Massage Parlor Reports

That's Sonya.

I think she said she's from hungry or one of the former Soviet states. She's probably late 20's early 30's.

Hot as hell!

If you don't finish in 3 minutes she'll start asking you why your so slow and not finished yet?

Would have a better time with her if only she'd shut up and stop asking why I'm not finished yet!

MMS there is in her 40's but fun. She puts on more of a show then Sonya.

Sonya is 5'4" slender, Cs natural. Said she doesn't do DATY but I had it that time.

Don't think I would go back unless I'm in the mood for crazy. If you've had a different experience please share.

[QUOTE=FrencyFryer;3215729]Tried this place a couple of weeks ago around 9 pm. $35 for 30 minutes. Got a cute Russian girl, prob around 25 ish. However she was very business oriented. Started with "we don't do massages here" then gave me the whole menu. Opted for HJ, finished and out in 10 minutes.

I normally prefer some kind of massage / teasing first, so definitely would not repeat. But for those interested, FS is definitely on the menu.[/QUOTE]

I've never had BB anywhere. I've never asked. I'm not really into that.

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3222681]I went to Lucky a few weeks ago. I didn't have either of the names you mentioned. Mine was mid to late 20's Viet and pretty hot. She was sweet and got right to business after the massage. She asked what I wanted and I said everything. She said just a minute and returned and proceeded with a CBJ and CCG and then Mish. I want to go again but not sure if I should call ahead for the same girl or sample others.

Jer,

Have you had any lucky BB here?[/QUOTE]

I concur, this place is down right crazy. Had 10 massage, on flip after to, girl started sanitize everything with rubbing alcohol. Everything, including me! And then she wore a glove. A literally glove!

How / why does this place stay open?

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;3188335]I went to try out Queen's Spa at Chapman and Dale in Garbage Grove. 8540 Chapman. (714) 307-8657. Saw some mixed reviews on crudmaps and thought what the hell, give it a try. I opened the door to walk in, and I was greeted with the WORST odor I've ever smelled. A combination of rotten urine, and 15 year old fish sauce. Just horrible. Red flag #1. There is a glass window with a curtain (what are they trying to hide?) Red flag #2. A weird skeched out Viet chick pulled the curtain behind the glass, and asked for $35 that I pushed under the glass. Oh, I asked her if she had a choice of girls, and she said yes yes blah blah blah. Ok, whatever. I just had 8 beers at Hawaiian Gardens and it was 1130 pm so what the fuck. So I go into the room, and its the same *****. Oh shit. I got a good look at her: pock marked face, flat body, no boobs or ass, and wearing cheap clothes. Ok, whatever. Anyways, to cut to the chase, she gave me a crappy uninspired massage for 18 minutes (I timed it on my phone) then as I initiated the flip. And she said times up! What he fuck?? Are you kidding me? No release, nothing sensual, nothing. Just a total waste of time and money. I said you just gave me 15 minutes! No front massage? I complained and asked for half my $ back. Then she started with a fucking attitude: I have to split money with the boss, blah blah blah. Most customers tip me $40, etc etc. I gave her $20 just to shut her the fuck up. Worst attitude EVER. I mean, if the massage was good, and at least 25 minutes, I would be ok with it. But no, this place is a TOTAL rip off. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. To top if off, as I drove off, a fucking black and white SUV tailed me all the way to the 405 freeway! Fucking asswipe pigs. I mean, if this place was a real whorehouse, I can understand. But give me a break. They didn't do SHIT here. But I was concerned because of the 8 beers I had that night. Fucking stupid cocksucker cops in OC have nothing better to do. Anyways, Stay safe mongers.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone recommend a Latina MP? Looking for small young ones that provide FS.

Thank you. I'll let you know how it goes.

[QUOTE=Rntintheoc;3222905]HJ Places in walking distance:

Star Accupressure in the newly remodeled center with Starbucks, Dickies BBQ, Peppino's, etc.

Shiatsu Center behind Mimi's.

LF Body Care on Aspan.

Bio Therapy at Aspan / Muirlands.

Massage Center behind Philly's Best.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but check RM.[/QUOTE]

Okay, who has actually tried this and can give me a confirmation?

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/incall-fit-petite-5-height-japanese-college-visiting-arrived-1-12-luv-frensh-kissing-n-touching/92316802[/URL]

They used to post her in escort, now its under massage. Obviously I know it's not the girl from the pic, but is it a real girl with GFE?

Thank in advance, if someone can answer quickly I will be forever grateful, trying to find something for soon!

[QUOTE=Milcanjose;3228744]Okay, who has actually tried this and can give me a confirmation?

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/incall-fit-petite-5-height-japanese-college-visiting-arrived-1-12-luv-frensh-kissing-n-touching/92316802[/URL]

They used to post her in escort, now its under massage. Obviously I know it's not the girl from the pic, but is it a real girl with GFE?

Thank in advance, if someone can answer quickly I will be forever grateful, trying to find something for soon![/QUOTE][URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-best-choice-attractive-asian-girl/92279812[/URL]

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;2397438]I've been to both types of MPs. Half hour standard is usually $50. And with AMPs $100 is the standard tip. Unless the chick is Viet And wants $120-$160. Latinas varies from $100-$120. But its the service I care about that's why I prefer Koreans over anyone else. They aim to please and more likely to give GFE if you treat them right.[/QUOTE]Do you know of any good LMP's?

[QUOTE=HipThrust247;3230747]Do you know of any good LMP's?[/QUOTE]The ones I like are out in Colton. I went to holistic on brookhurst once a couple years ago but didn't like it at all. Smoky, not that hot of Chicas, shit attutude. Someone else would know better for oc Lmps.

[QUOTE=Rntintheoc;3222905]HJ Places in walking distance:

Star Accupressure in the newly remodeled center with Starbucks, Dickies BBQ, Peppino's, etc.

Shiatsu Center behind Mimi's.

LF Body Care on Aspan.

Bio Therapy at Aspan / Muirlands.

Massage Center behind Philly's Best.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but check RM.[/QUOTE]Pro Massage is right there too. They had some cuties when they first opened. The last few times they were pigs so I haven't been for a while.

Quick question for the admins and fellowe mongers. Everytime I visit an AMP and like it then I always take their business card. Now my question is in order to make it easier for other people to find the place I found is it acceptable to post a picture of their business card. Just asking so I don't get deleted.

[blue]Shakey ground, if they advertise their address that's fine but how am I to know if they advertise their address?

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=BimmerBoy949;3193009]About to do a review on the mysterious Anna / An was there in October. There is a "An" or "Anna" same thing happened to me called and ask for "Anna" but was told no there wasn't. Later I came there then asked the girl in front to see Anna then she said it was her. Really confused the sh*t out of me but I was fine with it cause she was pretty good looking. Was wearing a nice dress. She has a tat use to work at a Cafe back in the day according to her, Early 30's maybe.[/QUOTE]This sounds like her. She was good times.

Can someone PM me the cross streets of F&C.

Thanks to the community of mongers for helping me pop my AMP cherry! Visited Lucky massage in Stanton, and paid. 35 for a half hour. Drew Vy, an attractive late 20's or early 30's Viet spinner with nice C cup MMs and a tight shaved pussy.

Started out with a decent massage and some small talk, on the flip moved on to a CBJ and CFS in RCG, CG, and doggy. After I was finished she cleaned me up and sent me on my way with a hug, a kiss, and an additional $ tip to her for services rendered.

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/%E2%80%BF-lucky-massage-grand-opening-pretty-girls-ready-4-u-714-983-1254-%E2%80%BF/93327002[/URL]

[QUOTE=HipThrust247;3230747]Do you know of any good LMP's?[/QUOTE]If your looking for Latinas try El Classificado magazine they have a website too. They are cheaper too. Hope you could speak a little spanish.

[QUOTE=CulpaFelix;3236102]Thanks to the community of mongers for helping me pop my AMP cherry! Visited Lucky massage in Stanton, and paid. 35 for a half hour. Drew Vy, an attractive late 20's or early 30's Viet spinner with nice C cup MMs and a tight shaved pussy.

Started out with a decent massage and some small talk, on the flip moved on to a CBJ and CFS in RCG, CG, and doggy. After I was finished she cleaned me up and sent me on my way with a hug, a kiss, and an additional $ tip to her for services rendered.

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/%E2%80%BF-lucky-massage-grand-opening-pretty-girls-ready-4-u-714-983-1254-%E2%80%BF/93327002[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow. I went her and only got a HJ and kissing. Different girl though. I will have to request DREW next time. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3236544]Wow. I went her and only got a HJ and kissing. Different girl though. I will have to request DREW next time. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Dude, the word drew was a verb. The name was Vy (Vee). Haha.

Just wondering everyone's thoughts on the AMP or LMP girls.

I've being mongering for awhile and my opinion is K Girls are simply the best all around. I tend to be most attracted to V girls, then K, C and then L. I'm just rally liking K girls.

I found a few places in the South Bay that has K girls. Here's what I find about them. Most are pretty with decent bodies. I haven't been denied FS, as they always offer it. And they usually don't ask about the tip and are always pleased with the amount I tip.

Thoughts?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3236879]Just wondering everyone's thoughts on the AMP or LMP girls.

I've being mongering for awhile and my opinion is K Girls are simply the best all around. I tend to be most attracted to V girls, then K, C and then L. I'm just rally liking K girls.

I found a few places in the South Bay that has K girls. Here's what I find about them. Most are pretty with decent bodies. I haven't been denied FS, as they always offer it. And they usually don't ask about the tip and are always pleased with the amount I tip.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]What spots do you visit in the South Bay?

Anyone been to New Spa Nassage in Cypress? I want try it but would like some info first.

Yesterday I decided to try a place I had not been to in a long time in Cypress. The name escapes me but it's on Ball near Walgreens.

In the past I had got HJ and also a CBJ from pretty young girls in their 20's. But never FS.

This trip I was hoping for FS or at least a CBJ.

The lady that took me to my room was also the masseuse. She was a cute V girl about 40. Not thin but not fat. She was very good at the massage and talked to me most of the time. Talking about her daytime job about mine and about our family's.

On the flip she was playing with the boys and the soldier. I asked for FS or a BJ and she said no we don't do that here. And pointed to the door which now has a peep hole. She did let me rain and suck the girls which were very nice. After the HE she continued to get to know me until the time ran out. She's divorced like me and asked if she could see me outside of that place. And sent me her number. After I left we exchanged several texts. She wants to meet up to eat and talk more. She said she had a regular job and only does massage for extra money. Anyone dated a massage girl? I'm not sure how I would feel about it.

I say go for it! What's the worst that can happen? She ask you for a bull after you duck her?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3241470]Yesterday I decided to try a place I had not been to in a long time in Cypress. The name escapes me but it's on Ball near Walgreens.

In the past I had got HJ and also a CBJ from pretty young girls in their 20's. But never FS.

This trip I was hoping for FS or at least a CBJ.

The lady that took me to my room was also the masseuse. She was a cute V girl about 40. Not thin but not fat. She was very good at the massage and talked to me most of the time. Talking about her daytime job about mine and about our family's.

On the flip she was playing with the boys and the soldier. I asked for FS or a BJ and she said no we don't do that here. And pointed to the door which now has a peep hole. She did let me rain and suck the girls which were very nice. After the HE she continued to get to know me until the time ran out. She's divorced like me and asked if she could see me outside of that place. And sent me her number. After I left we exchanged several texts. She wants to meet up to eat and talk more. She said she had a regular job and only does massage for extra money. Anyone dated a massage girl? I'm not sure how I would feel about it.[/QUOTE]

While there are certainly a lot of crazy massage girls, there are some fairly normal ones out there just trying to make a living. How do I know? I ran into one like this 10 years ago (in a Chinese house) and eventually married her. She quit the business of course and it has been the best thing I ever did. I have two other friends that did the same and both have been lucky too. Sometimes, if they have a regular job and have not been at it for years it is a possibility. But it is very rare. I know, I have heard all the stories and I was always careful not to get too involved with any of them. But then this one came along. And it has been a hell of a ride, no regrets.

Although I hardly ever post, I have been lurking on this board for at least 15 years. I just had to reply to this one.

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3241470]Yesterday I decided to try a place I had not been to in a long time in Cypress. The name escapes me but it's on Ball near Walgreens.

In the past I had got HJ and also a CBJ from pretty young girls in their 20's. But never FS.

This trip I was hoping for FS or at least a CBJ.

The lady that took me to my room was also the masseuse. She was a cute V girl about 40. Not thin but not fat. She was very good at the massage and talked to me most of the time. Talking about her daytime job about mine and about our family's.

On the flip she was playing with the boys and the soldier. I asked for FS or a BJ and she said no we don't do that here. And pointed to the door which now has a peep hole. She did let me rain and suck the girls which were very nice. After the HE she continued to get to know me until the time ran out. She's divorced like me and asked if she could see me outside of that place. And sent me her number. After I left we exchanged several texts. She wants to meet up to eat and talk more. She said she had a regular job and only does massage for extra money. Anyone dated a massage girl? I'm not sure how I would feel about it.[/QUOTE]

I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-&[/URL]#8419;-full-body-sensual-2-8419;-exotic-busty-girls-come-get-pamper-by-us-actual-pics-2-8419;/92746442.

Pics real??

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3241470]Yesterday I decided to try a place I had not been to in a long time in Cypress. The name escapes me but it's on Ball near Walgreens.

In the past I had got HJ and also a CBJ from pretty young girls in their 20's. But never FS.

This trip I was hoping for FS or at least a CBJ.

The lady that took me to my room was also the masseuse. She was a cute V girl about 40. Not thin but not fat. She was very good at the massage and talked to me most of the time. Talking about her daytime job about mine and about our family's.

On the flip she was playing with the boys and the soldier. I asked for FS or a BJ and she said no we don't do that here. And pointed to the door which now has a peep hole. She did let me rain and suck the girls which were very nice. After the HE she continued to get to know me until the time ran out. She's divorced like me and asked if she could see me outside of that place. And sent me her number. After I left we exchanged several texts. She wants to meet up to eat and talk more. She said she had a regular job and only does massage for extra money. Anyone dated a massage girl? I'm not sure how I would feel about it.[/QUOTE]It's behind the NY style food joint?

[QUOTE=Blake4587;3244232]I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?[/QUOTE]Yeah I got a suggestion: use the search function.

[QUOTE=Inboundhot;3245867][URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-&[/URL]#8419;-full-body-sensual-2-8419;-exotic-busty-girls-come-get-pamper-by-us-actual-pics-2-8419;/92746442.

Pics real??[/QUOTE]Hard to tell since that link no worky.

Lucky in Stanton has been closed for a while, anyone has an update?

Was there late afternoon, only saw one provider. Early / mid 40's? Fit asian girl. Face looks like she's had a hard life. Speaks english well. Not viet or Chinese. Some other south east asian. Good strong massage. FS for 1. 4.

Was there early evening Thursday. Only one girl working. Said her name is Angel. She said she works everyday. White / hispanic? Mid 20's. Chubby. 5'2" 36 D. Cute and eager. FS 1. 4.

Sonya / Tanya at Passion in Anaheim. Total model type! Good luck.

Anyone seen anyone else there? Besides her and the 40's /50's MMS?

[QUOTE=Blake4587;3244232]I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JerSeinfeld;3248763]Lucky in Stanton has been closed for a while, anyone has an update?[/QUOTE]Too many traffic there, so the shop is laying low under the radar.

Call to make an appointment.

[QUOTE=Blake4587;3244232]I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?[/QUOTE]Try Yuka or Megan, best blowjob ever!

[QUOTE=JerSeinfeld;3248793]Sonya / Tanya at Passion in Anaheim. Total model type! Good luck.

Anyone seen anyone else there? Besides her and the 40's /50's MMS?[/QUOTE]How old are they and do they offer FS? What is rate?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3236879]Just wondering everyone's thoughts on the AMP or LMP girls.

I've being mongering for awhile and my opinion is K Girls are simply the best all around. I tend to be most attracted to V girls, then K, C and then L. I'm just rally liking K girls.

I found a few places in the South Bay that has K girls. Here's what I find about them. Most are pretty with decent bodies. I haven't been denied FS, as they always offer it. And they usually don't ask about the tip and are always pleased with the amount I tip.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Last year, I did a girl at Miari Texas RLD in Seoul. Her service was one of the top 10 girls I've ever done. 60,000 KRW for 30 minutes BBFS. Closer to home, there are a few K girls working in the AMPs in Costa Mesa but definitely far less than the V & C.

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3250876]Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.[/QUOTE]Fair and Harbor in Costa Mesa, around 8 AMPs in the same building to choose from, the one at the back is a sure FS.

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3250876]Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.[/QUOTE]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!