Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SuperDirty;5971392]Brothers,

Visiting DC soon and totally unfamiliar with the area. If I visit one of the AMPs in GB or nearby and want only TS, HJ, prostate exam, lots of breast play and a Russian finish, can I find that? Or am I going to get scolded out of the establishment? I understand these are mostly FS providers and expect a certain amount for their time, I just don't need BJ or FS. I also don't mind paying for what I need, just don't want to upset the curve for the rest of you. Where might I look? Personality / tease / thick bod / big naturals much more important than age /"hotness."

(sorry for x-post w / nova.).

Many thanks,

Dirty.[/QUOTE]Check the NOVA board. For all things Big Titty, book and make the extra drive with Thai Tara. Standing shower only but she got in with me after for some soapy grab azz.

I stopped into RS to see Lexi today and was pretty happy overall, with some personal caveats.

For the intro Lexi seemed pretty business-like, and this continued through the TS, which covered the basics, but nothing special. I wasn't too worried as I have learned over the years that a good TS usually means a good session, and a bad TS could mean anything. Back in the room I asked for the massage after, which she was fine with.

I have to agree with Unsunghero's overall impressions. I thought Lexi had a great figure, with just enough extra meat to make her interesting, but still firm. She also has rather fabulous small B's that she encourages you to enjoy. Her business-like demeanor is really a somewhat quiet and sweet personality.

The massage at the end was one of the better I've had in my AMP career, which leaves the session. There was a lot to like about the session with a couple caveats. I was tired, which was creating some issues, and Lexi is pretty snug, so finishing CFS was not to happen. However Lexi is very service oriented and was unfazed. We switched gears for a pretty decent finish.

My main issue is a personal thing. I really like DATY (I can do without FIV), and Lexi wasn't thrilled about that, so I didn't push the issue. To help me along to my ultimate finish, she gave me a glove and lube for the rest and I played while she played, and all was well.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;5971472]Check the NOVA board. For all things Big Titty, book and make the extra drive with Thai Tara. Standing shower only but she got in with me after for some soapy grab azz.[/QUOTE]What is the damage with Tara?

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5969941]Being nice can really pay dividends even if that is not what you are looking for. A few years back I visited a place that was known for HJs. Over half the ladies would give BBBJs after a couple visits. A few ladies would allow CFS after more visits. My favorite provided a great BBBJ, but let you know you would never get FS.

One day I came to see her and I could tell she was really upset. She was just not her normal happy bubbly fun self. I asked what was wrong. She said the previous customer insisted on CFS and tried to rape her. The MMS had to help her fight the guy off and send him on his way. I said I was sorry that happened and forget the session. We can sit and talk. We can sit and cuddle. You can lay down and I will give you a massage. You can even lay down, take a nap and I will wake you up just before my time is up. It is totally up to you.

She gave me a big smile and her whole attitude instantly changed. She told me to lay down. I said no, I can get dressed and you can relax. She again told me to lay down. She started teasing me and then whispered in my ear, will you lick me? I did DATY and then she had me lay down again for a BBBJ. After a few minutes of BBBJ, she then surprised me by asking if I had a condom with me? I asked why? You said I would never get FS. She said always the gentleman. She then saddled me and said I hope you do not mind before putting me in bare. I warned her when I was ready to pop, but she kept riding me.

After she cleaned me up and we were getting dressed, I gave her 140 for FS instead of the 80 for a BBBJ. She returned 60 and said the rest was her choice and on her. She said to bring a condom next time. I would give her my condom on future visits, but she would not use it. She would hand it back to me when we were dressing and say we will use it next time, but we never did. She did however take 140 on future visits. I was sad when she decided to move on.

Treat the ladies nicely and like a gentleman and the ladies will normally take very good care of you. You may even get a big surprise like I did.[/QUOTE]I think I know who you talking about. That the old days. Wish I know where she went too and some of the ex ladies there. If we talking about the right lady. I usually visit her 3-4 times a month. She was that great.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;5972035]What is the damage with Tara?[/QUOTE]I don't remeber exactly but I got hands, feet and an hour for 250 ish. King treatment 100%.

Any new girls in the rotation? Is Asia still there? I recall a few negative posts on her recently.

[QUOTE=LoveDemAzn;5972206]I think I know who you talking about. That the old days. Wish I know where she went too and some of the ex ladies there. If we talking about the right lady. I usually visit her 3-4 times a month. She was that great.[/QUOTE]I also think that I know who Syntor was talking about. A few years ago I was with the legendary Bebe and after our session she called several ladies to come over and say hi to me. At that time I still had a huge hard on and was surprised when all those ladies showed up in the room. I took a towel to try to cover my huge erection. The ladies started to laugh and the lady that Syntor refers to came over and pulled the towel to take a look at junior. She then said "Oh I'll take care of you." Then they left and Bebe told me that I should try that lady because she had the right touch. I did not followed Bebe's advice and never asked for that lady. I had read the reviews on her and all that her customers mentioned is that she only offered a HJ. If I go to an AMP I want to get a BJ and FS so I never asked for that lady. Good luck and take care.

[QUOTE=Nyyfan;5972819]I also think that I know who Syntor was talking about. A few years ago I was with the legendary Bebe and after our session she called several ladies to come over and say hi to me. At that time I still had a huge hard on and was surprised when all those ladies showed up in the room. I took a towel to try to cover my huge erection. The ladies started to laugh and the lady that Syntor refers to came over and pulled the towel to take a look at junior. She then said "Oh I'll take care of you." Then they left and Bebe told me that I should try that lady because she had the right touch. I did not followed Bebe's advice and never asked for that lady. I had read the reviews on her and all that her customers mentioned is that she only offered a HJ. If I go to an AMP I want to get a BJ and FS so I never asked for that lady. Good luck and take care.[/QUOTE]I saw the lady quite a bit even though she did not offer FS. I wanted CFS, but her BBBJ was top notch so I kept going back. Once I started getting the special treatment from my kind act, I mainly visited her. I went to Greenbelt for FS when she was on vacation. Unfortunately she moved on and I switched to GB AMPs. It seems to always work out that way when you find ladies and places you like. There were two places I liked in Columbia, Missouri a number of years before I moved here. One place had very nice looking older Asian ladies. The other place was basically an old fashioned cathouse. It had a line-up with at least a dozen ladies on Friday, Saturday and Sunday and up to 20 was not uncommon. They had just about anything you wanted. Unfortunately Columbia got a new mayor who closed all the places with more than one lady working. That left three places with only a grandma working.

I asked her for bbj service and had the donations in hand. Lots of reviews confirmed that was a thing she offered in NYC and Bellevue wa. She politely declined but was still absolutely gorgeous and had a pretty good attitude. Reviews from another board from a contributor named Phulload and others reported bbj but not BBFS service with her. Some lamented the lack of BBFS b / c it was common there. In any event rare gems are rare and I hope to see her again. Does anyone know if she is still in the area?

[QUOTE=PootyLover;5973375]I asked her for bbj service and had the donations in hand. Lots of reviews confirmed that was a thing she offered in NYC and Bellevue wa. She politely declined but was still absolutely gorgeous and had a pretty good attitude. Reviews from another board from a contributor named Phulload and others reported bbj but not BBFS service with her. Some lamented the lack of BBFS b / c it was common there. In any event rare gems are rare and I hope to see her again. Does anyone know if she is still in the area?[/QUOTE]I think the "lots of reviews" was actually very limited, with all due respect. I saw her a second time a week or so again with a similar experience. I had plenty of cash, and she declined; I believe she'd BBBJ with me if she was open to it, we had 2 great covered fuck and suck sessions. She was annoyed with the BB rumors. Treat her well, dudes!

First time doing a AMP. I pulled up to the place and I drive around the area once just to make sure everything was safe. Walked up to the first door and I knocked (which probably made it seem like I was new), realized it was open and made it inside. Greeted by MMS and she sat me in a room. Waited no longer than 2 min. Took me to my room and was told to undress and lay on the table. I stripped down and laid down naked and waited. Not a minute later Kayla walks in. The way she looks you'd think she's late 20's early 30's about 5'3 with b cups breast. Right there I paid house fee and tip altogether for HR and FS. Started with TS, being my first time with all of this it was really good and she was real handsy (played with my dick a lot). Then off to the massage. Her hands felt good, she did about everything and was very attentive. Halfway through I really wanted to get started but I just let her do her thing. When she was done I flipped over and she got on top and started teasing me which was excellent. During the tease she was licking and sucking my balls while jacking me off a bit which was top notch. Started with CBJ and then CG, she's so small I picked her up and did a stand and carry, then finished with mish. When done she cleaned me up good and started to get dressed. When leaving I saw 2 other girls working a tall one and one the same size maybe a bit shorter than Kayla. Who's the one that's Kayla size she looked older maybe in the 40's but honestly cuter than Kayla in a older way, I would love to check her out when visiting again. Damage was $200.

Overall 9.5/10 from the location to how quick you get in with a girl and just the overall looks and service of the girls. I'd definitely recommend CA.

If there is anything in this review I missed let me know.

[QUOTE=Bobarda;5978545]First time doing a AMP. I pulled up to the place and I drive around the area once just to make sure everything was safe. Walked up to the first door and I knocked (which probably made it seem like I was new), realized it was open and made it inside. Greeted by MMS and she sat me in a room. Waited no longer than 2 min. Took me to my room and was told to undress and lay on the table. I stripped down and laid down naked and waited. Not a minute later Kayla walks in. The way she looks you'd think she's late 20's early 30's about 5'3 with b cups breast. Right there I paid house fee and tip altogether for HR and FS. Started with TS, being my first time with all of this it was really good and she was real handsy (played with my dick a lot). Then off to the massage. Her hands felt good, she did about everything and was very attentive. Halfway through I really wanted to get started but I just let her do her thing. When she was done I flipped over and she got on top and started teasing me which was excellent. During the tease she was licking and sucking my balls while jacking me off a bit which was top notch. Started with CBJ and then CG, she's so small I picked her up and did a stand and carry, then finished with mish. When done she cleaned me up good and started to get dressed. When leaving I saw 2 other girls working a tall one and one the same size maybe a bit shorter than Kayla. Who's the one that's Kayla size she looked older maybe in the 40's but honestly cuter than Kayla in a older way, I would love to check her out when visiting again. Damage was $200..[/QUOTE]Does the damage includes the entry fee? Is it HR?

I went to visit VIP for the first time last night and I went close to their closing time. I was with MMS and took me to the room. There, I was introduced with Shishi (I just spelled her name how it sounds LOL). Anyway, she said she's new there (from LV) and it was her first day according to her. Anyway, we started by her doing TS, which was my first time as well, and it was ok. Took me back to the room and laid on the bed. Then, she started massaging me but with no oil to kinda like make the massage smoother, that was weird for me, although she has soft hands. Maybe after 10 minutes she gently whispered in my ears to flip and how do I want it. We agreed on $1. 5. We did CG, mish, and few other positions. Overall, it was a good experience. Will I be back, that is yet TBD.

I want to try Cy Accu, next time. Do any of you guys have positive / negative experience in Cy Accu?

Any info is greatly appreciated.

Demster, out!

[QUOTE=Demster777;5979102]I went to visit VIP for the first time last night and I went close to their closing time. I was with MMS and took me to the room. There, I was introduced with Shishi (I just spelled her name how it sounds LOL). Anyway, she said she's new there (from LV) and it was her first day according to her. Anyway, we started by her doing TS, which was my first time as well, and it was ok. Took me back to the room and laid on the bed. Then, she started massaging me but with no oil to kinda like make the massage smoother, that was weird for me, although she has soft hands. Maybe after 10 minutes she gently whispered in my ears to flip and how do I want it. We agreed on $1. 5. We did CG, mish, and few other positions. Overall, it was a good experience. Will I be back, that is yet TBD.

I want to try Cy Accu, next time. Do any of you guys have positive / negative experience in Cy Accu?

Any info is greatly appreciated.

Demster, out![/QUOTE]How was she in terms of looks? Body? Height? Weight? Age? Any of these details would all be helpful contributions. PM me for DL into CA, or scroll / search past posts.

[QUOTE=JHonda2000;5979225]How was she in terms of looks? Body? Height? Weight? Age? Any of these details would all be helpful contributions. PM me for DL into CA, or scroll / search past posts.[/QUOTE]Short Details.

Looks: 8/10.

Body: Slender.

Height: about 5'7.

Weight: maybe around 120's.