what gets you off. I've never had that dream so I can't speak from experience. Too often what you read online and take to be a definition isn't the same in the real world is it?

Think of going for your annual physical, only instead of your doctor performing a prostate exam, you have this cutie doing it for a much longer time period. So I guess when selecting your tantric masseuse preference is given to providers with small hands, or is it? Please Vote[/QUOTE]I have had Tantric in Seattle, The Simi Valley, Phoenix, Denver, and The HEB. All were different. I had 1 woman in Denver who rub all over my body then took my hands and placed them on JR while she whispered BS in my ears. I dressed and walked out. The one I had in Seattle was a trip. A breathing / NURU session, for 45 minutes, then she slivered up my legs, straddled me, rubbed my Chaka with her little Miss while rubbing my stomach. Pretty hot action! The Cali Tantric was a typical Cali girl rub except she used a latex glove with lots of oil. Then during a slow oral release she used a plug first, then a little vibrating wand. This was all going on with sandalwood candles burning, flowing see though robe, and ocean music. As I said "typical Simi Valley Girl". Phoenix was my first real Tantric with a Nemste (sp). She talked to me for 30 minutes asking what I wanted to achieve, started me on the breathing techniques, then a rhythmic massage. Lots of chanting (humming) with some hypnotic music playing in the background while manually "worshipping" my Chaka, along with some sort of Spock type "live long and prosper hand grip" with her thumb performing the prostrate massage. Very mechanical, and very effective. All for $$$. Dallas was the typical HOT Asian Girl who could not speak, or understand English other than Yes and No with a big smile. All that was sold under the guise of a Tantric Massage, which really ended up as a Lomi Lomi massage.

It's hard to find a real tantric massage, or someone who is a true tantric. Its kinda of like searching for a experienced "NURU Girl". Nowadays the terms NURU and Tantric are thrown around so loosely that those of us who are fascinated with the thought of something new will spend $$ to $$$ and getting a inexperienced horrible session. Remember listen to your gut before you leap!

Oh the prostrate massage. I agreed with JamesJ. If to much lube is used by an inexperienced girl you will end up feeling like the "BP Deep Horizon Oil Rig" in the Gulf. It will feel like your leaking oil for days and days!

Just my 2 cents.

Be SAFE! Be SMART!

I have seen Angel and Kendra. I want others opinion on the girls I haven't seen. I would like to know who is the prettiest, who has the biggest butt, and who has the biggest tits. Thanks in advance. Feel free to PM me.

Good Morning, as I have stated before, I am new to this. I have been a Backpage guy for 6 years but this site is new to me. Therefore I apologize to all of you for acting like the rookie that I am. I apologize to all except "I Luv Head". What a jerk. I didn't know that you shouldn't ask for numbers on here until you have posted 600 times. I simply ask for a phone number and instead of getting a simple no I had to endure an un gogly rude response. I am going to assume that he is the exception and not the rule. Most of the guys that I have talked to have been very nice (thank you). If I ask for more then you feel I have the right to then please tell me. I only ask that you do it in the same manner that you would want me to respond to you. Thanks so much and be safe. All except "I Love Head" What a dick.

[QUOTE=Gator 2012; 1846251][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sshhower-massage-followed-by-a-sensual-massage-32/11556989[/url]

I was wondering if any of you has done the shower option with her. Via Google, I suspect that this is Angie in West County. Can anyone confirm that, and if so, how was the experience? Thanks[/QUOTE]In my dream it was Angie. She was friendly with a fun attitude yet, her mutual rubbing produced a faster dream than I desired.

[QUOTE=QueNine; 1846596]Stopped in since I was in the area. Thought I had zero chance of actually seeing Nikki without an appointment. She wasn't even there, however a cute late 20's black girl was. I'm going to see her at 4:30. Anyone seen her yet?

On a side note about Nikki. I enjoy her massage and the ability to play a little. I have only seen her twice and she was late once. And when I say late, I mean so late that I couldn't wait any longer and had to reschedule for the following day. Saw her about a month after that and she was on time.[/QUOTE]Just like the old times?

[QUOTE=BillExpress;1847312]Good Morning, as I have stated before, I am new to this. I have been a Backpage guy for 6 years but this site is new to me. Therefore I apologize to all of you for acting like the rookie that I am. I apologize to all except "I Luv Head". What a jerk. I didn't know that you shouldn't ask for numbers on here until you have posted 600 times. I simply ask for a phone number and instead of getting a simple no I had to endure an un gogly rude response. I am going to assume that he is the exception and not the rule. Most of the guys that I have talked to have been very nice (thank you). If I ask for more then you feel I have the right to then please tell me. I only ask that you do it in the same manner that you would want me to respond to you. Thanks so much and be safe. All except "I Love Head" What a dick.[/QUOTE]Really? So you want us to respond to you the same manner we would like to be spoken to, . Yet you feel free to (with SIX posts) to call one of the long time members a "Dick" and a "Jerk"?

Not smart.

[QUOTE=Levatedprz;1847375]In my dream it was Angie. She was friendly with a fun attitude yet, her mutual rubbing produced a faster dream than I desired.[/QUOTE]Yes, shower was good. She may look better than ever. Session was short though. Not much massage. Good end though. Stay in the shower as long as you can.

[QUOTE=Gator 2012; 1846251][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sshhower-massage-followed-by-a-sensual-massage-32/11556989[/url]

I was wondering if any of you has done the shower option with her. Via Google, I suspect that this is Angie in West County. Can anyone confirm that, and if so, how was the experience? Thanks[/QUOTE]It was enjoyable. I agree, stay in shower as long as possible. It would have been better if she tried to give you an overall rub in the shower. Kind of was just pressing into the back and front. Went quickly for the fun time.

You could have saved up all your money from this Tantric BS and got a beautiful mail order bride from the Czech Republic LOL.

I'm still tempted to try one of them, but haven't had much money to throw away lately.

[QUOTE=ILostMyLogin; 1846922]I have had Tantric in Seattle, The Simi Valley, Phoenix, Denver, and The HEB. All were different. I had 1 woman in Denver who rub all over my body then took my hands and placed them on JR while she whispered BS in my ears. I dressed and walked out. The one I had in Seattle was a trip. A breathing / NURU session, for 45 minutes, then she slivered up my legs, straddled me, rubbed my Chaka with her little Miss while rubbing my stomach. Pretty hot action! The Cali Tantric was a typical Cali girl rub except she used a latex glove with lots of oil. Then during a slow oral release she used a plug first, then a little vibrating wand. This was all going on with sandalwood candles burning, flowing see though robe, and ocean music. As I said "typical Simi Valley Girl". Phoenix was my first real Tantric with a Nemste (sp). She talked to me for 30 minutes asking what I wanted to achieve, started me on the breathing techniques, then a rhythmic massage. Lots of chanting (humming) with some hypnotic music playing in the background while manually "worshipping" my Chaka, along with some sort of Spock type "live long and prosper hand grip" with her thumb performing the prostrate massage. Very mechanical, and very effective. All for $$$. Dallas was the typical HOT Asian Girl who could not speak, or understand English other than Yes and No with a big smile. All that was sold under the guise of a Tantric Massage, which really ended up as a Lomi Lomi massage.

It's hard to find a real tantric massage, or someone who is a true tantric. Its kinda of like searching for a experienced "NURU Girl". Nowadays the terms NURU and Tantric are thrown around so loosely that those of us who are fascinated with the thought of something new will spend $$ to $$$ and getting a inexperienced horrible session. Remember listen to your gut before you leap!

Oh the prostrate massage. I agreed with JamesJ. If to much lube is used by an inexperienced girl you will end up feeling like the "BP Deep Horizon Oil Rig" in the Gulf. It will feel like your leaking oil for days and days!

Just my 2 cents.

Be SAFE! Be SMART![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jamesj; 1846339]I had a prostrate massage (if you call it that) once. She was average looking & had average sized hands (IMHO).

While I got a nut pretty quick, it felt like I had to shit all the way home! My ass was VERY uncomfortable! At least she did NOT have sharp finger nails.

Which begs the question, how do the gals taking anal feel afterwards (I've never hung around long enough to find out! LOL)

Also I'm sure most of us guys rod is a lot bigger then these lady's fingers! (LOL)

So I was one & done!

Will settle for a HJ / BJ any day of the week.

JAMESJ[/QUOTE]Ha. Very funny. Have you ever seen the movie "Bad Santa?" Billy Bob Thornton (the bad santa) is banging a broad in the ass in a dressing room and says,"you ain't going to shit right for a week!"

Every day I am grateful for being born a man.

[QUOTE=Brad 243;1847443]Just like the old times?[/QUOTE]Not sure what you mean by this. I will say that Rhonda doesn't really give a massage. It's more of an over oily rub. She let my hands roam a bit but when I asked her to take her bra off she said no, she is recently married. LOL.

The ending was very mediocre at best. Won't repeat.

[QUOTE=QueNine; 1850067]Not sure what you mean by this. I will say that Rhonda doesn't really give a massage. It's more of an over oily rub. She let my hands roam a bit but when I asked her to take her bra off she said no, she is recently married. LOL.

The ending was very mediocre at best. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]So, Rhonda is back working at Clayton Serenity? Is that what I'm reading?

[QUOTE=Levatedprz;1847375]In my dream it was Angie. She was friendly with a fun attitude yet, her mutual rubbing produced a faster dream than I desired.[/QUOTE]But what does "Email with your preferred way of conversation." mean?