Looking for a real Nuru experience
Hi,
If you know of anyone in the NoVA area that gives a true Nuru Massage with all the extras, please PM me.
Thanks.
Check out the pics they send
[QUOTE=WrexMaiden;5542855]I'm thinking of pulling out of the AMP game for a while and try my luck with a Latina from BP. Lets say out of every 10 or so Latina girls who post, how many do you think are accurate to the pictures on the post, or at least somewhat close.
For reference, this is what I'm after.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/falls-church/12856688.html[/URL][/QUOTE]If the background in the photo they send doesn't match the hotel, then I don't go. Been burned way way too many times.
Miss Pat Ain't All That, But. . . You Get What You Pay For. . .
[QUOTE=OralRub;5541039]Any report on Miss Pat. She operated from Ashburn Condo.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/escorts/wel...n/9025438.html[/URL][/QUOTE]If you are hoping to be entertained by a horny Thai MILF, per her come on advert, you will be sorely disappointed. When I contacted the number in Miss Pat's ad to set up a date, the person on the other end pretended to be Thai. But my first clue should have been the price structure quoted. It was ACS pricing, not Thai. I booked one hour for $160, with $40 extra for BBBJ. Got to her location, a decent middle class apartment in Ashburn, and was finally invited in. I greeted her in Thai, but did not get the response I was looking for. Then I noticed how dark and sparse the apartment was and I realized I walked into an ACS.
The room was illuminated by that crappy red light that they use in red light districts throughout Asia. The bed had just a bottom sheet with a couple of towels folded on one side. My Thai MILF dream shattered, I resigned myself to an hour of desultory copulation with a semi-enthusiastic partner. She said her name was Shi Shi, meaning Thank You in Chinese. I thought that amusing. The poor girl did not realize she was going to work hard for her money that afternoon. I am on the far side of middle age and it takes quite a bit of motion and activity to reach Shangri-La, particularly when covered. I lasted almost the entire hour and we were both sweaty and out of breath. She toweled me off quickly with one of the towels on the empty bed, and bid me to get dressed. No shower offered. On my way out I grabbed a bottle of water from a case laying on the counter separating the kitchen from the entry way.
Did I get what I wanted? Nope. Did I get what I paid for? Yup. Cut rate service for a cut rate price. The moral of the story is most Bedpage ads for escorts or body rubs lie. My dream of a Thai MILF at An ACS price was nothing but the furtive dream of a bamboozled middle aged man wishing to recapture his youth in the WESTPAC. The real Thai MILFs in NoVa display their real pics in their ads and charge higher, but not unreasonable, prices. There is a similarly structured ad for Slutty Monica from the Philippines, but I will not take that bait. My WESTPAC Pinay memories will remain in Subic Bay.
Did you pull the trigger?
[QUOTE=AdcFellow;5539634]I thought she was likely a scam as well. However, (1) she can voice confirm (Russian accent), (2) she sent me a personalized selfie that is not an exact match but is close, and (3) her hotel is near my office, and while getting an afternoon snack outside my office, I saw someone who looked similar (and was the girl from the selfie) walk into the hotel. Thus, I think the girl is real. Just wondering if she is ripping anyone off, or if the service is poor.[/QUOTE]Did you end up seeing her? Curious to find out if it was fake or real.