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[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1192025]Interesting comments. Thanks. What is "untranslated Asian and verbal completion"?

I trust my experience and "radar" to guard against being taken advantage of. I made a lunch date with my AMP girl last week, but she broke it at the last minute. Said she had too many other things to do, but I had the feeling there was a reason she wasn't telling me. Back to square one as usual. [/QUOTE]You might browse a bit through the various sections. The abbreviations page is very interesting.

I like to call it "quick change" all the K girls I know do it. I would not read into it too much. Ease back a bit then hit her up again see how she responds, then you will know were ya stand.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1192025]Interesting comments. Thanks. What is "untranslated Asian and verbal completion"?

I made a lunch date with my AMP girl last week, but she broke it at the last minute. Said she had too many other things to do, [/QUOTE]

Not a report (I've done a few) , but a question. Anyone know of a couples-friendly place? My girlfriend and I need a good table shower and muscle rub.

We have tried a place or two, but get turned away at the door.

[QUOTE=New Man; 1193633]Not a report (I've done a few) , but a question. Anyone know of a couples-friendly place? My girlfriend and I need a good table shower and muscle rub.

We have tried a place or two, but get turned away at the door. [/QUOTE]You seem to be looking for NS massage. If so, it's off-topic for this forum, but you can look at CL under therapeutic services, find one that is NS (I think those that advertise "CMT" often are) , then call and ask. The request is unusual, there would be some logistics to work out, but I doubt it would be hard to find a provider who will see a couple.

Moving back to DC, thought I'd check out my spot near the old NY Ave. Old faithful. Old invisible. Old, but doable because my favorite girl is on vacation. To me this place was the greatest because it worked seamlessly. Close, quiet, easy, done. Last time I was here, maybe 6 months, they had locked the main door and had us come in through the side entrance. Cool. Walk up to the door, there's a guy just sitting there, construction company posters on the wall behind him. Hmm. Weird. Go up to the main door, locked. Locked! The street sign. It's gone. What the hell? The apocalypse? Is this real life? Why is this happening to me?

So shit, now I have to find another place that works as well. I'm not much for variety, but I like something that does the trick on command. And I hate having to prove to mama who I am, but dammit, I have to find a new home. Time to mine the forum for info because grim is on the hunt.

I noticed a preponderance of k-girl massages advertising in in escort areas on BP, Virginia type. I wonder if this is VA massage standard or asian condo standard. Anyone toftt yet?

You guys in DC have it rough! I pieced together enough research to find one of the remaining MPs not far from the Bender Arena. Selina met me at the door. She is a 40yr-old Ethiopian and was probably a knockout in her youth. Today she is infirm in the front, and her face is framed severely with hair pulled straight back. However, from behind she was very attractive. She was also playful, and made an honest attempt at being sweet. She yanked my towel away after the shower and asserted a claim on my butt. She was chatty, but also kept using strange phrases like "at least you can make me laugh" which didn't fully carry the compliment I'm sure was intended.

Selina gave a 3-5 min massage before tickling my butt and telling me to flip. She did a super-quick massage of my genital area, rolled on a blue condom, and gave six tugs with her mouth before attempting to mount me. I was far from fully aroused and Selina made no real attempt to assist in that regard. I actually began to deflate and could not enter her. She said I should be on top. We repositioned and I stroked myself hard, but found this whole experience disappointing. I penetrated her, but was not having fun. I ended up telling her to just do a handjob, leaned back, and closed my eyes. A minute or so in she announced her hand was weak due to a recent injury. So I needed to do the handjob for her. Oh my, it was a poor MP experience!

$80 for the hour (I got maybe 25min) , and I gave $120 for "full" service. She mentioned she normally gets $150, but that we were good. While leaving I saw two ancient Asian ladies (owners?) a Latina woman in her late thirties that looked decent, and a middle-aged blond. I assume the last two were colleagues of Selina. I'll probably forget about FS for the rest of my visit, and try the NOVA or SOMD R / T options.

It all depends how far you want the massage to go. I've been to a place where my gf and I got a body rub followed by a chocolate oil massage that left us licking each other for hours. But we wanted to start the licking part before the massage was over, but were told kindly to wait the session was over.

[QUOTE=New Man; 1193633]Not a report (I've done a few) , but a question. Anyone know of a couples-friendly place? My girlfriend and I need a good table shower and muscle rub.

We have tried a place or two, but get turned away at the door. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=New Man; 1193633]Not a report (I've done a few) , but a question. Anyone know of a couples-friendly place? My girlfriend and I need a good table shower and muscle rub.

We have tried a place or two, but get turned away at the door. [/QUOTE]The pool area with jacuzzi pools and body scrub / massage tables are segregated by sex, but there are also massage rooms in the spa area that may cater to couples massage. If nothing else, you'll be relaxed as hell when you leave, even if you're not massaged together.

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Not sure that you can get a couples table shower anywhere the way it's done in the Asian spas.

Maybe search this site?

[url]http://www.spahunters.com/[/url]

First time here. Location is in a office park that caters to asian businesses, mostly drs. Kind of isolated at this time of night but no problems. Facility was ok but no TS. Provider was older (maybe 35) and just ok. I originally thought this would be NS and was ok with just a good massage. Provider did a great massage and took her time. On the flip, my soldier was at attention and she immediately serviced him to completion. The visit was 80. I didn't tip this time and didn't get any complaints.

As I was leaving the facility, another younger better looking provider asked how it went and asked me to come back. She gave me a card and offered a free visit after 8 visits (never heard of this before).

I'll go back and see if can get the other provider and see if any extras can be had. I'll report back what I find out.

Oh for the good old days when I could get a good back rub in DC by a pretty asian gal in a spa. Today especially, since I've got a sore neck and back. I don't care so much about extras. Just those experienced hands. Bummer.

There used to be a couple of places in Chinatown where a guy could get a nice rub. Are they closed too? Any info would be appreciated.

Had a great time last night won't name this place but will give a hint very close to route 210 in fort washington. Anyways called set up an appointment met by mamasan / provider who was late 30's to early 40's about a 5 in the face body about a 6. 5 to a 7. Paid for a hr which was. 7 went for the table shower which was very thorough washed all spots sqeaky clean when I fliped she saw I was already standing at attention and said ah you very strong so she soaped him up and started giving me a HJ which let me know I had made a good choice last night. Finshed ts she dried me off and off to the room we went I don't think they do a lot of business because she kept the door cracked the whole time basically. Massage was nice she worked on everything down to my toes she even gave me somewhat of a reach around to double check if I was ok with touching I said yes that's fine so on to the flip she asked what did I want I grabbed her but and said everything and she motioned like she wanted to give me a BJ but I said I wanted everything so we discussed a tip and I told her I had. 9 and she told me she was going to get someone else but she left and returned I don't know if there was no one else there or she went to get a rubber, but she retured and closed the and stripped all the way down and started giving me a BBBJ. I thought to myself yes this reminds me of the old eastern spa and the mist before all the closures but I digress BBBJ was spot on and I was ready she strapped me up and jumped on to ride I guess I'm larger than most people and she was kinda nervous to sit all the way on it but I told I will take care you just take your time so she eased on and started riding and moaning went on to mish and some of the same played with her nipples and she started getting louder did that for about 5min and went on to doggie and destroyed but still didn't give up my load yet so I asked for a HJ and she complied with and HJ and BBBJ and in about 2min it was all over her arm and I was statisfied she cleaned me up and gave me a mint and I don't know but she never asked for the tip but I gave it to her because its been so long since I got FS at a AMP senior members can pm me and I will give you establishment name and location but just wanted to tell everyone there is stiil FS AMP's out there so happy hunting.

Lisa from GN in Chinatown is on vacation. I found out during my visit two weeks ago. I hadn't gone back in months but I was bored and the rest of the options in this town have gone on hiatus. Anyways it was the same as always though I think she's finally learned to open wider. And thank god for that.

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[QUOTE=Capricaone;1204299]Lisa from GN in Chinatown is on vacation. I found out during my visit two weeks ago. I hadn't gone back in months but I was bored and the rest of the options in this town have gone on hiatus. Anyways it was the same as always though I think she's finally learned to open wider. And thank god for that.[/QUOTE]Anything you can provide would be helpful. Address, website, phone number, etc. Thanks