Massage Parlor Reports

During the week I stopped at Crane's Oriental Massage. This is located at 63rd & Kedzie. The facility is well kept and relatively new as this has been in business for six months. It has 4 massage rooms but they walls don't go to the ceiling. They are offering a 1 hr massage for $.6 with table shower. I was greeted by Crane herself. She is the owner, mama-san and massage therapist.

Crane is approximately 55 years old, average looks, pleasant personality and poor massage skills. She told me that she didn't go to school for massage but is self taught after getting some instruction. The massage equaled her skill level. She was quick to tell me the difference between a Chinese massage and an American massage. The Americans expect sex with their massage and she only does Chinese massage. I told her that I was a nephew of Uncle Sam and a full-blooded patriotic American that enjoys sex with my massage. She quickly explained the I should come back because she has 3 girls there and they all do "everything". I inquired which one I should ask for and her response sounded like "Sodo".

It was time for the table shower which was like the massage, not enthusiastic and uninspired. I requested and received a handshake (apparently she considers hand jobs Un-American) which also was poor. I held the shower hose/head on me while she performed the service because it was freezing. It was as cold as the place on 31st street.

Don't get me wrong, she was very nice and tried to be good, she just isn't. I did tip her $.4 as she is the mama-san and did provide me with the inside information. She was extremely grateful for the tip and gave me a legit handshake when I gave it to her.
I will repeat to see what the others have to offer but I won't see Crane in the therapist capacity again.

P.S. Self Hi5, Elegant is at 237 W. 26th Street

I am almost always up for something new. Saw an ad on CL for the "Grand Opening" of Paradise on South Wabash. Ad lays out a list of prices for five types of massage. Ad mentioned appointments required, but it also mentioned walk-ins welcome. I drive past the place on my way to work nearly every day, so I decided to walk in. First attempt, the "lights were on," but no one was home. I rattled on the door but no one came to let me in. I took that as a good sign--I assumed they were busy in the back with customers. I wandered off to do some last minute Christmas shopping. When I came back a woman was in one of the salon chairs having her nails done. Not my cup of tea, so I decided to walk around a bit and come back later. An hour later, same thing, a different woman was in a salon chair having her nails done. Decision time. I demurred. Shop looks small through the front window. Not my thing to enjoy a massage in back while half the neighborhood is having their nails or eyebrows done up front. Even worse, not my idea of relaxation to sit in a salon chair and "wait" for my massage while my masseuse finishes a manicure for the girl next door. Not exactly sure I have the business model down at this new place. Not exactly sure Paradise has their own business model down either. Anyone have a different result?

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]Where is elegant located? I searched google and get multiple listings for nails etc. Is it on Lincoln or Irving Park?? An address or cross streets would be great...thanks!![/QUOTE]

Its on 26th street 1 block west of Wentworth and across the street from Ricobenes. You should try their breaded steak sandwich while there.

[QUOTE=Gus Hogan]I am almost always up for something new. Saw an ad on CL for the "Grand Opening" of Paradise on South Wabash. When I came back I came back a woman was in one of the salon chairs having her nails done. Not my cup of tea, so I decided to walk around a bit and come back later. An hour later, same thing, a different woman was in a salon chair having her nails done. Decision time. I demurred.[/QUOTE]I can' speak for this place. But Oriental Nails and Massage (since closed) on Peterson had same set up. Can't vouch for their manicures--and only saw woman having nails done once--but when girls took you in back they offered enjoyable options.

I had 2 visits, 2 different experinces. First week I saw Lisa. Very friendly okay massage, Good talk led to more fun. We talked the talk and ended up with a fully nude CBJ for $. No real complaints if you like curvey gals. Thanks Donny! Next week went for a repeat. Lisa was off, so I got Kasey. Engrish berry berry bad, Massage was, well it it sucked. But the I did get a good HR, but when I got back to my car only 40 minutes passed. Win some, lose some. I may repeat, but not with Kasey. I do like the off street parking. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Silvio]Its on 26th street 1 block west of Wentworth and across the street from Ricobenes. You should try their breaded steak sandwich while there.[/QUOTE]Glad you had fun and that she was consistent in service.

(long time listener, first time caller)

So I almost stopped for a fried steak. But the little head convinced the big head that CiCi would be tastier. He was right.

Is CheeChee working?

SeeSee?

Er, yes. (woops)

She's busy, done in 20 minutes.

Saw 2 girls working, 30ish. Cute petite 7's. Wouldn't mind that but decided to wait for CiCi. Please take a moment to admire such discipline.

Fast forward 30 minutes.

Cici is flirty, fun and gives a great massage. Lots of pressure, sits on you to knead the back and then spins around to work the legs. And get ready for one of the best transitions you'll ever experience because while she's on top, she'll reach around and starts massaging the boys for what seemed like 5 minutes. First time I ever flipped over without being asked. Couldn't wait no more.

She says she doesn't take the top off for just a HR, but some pleases and persistance paid off as she turned around and I happily unzipped and unsnapped. The Dr did do well but I prefer bigger and perkier. They were nice little C's, felt good.

.35 for the house and left. 4 on my clothes, as is my style, so no negotiation needed.

Will go back and ask for SeeSee and will prolly have a fried steak after.

Nicely Done

[QUOTE=Rockvspaper](long time listener, first time caller)

So I almost stopped for a fried steak. But the little head convinced the big head that CiCi would be tastier. He was right.

Is CheeChee working?

SeeSee?

Er, yes. (woops)

She's busy, done in 20 minutes.

Saw 2 girls working, 30ish. Cute petite 7's. Wouldn't mind that but decided to wait for CiCi. Please take a moment to admire such discipline.

Fast forward 30 minutes.

Cici is flirty, fun and gives a great massage. Lots of pressure, sits on you to knead the back and then spins around to work the legs. And get ready for one of the best transitions you'll ever experience because while she's on top, she'll reach around and starts massaging the boys for what seemed like 5 minutes. First time I ever flipped over without being asked. Couldn't wait no more.

She says she doesn't take the top off for just a HR, but some pleases and persistance paid off as she turned around and I happily unzipped and unsnapped. The Dr did do well but I prefer bigger and perkier. They were nice little C's, felt good.

.35 for the house and left. 4 on my clothes, as is my style, so no negotiation needed.

Will go back and ask for SeeSee and will prolly have a fried steak after.[/QUOTE]

stumbled in a couple months ago....the whole experience was worthless...


[QUOTE=Bebop60]Sorry I didn't remember the name, but Wednesday evening they had two old ladies on (40's-50). I drew the younger one and the table shower sucked - no touching and threw water everywhere, soaking my hair.

Then in the room I thought things were looking up when she allowed my hands to roam freely. On the flip, she gave me a disinterested HJ and after 10 minutes of bad attitude and complaining that I took too long, I thought this is a waste of time. I got dressed and left zero tip (paid .7 hour fee). Will not return.[/QUOTE]

Saw an ad for a LMP, turned out to be a rather attractive woman working out of an apartment. Supposed to be 30 for an hour, but she had to go take her baby to a DrS appointment. That being said, 30 an hour, standard LMP rate structure and she was kind of hot. I will say the massage was mediocre, but she was kind of hot. So I paid her 70 for topless and full access up her skirt. She offered to give me CBJ for the same amount, but I am not a fan of that sort of thing.

Just goes to show, if they are kind of hot, I am will put up with anything.

Pm, if you want the digits, but you should be able to find them by searching CL for 30

Gf

Thought I would give the LMP a try since reading the rates may be down..NOTTTT!!
Massage 40 for the hour, no ts, massage was a 5, girl was a 6 kind of chubby but nice attitude. Standard rates I got down to .40 for HR Yasmin.
Happy Hunting

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Went to elegant today. This has now become my new fave place
had shirley. .5 at the door .4 for everything fs

There is an Elegant thread

I have been exalting this place for months (years?)! However, I dont get into Chinatown as much as I used to. Might need to make some special arragnements to visit

Not sure if Lisa still works there. A bit larger for an Asian. Read my previous posts about her. But, she was (is) one fo the best for me.

I've been on the board for a while now and get my intel from here. I always kept on reading about htis place called Harvest and a provider named Cindy and it was always a good review.

Last Friday I actually gathered my guts to check out the place. I got there and saw the infamous doggie and the papasan in glasses. I was asked if I've been there before and of course I said yes and asked for Cindy who, happens to be the girl standing right next to me.

I guess beauty really is in the eyes of the beholder because I really wasn't that into her. On our way to the table shower, I spied on a better looking female who was folding towels in the adjacent room that was next to the latrine. I was about to ask if I could get her instead but I didn't want to offend Cindy sonce she was already getting ready for me.

The table shower was great! The water temp was perfect onthe first try, she lathered you up with her bare hands and teased you to a good stiffie and played with the chorizo con huevos. It was like "Holy cow! This lady don't look that good but she sure does know how to please a man! " My eyes were rolling to the back of my head already and my breathing was already heavily labored. (This is NOT an exageration!) I usually am good at controlling myself wwith that kin of stuff but she just took me away! After the shower was over, she started to pat me down, I insisted on doing it myself but she didn't budge, she patted me from the back, headed down, then to the front nad before you know it, bham! Mr. Biggles hits her on the cheek! I apologized to her for the honest accident but she just giggled. It was kinda awkward walking out of the shower with a big piece of wood.

When we get to the massage table, I immediately dimmed the lights a little bit more and, (please don't hate me for this, afterall, it is the Holidays) gave her a. 2 tip telling her how much I loved and apreciated her table shower and that it was the best I have ever had! She smiled and said her thanks.

She gave one of the best MP massage I have ever had. As she got down to my thighs, her hands were once again killing me! I couldn't tell if she was swiping the boys on purpose or accidentally. I could not tell. But what surprised me most was when she slipped her arm underneath me and starting playing and grabbing Charlie. Oh my God I was in heaven already and I haven't even flipped yet.

The flip comes, she gives a good chest rub and starts to play with my nipples and then she starts licking and sucking on them! Holy Cow! That felt good! She stops for a second and I open my eyes to investigate. She was taking her top off! The girls were still behind a pair of holders though. She continues the massage and finishes up by the thighs again. She starts this little light touching/brushing scheme that made Mr. Stiffie into a tough and rough Mr. Stiffie! She was blowing my mind away! She didn't ask for anything but gave her best service. The ending was so good, I blew my load to the wall past my head and even got jizz on my shoulder. She cleaned me up with a couple of hot towels and finished up the massage on my head and shoulders.

It was a great session! I gave a. 6 tip in addition to the. 2 for the great table shower. Overall it was A+ service and an A+ experience!

If you are caught getting a rub and tug do you have to register as a sex offender?