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[QUOTE=SteveVain29;1450832]Got done once and provider ask me to go back to her apartment cause I had a truck and picked up a matress and brought back to the business. Got a freebie wheni got back![/QUOTE]I once changed a lightbulb at a spa and on another visit was invited to sit down and eat pizza with them. I almost felt like family. If you respect them and treat them kindly, they will reciprocate.
[QUOTE=Houndog1;1454335]This place won't last long, right across the street from a very conservative Christian business. As soon as they get wind of what's going on it'll be over. Watch your backs.[/QUOTE]This place is a block away from the place that was raided and shut down last summer with news crews in full coverage.
[url]http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-07-27/news/bal-federal-agents-raid-massage-parlor-in-overlea-20110727_1_massage-parlor-prostitution-belair-road[/url]
So I was scanning the Clipper Magazine and clipping coupons today, when I came across this ad for Vita Revive and 50% off their Summer Detox service, which includes 'colon hydrotherapy'. Mmmm, love me some good ass cleaning.
Was planning on heading over to JHH this afternoon. Now I can't get this image of a hot blond sticking lubed instruments up my poop chute. Dam you Vita Revive!
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Stay clean my friends.
BD
[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3;1453332]Just wondering if anyone knows whether or not Connie is still working at the newly renamed Hana Spa. I know she's probably older than dirt by now, but used to be one of my all time faves.[/QUOTE]I believe she became the owner / manager of the Jade Shiatsu (later Jasmine) Spa. Saw her there in hallway once, but haven't been back in a couple years. Check the Jessup forum.
Not sure what's going on over at JHH but it seems that its starting to take a turn for the worse. Saw Monica paid for hr, walked down to basement for TS, which felt weird with the "papasan" lying right there in the living room as I walked by in only a towel. Anyway TS not very thorough lasted about 10 mins. Back to the room and within about 10 mins she is doing the feathery touch on my back indicating time for the flip. When she does tell me to flip I say, can you massage my back and legs some more? To which she obliged but within 5 mins she is asking me to flip again. So reluctantly I flip with the intention of taking my time before the pop. After about 10 mins she tells me I have 5 more mins. What! I never had any clockwatching before at JHH much less being shorted time and a lackluster performance. Anyway did not pop, was turned off by the lack of enthusiasm. She offered HJ and BJ to finish me but I was done and started getting dressed. Upon leaving she is apologizing saying "sorry". I have been noticing within the last few weeks on here similar complaints of shortened times. Hope this is not a sign of things to come at JHH.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL
[QUOTE=WiseGuy128; 1456474]This place is a block away from the place that was raided and shut down last summer with news crews in full coverage.
[url]http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-07-27/news/bal-federal-agents-raid-massage-parlor-in-overlea-20110727_1_massage-parlor-prostitution-belair-road[/url][/QUOTE]Elite Massage was in Baltimore County, and closer to 2 miles away. Phoenix was a couple blocks away, and was in a spot that has been an AMP for a few years. Baltimore Co. Has different restrictions on massage parlors than Balto. City.
By the way, the taller girl is Sophia, and tells me they are on a rotation.
GTR
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1457403]Not sure what's going on over at JHH but it seems that its starting to take a turn for the worse. Saw Monica paid for hr, walked down to basement for TS, which felt weird with the "papasan" lying right there in the living room as I walked by in only a towel. Anyway TS not very thorough lasted about 10 mins. Back to the room and within about 10 mins she is doing the feathery touch on my back indicating time for the flip. When she does tell me to flip I say, can you massage my back and legs some more? To which she obliged but within 5 mins she is asking me to flip again. So reluctantly I flip with the intention of taking my time before the pop. After about 10 mins she tells me I have 5 more mins. What! I never had any clockwatching before at JHH much less being shorted time and a lackluster performance. Anyway did not pop, was turned off by the lack of enthusiasm. She offered HJ and BJ to finish me but I was done and started getting dressed. Upon leaving she is apologizing saying "sorry". I have been noticing within the last few weeks on here similar complaints of shortened times. Hope this is not a sign of things to come at JHH.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL[/QUOTE]Totally agree. On a recent visit, I was lead to a room by the mamasan and in walked a woman who appeared a bit old. I went forward anyways because the massages are pretty top notch. A very good back and leg massage, but when I turned over I almost cried in despair. Old (50's?) fat. Like pregnant appearing fat with a giant hairy Bush. It was very very disappointing. At least the massage was good. I guess I should have asked for the line up.
[QUOTE=Blkninj01; 1454543]Decided to go check the place out at 6418. I agree that it may not last to long there because it is actually right smack next to a church. I called their number and a lady answered the phone who spoke English "OK". I told her that I was on my way and just wanted to make sure the address was correct. When I pulled up, I parked down the street a little ways and walked up to the establishment. I saw the lady outside of the building waiting for me. She walked me up the stairs and into their office area. The woman who escorted me up the stairs was kind of tall and on the slim side. She looked to be probably in her thirties but not bad looking overall. When I got into the office area, there was another lady waiting for us to walk in and she was fairly short with also a small build. She also looked to be in her thirties and had a recognizable mark. You will know it when you see it. Nothing bad though. Paid the house fee and the shorter lady took me into the room that is directly off of the front office with french like doors covered by a thick curtain.
First she takes me into the room and asked me if I wanted a table shower. No charge for it so I accepted. Disrobed and she told me to grab the towel that was on the table. I wrapped the towel around me and she took me back out through the office where the other girl was sitting and into the table shower room. Room was not bad and the table shower was just so so. She was kind of very mechanical with it but the soap and warm water still felt good. We had some small talk and she told me that they have been open about 1 week and her name was Lisa. After the table shower she walked me back into the room and I was kind of just standing there waiting for her for about 5 minutes. I think she was cleaning the shower area after we left which I had no problem with as long as it did not effect my hour time. She returns and the massage begins. I would give the massage about a 7 out of 10. It was not that good at first but she took her time without rushing and it got better. The flip came and she began to massage my front side. I indicated to her that I wanted a full massage and she obliged me with no discussion about a tip. After I was completely relaxed, she continued to massage my feet, head etc. Not paying attention to the time. It was a good experience overall and I will probably return. I only saw one massage room so I would probably call first and def. Not go on Sundays or in the day time because of the church.
Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]Checked out the place this past weekend. Had Lin. Same experience as above. I did, however, asked about FS. She said they don't offer it there. Still the experience was good. Will most likely return.
On a side note, the one thing I didn't like was being able to just walk in. What I mean by that is when I arrived all the doors were wide open. Throughout the session the front door was kept open even when walking me through to the table. When I left, the front door was still open. They did close the french doors and curtains and the bathroom doors during the session but still. To think that anyone could just run up the stairs and barge in during a session was not too relaxing for me. She did make up for it by going pass the hour in time and the quality of service. She wasn't however mechanical like noted above. She was actually playful with me.
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1457468]Elite Massage was in Baltimore County, and closer to 2 miles away. Phoenix was a couple blocks away, and was in a spot that has been an AMP for a few years. Baltimore Co. Has different restrictions on massage parlors than Balto. City.
By the way, the taller girl is Sophia, and tells me they are on a rotation.
GTR[/QUOTE]Phoenix is leterally down the street from this place. It is still operational. Still in the same spot which is leterally diagnol from Sky LOL.
[QUOTE=The NewGuy; 1457723]Checked out the place this past weekend. Had Lin. Same experience as above. I did, however, asked about FS. She said they don't offer it there. Still the experience was good. Will most likely return.
On a side note, the one thing I didn't like was being able to just walk in. What I mean by that is when I arrived all the doors were wide open. Throughout the session the front door was kept open even when walking me through to the table. When I left, the front door was still open. They did close the french doors and curtains and the bathroom doors during the session but still. To think that anyone could just run up the stairs and barge in during a session was not too relaxing for me. She did make up for it by going pass the hour in time and the quality of service. She wasn't however mechanical like noted above. She was actually playful with me.[/QUOTE]I completely agree about that door being open. I did hear someone, probably another customer come in and it made me pretty uneasy until he left back out. I def. Will repeat again though because the entire experience as a whole ended up being pretty good.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1457403]Not sure what's going on over at JHH but it seems that its starting to take a turn for the worse. Saw Monica paid for hr, walked down to basement for TS, which felt weird with the "papasan" lying right there in the living room as I walked by in only a towel. Anyway TS not very thorough lasted about 10 mins. Back to the room and within about 10 mins she is doing the feathery touch on my back indicating time for the flip. When she does tell me to flip I say, can you massage my back and legs some more? To which she obliged but within 5 mins she is asking me to flip again. So reluctantly I flip with the intention of taking my time before the pop. After about 10 mins she tells me I have 5 more mins. What! I never had any clockwatching before at JHH much less being shorted time and a lackluster performance. Anyway did not pop, was turned off by the lack of enthusiasm. She offered HJ and BJ to finish me but I was done and started getting dressed. Upon leaving she is apologizing saying "sorry". I have been noticing within the last few weeks on here similar complaints of shortened times. Hope this is not a sign of things to come at JHH.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL[/QUOTE]Were they busy? It seems like that is when they try to short you. Did you get the line-up?
CL, my thirsty friend, you stole my thunder. I ended up at JHH this weekend too, and had as bad, if not worse, of a time than you did. 'JHH turn for the worse'? 'I have been noticing within the last few weeks on here similar complaints of shortened times. '? Really?
[QUOTE=Weatherman64;1452286]I would say the service has gone down hill as well.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Shallow Hall;1450933]I agree with the last couple of assessments of Anna. Last week was my first time there. Paid for an hour, massage was rushed, and the flip was robotic. No redeeming qualities.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Houndog1;1449427]For the most part the service here is pretty stellar but the lineup here lately is the lamest I've seen. I ended up with Anna myself last time which was making the best of a less than mediocre situation IMHO.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Stoves Hot;1448925]I don't know if I'll be back as the experience wasn't bad I just expected more from your reviews.[/QUOTE]And there's more, but I hope you get the point. I was greeted by Anna (after leaving me on the front porch in broad daylight ringing the bell and knocking on the front door for about 5 minutes!). Paid for 1 hour. Up to the room. MAYBE 10 minute massage. Seemed more like 5. And it was all pretty much crappy. Anna asked me what I wanted. Tried to play a little coy, suggested playing around a bit. Her response was direct and to the point, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT? TELL ME. ' She had no problem trying to back me into a corner. I had a few extra bucks, so I answered with a BJ (on the topic of that debate, fuck it, I really don't have any concern about providing too much info when service is that bad). She replied. 8 and wanted it right away. Then proceeded to smash my nuts with her tits. I can handle a little rough play on the back, but hey, these are my nuts!
So, probably wrapped everything up in 20-25 minutes. Then, she wants to lay down and cuddle. F that. Typical Anna post bed side charm. I was done. She showed no interest before then, why the hell would I want to sit around faking that I really enjoyed it.
I'm done with JHH until they get their act together. And I will not go back at anytime that Anna is still there. Too many other places that are willing to provide good service. I can't expect that loosing some customers will hurt their business modal too bad. But if any of you mongers read this (and other recent comments) , and still go, and still get a crappy 5 minute massage and kicked out the door, don't say that I (and other posters) warned you so.
Check out a new place for a change. Check out BS or VS. Not sure if full menu is as available, but IMHO they are treating their customers 100% better than the lazy ones at JHH.
LARS™ Rating:
Face: 0.
Body: 0.
Attitude: 0.
Service: 0.
Oh, and Zappa, I can't talk about CL, but it was slow when I was there. Heard no door bell, knocking, or people moving about. There was NO reason for rushed crappy service.
Go at your own risk and waste of $. Not me, brother. JHH got lazy and are relying on their reputation alone.
BD
[QUOTE=Zappa3;1458334]Were they busy? It seems like that is when they try to short you. Did you get the line-up?[/QUOTE]No line up was offered she looked decent enough so I was not dissatisfied with her looks, no other cars in the parking lot, did not hear door bell ring so it was not busy, it was at 9pm I arrived so not sure why I was rushed. I am not going back for a while myself.
[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1458354]CL, my thirsty friend, you stole my thunder. I ended up at JHH this weekend too, and had as bad, if not worse, of a time than you did. 'JHH turn for the worse'? 'I have been noticing within the last few weeks on here similar complaints of shortened times. '? Really?
And there's more, but I hope you get the point. I was greeted by Anna (after leaving me on the front porch in broad daylight ringing the bell and knocking on the front door for about 5 minutes!). Paid for 1 hour. Up to the room. MAYBE 10 minute massage. Seemed more like 5. And it was all pretty much crappy. Anna asked me what I wanted. Tried to play a little coy, suggested playing around a bit. Her response was direct and to the point, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT? TELL ME. ' She had no problem trying to back me into a corner. I had a few extra bucks, so I answered with a BJ (on the topic of that debate, fuck it, I really don't have any concern about providing too much info when service is that bad). She replied. 8 and wanted it right away. Then proceeded to smash my nuts with her tits. I can handle a little rough play on the back, but hey, these are my nuts!
So, probably wrapped everything up in 20-25 minutes. Then, she wants to lay down and cuddle. F that. Typical Anna post bed side charm. I was done. She showed no interest before then, why the hell would I want to sit around faking that I really enjoyed it.
I'm done with JHH until they get their act together. And I will not go back at anytime that Anna is still there. Too many other places that are willing to provide good service. I can't expect that loosing some customers will hurt their business modal too bad. But if any of you mongers read this (and other recent comments) , and still go, and still get a crappy 5 minute massage and kicked out the door, don't say that I (and other posters) warned you so.
Check out a new place for a change. Check out BS or VS. Not sure if full menu is as available, but IMHO they are treating their customers 100% better than the lazy ones at JHH.
LARS&8482; Rating:
Face: 0.
Body: 0.
Attitude: 0.
Service: 0.
Oh, and Zappa, I can't talk about CL, but it was slow when I was there. Heard no door bell, knocking, or people moving about. There was NO reason for rushed crappy service.
Go at your own risk and waste of $. Not me, brother. JHH got lazy and are relying on their reputation alone.
BD[/QUOTE]I usually call and get the verbal line-up before I go. This place will never give you the visible line-up. If so, some of the girls may not get any customers. They purposely hide and only send one girl out with the exception of the enforcer (old dude at the desk) It seems like most of the bad reports have been for the same person. Maybe it's time for her to go back to Chicago. The first time I saw her she was great and the second time was awful. I assumed that was because of interpersonal issues between her and the rest of the staff. She also tried to make nice after the deed was done. I saw her once since and she did a great job but she seemed to be gaining too much weight. I haven't been for awhile as I have been gearing up for trip with the guys (see Vegas section for the exploits of Zappa). Also, I've only been to the new place once and the door is on the back side with a very private vestibule. Why the heck would you stand out front and knock? You know some old lady has probably got you on camera. Haha.
Not to get on the train about service dropping, but I saw Anna the other day and she said that she was going to be returning back home for a whiles. So she'll be gone for about two months or so. I think that she was on this rotation for way too long and got sloppy. If I remember right she was here in beginning of March. You got to figure living that lifestyle has got to do something to you after a whiles. Nevertheless, I'm hoping that service picks up soon. JHH is the best out of that north Baltimore area.
Anyone got suggestions for good service?