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[QUOTE=Mmm5464;3749551]So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I can show up at my usual places and 9 out of 10 or better I'm leaving happy. I don't have to sit in some parking lot or on a side street wondering what happened to the * I can pretty much walk in whenever I want, no appointments, no texts, no shitty neighborhoods, no drama. Do I strike out? Not often enough for me to change my mind. Besides, I'm just a lazy fat guy that needs to get his rocks off and it does the trick for me.

Hunting has it almost right, just because I see BP and the SW shopping filled with crazies, I don't wonder why you do it. We all got to bust a nut sometimes and we all have things that trip our triggers. No judgement here, just not my thing.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3749779]I'm assuming you mean "massage" and I used to wonder that myself. But then I realized that the AMP guys probably think we SW / BP guys are nuts for taking all the risks we do. And a lot of times we don't up all that great ourselves. To each their own.

HS.[/QUOTE]Yes, my spelling is terrible.

I'm about 90% AMPs, 10% BP, 0% SW. Moving towards 95% AMPs. No drama, no risk of STD, I know what I"m getting most of the time, no risk of set up for robbery or other BS. For the most part, you more likely to get the time you pay for and usually very pleasant experience. To your point, everyone has their own thing. Just my two cents.

Safe hunting.

[QUOTE=Mmm5464;3749551]So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;3750204]I'm about 90% AMPs, 10% BP, 0% SW. Moving towards 95% AMPs. No drama, no risk of STD, I know what I"m getting most of the time, no risk of set up for robbery or other BS. For the most part, you more likely to get the time you pay for and usually very pleasant experience. To your point, everyone has their own thing. Just my two cents.

Safe hunting.[/QUOTE]I would prefer to be 100% high class escort, 0% BP and AMP but that is not the case. I feel 100% safe walking into a AMP, I might be nervous about service or if I'm going to get my moneys worth but I never worry about uncle LEO or getting my ass beat. I'm always a little nervous going to see a provider, because 80% or more have addiction issues, and with that there is a lot of uncertainty. But I have never gotten an extra at a AMP in Wisconsin. (Just tried my 1st out of state AMP and got offered extras immediately, didn't even get a massage, if you guys want me to post about it I will buy it was in Denver) I have not been able to get a BJ or FS at a Wisconsin AMP, so that leaves me to BP. But you are right, there is less BS at parlor forsure.

Alpha.

[QUOTE=Mmm5464;3749551]So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.[/QUOTE]When I'm in Wisconsin I go to the same AMP over and over again and see that same lady I've known for several years. Clean, no surprises, discounts, presents, good conversation. No STDs, make an appointment never have to wait more than 15 minutes. If I do I get cash back or a real gift certificate. The woman knows exactly how to hold it, grip it, where to put her thumb, and the pace of the stroke. BP and CL -- its about 95% addiction issues and you are dealing with criminals with long records. Many are high volume and your safety is not one of their concerns. A pal back in WI just got a visit from the police because he was on speed dial. A lot of the spa owners are part of the unofficial Chinese chamber of commerce. No drugs, no ripoffs, no drama. Its also about getting a good massage. Many AMPs provide zero extras. But somehow the massage keeps them in business. Its good for your health. A sexual release is good for your health. You go home, relax, you could care less about your wife nagging you. You didn't really cheat and you are not bringing home a present that sends you both to the doctor. You will not get one of those "hey baby, I'm jail" calls at 3 am. Even though some local spas take you to 3rd base, most of use know all we need to do is sit back and relax. If you really are in need of seeing and touching a 45 year old Chinese womans body under her clothes, you might as well just go to a strip club. There are many BP, CL, and walker experiences I truly regret. Ended up with all kinds of diseases both upstairs and down. They show up with runny noses, coughing, high, smelly ass, and dripping cum from the last guy. Scabs, zits on the ass, needle marks, bad breath, meth mouth, lizard skin, dirty clothes. Won't have to worry about that at an AMP.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3750443]When I'm in Wisconsin I go to the same AMP over and over again and see that same lady I've known for several years. Clean, no surprises, discounts, presents, good conversation. No STDs, make an appointment never have to wait more than 15 minutes. If I do I get cash back or a real gift certificate. The woman knows exactly how to hold it, grip it, where to put her thumb, and the pace of the stroke. BP and CL -- its about 95% addiction issues and you are dealing with criminals with long records. Many are high volume and your safety is not one of their concerns. A pal back in WI just got a visit from the police because he was on speed dial. A lot of the spa owners are part of the unofficial Chinese chamber of commerce. No drugs, no ripoffs, no drama. Its also about getting a good massage. Many AMPs provide zero extras. But somehow the massage keeps them in business. Its good for your health. A sexual release is good for your health. You go home, relax, you could care less about your wife nagging you. You didn't really cheat and you are not bringing home a present that sends you both to the doctor. You will not get one of those "hey baby, I'm jail" calls at 3 am. Even though some local spas take you to 3rd base, most of use know all we need to do is sit back and relax. If you really are in need of seeing and touching a 45 year old Chinese womans body under her clothes, you might as well just go to a strip club. There are many BP, CL, and walker experiences I truly regret. Ended up with all kinds of diseases both upstairs and down. They show up with runny noses, coughing, high, smelly ass, and dripping cum from the last guy. Scabs, zits on the ass, needle marks, bad breath, meth mouth, lizard skin, dirty clothes. Won't have to worry about that at an AMP.[/QUOTE]Where I'm at now I have access to about 40 AMPs. Anything from legit massage to FS with a stable of young Korean girls. I stick with a mid 50's Korean woman who runs a business. There is a work schedule in the break room that looks like one you might find in any store. She is married with kids. I've met her husband. She is allowed by her husband to give HEs. Period. No different that a female urologist. The hunt is and exciting part of the hobby. Like a house cat looking at birds out the window, my mind if full of birds. But I have taken ownership of myself and don't go outside risking getting hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Hunting now is looking at inmate rosters, FB pages, court records and seeing how all these BP and CL women are in such despair. Many of the women you think are so nice and go great are functional addicts. You think you are getting them off and they are have O's like they are on spanish fly. But they are all actresses (except there are a few who enjoy it). Don't think for one minute that a cute 22 year old spinner loves having a 60 year old fat guy using their body as their personal amusement park.

Its nice just being friends with my AMP provider, talking about real issues, and feeling useful helping out with business advice. Sometimes doing recon for her at other spas. A well run AMP avoids trafficked women and girls. The women will be licensed. The only difference is cultural where a HE is just part of the massage. Its more of medical procedure. No dirty talk, blowing on it, no topless. Maybe a somewhat sexy outfit but all the girls wear battle pants and a battle bra. I've hunted down a lot of providers and ended up with a lot of nasty stay cats. The little head was in charge and blind to trafficking, addiction, and disease. At some point reality kicks in. For those of you that this has not happened, you don't understand what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you will at some point.

[QUOTE=AlphaMke;3750223]I would prefer to be 100% high class escort, 0% BP and AMP but that is not the case. I feel 100% safe walking into a AMP, I might be nervous about service or if I'm going to get my moneys worth but I never worry about uncle LEO or getting my ass beat. I'm always a little nervous going to see a provider, because 80% or more have addiction issues, and with that there is a lot of uncertainty. But I have never gotten an extra at a AMP in Wisconsin. (Just tried my 1st out of state AMP and got offered extras immediately, didn't even get a massage, if you guys want me to post about it I will buy it was in Denver) I have not been able to get a BJ or FS at a Wisconsin AMP, so that leaves me to BP. But you are right, there is less BS at parlor forsure.

Alpha.[/QUOTE]100% true. I always go with high class unless I do my gauntlet thing every once in awhile to get the lower class girls out of the system.

Well here's why I choose AMPs. No burner phone needed, no need to make an appointment (so no back and forth about schedules) which means whenever I feel the itch. Very safe as far as LEO, theft, don't have to worry about something left in my vehicle to be found by LEO or s. O. And thanks to sites like this you can find ones that offer more than others. I'd take an old mamasan over a drug addicted SW any day. Sure an upscale traveling girl would be nice but again some of the above applies to that as well. They're not for everyone but they sure are convenient.

[QUOTE=DartMan;3751023]Well here's why I choose AMPs. No burner phone needed, no need to make an appointment (so no back and forth about schedules) which means whenever I feel the itch. Very safe as far as LEO, theft, don't have to worry about something left in my vehicle to be found by LEO or s. O. And thanks to sites like this you can find ones that offer more than others. I'd take an old mamasan over a drug addicted SW any day. Sure an upscale traveling girl would be nice but again some of the above applies to that as well. They're not for everyone but they sure are convenient.[/QUOTE]Some men need a higher level of risk and reward. When I was ignorant of the risks it was a lot more fun. Years of experience just meant more years of bad encounters. The calm of soft music, a comfortable and warm table beats goosenecking it I the no-tel on 27th St.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3750688]Where I'm at now I have access to about 40 AMPs. Anything from legit massage to FS with a stable of young Korean girls. I stick with a mid 50's Korean woman who runs a business. There is a work schedule in the break room that looks like one you might find in any store. She is married with kids. I've met her husband. She is allowed by her husband to give HEs. Period. No different that a female urologist. The hunt is and exciting part of the hobby. Like a house cat looking at birds out the window, my mind if full of birds. But I have taken ownership of myself and don't go outside risking getting hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Hunting now is looking at inmate rosters, FB pages, court records and seeing how all these BP and CL women are in such despair. Many of the women you think are so nice and go great are functional addicts. You think you are getting them off and they are have O's like they are on spanish fly. But they are all actresses (except there are a few who enjoy it). Don't think for one minute that a cute 22 year old spinner loves having a 60 year old fat guy using their body as their personal amusement park.

Its nice just being friends with my AMP provider, talking about real issues, and feeling useful helping out with business advice. Sometimes doing recon for her at other spas. A well run AMP avoids trafficked women and girls. The women will be licensed. The only difference is cultural where a HE is just part of the massage. Its more of medical procedure. No dirty talk, blowing on it, no topless. Maybe a somewhat sexy outfit but all the girls wear battle pants and a battle bra. I've hunted down a lot of providers and ended up with a lot of nasty stay cats. The little head was in charge and blind to trafficking, addiction, and disease. At some point reality kicks in. For those of you that this has not happened, you don't understand what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you will at some point.[/QUOTE][B]Midnight Sun[/B] Likes This Post!

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3750443]When I'm in Wisconsin I go to the same AMP over and over again and see that same lady I've known for several years. Clean, no surprises, discounts, presents, good conversation. No STDs, make an appointment never have to wait more than 15 minutes. If I do I get cash back or a real gift certificate. The woman knows exactly how to hold it, grip it, where to put her thumb, and the pace of the stroke. BP and CL -- its about 95% addiction issues and you are dealing with criminals with long records. Many are high volume and your safety is not one of their concerns. A pal back in WI just got a visit from the police because he was on speed dial. A lot of the spa owners are part of the unofficial Chinese chamber of commerce. No drugs, no ripoffs, no drama. Its also about getting a good massage. Many AMPs provide zero extras. But somehow the massage keeps them in business. Its good for your health. A sexual release is good for your health. You go home, relax, you could care less about your wife nagging you. You didn't really cheat and you are not bringing home a present that sends you both to the doctor. You will not get one of those "hey baby, I'm jail" calls at 3 am. Even though some local spas take you to 3rd base, most of use know all we need to do is sit back and relax. If you really are in need of seeing and touching a 45 year old Chinese womans body under her clothes, you might as well just go to a strip club. There are many BP, CL, and walker experiences I truly regret. Ended up with all kinds of diseases both upstairs and down. They show up with runny noses, coughing, high, smelly ass, and dripping cum from the last guy. Scabs, zits on the ass, needle marks, bad breath, meth mouth, lizard skin, dirty clothes. Won't have to worry about that at an AMP.[/QUOTE]Lefty you romantic softie you! Reading the above has me running off to the bathroom to take a long hot shower! Love the English language I do. Hose them down in the backyard first.

Hey, anyone seen Corrie (I think that's her name?) who used to give the massage with the breastfeeding / BJ recently?

What up my bros. Looking for a good spot to get a good message. Maybe a little extra as long as the service is good I don't mind tipping. If it ain't to much PM me why'all.

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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Seriously? You actually think they would do that? Why? No matter what anybody says to them they couldn't use it nor any info that they gleaned from it in court. They certainly don't need you guys to point them at chicks,
they knew who was selling pussy long before anybody here wrote about it.

All you really succeeding in doing was running off a potential new member and getting my attention in the worst possible way.

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[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

And you,

Hope it was worth what it cost you guys, cops do not do this shit.

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