Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1109186]Outstanding report! How did you jam the shitter? Toilet paper? Reminds me of 20 years ago when I was in Korea. Was with my then-girlfriend at a nice restaurant in Seoul. They still had the old-style Asian toilets that are basically a rectangular porcelain device set in the floor. You straddle it, squat and do your business. Then there's a tank located on an upper wall with a pull chain for gravity flushing. That particular day I took a massive dump and it would not flush; simply too much weight and it was apparently stuck. I came out of the bathroom laughing my ass off with several restaurant employees wondering what the fuck I was laughing about. They would find out soon enough.[/QUOTE]What about the ones that didn't even have a flusher in the GI clubs? Just dropped in to somewhere? And the clubs bathroom was often just a bathroom (as in 1 room) and the korean women would come in and walk past you giggling while you were standing there pissing. Took some getting used to. Those were the days.

Too fucking funny, upper deckers can be added to the repertoire.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1109135]Just for laughs, this afternoon I printed off a four-color copy of their internet ad and headed over to Oasis spa. I walked in and showed the mamasan the ad and pointed to the girl I wanted to see, a beautiful Asian girl who was spilling out of her bikini top.

The mamasan looked up at me and frowned. 'She no here today. '

'Maybe I should come back tomorrow, ' I said.

'She not back tomorrow. She on vacation. '

I pointed to another girl in the ad, a real stunner whose panties barely covered her ass. 'How about her? '

'She not here either. '

This was surprising news. 'Maybe she's on vacation with this girl, ' I suggested.

Apparently, none of the girls in the ad were working today. Instead, after I waited in the room about five minutes, this skinny, thoroughly unattractive 40-year-old woman dressed like a 14-year-old girl showed up. The internet ad was obviously just a big, fake tease. On my way to the exit, the mamasam ragged at me in pidgin English about wasting her time. She also complained that I had plugged up her toilet, which was true enough.

Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.

On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy.

I probably wouldn't repeat or recommend, but if you like large fake cans and a reasonably accommodating attitude at low, low prices, Jade may be your gal. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1109186]I always recommend when dealing with shitty Asian providers to pretend to act overly nice. For example, if you blow a wad on the woman's face, pretend you're terribly sorry, grab a towel or something before she has time to react and pretend to wipe it off, but actually smear it around.[/QUOTE]Nite,

Good advice! Maybe I'll combine this with the approach you took earlier when you wiped your goo into the carpet with your shoe. Next time the provider makes me mad, I'll pop on her face then smear my goo on her face with my shoe while telling her "me so sorry, me so sorry."

Cap'and Howdy

[QUOTE=Big Money;1108487]I'm a regular at this Sandy Springs Fuji and never had any problems. Always 60+100 FS regardless of the chick, and mamasan always tell the chicks to take care of me. You probably just caught this girl on a bad day. Did this K-chick have big man-mades like 36D? Or was she a small tit 32A type?[/QUOTE]She smaller probably 32A.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1108540]The big mistake was that you should have complained at the first sign of trouble. I have no problem wrapping a towel around myself, heading into the hallway and yelling for the mamasan. That usually does the trick. Then calmly explain what happened and what you expect, I. E, a different girl, money back, etc. Whatever you do in the future, don't take that shit from any provider. It'll only encourage her to do it again to someone else.[/QUOTE]I complained to her. Asked for another girl. I didn't see a mamasan. Was expecting it. But didn't see her. I was fucking pissed man. I can't even tell you.

Hey, it's your good pal, Dr. Lovenstein once more. I had the opportunity to check out Oasis Spa on Northside Drive in Midtown today. It's definitely a comfortable place, with nice theécor. They have a sauna and steamroom in addition to the usual selection of amenities. Beds are heated with electric blankets.

My session was with Sanma. This lady has a few years on her, not normally my type. She's got a decent little body that's tight in all the right places. I will say that she really knows her trade. She was professional, but not cold or clinical, and worked hard. She knows what to do with herself to satisfy a man. Even gives a halfway decent massage. I was not asked for money up front, but ended up paying $.8. Check it out if you're in the area.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1109363]
Good advice! Maybe I'll combine this with the approach you took earlier when you wiped your goo into the carpet with your shoe. Next time the provider makes me mad, I'll pop on her face then smear my goo on her face with my shoe while telling her "me so sorry, me so sorry."
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[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1109186]Most guys I know act like gentlemen when visiting an AMP because they're going to get laid so are in a good mood. And, most guys will treat the provider well if she gives good service. However, we as customers don't need to put up with their bullshit so I'm always happy to hear when guys "retaliate" to a degree when they get fucked over. I really get tired of the one-sided shit that mamasans and providers try to pull. Time for more guys to do the same types of things that you did.[/QUOTE]I guess I'm an old-fashion gentleman because I like to be a regular. If your goal is to hop around to piss off providers and never see them again, sure you get your snickers and your ya-yas out. But I go by the golden rule, and treat the lady how I would want to be treated. I'm always fair, and many times I like to give the lady a second try. I will tell them if they want me back, this is what she needs to change or do. It doesn't hurt to be nice, and you've already paid. What can I do to get better service in the long-term? I don't find being rude as helping to get my money's worth.

In fact, most of the regulars I had in Houston were former AMPs. But I show them respect, and they want me as a regular client when they move to their own apartments. And as they move on to regular jobs and provide on the side for extra cash, I become one of their exclusives. As a result, I have a list of at least 5 chicks that I can get un-timed FS for 60-100 and overnight with for 200-250, and that includes a nice home-cooked meal. I don't even get a hotel room when I go visit Houston sometimes as I just stay with them. And this is true GFE.

But I was hoping to build similar client-provider relationships here, but maybe Atlanta is different?

[QUOTE=Big Money; 1109611]I guess I'm an old-fashion gentleman because I like to be a regular. If your goal is to hop around to piss off providers and never see them again, sure you get your snickers and your ya-yas out. But I go by the golden rule, and treat the lady how I would want to be treated. I'm always fair, and many times I like to give the lady a second try. I will tell them if they want me back, this is what she needs to change or do. It doesn't hurt to be nice, and you've already paid. What can I do to get better service in the long-term? I don't find being rude as helping to get my money's worth.

In fact, most of the regulars I had in Houston were former AMPs. But I show them respect, and they want me as a regular client when they move to their own apartments. And as they move on to regular jobs and provide on the side for extra cash, I become one of their exclusives. As a result, I have a list of at least 5 chicks that I can get un-timed FS for 60-100 and overnight with for 200-250, and that includes a nice home-cooked meal. I don't even get a hotel room when I go visit Houston sometimes as I just stay with them. And this is true GFE.

But I was hoping to build similar client-provider relationships here, but maybe Atlanta is different? [/QUOTE]No, Atlanta isn't different from any other locale.

I can agree with most of what you said, as I said basically the same in different words. What I would disagree on is giving a provider a second chance if she has a shitty atttitude the first time. As a paying customer, I don't need a bad attitude from a provider. The mamasan needs to discipline such providers and provide adequate compensation to the customer at the time of the incident. Promises such as,"Next time I give you better girl," are insufficient. I often go back to the same AMP but choose a different girl as one bad apple won't necessarily sour my impression of an AMP; however, I'd rather take a chance with a fresh face than to go with a known bytch. Returning to the same AMP (but not necessarily the same girl) does build a good rapport with mamasan and the girls. Eventually, if the bad apple continues her shitty service, mamasan will likely get rid of her.

At no time have I ever encouraged guys to fuck with a provider just for the hell of it. I'm a firm believer in fair play, so I go in acting like a nice guy. It takes a bytch to change my good nature.

And, to put this in a better perspective, reverse the situation for a moment. Say you own a home remodeling business. Someone forks out their hard earned cash to you to remodel their kitchen, you completely fuck it up and then refuse to correct your mistakes. How likely are they to hire you again? Not only will they never hire you again, they're going to pass the word on to their friends (in this case USASG).

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1109670]As a paying customer, I don't need a bad attitude from a provider. The mamasan needs to discipline such providers and provide adequate compensation to the customer at the time of the incident. Promises such as,"Next time I give you better girl," are insufficient. I often go back to the same AMP but choose a different girl as one bad apple won't necessarily sour my impression of an AMP; however, I'd rather take a chance with a fresh face than to go with a known bytch. Returning to the same AMP (but not necessarily the same girl) does build a good rapport with mamasan and the girls. Eventually, if the bad apple continues her shitty service, mamasan will likely get rid of her.[/QUOTE]Then give the girl and mamasan fair feedback instead of playing games with the lady by smearing cum on her, etc. Most of the ladies don't want to be there, and would quit given other options. Even if you never see the girl again, she doesn't learn anything except what jerks customers can be, which you became just an extra stress on her--which I don't understand how you can be proud of?

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1109135]Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.

On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy. [/QUOTE]So what started all this was that she did not want to teabag, but she seemed to have performed well enough everything else. Well I know Jay and she can be very sweet albeit a little proud at times, but that is no reason to degrade her. Maybe if you respected her and give her a chance to like you, then she might go for it next time. But by being a jerk, you made sure there won't be a next time on your part or her's.

The better analogy to the home remodeling business is that you thought you did a good job, but your customer just threw you a lawsuit. Well, would it not have been better if you just had the customer complain to you first and you can decide how to make up for it instead of addressing it in a court of law? Because all you are thinking is that customer is more trouble than its worth and would never work for them again.

[QUOTE=Big Pun;1109532]I complained to her. Asked for another girl. I didn't see a mamasan. Was expecting it. But didn't see her. I was fucking pissed man. I can't even tell you.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Big Pun;1109531]She smaller probably 32A.[/QUOTE]It sounds like the K-chick Apple. I can't find her now (but that is another thread).

Something was probably on her mind for her to be in a bad mood. I have Fuji's number on speed dial. If I could not find mamasan, I would have called up because mamasan usually answers the phone. If you were a regular and mamasan and the K-chicks knew you, then there is little chance of this happening.

But if you were new and had sensed a bad vibe to start with while sitting in the sauna, then I would ask her if anything is wrong? If I still can't get any response, I would just say something like my shoulders really hurt and forget about tipping any extras, and not even worry about flipping. When she tells you to flip, just say can you walk on my back?

This is the reason why I try to develop a regular relationship with some of these places so stuff like that won't happen. Remember some of these places are still a little cautious about new customers as LE busts were only a couple months ago.

[QUOTE=Big Money; 1109685]Then give the girl and mamasan fair feedback instead of playing games with the lady by smearing cum on her, etc. Most of the ladies don't want to be there, and would quit given other options. Even if you never see the girl again, she doesn't learn anything except what jerks customers can be, which you became just an extra stress on her-which I don't understand how you can be proud of?

So what started all this was that she did not want to teabag, but she seemed to have performed well enough everything else. Well I know Jay and she can be very sweet albeit a little proud at times, but that is no reason to degrade her. Maybe if you respected her and give her a chance to like you, then she might go for it next time. But by being a jerk, you made sure there won't be a next time on your part or her's.

The better analogy to the home remodeling business is that you thought you did a good job, but your customer just threw you a lawsuit. Well, would it not have been better if you just had the customer complain to you first and you can decide how to make up for it instead of addressing it in a court of law? Because all you are thinking is that customer is more trouble than its worth and would never work for them again. [/QUOTE]I'll try to explain.

Again, I am a customer and when I negotiate a specific extra for a specific price, it's expected that the provider deliver that service. Ex: $60 nude HJ and cum on her tits. If, during that scenario she decides to give a lame HJ then suggests I finish myself or suddenly refuses to let me cum on her tits, she's wrong. It's as simple as that. At the first sign of trouble, if I know the mamasan well, I might call her into the room and tell her what's wrong. That's fair feedback. At that point I would expect mamasan to make an on-the-spot correction in the form of telling the girl to get her shit together or refund a portion of my money, whichever I prefer. On the other hand, if I believe I'm going to get the runaround and a lame excuse, then by all means I might shift gears and cum on her face. Who's the jerk? She is. She failed to perform an agreed-upon act. It's just that simple.

In reference to your point about the other monger's encounter with Jay, I would say this: I have never met Jay, but when I hear comments like she can be 'a little proud at times, ' it reminds me of providers who have a shitty attitude, don't want to do what they agreed to do and whine if they don't get everything their way. That type of one-sidedness needs to go.

Comments such as, 'Most of the ladies don't want to be there, and would quit given other options, ' are those of a biased, bleeding heart. If a provider doesn't want to be there, she knows where the door is. Nobody forced her at gunpoint to take the job; therefore, she can leave anytime she chooses.

My home remodeling example stands as I originally stated it, as does my AMP scenario of negotiating a specific act for a specific price: Everyone knows what's expected. If the home remodeler agreed to a standard, he needs to provide it. If the provider fails to do her part, she's dead wrong. There's no gray area here as you seem to imply.

To Azianbeaver: Ok, the link's first pic is on 35 different websites, so fake. The third pic is on some rapper's site. Again, fake. I would proceed with caution. I suggest getting tineye for your browser. It might save you time, effort, and getting pinched.

Again, I will ask, the best AMPs are? I am getting a good view of the poor ones. .

[QUOTE=Azianbeaver; 1107576]Happened to be on Peachtree Industrial Blvd, and thought I would give it a shot. It was about 4:15pm today, Saturday, and the door was locked. Sign was "open", but apparently in session. As I was walking away, a buxom black chick opened the door and asked if I could come back in about 45 minutes. I passed, but may want to check it out again if in the area.

Anyone out there have any information on this place? I saw a review somewhere that mentioned incidentals. Here is a link, and the rack on the top (2) photo's looked the same as the lady that opened the door Ginormous!

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fire-massage-blasting-massage-the-most-exotic-girls-satisfy-your-needs/7227187[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mtl Pig; 1109791]To Azianbeaver: Ok, the link's first pic is on 35 different websites, so fake. The third pic is on some rapper's site. Again, fake. I would proceed with caution. I suggest getting tineye for your browser. It might save you time, effort, and getting pinched.

Again, I will ask, the best AMPs are? I am getting a good view of the poor ones. . [/QUOTE]The pics on the site are fake but they do have some good looking black girls there.

[QUOTE=Jimmia;1109218]What about the ones that didn't even have a flusher in the GI clubs? Just dropped in to somewhere? And the clubs bathroom was often just a bathroom (as in 1 room) and the korean women would come in and walk past you giggling while you were standing there pissing. Took some getting used to. Those were the days.[/QUOTE]Brings back memories. The non-flushers were basically an indoor outhouse. Straddle, squat, shit, wipe and leave. Then the honey wagon (shit truck) would come every few weeks to suck out the shit via a long hose. One time when I was a young LT I had awakened in the early a. M. To the most horrendous stench one could imagine. The windows on my Korean house were fully closed, yet the stench of the honey wagon was so strong it woke me up. I had to wake up anyway to go to work so I left the house, walked toward the main road and basically gagged as I tried to run past the honey wagon; the smell was just that bad. They were sucking shit out of my neighbor's indoor outhouse, which was a good 100-plus yards away from the truck. I couldn't understand how the Korean dude on top of the truck could stand it. His job was to stand over the inlet hole atop the tank on the truck and ensure that the hose stayed in the hole. Talk about a shitty job!

Yeah, I remember those unisex bathrooms, even in nice hotels, where there were several shitter stalls and you had to knock on the door and listen for a response to know if someone was in there. If there was a decent gap between the door and frame one might catch a glimpse of a squatting Korean pussy. Then there was the small partition between the urinal and the sink area where a woman could be washing her hands while a dude was taking a piss only a few feet away. Quite often the Korean ladies would get curious to see a foreigner's dick and try to cop a glimpse via the reflection in the mirror or a direct look. In those days most Korean woman had never seen an American dick and were quite curious. A good buddy got a date that way.

Yep, those were the days. I'd give almost anything to do another year back then when a bar of American Ivory soap could buy a nice fuck. No breast implants, hot women and as much free pussy as one could want. The worst worry was Gonorrhea which was easily cured at the dispensary the following morning.

Marketing 101, the customer cums first.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1109773]I'll try to explain.

Again, I am a customer and when I negotiate a specific extra for a specific price, it's expected that the provider deliver that service. Ex: $60 nude HJ and cum on her tits. If, during that scenario she decides to give a lame HJ then suggests I finish myself or suddenly refuses to let me cum on her tits, she's wrong. It's as simple as that. At the first sign of trouble, if I know the mamasan well, I might call her into the room and tell her what's wrong. That's fair feedback. At that point I would expect mamasan to make an on-the-spot correction in the form of telling the girl to get her shit together or refund a portion of my money, whichever I prefer. On the other hand, if I believe I'm going to get the runaround and a lame excuse, then by all means I might shift gears and cum on her face. Who's the jerk? She is. She failed to perform an agreed-upon act. It's just that simple.

In reference to your point about the other monger's encounter with Jay, I would say this: I have never met Jay, but when I hear comments like she can be 'a little proud at times, ' it reminds me of providers who have a shitty attitude, don't want to do what they agreed to do and whine if they don't get everything their way. That type of one-sidedness needs to go.

Comments such as, 'Most of the ladies don't want to be there, and would quit given other options, ' are those of a biased, bleeding heart. If a provider doesn't want to be there, she knows where the door is. Nobody forced her at gunpoint to take the job; therefore, she can leave anytime she chooses.

My home remodeling example stands as I originally stated it, as does my AMP scenario of negotiating a specific act for a specific price: Everyone knows what's expected. If the home remodeler agreed to a standard, he needs to provide it. If the provider fails to do her part, she's dead wrong. There's no gray area here as you seem to imply. [/QUOTE]