Need Some Quick Advice Please
I'm looking for a real massage with a HE any suggestions. I'm trying to leave in the next hour or two.
For the Holidays Sedona Relaxation has a little gift for ya.
Just to mix things up for the holidays we decided to get two new Relaxation Jewels for ya.
All the way from Japan is Akika 26- standing about 5'4 with long black silky hair and a medium build. Not to skinny and not to fat. Ya know just right and of course Japanese my favorite.
And to warm your soul up we have some CoCo for ya. She is 22 very short with a hot looking Emo kind of thing going on. Super sexy and very sweet 4 sure. Anyway figured this would be a nice little Christmas gift for ya if your passing through Macon.
Happy Holidays,
Moe
Oasis not all that it's advertised to be
Just for laughs, this afternoon I printed off a four-color copy of their internet ad and headed over to Oasis spa. I walked in and showed the mamasan the ad and pointed to the girl I wanted to see, a beautiful Asian girl who was spilling out of her bikini top.
The mamasan looked up at me and frowned. 'She no here today. '
'Maybe I should come back tomorrow, ' I said.
'She not back tomorrow. She on vacation. '
I pointed to another girl in the ad, a real stunner whose panties barely covered her ass. 'How about her? '
'She not here either. '
This was surprising news. 'Maybe she's on vacation with this girl, ' I suggested.
Apparently, none of the girls in the ad were working today. Instead, after I waited in the room about five minutes, this skinny, thoroughly unattractive 40-year-old woman dressed like a 14-year-old girl showed up. The internet ad was obviously just a big, fake tease. On my way to the exit, the mamasam ragged at me in pidgin English about wasting her time. She also complained that I had plugged up her toilet, which was true enough.
Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.
On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy.
I probably wouldn't repeat or recommend, but if you like large fake cans and a reasonably accommodating attitude at low, low prices, Jade may be your gal.