Bodyworks is utterly amazing
Like the title says, it was beyond my greatest expectations. This was my first ever experience, so I figured I might as well start at the top.
I met with Brit, and I'm still trying to process how amazing that hour was. She's way prettier than what I expected, and her ass is going to be something I dream about for many years- firm, round, spectacular.
I really hope this place survives and thrives, because it is incredible.
My somewhat comical response.
[QUOTE=Blackfire;5900692]Brit is very nice, for being over 30 she has the body of a 27 year old. Did you go to the new 36th street location by the Xpressway?[/QUOTE]Hey bro,
Don't take this the wrong way. But how much difference is there between a 27 year old's body and a 30 year old's body? And are any of us that observant that we could tell the difference. Kind of made me smile, which I need today.
Thanks for letting me poke at you a bit.
G2.
The two newest girls quit already?
[QUOTE=HollandGuy83;5901442]They had some girls quit. I believe they're down to just Hailey, Milan, and Monica again. So it doesn't surprise me if they're booked solid.[/QUOTE]There were two fresh faces when I was there last week.
Lauren. The cure for what ails me.
After suffering from plenty of self-inflicted malaise following the recent crap storm raining on the Genoverse, it was time for an injection of confidence and well being. This wasn't the time for a rookie or a "maybe. " This needed to be a sure thing. And not just any sure thing, but one who is an amalgam of beauty and stunning skills. I needed a fully involved and interactive paramour.
I needed to call in the Green Berets of the hobby. It was time to bring in the girl with the double howitzers. Lauren.
And that I did. And Dr. Lauren was ready and able to cure my ailments and reaffirm my confidence in my value to the fairer sex (even if that value is only monetary and complimentary). She met me at her new location that she shares with Cassidy James and Miss Hunter (who is out of the hobby). Great discrete location with plenty of parking. I asked her if I could bring her anything as our appointment was at 8:30 am. She was so appreciative of that gesture and asked for a bagel sandwich and a Red Bull (plenty of energy expended). Once she had imbibed of the Red Bull she got to work.
Her diagnosis was quick and decisive. The crap storm had destroyed my central confidence generator. The therapy session started immediately and it commenced with her holding my face in her hands and providing talk therapy to restart the confidence generator. Talk therapy included validation of being a good guy, a caring and generous spirit, who although not blessed with good looks, and not youthful, still had charming qualities and plenty of tread left on the tires. Next was a bit of resuscitation that was tender and so appreciated by me. The rest of the therapy session included aspects that are protected by HIPPA and doctor / patient confidentiality clauses. So I can't share the details. But it worked. I am a new man. Double howitzer therapy has another success and a confidence redeemed from flatline.
In conclusion, Lauren is a blessing. I count her as a friend, not just a lust liaison partner. She listens. She sympathizes. She scolds me when it's clear how I brought certain aspects of the crap storm into the Genoverse (not that I'll ever listen because I seem to perpetuate my own difficulties in this hobby). And most of all. She cares. She lets me redeem myself when I make mistakes with her. I've made several with her and wish I hadn't. But she let me back into her embrace and allows me to change those mistakes into learning lessons.
She is available typically Tuesday to Friday from 9 am to 3 pm. But keep in mind she has a full life outside her therapy session hours. So she may go days or weeks with no availability nor communication. So patience is the key to obtaining the services of the good doctor, Lauren.
Oh. And she doesn't accept Medicaid you cheap bastards. Give her a tip!!
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Enjoy.
G2.
Real Massage Therapy Center
Pretty sure I said I wasn't going back here. However it's close to home and I can be in the massage room within 10 minutes of calling. Massage and release were always poor. However, I'm not sure if the girl working today is new or not, but this was probably one of the better massages I've ever had at an AMP. Actually worked out all the kinks and knots in my back. Flip was pretty good too. Took her time. Damage was 60/40. Was shorted about 10 minutes but that was fine by me. All in all I will probably repeat.