Massage Parlor Reports

When I visit the AMPs, I always get the good looking ones and they always want to finish me off in the most pleasant ways.

You ask why?

Because I have a healthy "chi" as one AMP provider told me. To me, "chi" must mean that I have a giant load.

This makes sense to me. I have nicknames in different AMPs.
I won't mention the places (YMMV), but here are the nicknames some of the chicks have given me:
1. The Sperminator
2. Sir Cum A Lot
3. Beer Can (as in when you shake a beer can and open it)
4. Old Faithful
5. The Decorator (when it shoots, it redecorates the place).

Now before you PM me for details, I thought that I would add some humor to the forum. #1-5 is some of the nicknames for Peter North, not me. You can borrow the names for yourselves.

As always, be safe.

[QUOTE=Eelectri]Recently! Recently I visited this AMP off 434 north of Ronald Reagan Blvd.

Nice and friendly, personnel, with good attitudes and nice TS.

Providing a good legit massage with the nice ending and will repeat.[/QUOTE]

Was in the area and could not find it. Did you go and where actually is it.
Thanks

Well that's how I got the nickname "Snake". It was on the flip on the table shower at an AMP when the lady shouted out something that sounded like snake.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]When I visit the AMPs, I always get the good looking ones and they always want to finish me off in the most pleasant ways.

You ask why?

Because I have a healthy "chi" as one AMP provider told me. To me, "chi" must mean that I have a giant load.

This makes sense to me. I have nicknames in different AMPs.
I won't mention the places (YMMV), but here are the nicknames some of the chicks have given me:
1. The Sperminator
2. Sir Cum A Lot
3. Beer Can (as in when you shake a beer can and open it)
4. Old Faithful
5. The Decorator (when it shoots, it redecorates the place).

Now before you PM me for details, I thought that I would add some humor to the forum. #1-5 is some of the nicknames for Peter North, not me. You can borrow the names for yourselves.

As always, be safe.[/QUOTE]

Fellas. There is a new AMP and the girls are smokin HOT. Worth the visit. The downside is parking and location. Elite Productions at W Colonial near the AMWAY.

Looks 9. 5/10

Service 9/10

Attitude 9/10

Enough said!

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]When I visit the AMPs, I always get the good looking ones and they always want to finish me off in the most pleasant ways....[/QUOTE]

LOL G100-you always crack up up

Back to business. Spa Serenity opened back up. I've only been there twice, but it seems like a good place to visit. I'm liking it way better than Asahi (although Asahi still rocks, serenity is just closer with cuter girls--I guess I should post about my recent Asahi visit...)

I went to Spa Serenity for the first time around 4th of July. Was taken care of by a Korean girl (I'm pretty sure she was Korean, but on my recent visit the girl said no koreans worked there). Then stopped by about 2 weeks ago and it was closed down.

Then I returned last week to find it open again. I was greeted by a papasan this time, but handed over to an incredibly hot Chinese girl who had almost no accent. She kinda talked like a valley girl ("ohmygosh!" and stuff).

The massage was pretty good--more of an oily body rub than an authentic massage. Throughout the session, she kept asking me about what massage parlors I've visited. I listed a few for her. She said stuff like "Oh, you must have a very stressful job to need that much relaxation" in a very teasing way. Then she offered to provide me a true "Asahi" experience for $. I obliged.

The only possible complaint would be that her chest is not home grown, but I would not complain about this one. She was young and hot and provided quite a good release. No FS offered, but I enjoyed my time with her and will repeat.

Looks 10/10
Service 8/10

-fg

I saw Heather recently at her location on Aloma. I'm always attracted to her by her looks but am ultimately disappointed in her service and attitude. Maybe it's just me but she shows no personality or interest in her work or her customers. She speaks in monotone and her massage feels like it's being done by a robot. I got the same treatment on the flip. She delivered the goods but seems to be completely detached from the process. On top of that she shorted me 20 minutes of a one hour appointment.
No repeat for me.

[QUOTE=Laymedown1]Fellas. There is a new AMP and the girls are smokin HOT. Worth the visit. The downside is parking and location. Elite Productions at W Colonial near the AMWAY.

Looks 9. 5/10

Service 9/10

Attitude 9/10

Enough said![/QUOTE]What's the damage here?

[QUOTE=Nohassles]I saw Heather recently at her location on Aloma. I'm always attracted to her by her looks but am ultimately disappointed in her service and attitude. Maybe it's just me but she shows no personality or interest in her work or her customers. She speaks in monotone and her massage feels like it's being done by a robot. I got the same treatment on the flip. She delivered the goods but seems to be completely detached from the process. On top of that she shorted me 20 minutes of a one hour appointment.

No repeat for me.[/QUOTE]I could not agree with you more! I have seen Heather several times, each time it got worse. I have not been back to see her in quite sometime. I also think she has lost many clients and that is why the menu is more open. Just no personality and last time she had put on weigh.

I agree. I have seen Heather a couple times thinking that as she got to know me she would be friendlier and more animated. She delivers as promised, but no excitement. BTW I hate being shorted the 20 minutes too. Have you tried Sunshine on Howell Branch? PM for more details.

Golfer

[QUOTE=Nohassles]I saw Heather recently at her location on Aloma. I'm always attracted to her by her looks but am ultimately disappointed in her service and attitude. Maybe it's just me but she shows no personality or interest in her work or her customers. She speaks in monotone and her massage feels like it's being done by a robot. I got the same treatment on the flip. She delivered the goods but seems to be completely detached from the process. On top of that she shorted me 20 minutes of a one hour appointment.

No repeat for me.[/QUOTE]

I was over in Kissimmee the other day and thought that I would give DD a try after reading some good reviews here.

All in all it was a very good experience. Standard rates for massage - they don't have a TS which was a bit of a disappointment - but overall it was very good.

Gina gave a good massage, didn't rush things and proceeded with the flip with no hesitation or discussion of a tip. Afterward she actually continued a light massage and facial massage for sometime - definitely no rush and I think I was actually there for a bit over an hour.

In the end, I left a decent tip - I really appreciated that there was no need for negotiations or discussion during the service and probably ended up leaving a better tip than I would have otherwise.

[QUOTE=Golfer3354]I agree. I have seen Heather a couple times thinking that as she got to know me she would be friendlier and more animated. She delivers as promised, but no excitement. BTW I hate being shorted the 20 minutes too. Have you tried Sunshine on Howell Branch? PM for more details.

Golfer[/QUOTE]
A friend of mine said exactly the same thing after his first time with her. And, I know someone that works in that complex and he said that she is the most unfriendly woman he has ever casually talked to. He also said that she appears to be pissed off A LOT! Maybe she has issues..............

I tried her a few times when she was on Fairbanks and I quickly lost interest. I don't mind fat chicks but, at least, they are supposed to be friendly. She isn't. She always tried to upsell to big dollars. With her looks she is out of her league. Notice she only posts her face in all ads. There is always a reason.

I've seen Bodyworks Heather (Note there are several Heathers and they are all in Winter Park) and have always enjoyed myself.

We may be talking about the same one - larger office complex, and she is not friendly or engaging at all.

We may be talking about a different one - No upsell on her end unless I asked about menu, and she is not fat at all.

Fluxeon,

I have seen both blond Heathers in WP. (And the crazy brunette one, too). The fat ugly one is not the same one on Aloma. Fairbanks Heather is a an unappealing mess. Aloma Heather is attractive, but the general consensus is that she lacks any enthusiasm in her work.

Jay

I just have a few questions as I have never taken part in the whole mp thing.

What does the standard trip end up costing?

I know it includes the massage and 'tip' but I'd hate to under tip and also hate to set the bar too high.

What does the TS(table shower if I'm correct) include?

Is it like a hosing down or like a wipe down with a wet towel?

And of course what does the HE intail?

Is it traditionaly referring to a bj or a hj? Or fs?

I ask these questions because I have always just done the escort / sw thing. More so the escort thing because I feel it to be safer ... For the most part atleast. So when I mention cost or other specifics I in no way mean to sound cheap just wondering if it'll match escort experiences. After all I understand that this is just some peoples nitch and may not be mine as I am really just about enjoying the stress release.

Thank you all for your time feel free to just PM me with any info as I know some questions were quite open.

Lokm