A suggestion for cost savings
[QUOTE=First Dude1968;1292980]Unlike our local bard, the eloquent Mr. Fred Z, I'm not looking for poetry, just to do my thing. Fred I'm going to take your reports and send them to Harlequin. Split the proceeds with you?[/QUOTE]
While I certainly appreciate the rapier wit, I'd suggest that, if you don't see any poetry in the eroticism of a beautiful woman, you could save a lot of money and hassle by ditching this expensive hobby & investing in one of these items so eloquently endorsed by that other FZ:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTxqyQ4AXI8[/url]
Simply rinse between uses. No arguments, no missed appointments, no upcharges, no arrests, no wondering if you're still the ATF of your ATF, no "Night of the Living Bubba" unpleasantness in the parking lot. And the cost savings can't be beat, so to speak.
No Luck in Knoxville Friday
Thanks to the responses to my earlier request for recommendations during my visit on Friday night, I made contact with two of your fine ladies on Thursday. I emailed Lovely and she stated whe was working Friday from 4-midnight and still running her $100 special. Stated that I should contact her when I get in town. Well, I called multiple times, but could not leave a message. Her voicemail was not set up. I even emailed her and did not get a response. Alexis also answered my email and I called her when I got not response from Lovely. Couldn't leave a message with her either and she did not call me back. I don't know why ladies don't have voicemail if they are going to post ads on BP. Perhaps another time I will have better luck, but thanks anyways to those who provided info.
Chessi69
Rapier? I hardly know her
[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1293203]While I certainly appreciate the rapier with, I'd suggest that, if you don't see any poetry in the eroticism of a beautiful woman, you could save a lot of money and hassle by ditching this expensive hobby & investing in one of these items so eloquently endorsed by that other FZ:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTxqyQ4AXI8[/url]
Simply rinse between uses. No arguments, no missed appointments, no upcharges, no arrests, no wondering if you're still the ATF of your ATF, no "Night of the Living Bubba" unpleasantness in the parking lot. And the cost savings can't be beat, so to speak.[/QUOTE]You are a gentleman and a scholar. Well done. I hope for you no Reno Welcomes in the future.
Alexis any info? Haven't seen any advertising in a while!
Curious about Alexis, any info please PM. I would love to set something up soon.
This ad is targeting the dyslexic hobbyist
[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mnhgfd-24/4458176[/url]
I mean WTF? These ads aren't free right?
I will again ask if someone has seen Randi from the 205 area code.
Thanks.
Dude out
And holy crap did you see this.
[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/no-more-mr-nice-guy-50/4464652[/url]
No more Mr. Nice GUY!.50.
[quote]Posted: October 14, 2011, 02:57 PM.
Reply: click here.
Does this man invite you over for dinner with people peepin through the kitchen window? Does this man pick you up with people hiding in the back floor board of his truck? Does this man bring you over with a P*I*M*P in his attic? Does this man secrectly make video's of you? Does this man set up to DIE? Is this man in your computer and phone? The provider he tried 2 kill! Byron Dean stay away from PINE OAK LANE!
Poster's age: 50.
• Location: Memphis.
• Post ID: 4464652 knoxville.[/quote]I mean what the hell is this about? 6 pictures attached. 1 of a dude and 5 of a provider.
And again on the "News of the Weird" type: the SHAI saga continues. The ads continue to make less sense and get even weirder. Wow is about all I can say.