Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Blk52Jeesus;7326993]To each their own. This is the craziest thing I've read in a while. Stay safe brothers.[/QUOTE]Yes, apparently I'm a little crazy as charged: [URL]https://valleyspringrecovery.com/mental-health/urophagia/[/URL].

Was making the rounds yesterday and stopped in at Venus. I was greeted by Daphne and it wasn't busy so I got the usual trying to upsell a 2-girl. I wasn't looking for that but pro tip, she will bargain down to at least 80 for it.

Amy is who I wanted to see, so Daphne got her for me. Amy looks a bit older in my estimation, probably late 30's early 40's. Was wearing a lot of make-up but is pretty enough and has a fit youthful body. Perky natural B cups with big gumdrop nipples and a somewhat thicker butt and legs than you usually see with these girls. Not Latina thick, but enough to get a handful.

She was very friendly and started DFK then a BBBJ. Her DT skills are quite good. She was vigorous with it and could almost take the whole thing, which most girls aren't able to do. After a bit of that we were off to the shower, which was average. Little bit of TUMA and BBBJ again. Back to the room for more DFK and BBBJ, 69, SS, then CFS. She didn't want to ride so we went through standing mish, regular mish, then doggy.

Worth noting her pussy was very tight and grippy. Definitely above average in that regard. "No babies" she squeaked as I pushed to squeeze inside. LOL. I started slow but soon was giving her a good pounding and she took it with enthusiasm. I forgot my fake orgasm clicker at home so not sure how many "pops" she had. CIM is probably on offer but I could tell it wasn't going to be an easy finish for me so I stroked it out myself and shot on her tits.

Overall a very solid date. Amy is a nice girl and aims to please. Paid the standard donation for an hour and got the full time. She said she will be here another few days.

[QUOTE=MrRobo;7327058]Was in winter garden so decided to check out cherry blossoms.

The one that opened, the door was a bit old with bad teeth, so I asked for another while in the room and a tan spinner came in. She asked massage duration, then said "honey. Me boy" and flashed me small peaked. Welp this was a first because she looked like a young spinner. I opted for some head relief while processing what had just happened. After one of the best CBJ ever I decided to take the plunge. Very tight to start off, but after some oil we were off to the races. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]OK this is going to trigger a lot of responses. LOL. So it was a boy? Not a girl? Not my thang, but for all you pervs out there looking for something different, there you go!

Thanks for the Review!

Greetings, you Orlando guys have it so good!

Based on recent reviews I decided to take my chances with Venus for a recent trip down to Mousetown, and in line with other reports, a very good time was had. Will add a plus one to a prior report that Amy doesn't do the TUMA during TS (not that I care either way), so if that's something important, that might be a consideration. Definitely a nice backside on Amy, not what you usually see from AMP girls, and she was definitely into doggy. All things considered, definitely wish I had time to make another trip over there before returning home and remain jealous of the options down there!

"Honey. Me boy".

Are you saying she was a lady boy?

[QUOTE=MrRobo;7327058]Was in winter garden so decided to check out cherry blossoms.

The one that opened, the door was a bit old with bad teeth, so I asked for another while in the room and a tan spinner came in. She asked massage duration, then said "honey. Me boy" and flashed me small peaked. Welp this was a first because she looked like a young spinner. I opted for some head relief while processing what had just happened. After one of the best CBJ ever I decided to take the plunge. Very tight to start off, but after some oil we were off to the races. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Midnightpass;7326975]I based today's visit on your recommendation; thanks so much.

I pulled out a hundred to pay the $80.00 house fee, but Mamasan stopped me and said "$240.00" with nonnegotiable authority. She got her money.

CopKoda described Kiki as having an hour glass figure and I can't argue. Very shapely and attractive. He said her tits were MM; they are not, I promise. Perfect natural Bs. She said she is 27.

The table shower couldn't have been better. NURU, TUMA, with some bareback deep throat thrown in. Facing me, she peed in my mouth and made "Ahhh. ". Sounds of relief when she did as I rubbed those amazing tits. I couldn't drink it all which is rare.

Back in the room I know I made her cum with my tongue because she pulled my head away after she did. Mish with the cover and she came twice again. Kinda squirted, so I know I rang her bell. Pays to go first apparently..[/QUOTE]To each their own, I'm not one for DATY because of traffic violations, but you got me scratching my head, yes the big one. How was this even negotiated? You were dining out and then it just happened? I would have freaked out and ran for cover. Did she say something like, hey I'll be back because I got to go pee, and you said, pee my mouth? Anyhow. This one has me chuckling, solid gold post!

[QUOTE=MrRobo;7327058]Was in winter garden so decided to check out cherry blossoms.

The one that opened, the door was a bit old with bad teeth, so I asked for another while in the room and a tan spinner came in. She asked massage duration, then said "honey. Me boy" and flashed me small peaked. Welp this was a first because she looked like a young spinner. I opted for some head relief while processing what had just happened. After one of the best CBJ ever I decided to take the plunge. Very tight to start off, but after some oil we were off to the races. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]She walked like a woman but talked like a man (old song).

Pissing, now this, what's next 🤣.

Daphne is my absolute favorite all time provider. Not sure about others but I got into this hobby as a departure, a respite.

I said to myself I would likely be done with the hobby if I ever achieved what "I" consider*a near perfect experience.

Today was that day..

Daphne created a close to perfect experience for me and went WAYYY beyond the call of normal duty.

For me she is beautiful, personable, and INCREDIBLY adventurous.

I've never been with a provider so receptive to a customer's needs.

Today likely will never be replicated.

It was beyond the words I could put here to explain it.

I am not sure how long she will be at Venus but often at the beginning of months, staff changes.

May want to get in there and express your interest and see what real customer service looks like.

Good Luck!.

[QUOTE=SlimShady96;7327372]To each their own, I'm not one for DATY because of traffic violations, but you got me scratching my head, yes the big one. How was this even negotiated? You were dining out and then it just happened? I would have freaked out and ran for cover. Did she say something like, hey I'll be back because I got to go pee, and you said, pee my mouth? Anyhow. This one has me chuckling, solid gold post![/QUOTE]When Mamasan said "Two-forty", I'm assuming that's all inclusive. We were in the table shower; I'm on my back with her on top. I pointed to my mouth and said "Pee. " She seemed a little surprised, but without missing a beat, straddled my face and relieved herself in my mouth while facing me. I love it when they really hafta go and she did, usually you only get a little forced trickle.

I'm wondering if she gets some psychological satisfaction from finally getting to piss on one of the guys who constantly fuck her. I wonder if she tells her coworkers. I don't do it as much for the pee as I do it for the humiliation. I think I'll have her smack me for spilling her precious nectar next time.

[QUOTE=MarkGew;7327502]She walked like a woman but talked like a man (old song).

Pissing, now this, what's next 🤣.[/QUOTE]LOL. You're right. Girls pissing in guys mouths and lady boys, but let's not forget the girls that have recently been showing interest in fucking multiple guys at one time and then the guys who want to eat another guys load out of a girls, pussy, condom or mouth!!

[QUOTE=Midnightpass;7327672]When Mamasan said "Two-forty", I'm assuming that's all inclusive. We were in the table shower; I'm on my back with her on top. I pointed to my mouth and said "Pee. " She seemed a little surprised, but without missing a beat, straddled my face and relieved herself in my mouth while facing me. I love it when they really hafta go and she did, usually you only get a little forced trickle.

I'm wondering if she gets some psychological satisfaction from finally getting to piss on one of the guys who constantly fuck her. I wonder if she tells her coworkers. I don't do it as much for the pee as I do it for the humiliation. I think I'll have her smack me for spilling her precious nectar next time.[/QUOTE]Damn man! Crazy! As long as you liked it that's what counts. Also I am good friends with a lot of these girls and I can tell you with the 100% certainty that they always talk about encounters with their clients with the other girls. Whether it's a guy that fucks good, or a guy that they don't like, or a handsome guy, or a guy that does kinky crazy shit they've never done before, they always talk about it unless it's something a little extra that they do for a couple select clients that they don't want anyone else knowing about.

I've had a couple of AMP visits in the past few months that I didn't review, nothing was noteworthy, last month I tried a place in St. Pete because of geography. It really wasn't good, definitely not Orlando quality. I didn't review because it would have been a bad review and negativity just sucks.

Sunday I wanted to try one of the places I've seen reviewed recently that I haven't been to, QQ sounds fun. I popped in and there was one car out front, another monger pulled up just as I was heading in. I met "whoever" at the door. Not super bubbly, she advised there are only 2 attendants and one is busy, after she put the pickup truck guy in a room she came in asking "how long?" "30 min?"

Bleh. I don't like the impending rush job. I bounced.

Headed to VIP, met Juju, I like the body type, skinny, small naturals. I put up $$. 4, one negative thing she is the type to just immediately try for upcharge, upsell, but ultimately it was fine. They wanted to push a 2 girl deal and I only had a very small amount of (budgeted) "extra", I'm going to not say how much but there was a short 2 girl session for a much smaller than usual upcharge. How many acres and a mule? Anyway, Juju is pretty good I got my hour whether measured time wise or just satisfaction. I asked if she would like an online review and she agreed. So there, if you like the traditional skinny Chinese look (I do) then she may be your girl. The other girl, Candy, seemed nice, she can DT, but I like Juju.

The place was clean, parking lot is shared with other businesses, safe area IMHO. Will probably repeat.

[QUOTE=EvilChil;7328193]I've had a couple of AMP visits in the past few months that I didn't review, nothing was noteworthy, last month I tried a place in St. Pete because of geography. It really wasn't good, definitely not Orlando quality. I didn't review because it would have been a bad review and negativity just sucks.

Sunday I wanted to try one of the places I've seen reviewed recently that I haven't been to, QQ sounds fun. I popped in and there was one car out front, another monger pulled up just as I was heading in. I met "whoever" at the door. Not super bubbly, she advised there are only 2 attendants and one is busy, after she put the pickup truck guy in a room she came in asking "how long?" "30 min?"

Bleh. I don't like the impending rush job. I bounced.

Headed to VIP, met Juju, I like the body type, skinny, small naturals. I put up $$. 4, one negative thing she is the type to just immediately try for upcharge, upsell, but ultimately it was fine. They wanted to push a 2 girl deal and I only had a very small amount of (budgeted) "extra", I'm going to not say how much but there was a short 2 girl session for a much smaller than usual upcharge. How many acres and a mule? Anyway, Juju is pretty good I got my hour whether measured time wise or just satisfaction. I asked if she would like an online review and she agreed. So there, if you like the traditional skinny Chinese look (I do) then she may be your girl. The other girl, Candy, seemed nice, she can DT, but I like Juju.

The place was clean, parking lot is shared with other businesses, safe area IMHO. Will probably repeat.[/QUOTE]Your a better man than me. In over 20 years I can count on one hand the times I've walked. Little head almost always wins.

Hey everyone. It's been a while since I've visited and seen there are definitely some changes. I went by Let's Relax and saw that it was closed. Is Spring spa and Gardenia closed as well? If s, when did they close. I'm sure people talked about it in the chat but want to know how far back I need to look. Blue was my favorite and know she worked those mainly. If so, what are the new hot spots? I'm seeing E. T. And Venus. Are there any others? Thanks for the info. Stay safe!

[QUOTE=MarkGew;7328288]Your a better man than me. In over 20 years I can count on one hand the times I've walked. Little head almost always wins.[/QUOTE]Your walking muscles are definitely worth exercising. We have a good selection of spas around the city and it's uncommon for them all to be busy at the same time.

I always go in knowing how many girls they have on staff, and do a quick assessment of how many mongers are there by looking at the rooms. Closed door = dude inside. If there are more closed rooms than girls on staff, I bounce. If I can't even get in a room because they're all full and the girl wants to put me in the broom closet or the cuck corner or whatever, I bounce. If the girl says they're too busy and can only do 30 minutes, I bounce.

The girl you are walking out on will protest and try to keep you (and your cash) from leaving. She will usually either say "only 10 minute" or "almost ready". But stick to your guns and just tell her you'll come back later. She won't take it personally and next time you see her she probably won't even bring it up, assuming she remembers at all.