Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=IFunnyTaker;4441952]I was in the mood to try out a new spot after seeing the reviews here went to bluesky and wow you guys got me good. Its a granny shack. Told the old lady in front if I could choose she told me yeah whatever then told me to enter room first time they put me in room before I paid so before handing her the money I told her to show me who she had. She got very annoyed but agrees comes back with 2 older ladies maybe in their 50's maybe older told me only $40 for hr. I told her anymore? She said 1 more but she busy she finish in 1 hour. Told her I would pass and walked out. Maybe the younger gals moves somewhere new. All I know is I should of listened to the other two guys who said they got grannies on here.[/QUOTE]Is this the blue sky on Venice near Sepulveda?

Any experiences with Royal therapy? Found their listing after seeing a $10 off with ad coupon in the Hollywood Press.

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[QUOTE=TheCamel;4455261]You should review the meaning of the title of your own post. This place is 100% Thai providers and has always been since the day it opened. Your massage girl was not hispanic with respect to the fact that many asians can pass for latina, and the other way around too, especially under low MP lights when you're horny and the blood in your brain has traveled to the south.[/QUOTE]I wondered the same then saw her in the bright light of the lobby as I was leaving since I had to take a piss after getting dressed—she's Latina.

Yes, do not go here.

This place is full of grannies smh.

[QUOTE=CuriousJeff;4455325]Is this the blue sky on Venice near Sepulveda?[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure it was the one on venice.

[QUOTE=CuriousJeff;4455325]Is this the blue sky on Venice near Sepulveda?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCamel;4455261]You should review the meaning of the title of your own post. This place is 100% Thai providers and has always been since the day it opened. Your massage girl was not hispanic with respect to the fact that many asians can pass for latina, and the other way around too, especially under low MP lights when you're horny and the blood in your brain has traveled to the south.[/QUOTE]Agreed. This place us straight-up Thai. Last time I saw a young super cute girl that works on Thursdays only. This place is going high end and expects 60 but I would never do anything more than 50. This is what happens when we raise the minimum wage to 15. Even HJ costs more.

[QUOTE=QuestBMuffin;4450574]On western, kinda weird walking in since it's literally surrounded by restaurants and the little Ktown parking situations.

Sketchy ass front--the have a porch of sorts with a receptionist behind a glass bank teller door with an ATM, so you know you're going to get a handy here. $50 for the hour, I saw 80 minutes was $80 so I might do that next time.

I was lead to a semi-private room (no door, just three thick curtains that did the job, and ceiling does not go all the way to the roof, so if you nut like a wounded animal I do not recommend this place). I stripped and laid face down, and shortly thereafter a cute 30 or so Hispanic woman came in, asked me hard medium or soft and started on my back. Massage wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. I think I prefer the older korean / Chinese ladies beating the shit out of my muscles more. After 20 minutes or so she started a nice smelling oil all over my back and butt, focusing primarily on the latter and finally the tease came and I got as hard as a rock when she was playing with the boys.

On the flip, she requested $60 so I relented thinking she would let me do some extra touching but nope, just OTC which is a huge bummer. The handy was good but nothing spectacular. After she cleaned me off she left a small hand towel to cover my manhood and worked the rest of my body from the front, and the neck / leg massage were pretty nice actually.

Honestly this isn't a bad spot for a legit massage as the rates aren't ridiculous and most importantly this place is CLEAN. I will probably repeat and hope to meet another girl.[/QUOTE]Went here the other day, wasn't offered anything other than a legit massage. Sounds like some providers do offer more- how do I get them to offer that? Do I straight up ask?

[QUOTE=Bsw1970;4463096]Went here the other day, wasn't offered anything other than a legit massage. Sounds like some providers do offer more- how do I get them to offer that? Do I straight up ask?[/QUOTE]For one thing, do a better job concealing your badge and service weapon.

I went back to Goldfinger in Westwood. I called first and the names were coco (the one that everyone is saving up loads for and who kissed my penor), Kelly, crystal and one other name I forgot.

I went in. It was deader than the free speech group on facebook. Although coco was taken. I did not want to see her, she has given me more handjobs than I got in all of my college years (including self administered ones). She would prolly notice the new grey hairs on my balls. Too familiar you feel me.

I got Crystal. I would pay good and bad money to find out this gal's real age. Seriously, she could be as young as 35 (she has a tat on her right or left lower clavicle and it did not say long live chairman mao or I dated jesus) but I know when this place gets busted she will be listed at 58.

She is pretty cute actually, short as a fire hydrant, and small titties, but a pleasant face, nice smile and thin with just a little tummy. The Asian lovers here would give her a 9.

She asked if I had been there before, and I said if I was here just a little more often I would be a chair.

She disposed of the towel over my fat ass immediately. She did a thorough and just about awful back and leg massage. It seemed like forever, but by the atomic clock on the wall it was only 12 minutes. She started scooping up my huge balls and poking my 10 inch maglite from the back.

I turned myself over, and then followed 20 minutes of really good westside dick work. She took guidance, told me I was so hard and big (but never called me superman, that was nice). And I repositioned her hands a few times. She would have been delighted, in the Goldfinger tradition, to shove her whole fist up my rectum (wrecked him, it nearly killed him), but I was good with just a tickle and finger poke. So if you are a sick degenerate who likes prostate work, she is your gal.

I had her sit in front of me and jerk me to the Washington state goal line. She was and I was shocked that I nutted all the way to my clavicle. It just goes to show that even with a mediocre girl, good non rushed dickwork is the cure for ED.

The door was 50 and I tipped 60.

I did see another gal in the break room that looked decent too might be Kelly.

The mamasan might have been that lizard jenny, but in any event, I never patronize the mamasan and I never take the water.

Weekend afternoons is slow at the finger, so save your loads and ask for coco or crystal.

[QUOTE=Bsw1970;4463096]Went here the other day, wasn't offered anything other than a legit massage. Sounds like some providers do offer more- how do I get them to offer that? Do I straight up ask?[/QUOTE]From your question I assume you are new to the AMP scene. Here is how you can up your game.

1. Read the forums for those places that are a sure bet for a HE massage. Go to one, you may need to travel a little. I recommend this so that you can be a little more comfortable and get to know the routine as most places have a similar pattern.

2. Walk in the door confidently, after all you are there for a massage. There will be a mamasan (or sometimes a papasan) up front). Smile and be polite. They will usually take the house fee. This will usually range from $40 to $60 for a half hour massage. Remember that your therapist will want (and deserve a tip). The tip amount will vary depending upon the quality of your massage. Come prepared with cash. Greenbacks talk.

3. You will be shown to your room. Completley disrobe, if they have a towel to cover your butt do not use it! Be but naked when your therapist comes in. I almost forgot. I usually place a $40 tip out on the counter I plain sight so the therapist can spot it. This lets her know you intend to tip her and $40 is about right for a HE handie. You can always add more if you get more out of your massage.

4. When the therapist comes in smile and say hello. I always tell them my name and ask for there name. If asked if you have been there before I usually say yes and if asked who I saw I say I do not recall her name or if you have been reading these forums use a ladies name that works there or used to work there. Another option is to say this is your first visit here but you have gone to XYZ spa in the past and there service quality was not up to your expectations. Use the line you feel most comfortable with.

5. Your massage is about to start. If asked how you want it. Hard or soft I usually say medium. They will start on your back and shoulders. After a couple of minutes in I find a way to gently stroke / rub her legs / thighs. If she does not pull away or stop you you are in for some fun. When the therapist gets to your butt I like to let them know that this feels good. There may be some gentle stroking of you equipment, this a good sign.

6. After the back you will be asked to turn over. Watch your therapist for clues. She will somehow ask what you want in pantomime. Do not expect her to come right out and ask if you want a HJ or BJ. If she asks you what you want tell her in pantomime or hand gestures. If she asks how much point to $40 on that you put out.

7. Tipping. By now you have studied this forum. Try not to over tip. But on the other hand do not be cheap. Excellent service may deserve an above average tip, especially if you want to see the lady again.

$40 HJ, $60 BJ, $80-100 enhanced BJ, $120 FS.

Remember to thank your therapist. Being nice helps you get more in the future. If you only get a massage, you can always snatch back a $20 from the $40 you put out.

We all started out at one time, hope this helps you lurkers and newbies. Finally contribute to this forum, it helps everyone.

Has anyone seen "Mimi", know which place this might be, or any other info?

Thank you.

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Yelp reviews say it all. Facial actually can cost more I sthink they start at 225 for 60 minutes.

Probably not what your thinking. Damn she is fn hot tho.

[QUOTE=Nomadica;4307746]I'm going to be in West LA for a couple of months, near Pico & Westwood. I'll also be pretty much on foot. I noticed there are several parlors on that stretch of Pico, within walking distance of where I'm staying. Anything to report on any of them?[/QUOTE]If you walk all the way donw past west wood on pico there will be a HE / FS place but you have to come with some cash. I'd say 120 will do it.

On westwood, dolfinger is worth if your in town. Crystal or Coco.

Pico I've only seen grandmas there. Even the young one look old.

[QUOTE=Sirsmitty;4466896]If you walk all the way donw past west wood on pico there will be a HE / FS place but you have to come with some cash. I'd say 120 will do it.

On westwood, dolfinger is worth if your in town. Crystal or Coco.

Pico I've only seen grandmas there. Even the young one look old.[/QUOTE]If you do go to goldfinger, ask for the mamasan Jenny, she is 21 and hot.

Or you can go to blue sky on Venice, lots of hot girls there, mostly Thai and Korean, some Latina and a few white girls also.