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[QUOTE=OrZammar;5547385]Saw this on TER so just letting why'all know that this links to Ultimate Companions, which is a confirmed scam.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/luana-6678420131-363080[/URL]

If you search "Ultimate" in this thread you'll find that whole confirmation detailed from around Sep 2020.[/QUOTE]I saw this and am curious. The weird part is she has two reviews from it seems like credible posters. I remember the fake reviews always following the same format and ending with "then I tipped her $400" on top of the fee in the ad. The girl would not be the one in the pics plus she'd ask for more before doing anything. I wonder what the deal is.

[QUOTE=Gotlua;5547501]I saw this and am curious. The weird part is she has two reviews from it seems like credible posters. I remember the fake reviews always following the same format and ending with "then I tipped her $400" on top of the fee in the ad. The girl would not be the one in the pics plus she'd ask for more before doing anything. I wonder what the deal is.[/QUOTE]One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.

[QUOTE=OrZammar;5547385]Saw this on TER so just letting why'all know that this links to Ultimate Companions, which is a confirmed scam.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/luana-6678420131-363080[/URL]

If you search "Ultimate" in this thread you'll find that whole confirmation detailed from around Sep 2020.[/QUOTE]I texted the number in the ad. She didn't want to discuss services and said for me just to tell her a time to show up. There was no screening which is another red flag. I contacted one of the reviewers and he confirmed he got bare anal with her.

I am starting to not trust TER reviews they don't do any policing of fake reviews.

[QUOTE=OrZammar;5547871]One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.[/QUOTE]Even though there were a boatload of obvious red flags, I decided to reach out based on the reviews. She asked for a deposit and that was the nail in the coffin for me. Stay away boys.

[QUOTE=OrZammar;5547871]One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.[/QUOTE]Which reviewer? I recognize some names from each reviewer's list. They also have some "poor" reviews in there too.

Regardless, if she's asking for deposit now though, that's enough of a red flag by itself.

[QUOTE=Wozzydd;5547986]Even though there were a boatload of obvious red flags, I decided to reach out based on the reviews. She asked for a deposit and that was the nail in the coffin for me. Stay away boys.[/QUOTE]If they need a pre meet deposit they WILL rip you off. I'm 260 lbs, hairy, male and bearded and I can post a hot pic and take your money and not meet you or fuck you too. Stop being stupid. Common sense is the weightiest currency in this hobby.

[QUOTE=OrZammar;5547871]One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.[/QUOTE]I've been a VIP member of TER for a dozen years. When there are only a couple of reviews for a provider I always check out the member's other reviews. If it's the only review it's totally suspect. I'm suspicious of reviewers who have reviews scattered throughout the country, those who always give high ratings and those who review only girls from a specific service. The best of the fake reviewers throw in a bad review now and then because otherwise eights and nines for everyone is suspicious (some guys tend to give only 8's to 10's for every girl they review). I place the most reliability on reviewers who primarily review in the DMV area and have reviewed a provider that I've also seen. Some guys write fake reviews so the don't have to pay VIP fees. Others are paid to review. I seldom have had to pay VIP fees because I write reviews often enough. Despite it's limitations, TER is good because all facets of a providers performance are reviewed, at lest initially. TER asks the most important questions, for me at least: Blow Job, with or without condom? Kiss, with or without tongue? Touch pussy, inside or outside? Lick pussy, yes or no? Anal, yes, no or don't know? Rimming, give or receive? It takes some experience to recognize authentic reviews, which I estimate at about 80% of reviews posted on TER (unlike Erotic Monkey which I estimate to be about 80% fake). I often lament the lack of specificity on THIS forum but I still get about half my good information here. I often have to PM members to get specifics and am at times frustrated (when and if I get a response), with the same lack of performance specifics. Too many of us on this forum tend to review providers with generalities like "I had a good time" or "got a BJ" or (the worst), "I had a great dream. We're all different but my must haves are: DFK, BBBJ, FIV and DATY. Otherwise, it's a pass.

[QUOTE=UncleHank;5534686]I was interested in booking an FBSM with Kinsey, but even though we're both on P411 she wanted the whole enchilada of PII. I'm generally able to think with my big head so politely declined. P411 is becoming just another advertising site for some ladies. I'm willing to sacrifice variety to keep seeing regulars that are happy to not know everything about me, just what's in my wallet that day.

Edited to add: Seems like its mostly younger girls that are requiring PII, deposits, stupid shit like that. Probably the entitlement that comes with being young, hot, and never having been told no makes them think they deserve anything they demand. Dont put up with this nonsense.[/QUOTE]It's her assistant not her. Ever since Kinsey got an assistant, booking has been extremely invasive and like trying to apply for a top secret security clearance. When she was personally handling her appointments, P411 was good enough.

I received a recommendation from this board to see Joyce. So I rtff and said to myself why not.

Simple set up by text. Arrived, got the room number. She was waiting at the door. Her neighbor was at her door too LOL. Not the warmest greeting but we were new to each other so understandable.

Put down the donation and got prepared. I told her want I wanted and we proceed. Pretty standard stuff from me so no push back from her. I get the feeling she doesn't have much in the way of limits but I kept it pretty vanilla.

Finished up. Cleaned me up, sorta. Paper towel clean up. And then she offered a massage. Actually a decent massage and one of the best foot massages ever.

Abruptly finished up. Got dressed and bidded each other goodbye.

Definitely an experience. Would I repeat. Maybe.

I got some of the quirkiness but not as over the top as some I have read LOL.

[QUOTE=MiRoad;5548596]I've been a VIP member of TER for a dozen years. When there are only a couple of reviews for a provider I always check out the member's other reviews. If it's the only review it's totally suspect. I'm suspicious of reviewers who have reviews scattered throughout the country, those who always give high ratings and those who review only girls from a specific service. The best of the fake reviewers throw in a bad review now and then because otherwise eights and nines for everyone is suspicious (some guys tend to give only 8's to 10's for every girl they review). I place the most reliability on reviewers who primarily review in the DMV area and have reviewed a provider that I've also seen. Some guys write fake reviews so the don't have to pay VIP fees. Others are paid to review. I seldom have had to pay VIP fees because I write reviews often enough. Despite it's limitations, TER is good because all facets of a providers performance are reviewed, at lest initially. TER asks the most important questions, for me at least: Blow Job, with or without condom? Kiss, with or without tongue? Touch pussy, inside or outside? Lick pussy, yes or no? Anal, yes, no or don't know? Rimming, give or receive? It takes some experience to recognize authentic reviews, which I estimate at about 80% of reviews posted on TER (unlike Erotic Monkey which I estimate to be about 80% fake). I often lament the lack of specificity on THIS forum but I still get about half my good information here. I often have to PM members to get specifics and am at times frustrated (when and if I get a response), with the same lack of performance specifics. Too many of us on this forum tend to review providers with generalities like "I had a good time" or "got a BJ" or (the worst), "I had a great dream. We're all different but my must haves are: DFK, BBBJ, FIV and DATY. Otherwise, it's a pass.[/QUOTE]Seems like the latest TER review confirmed the worst. He gave I'd and deposit and then they asked him for more money or they would expose him to his Facebook friends. Very nasty. Apparently, they are also looking to go after anyone who has left a 'real' review.

Any good submissive no drama dreams in Reston, Va? Here for a few days. Thanks. Can trade Hampton Roads info.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;5548980]I received a recommendation from this board to see Joyce. So I rtff and said to myself why not.

Simple set up by text. Arrived, got the room number. She was waiting at the door. Her neighbor was at her door too LOL. Not the warmest greeting but we were new to each other so understandable.

Put down the donation and got prepared. I told her want I wanted and we proceed. Pretty standard stuff from me so no push back from her. I get the feeling she doesn't have much in the way of limits but I kept it pretty vanilla.

Finished up. Cleaned me up, sorta. Paper towel clean up. And then she offered a massage. Actually a decent massage and one of the best foot massages ever.

Abruptly finished up. Got dressed and bidded each other goodbye.

Definitely an experience. Would I repeat. Maybe.

I got some of the quirkiness but not as over the top as some I have read LOL.[/QUOTE]Joyce is a person that wants you to be satisfied. If she takes your money she will do almost anything to make sure your are happy. She is not really good with her BJ skills or other positions. I had a lot better. But if you are into 69 then you will get in Joyce's Zone. Be prepare to be in that position for a long time. Joyce's time. She will make very loud cat-like sounds. Her body will get so wet that you can slide your hands all over her body. She will push and grind you and will not let you go until she comes. My routine with her is to have her come twice. After, the first round, I just caress her body and let her take a little break and I start again until she comes again. Very brave, I think, because she is so loud that I am sure people from the rooms are having a great time listening. I tried, to see her but she told me is shaved now and I like my natural. So, if you guys have any good leads to Natural providers, PM please.

I just noticed that Miranda Wong has added a face pic on her P411 page.

[URL]https://www.preferred411.com/P97892[/URL]

Can anyone confirm that it's accurate? Is Miranda and Veena the same person? If not, look similar?

[QUOTE=Cachito123;5550810]Joyce is a person that wants you to be satisfied. If she takes your money she will do almost anything to make sure your are happy. She is not really good with her BJ skills or other positions. I had a lot better. But if you are into 69 then you will get in Joyce's Zone. Be prepare to be in that position for a long time. Joyce's time. She will make very loud cat-like sounds. Her body will get so wet that you can slide your hands all over her body. She will push and grind you and will not let you go until she comes. My routine with her is to have her come twice. After, the first round, I just caress her body and let her take a little break and I start again until she comes again. Very brave, I think, because she is so loud that I am sure people from the rooms are having a great time listening. I tried, to see her but she told me is shaved now and I like my natural. So, if you guys have any good leads to Natural providers, PM please.[/QUOTE]Can you provide the link where Joyce listed her contact info?

[QUOTE=Alien988;5549426]Seems like the latest TER review confirmed the worst. He gave I'd and deposit and then they asked him for more money or they would expose him to his Facebook friends. Very nasty. Apparently, they are also looking to go after anyone who has left a 'real' review.[/QUOTE]I saw the review from the guy who was scammed. At least he had the balls to write the screaming, denouncing review. However, anyone who sends an up-front deposit and also provides an ID is likely to get what he got. Thinking with the little head that way will get get you fucked, but not laid. The link to ultimatecompanion. [URL]escortbook.com[/URL], a reported scam site, along with the other two suspect (and no doubt fake) TER reviews were also red flags. I know some guys are providing IDs but only to agencies that have been well reviewed here. I did once, but blocked out my last name, address and license number - it was accepted. In more decades of mongering than I care to admit I've never given an up-front deposit. It's a guaranteed ripoff.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/67299383[/URL]

Any visits to this lady?

I went to meet a few months back but I ended up not connecting at the last minute. I thought she was fake. Yet she still posts.

She advertises Greek play. Any help?

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;5551374][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/67299383[/URL]

Any visits to this lady?

I went to meet a few months back but I ended up not connecting at the last minute. I thought she was fake. Yet she still posts.

She advertises Greek play. Any help?[/QUOTE]She's nice and had no gag reflex at all. Dreamed of a qv witch bbjwcof for 80.

[QUOTE=SmileOnWaves;5551159]Can you provide the link where Joyce listed her contact info?[/QUOTE]She does not advertise.

646 XXX4075.

I had a great time with Hazel from AG a couple days ago. Discreet apartment location. A woman in her 30's greeted me behind the door. Its definitely the girl in the pics. However, as is to be expected, she's a little older than she appears in her pics. Also, she's a little thicker in the middle but nice large breasts. Headed back to the room, kissing and then shower. She was playful, with plenty of hands on action, body slide and preview BJ. Back to the room where she used her nice size tits to tease johnny before moving on to a very good BBBJ. Then I had her climb on top for DATY then moved on to cg and finished in mish. Her service was very good, very friendly and accommodating.

Saw her about two weeks ago. Ad is pretty close to how she looks like. Add 15 lbs and that's her. She was very willing to do anything $80 for a qv Gives great head and really got into it while taking it from behind. Pretty typical hotel in-call.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;5551374[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/67299383[/URL]

Any visits to this lady?

I went to meet a few months back but I ended up not connecting at the last minute. I thought she was fake. Yet she still posts.

She advertises Greek play. Any help?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeHat58;5541853][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/bellevue/12867527.html[/URL]

Saw this girl today. Incredibly sexy. Good sized man mades that were too big for her frame. But I didn't complain. If you like zero fat and being able to feel a rib cage, in a good way, this is for you. I'd guess 25 yr old.

Initial text mentioned dfk, rim, cim, none of which happened, yet, miraculously, I'm still not too mad because she was so hot and the FS was very nice.[/QUOTE]Is this her? [URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2552215[/URL].

Just wondering cause the pics look a little different but can't really tell. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Roger1201;5553793]Is this her? [URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2552215[/URL].

Just wondering cause the pics look a little different but can't really tell. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Great looking, very hot Thai girl. Unfortunately, she doesn't deliver what she promises. Lots of reviews on the oThER site.

[QUOTE=Roger1201;5553793]Is this her? [URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2552215[/URL].

Just wondering cause the pics look a little different but can't really tell. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the same gal, accurate pics. Reviews are accurate. Had a recent dream, extremely hot provider. But rushed and only service was being a starfish. Dream was worth it for me once cause that's my type, but would not repeat, my hand would be better service imo.

Anyone ever have dream of big feet? Size 9 or above?

[QUOTE=BigPoppa2308;5267492]I have had a number of disappointments with Brazilians. There has only been a couple of exceptions but in general it has always gone just like yours. You were basically given a SS at a premium price considering you went in 10 minutes late. Thanks for TOFTT.[/QUOTE]What a shame. I was searching her out as she will be in my area of Illinois soon. [URL]https://yourvipmodels.escortbook.com/model-mariah-mendoza-32126[/URL].

If it's no DFK, barely having fun with the fun bags, then NO. But I have had great success with the Brazilians when Touring Girls Dot Com was around and my link above seems to be a replacement for them in many ways. They were the hottest ladies on the planet, offering a full hour of nonstop fun with most all the extras. But I love that this forum saves me premium bucks on not-so-premium ladies. It is too bad, she's dripping hot.

Went to go see her from the positive TER reviews. I swear the reviews are fake. Looks nothing like the pics especially the video. Her face is her but prob needs to add 20 pounds at least. Ended up walking out which I rarely do.

[URL]https://www.moonpalace.club/[/URL]

Discreet location in Tyson's. Arranged to meet with Ami. Very sweet Japanese with smooth curves and nice naturals. We undressed together and then headed to shower. This was only negative as there was visible mold at the bottom of the shower curtain and smelled as such. Her English is limited but enough to get points across. During shower she asked if I liked when she was rubbing from behind and she soaped extra and was reaching through to the front. After shower started off face down on the bed with her kissing and rubbing her nice size naturals on my back and backside. Proceeded to rimming and milking and then flipped for BBBJ. I had her ride my face for a bit. Nice smooth kitty. Next put cover on for some CG and then switch to mish where I popped. Nice after care and then shower and left. Very sweet and accommodating.

[URL]https://www.moonpalace.club/[/URL]

Anyone got experience? Look decent.

[QUOTE=Cachito123;5550810]Joyce is a person that wants you to be satisfied. If she takes your money she will do almost anything to make sure your are happy. She is not really good with her BJ skills or other positions. I had a lot better. But if you are into 69 then you will get in Joyce's Zone. Be prepare to be in that position for a long time. Joyce's time. She will make very loud cat-like sounds. Her body will get so wet that you can slide your hands all over her body. She will push and grind you and will not let you go until she comes. My routine with her is to have her come twice. After, the first round, I just caress her body and let her take a little break and I start again until she comes again. Very brave, I think, because she is so loud that I am sure people from the rooms are having a great time listening. I tried, to see her but she told me is shaved now and I like my natural. So, if you guys have any good leads to Natural providers, PM please.[/QUOTE]I have seen her several times, and her menu is quite varied. The most consistent things are her liberal use of mouthwash and her liking to cum in 69. She is a popular professional provider who prefers peppermint penis while her pussy is pleasured.

[QUOTE=Oldfart69;5556630]I have seen her several times, and her menu is quite varied. The most consistent things are her liberal use of mouthwash and her liking to cum in 69. She is a popular professional provider who prefers peppermint penis while her pussy is pleasured.[/QUOTE]I have dreamed of Joyce 4 or 5 times.

Start with blue toast.

Assisted shower with detailed wash. Every crevice.

69 only once. Not my thing but quite good.

I usually offer her a massage to get going-this may be why fewer 69.

She will take good care of you.

[QUOTE=FredDoc;5556102]Discreet location in Tyson's. Arranged to meet with Ami. Very sweet Japanese with smooth curves and nice naturals. We undressed together and then headed to shower. This was only negative as there was visible mold at the bottom of the shower curtain and smelled as such. Her English is limited but enough to get points across. During shower she asked if I liked when she was rubbing from behind and she soaped extra and was reaching through to the front. After shower started off face down on the bed with her kissing and rubbing her nice size naturals on my back and backside. Proceeded to rimming and milking and then flipped for BBBJ. I had her ride my face for a bit. Nice smooth kitty. Next put cover on for some CG and then switch to mish where I popped. Nice after care and then shower and left. Very sweet and accommodating.

[URL]https://www.moonpalace.club/[/URL][/QUOTE]Out of my price range. By a lot.

Glad you had a good time.

[QUOTE=Cachito123;5552215]She does not advertise.

646 XXX4075.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-escort-washington-dc-55934[/URL]

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-escort-washington-dc-60524[/URL]

Two. Listings. 2 different numbers.

[QUOTE=FredDoc;5556102]Discreet location in Tyson's. Arranged to meet with Ami. Very sweet Japanese with smooth curves and nice naturals. We undressed together and then headed to shower. This was only negative as there was visible mold at the bottom of the shower curtain and smelled as such. Her English is limited but enough to get points across. During shower she asked if I liked when she was rubbing from behind and she soaped extra and was reaching through to the front. After shower started off face down on the bed with her kissing and rubbing her nice size naturals on my back and backside. Proceeded to rimming and milking and then flipped for BBBJ. I had her ride my face for a bit. Nice smooth kitty. Next put cover on for some CG and then switch to mish where I popped. Nice after care and then shower and left. Very sweet and accommodating.

[URL]https://www.moonpalace.club/[/URL][/QUOTE]Site advertises her as 4'6. Is that her actual height?

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;5556714]Out of my price range. By a lot.

Glad you had a good time.[/QUOTE]I have never found GFE with BBBJ with a hot Asian chick incall for less than her 200 price tag. What am I missing? How is she out of any reasonable range by a lot?

No insult intended! Just wondering if there is an entire $100 GFE market I am missing out on.

[QUOTE=Shier;5557575]Site advertises her as 4'6. Is that her actual height?[/QUOTE]Ami is probably more like 5'2.

I had Milin on my radar for awhile and finally pulled the trigger today. As it turns out, I shouldn't have loaded the gun to begin to with.

I was greeted by a young girl in her mid 20's. As she says "If its not the girl in the pics, you can walk out". Well she lives up to her tagline, as its definitely her in the pics, exactly as she appears in her photos. She's slim, no fat at all. She offered a shower, which I took. I came out and went to back to the room but she wasn't there. She was in the kitchen. From what I could hear, she was busy preparing lunch. After 3-4 min, she came back and we got down to business. She has nice b cups, although I couldn't tell if they were natural or manmade. She had me lay down, where she gave a CBJ. I much prefer a bbj, but oh well. I could tell by the way she was attacking the head of the mushroom tip that she wanted to end this quick. She climbed on top for cg and began to attack me like a jackhammer. I asked her to slow down, which she did. We moved to lotus and then finished in mish. Afterwards, she went back to the kitchen and came back like 5 minutes later. We got dressed and I was out the door. I had scheduled 40 min but when I checked the time it had only been 25 min. It was a very meh session and I won't repeat.

There was no kissing at all and she would position her head in a way so that I couldn't have kissed her even if I wanted to. She would also move away if I tried to suck on her titties. I did manage to suck on them a bit though. She's very pretty and friendly but she's not GFE. That's not necessarily a problem, I've seen providers who aren't GFE and still had a good time. The problem is that she's charging 240. No way is the service she gave 240. At most its 150. For 240 I could have gone to AG or CP and gotten way better service. She was more focused on what she was going to have for lunch than on me. Shit, I could have seen Sira instead of this chick. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

240/ hr.

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Keep Pumpin !!

A escort can create a profile on Eroticmonkey so someone can review her there but that isn't advertising like with Escortbabylon or Skipthegames where they can post their ad multiple times a day.

But an escort can get some very nice exposure because when someone does review the escort on them, their profile jumps to the top of the page in their respective metro area. Around here, they could be in the top 10-15 escorts reviewed on erotic monkey for 2-3 days. If the review is submitted on a Wednesday, that review will normally stay among the top 10-15 maybe until Tuesday of the following week because they don't update the reviews over the weekend. And them does get a good deal of traffic.

If you want some brownie points tell your escort friends to create a profile on eroticmonkey and then you can review them there. They should get a few or a lots calls they would have never received that should lead to more business for them.

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;5557550][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-escort-washington-dc-55934[/URL]

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-escort-washington-dc-60524[/URL]

Two. Listings. 2 different numbers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;5556714]Out of my price range. By a lot.

Glad you had a good time.[/QUOTE]Are you not paying 1. 6 for a HHR with Joyce? 0. 4 more is nothing for GFE with a much younger girl.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;5551374[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/67299383[/URL]

Any visits to this lady?

I went to meet a few months back but I ended up not connecting at the last minute. I thought she was fake. Yet she still posts.

She advertises Greek play. Any help?[/QUOTE]Quick use of the Search Thread button will provide this review (post #13686). I didn't realize Greek was on the menu. She had just picked up a kitten that week, so if any of you have allergies, keep that in mind.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3960-Escort-Reports&p=5473121[/URL]#post5473121.

I really want to try this one, but I'm always hesitant with new providers. Anybody got some Intel?

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/female-escorts/1949500[/URL]