Massage Parlor Reports

Went last week. Called ahead and asked for lineup which was Jenny, xie xie, angela, and mimi. They were all new to me so I asked for chef's recommendation which I agreed to. When I got there I was told that she was not there yet. Anyway, I got Xie Xie who happens to be the 3rd Xie Xie I've seen at AMPs. It was a very generic as in a non-memorable experience. Everything was clean and very unrushed. Service was very pleasant and friendly. The massage just didn't do it for me. This girl had no massage skills just rubbing here and there. I was actually looking forward for it to end. Flip was okay, can't complain.

Looks: 7

Body:6

Massage: 4-5.

Attitude: 8

[QUOTE=UMDstudent05;1465416]Has anyone seen CMT Jill this year? I stumbled across her ad on CL and I've heard great things about her before, but I RTFF and the last post about her was last year. I'm planning on going next week because I need an actual massage, an a nice HJ afterwards would be a great bonus.[/QUOTE]Try Wonderland on Harford Road. (7313). I've always had a great massage there, and the flip ain't bad either.

GTR

[QUOTE=Satya;1463333]Sorry buddy but this is the wrong forum for shilling for backpagers.[/QUOTE]

The majority of Body Rub Ads are submitted by Massage parlors. Asking for information about a spot should be accepted and treated as any other request for information. I believe Skurge was passing on good info, and you need to be a little more open-minded, and less critical in your observations.


GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1466653]The majority of Body Rub Ads are submitted by Massage parlors. Asking for information about a spot should be accepted and treated as any other request for information. I believe Skurge was passing on good info, and you need to be a little more open-minded, and less critical in your observations.

GTR[/QUOTE]Good for you.

There is a separate forum for CL. I subscribed to this forum not the CL forum and I don't want to be bothered by CL alerts. I did not mention the quality of what he said but where he said it. As the old carpenter's saw says "A place for everything and everything in its place."
When I want such advice from you I will ask you for it otherwise STFU.

[QUOTE=Satya;1466848]When I want such advice from you I will ask you for it otherwise STFU.[/QUOTE]GTR, are you pissing in Satya's Wheeties again? He seems a little testy this afternoon.

Satya, if it bothers you that much, just skip the report and move on. What Skurge did wasn't out of line. A handfull of non-A MP's get reviews on this board from time to time. KB. PYS. And wasn't there one over near Pikesville at one time, Royalty or something? Never made it to that one, but I saw more than a few posts there.

Relax Francis.

BD

Massage Parlor=Rub and Tug=Rub Joint=Body Rub=BP ads.

Advertisers know that we are reading BP to find new spots, as well as phone numbers, addresses, and other information. It is with this information that we expand our choices, as well as find new talent.

When we find a good spot, it is written about in this forum, and is shared with the community. In most cases, this information is appreciated, but there are a few Donnie Downers who must bring everyone down with their negative attitude.

I'm sorry, Scourge, but you will not be getting any appreciation from Mr. STFU, only his sour attitude.

Thanks for the heads-up on PYS, and keep reading BP and posting intel on this forum.

B. D.

Thanks for having my back, as always.

GTR

[QUOTE=Satya; 1466848]Good for you.

There is a separate forum for CL. I subscribed to this forum not the CL forum and I don't want to be bothered by CL alerts. I did not mention the quality of what he said but where he said it. As the old carpenter's saw says "A place for everything and everything in its place."

When I want such advice from you I will ask you for it otherwise STFU.[/QUOTE]CL is craigslist, and that forum is mainly for non-pros guys are finding by posting ads. (FWIW, I tried it myself, and got about 95% spam, and zero return). The post you're taking issue with was from Backpage (not CL) , but it was for a massage, so Skurge assumed it should go in the Massage forum.

The Backpage forum is generally for discussion of escorts, and if you look over in the DC Backpage forum, a few of your counterparts down here complained about a discussion of a Backpage bodyrub girl in the Backpage forum, saying it should be over in the massage forum. Maybe all of you could have a conference and settle this issue. There's no "Backpage Bodyrub" forum, so the discussion has to go somewhere, and "Massage" seems to be the logical place.

In the meantime, if a post is reasonably close to the thread topic (in this case, getting a massage plus extras) , why not just let it be? Maybe you'll find a lead to a decent girl. Getting bent out of shape and blasting people (a bunch of your posts say "RTFF," more "wrong forum," and some of your more vehement posts have been deleted for being antagonistic) is not productive or good for your health. Telling someone to "STFU" doesn't elevate the tone of discussion.

The forum categories aren't perfectly matched to the advertising and hunting grounds, but a lot of the guys here are doing their best. Take a deep breath, tolerate a certain amount of imperfection, and let's help each other, rather than have arguments about minor issues.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1466877]GTR, are you pissing in Satya's Wheeties again? He seems a little testy this afternoon.

Satya, if it bothers you that much, just skip the report and move on. What Skurge did wasn't out of line. A handfull of non-A MP's get reviews on this board from time to time. KB. PYS. And wasn't there one over near Pikesville at one time, Royalty or something? Never made it to that one, but I saw more than a few posts there.

Relax Francis.

BD[/QUOTE]Soothing touch was in pikesville at one time

Also isn't there a place on route 40 catonsville. Which I never here anyone mention? Also international place in Columbia. Also there is candy! Who is highly reviewed I think all of these places would be vital intel. Or maybe we all feel that the non AMP's tariff is too high and inconsistent. I know I never have been to these joints for lack of intel and the tariff, with the exception of soothing touch. Which was a bargain in its day. There is a lot of talk about VS, but I got to tell you that YS is smoking from time to time. Maybe we should add a city paper thread

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1467064]In the meantime, if a post is reasonably close to the thread topic (in this case, getting a massage plus extras) , why not just let it be?[/QUOTE]My thoughts exactly, BB.

Satya, cool off. Skuge reported on PYS. PYS is a MASSAGE PARLOR. This board is for reporting on MASSAGE PARLORS. If it's a house, or a building, or an apartment, and there's a girl and a table or a bed, and you get a massage and a little extra, it's a MASSAGE PARLOR. Report those here.

Let's get back to our regularly scheduled depravity.

BD

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1467483]My thoughts exactly, BB.

Satya, cool off. Skuge reported on PYS. PYS is a MASSAGE PARLOR. This board is for reporting on MASSAGE PARLORS. If it's a house, or a building, or an apartment, and there's a girl and a table or a bed, and you get a massage and a little extra, it's a MASSAGE PARLOR. Report those here.

Let's get back to our regularly scheduled depravity.

BD[/QUOTE]Well as I said in my OP I think Skurge was shilling, furthermore how many men would use the term "Guys" in that context, but many women would?

[QUOTE=Satya;1467684]Well as I said in my OP I think Skurge was shilling, furthermore how many men would use the term "Guys" in that context, but many women would?[/QUOTE]We're not face-to-face, so we don't get tone of voice and other cues that would tell us in conversation that someone isn't as hostile as the plain words might seem. I find it keeps my blood pressure down and keeps the board civil if I try to give someone the benefit of the doubt most of the time.

There's a lot of testosterone in here, and a shoulder bump can turn into a brawl. Unless someone really comes across as a jerk, a troll, or a shill, I also try to give posters some latitude, and to not stick out my elbows while posting in reply to someone else.

I happen to know Khloe very well. Pamper Yourself is one of the very few non-AMP's around. The place underneath B&B in Catonsville is called Great Escape and it's a total rip-off. It's run by and operated with girls from the old TBC in Towson. A major upselling operation and they only advertise in the City Paper, not BP. Went there once and was disappointed, figured I'd give them the benefit of the doubt and tried a second time with the same result. I will never, ever go back there even though they are very convenient to where I live. I will drive across town to see Khloe, because she does such an outstanding job. She does a fantastic rub, very worthwhile. I would like to add that many of the AMP's offer FS, but it's not on her menu. Nonetheless, I go back again and again to see her because she's easy to talk to. English (or Engrish) is not her second language, and she doesn't really upsell. Scrubs are offered and I believe there was an additional charge for that, but otherwise nothing else. She comes highly recomended by not only myself, but by other's on here too. I want to go and see her but there are other priorities for the Weiner-man, right now. If you get the chance, you should see her, especially if you want a nice rub, by a very sexy, slender, AA woman. MW.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1467787]We're not face-to-face, so we don't get tone of voice and other cues that would tell us in conversation that someone isn't as hostile as the plain words might seem. I find it keeps my blood pressure down and keeps the board civil if I try to give someone the benefit of the doubt most of the time.

There's a lot of testosterone in here, and a shoulder bump can turn into a brawl. Unless someone really comes across as a jerk, a troll, or a shill, I also try to give posters some latitude, and to not stick out my elbows while posting in reply to someone else.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1459908]FYI Sophia who is there now is not the same as the Sophia who was there previously. The new Sophia is younger and prettier. As usual YMMV because I found her to be awesome actually. It started out a bit mechanical as can be typical here but she warmed up to me and turned out to be one of my favorite providers. It's actually too bad she has bolt ons because I think she would look almost perfect without them. Lineup per mamasan is actually Sophia, Mimi, Tiffany and possibly another girl which is unusual as it's usually just two girls. Tiffany is the same one who was here before but I don't think it's the same Mimi.[/QUOTE]It's the same Mimi. Man. THAT is talent.

[QUOTE=NukeyNuke;1467963]It's the same Mimi. Man. THAT is talent.[/QUOTE]Can anyone tell me if ML has cleaned up their shower area lately? Last time I was there is was not good and I believe that I picked up a skin infection. At least that's what the dermatologist told me. Too bad because they consistently have the best talent for reasonable tuition.

[QUOTE=Elibom;1468309]Can anyone tell me if ML has cleaned up their shower area lately? Last time I was there is was not good and I believe that I picked up a skin infection. At least that's what the dermatologist told me. Too bad because they consistently have the best talent for reasonable tuition.[/QUOTE]They did replace the table or at least the cover not too long ago. You can always opt out of the shower, you'll get a little more massage time. Also, sorry about the Mimi mix up. When Mamasan told me who was there somehow it just sounded like she was talking about a different girl. Anyway, yes it is the same gorgeous Mimi.