Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]God the chapters I could add from my past. Even recently some of the same drama as Ilapp has experienced.

Let's see, freckles, another redhead who again does not like giving BJ's, she wants to buy me dinner, pay for the hotel, take me to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, loan me money, give me free lap dances, tie me down while she and another stripper do each other and then do me, house sit for another stripper so we have a free place to go, cook me dinner, well it just goes on and on. I don't know if I can take all the drama. Can someone please help!

FF

PS Freckles tonight and maybe finally a BJ.[/QUOTE]

I tried to keep her company and out of trouble after her trysts with the other stripper over the weekend, and even though someone told a friend of mine that she and I were dating- imagine that, me being confused with you, but alas, there is only one man enough for her. I put a twofer in the bank for you, not that you will need it. If it wasn't for the stripper golf outing Saturday I might have offered my company for Skynard though.

[QUOTE=HandfulOfWheel]I've eyed the new one lots of times, and complimented her on her fine physique, but I was amazed at the attention CP got from her compared to what I've gotten.[/QUOTE]

I believe much like FF's friend, she prefers a more mature type of man-someday when you are old like us you will understand.LOL

[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Oh my dear friend, you are so wrong. I only went to the amatuer contest last week and was only there for a bit. It pissed her off that I left but what do I care. All that other chit happened from March-April. That's when I finally started to get wise, yes I know it took some time but I've kicked that habit. The "new" one actually answers her phone, texts me back and actually has a brain that gets used. Wednesday nite is the big nite..............
BTW, on this whole strip club thing, Friday nite was capped off nicely by Lena in the couch area, HJ to completion. Amazing Ilapp, you'll like that one. Nicole could have used you that night also as she was struggling for cash, but I think she had it coming as that "mama" attitude was really coming out. Strange because she is usually pretty easy going.[/QUOTE]

Yes Lena is right in my wheelhouse when it comes to what I find attractive, but last time I spoke to Nichole my phone was burning with her anger towards me, probably best I missed that opportunity, although surely she has forgiven/forgotten me by now. On the other hand, she is a favorite of Misty's from current and past times, she probably could have cheered her up properly had she been there. Then again, sometimes --most times- all is forgiven with cash. Let's see, if I remember your pet name for Nichole, seems like it had something to do with the term "turdcutter" didn't it?

Hey everyone. Long time lurker, few time poster. Glad to see the mess in the Escort reports is cleaned up!

The cat is away for another couple of weeks and I'm just seeing if anyone has any interest in going out to a club in the next week. Last time I went out with justguessing and we had a pretty good time. He knows all the best ladies and is an impressive database of strip club history. I also got shitfaced in PTs and met someone quite accidentally (along with the now infamous instigator of all that escort report drama) as well. Sorry to whoever that was. I was indeed shitfaced as tends to happen when SO is away.

I usually get good mileage at PTs but I'm down for whatever.

PM is good.

Nos

I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.[/QUOTE]Never heard of patty's but after reading this review, I think I will go acquaint myself.

Well done and much thanks!

[QUOTE=Nostra3]Hey everyone. Long time lurker, few time poster. Glad to see the mess in the Escort reports is cleaned up!

The cat is away for another couple of weeks and I'm just seeing if anyone has any interest in going out to a club in the next week. Last time I went out with justguessing and we had a pretty good time. He knows all the best ladies and is an impressive database of strip club history. I also got shitfaced in PTs and met someone quite accidentally (along with the now infamous instigator of all that escort report drama) as well. Sorry to whoever that was. I was indeed shitfaced as tends to happen when SO is away.

I usually get good mileage at PTs but I'm down for whatever.

PM is good.

Nos[/QUOTE]

A thought for you, since you have been to Gold and PT's last time seems about right for a BBF visit hard to go wrong there. I'm betting some of this group would be up for a post work BBF drop by or whatever hours you want to try.

Just got home from BBF lot of new hot ones, couple try-outs.

Lena was up to form tonight.

Yummy

Jeez Mr. Ilapp, it would have been great to have been invited to your private party but I guess I don't deserve your company anymore. Being the lowlife, polekat loving person I am doesn't put me on your level anymore. If you ever decide to include me in your adventures there, let me know, I work sorta kinda close to there. It really wouldn't be a problem to see what you talking about. Maybe I can steer you clear of any potential future problems. BTW, at BBF tonight , Lena was looking good, I may have to go back and partake again. I had to behave myself since I was w/ the "new" one. I may be headed down the dusty trail again on this one..........

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.[/QUOTE]

Paragraphs are sexy.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there.[/QUOTE]

I decided to shorten your report to save on gigabytes.

I can tell when you are having a good time. Especially when the drool oozes out of your text messages as you describe the activities. My friend, the only thing I don't understand is there was not a single Asian in the club and yet the floor was wet when I arrived. I for one think the longer dark haired dancer on your right was the best in the club. She just seemed to have this "Come F**K me look". She even had freckles on her face, which I am sure you noticed. If you get some action from her, let me know, because she was hot! Sorry I couldn't stay longer but Chill was on his way to another club to meet me.

Sorry Chill, I should have directed you to Patty's because I was not much company because of later plans. I also feel bad because I lead you down the path of anticipation with a blond who only knows how to call everyone after they are in bed asleep. Hope I did not ruin your night.

FF

PS I had freckles for dinner, desert, breakfast and lunch.

[QUOTE=Dave30]Paragraphs are sexy.[/QUOTE]

After 400 some odd posts, and some of them are very odd, you would understand by now, that he seldom uses paragraphs (difficult to do on a phone). We are just used to it. However his grammer is as good as Tonylove's!

FF

[QUOTE=Dave30]Paragraphs are sexy.[/QUOTE]

It is why I don't use them, last thing I want to do is get you all turned on, I get all the manlove I need. Actually at line 49, if you were to read my typed text as it still appears in my editing pane, I did have a paragraph break, a two space indentation also included on the first word, It, and that is how it still appears in my original text. Not sure why it doesn't appear in the published version. It could be that the report was so stupidly long that I exceeded allowable space and the only was to get it in was to tighten the dead spaces. Oh no, now it may seem sexy to you and what will we do. Maybe you ought to go check out a woman and report on that for a change.

To Chill: I apologize for not notifying you, it was an off the cuff event and I forgot you are a resident once again, was certainly surprised to have any company at all. And I apologize that the blonde from the other bar called me late, before she called you. Of course the fact that she just wanted the number of a girl she has the hots for should ease the pain, hmmm maybe she is a freak for freckles like some guys are too.

To FF: You are dead on, the little brunette who was on my right, who eventually decided curling up like a little puppy on me or wrapping herself around me completely after you left was how she wanted to spend the evening, was the keeper in my mind. And other body parts whole-heartedly agreed with her encouragement. Sometimes there is one that just does it for you, and for me it was her, even if her name is the same as a well-known ex, well sort of an ex, but not entirely I guess. By the way, she has freckles in lots more places too, and I hear the little cheerleader on my left thought you were a rather handsome man, you know, considering your age and all.

[QUOTE=Glaucon]Never heard of patty's but after reading this review, I think I will go acquaint myself.

Well done and much thanks![/QUOTE]

Just understand that Patty's is still the dive it has always has been for God knows how many years I have been stopping by, even on a grey, cloudy day it will take 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Like every dive, it has always had the occasional diamond in the rough show up. I had heard, either on the board or from someone on it that they had been there not too long ago and had fun. I had a "special" friend that was working there a year or so back, after her early release and getting fired from a couple prominent clubs, and so I was there quite a bit. There were two or three real hotties there then, but some much worse than now too, and I got tired of all the bar fights( between the dancers, not the patrons) and so combined with a different work pattern, I have only been there once or twice since and was pleasantly surprised this trip. Just know it is what it is, but if you go good chance I may see you.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Just understand that Patty's is still the dive it has always has been for God knows how many years I have been stopping by, even on a grey, cloudy day it will take 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Like every dive, it has always had the occasional diamond in the rough show up. I had heard, either on the board or from someone on it that they had been there not too long ago and had fun. I had a "special" friend that was working there a year or so back, after her early release and getting fired from a couple prominent clubs, and so I was there quite a bit. There were two or three real hotties there then, but some much worse than now too, and I got tired of all the bar fights( between the dancers, not the patrons) and so combined with a different work pattern, I have only been there once or twice since and was pleasantly surprised this trip. Just know it is what it is, but if you go good chance I may see you.[/QUOTE]Even though a buddy of mine lived a couple blocks away years ago, I avoided that place. Then about 5 years ago, another buddy of mine dragged me in after a Colts game. The usual Heifers were there, but then I spied a tiny brunette with perfect B's and tight round butt. Wow! As best I could tell, she was running away on her way to Florida with her BF. She had been hitting clubs on the way to make enough for gas, food, and lodging. (I'm pretty sure they were escaping a deal gone south.) She said this was the only club close to the interstate that would allow her to work on short notice, and the other girls were getting jealous. So I got a few friendly dances and her digits for some fun later, sans BF. After that, I try to stop in now and then, but have never seen any other lookers. That must have been my only lucky night, and it sounds like you Ilapp had a lucky one too.

PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?

[QUOTE=Justguessing]A thought for you, since you have been to Gold and PT's last time seems about right for a BBF visit hard to go wrong there. I'm betting some of this group would be up for a post work BBF drop by or whatever hours you want to try.[/QUOTE]Yes, that sounds fine with me. I like new places and things.

That has got me in trouble a time or two but hey, that's life!

Anyone going out tonight/tomorrow?

PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?[/QUOTE]

I am still laughing out loud, thanks I needed that. In addition, since out paths occasionally cross, and considering your well-known handle, I am suddenly aware that I would probably be wise to shelf my use of the term Wheel house. Of course I should probably also never say that I am Popular or a Nice guy. If a girl thinks I am a Freak or a Tool I don't think I should bring it up either. I try not to use the term Fudge packer and no one refers to me as Tony,Robert,Johnny,Dave,Lenny or any other proper names fortunately,and I have not been down under or to Africa so I will probably never need to fear a Lion or a Dingo eating my baby or anything else. OK this retort sucks, I won't be Tryin this again.

Sincerely,
Ipapp

Rolling through from the East Coast, I had a few hours to spare - so I stopped into Patty's and had the best worst-strip-club experience I've ever had. The place is such a dive, and the girls know it's such a dive, but they keep a great attitude. At least the two who hung out with me did.

Sat at the bar and bought drinks, dinner (take out from some local place) and the occasional dollar "dance" with a skinny black girl and a heavier white girl. They figured out quickly that boobs in the face = a quick couple bucks with me, but they didn't push it. Every now and then I would like "um, could I bother you?" and so on.

Eventually, we decided that I needed a dance with the two of them in the back room. The place was deserted, so we had the whole space to ourselves. They took off their tops and settled in on either side of me. In pretty short order, my shirt was unbuttoned, and there followed six to eight songs (I tried to count, but lost it!) of the craziest free form groping, gasping, pile-of-bodies sexy action I've ever been part of. One would be chewing on my nipples, while the other was grinding on my lap - and then nipple girl would ... you get the idea. I don't write for Playboy. Lots of roaming hands and so on, but we stayed within the rules - the pants stayed on, no "real" extras. It was awesome. I even had the feeling that they were into it - which is the point.

Wound up tipping them each $60. No idea if that was high or low - but they seemed happy - and even if it was only six songs with two girls - that's a steal at upscale club prices.

It was exactly what I go to the clubs for. If you're looking for airbrushed models and attitude, avoid Patty's. If you want real girls, and you don't mind some grit, Patty's is for you.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?[/QUOTE]

I am still laughing out loud, thanks I needed that. In addition, since out paths occasionally cross, and considering your well-known handle, I am suddenly aware that I would probably be wise to shelf my use of the term Wheel house. Of course I should probably also never say that I am Popular or a Nice guy. If a girl thinks I am a Freak or a Tool I don't think I should bring it up either. I try not to use the term Fudge packer and no one refers to me as Tony,Robert,Johnny,Dave,Lenny or any other proper names fortunately,and I have not been down under or to Africa so I will probably never need to fear a Lion or a Dingo eating my baby or anything else. OK this retort sucks, I won't be Tryin this again.

Sincerely,
Ipapp[/QUOTE]

Though I was feeling left out until the very end. 8-p

TA2

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]

Though I was feeling left out until the very end. 8-p

TA2[/QUOTE]Last but not least.

Stopped in the club at East and Lincoln tonight for the first time in about 6 months. Lots of turnover at these clubs I know but I didn't even recognize the bartender. Couple of nice lookers but no talent on the dance floor. Left after about an hour and headed to Ky Ave. Not any better. Talk about dead. Looks like it is time to bact to Brass Flamingo.

I made a visit to Brass Flamingo Tuesday evening..my first time there in a couple of years at least. The lineup of girls was pretty decent. I had several table dances from Cameron, Gabrielle, and Nadia. Cameron has worked there for 2-3 years and it showed as she massaged my package several times. Gabrielle has only been dancing for 6 weeks but she provided good contact. Nadia just started at Brass but has danced at Gold Club and Dancers. She was incredibly hot and gave some good dances.

Since it was my first visit in a long time it was my first experience with the dude collecting $2 per dance..I found that weird. The last time I visited the table dance area was where the enclosed booth area is now. I didn't see anyone ever go in the enclosed booth during the couple of hours I was there. Has anyone ever tried the closed off area? I was curious if the extra privacy is worth the additional cost. I guess the real question is are there cameras in the booth like there are in the normal VIP area?

I miss the days of the $50/30 minute VIP. $100/30 minutes seems a little steep to me.

BB

[QUOTE=BigBad]I made a visit to Brass Flamingo Tuesday evening. My first time there in a couple of years at least. The lineup of girls was pretty decent. I had several table dances from Cameron, Gabrielle, and Nadia. Cameron has worked there for 2-3 years and it showed as she massaged my package several times. Gabrielle has only been dancing for 6 weeks but she provided good contact. Nadia just started at Brass but has danced at Gold Club and Dancers. She was incredibly hot and gave some good dances.

Since it was my first visit in a long time it was my first experience with the dude collecting $2 per dance. I found that weird. The last time I visited the table dance area was where the enclosed booth area is now. I didn't see anyone ever go in the enclosed booth during the couple of hours I was there. Has anyone ever tried the closed off area? I was curious if the extra privacy is worth the additional cost. I guess the real question is are there cameras in the booth like there are in the normal VIP area?

I miss the days of the $50/30 minute VIP. $100/30 minutes seems a little steep to me.

BB[/QUOTE]I invested in the VIP a couple of weeks ago. Return on investment was not sterling. It was probably the entertainer (or me), but a lot of talk and reasons to "be right back. " There was only one other person in there during my time in the room, and from the overheard conversation, he was much happier than I was with the experience. My guess is that he was happy twice. I should have written a review at the time, but. I forgot the gal's name between there and the next time I was at my keyboard.

I saw no overt cameras there, but, given current technology, that doesn't really prove anything.

The quick and dirty: I was slightly entertained, but certainly not impressed. The other guy in the room, however.

Z

[QUOTE=Zugash]I invested in the VIP a couple of weeks ago. Return on investment was not sterling. It was probably the entertainer (or me), but a lot of talk and reasons to "be right back. " There was only one other person in there during my time in the room, and from the overheard conversation, he was much happier than I was with the experience. My guess is that he was happy twice. I should have written a review at the time, but. I forgot the gal's name between there and the next time I was at my keyboard.

I saw no overt cameras there, but, given current technology, that doesn't really prove anything.

The quick and dirty: I was slightly entertained, but certainly not impressed. The other guy in the room, however.

Z[/QUOTE]


You should have grabbed the other girl before she left the room

[QUOTE=Bsabiker]You should have grabbed the other girl before she left the room[/QUOTE]After my time was up, my main goal was to shake my "friend" and get outa there.

Z

[QUOTE=Zugash]After my time was up, my main goal was to shake my "friend" and get outa there.

Z[/QUOTE]
There are definitely cameras in the normal VIP area ($100/30 min) although some of the more experienced girls know how to avoid them. I don't know if there are any cameras in the closed off area where the VIP is $200/30 min. $200 seems a little ridiculous but I suppose if there were no cameras it somehow might be worth it although doubt it.

[QUOTE=BigBad]There are definitely cameras in the normal VIP area ($100/30 min) although some of the more experienced girls know how to avoid them. I don't know if there are any cameras in the closed off area where the VIP is $200/30 min. $200 seems a little ridiculous but I suppose if there were no cameras it somehow might be worth it although doubt it.[/QUOTE]

Not only are there cameras in the $100/30 room, but every time I have been in there since they raised it from $50/30, the house mom has been sitting on the center bench watching everything and there has been a waitress in yelling "COCKTAILS!!!" every 5 minutes or so.

Against my better judgment tried a Friday Daytime visit here a couple of weeks ago. It had been more than a year since I had been here and all the dancers I knew had moved on but had seen some decent reports here.

A couple a of older dancers rubbed their right parts on you for a dollar tip at stage and promise good things. I tried one new dancer with one mercer couch dance and moved on. I won't be trying day shift again without a known name.

Any reason to try night shift?

July 5th 2010 - remember this date for one of my shortest and best reports ever.

My favorite club last night was dead, came with a friend. Met a known dancer in the private booth. Got a double blow job from them; then they rode me one after the other while they made out; then they rubbed bare pussies together while I sucked titties and they gave me a double HJ - it was unrestricted action with nobody minding the store. When I finished...well, let's just say they don't like messes! If there is a camera in there, either the lens fogged up - or it's up on PornTube already. 8 songs, about 30 minutes, $220. Took a shower this morning; will rinse and repeat!

If you want to know where and who the dancer was, PM me I'll spill.

[QUOTE=West Central]Not only are there cameras in the $100/30 room, but every time I have been in there since they raised it from $50/30, the house mom has been sitting on the center bench watching everything and there has been a waitress in yelling "COCKTAILS!!!" every 5 minutes or so.[/QUOTE]
House mom in the room just plain sucks!

[QUOTE=Justguessing]Against my better judgment tried a Friday Daytime visit here a couple of weeks ago. It had been more than a year since I had been here and all the dancers I knew had moved on but had seen some decent reports here.

A couple a of older dancers rubbed their right parts on you for a dollar tip at stage and promise good things. I tried one new dancer with one mercer couch dance and moved on. I won't be trying day shift again without a known name.

Any reason to try night shift?[/QUOTE]I used to hang there pretty regular, mostly days. Had some friends there and got some action outside as well. Last year or two has been pretty slim during days. Nights are still party atmosphere, but pretty late, after 11pm or so.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]July 5th 2010 - remember this date for one of my shortest and best reports ever.

My favorite club last night was dead, came with a friend. Met a known dancer in the private booth. Got a double blow job from them; then they rode me one after the other while they made out; then they rubbed bare pussies together while I sucked titties and they gave me a double HJ - it was unrestricted action with nobody minding the store. When I finished...well, let's just say they don't like messes! If there is a camera in there, either the lens fogged up - or it's up on PornTube already. 8 songs, about 30 minutes, $220. Took a shower this morning; will rinse and repeat!

If you want to know where and who the dancer was, PM me I'll spill.[/QUOTE]

Kind of sounds like you already spilled. It took me a minute because it wasn't clear the friend you came with was female until after the info about the BJ, was going to make me think twice when I get invited to go to a club with somebody. Great fun makes great reports.

Which is a good club to maybe to lucky in the pvt lap dance?

Can you maybe get a little extra at harem?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]....It took me a minute because it wasn't clear the friend you came with was female until after the info about the BJ, was going to make me think twice when I get invited to go to a club with somebody.[/QUOTE]


LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female!

Hello all!

This Friday has been blessed beyond all other days for being honored as MY birthday. Normally, I celebrate this occasion with such lavish extravagances as;

1) Adding an extra shake when I conclude a lengthy piss

2) Opening a Cosmo in a checkout lane and reading exactly what will REALLY drive me wild...in bed.

3) 1 slice of Bella cheese pizza

4) I google myself and revel in my utter web absence

5) Prank call an Ex

This year though, I wanna pull out all the stops. I am considering TWO slices of pizza and actually listing my Ex's house for sale in the paper.

After all that, I also wanna go touch some boobies.

Which of our fair city's finest cultural enclaves of dramatic dance expression would any of you fine people recommend for a birthday boy?

I will certainly post the results of your advice next week.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female![/QUOTE]Good to know. From now on I'll be sure to say you are just an acquaintance of mine.

Well a couple of friends went out last night and I was on vacation and couldn't attend. However from the text messages I could tell it was a good time. We shall see if they give a report, but here some summaries:

1. HH was kind of dead. Drama from Isis and a dance from a cute redhead who got turned on, but didn't make SJ's second choice rise to the occasion. Stars were not out last night for dinner so it slightly darkened the first part of the evening.

2. Next was BBF where they Chilled out and spent some a short time with a Wheel. Lost contact for a while, meaning some cute stripper was cashing in on some private dances. However two of our fellow mongers fell in love. Wow, I was surprised. A club full of hot strippers and they fall in love. Sounds like the little head presided over the big one.

3. BGC was next, I think, because someone mentioned Cherry(s) and she works there. Now this was interesting because it sounded like a group groping session, five girls and a couple of guys. Of course if you count all the personalities with Cherries presence it was actually eight girls. Yes I believe a good time was had by all because around midnight I lost all contact.

Guess we will have to wait for the details because I am only a sideline reporter.

FF

PS. No mention of any freckles at any time.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female![/QUOTE]

I am a little slow, but I finally caught on with the rubbing pussies thing, dead give away every time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I am a little slow, but I finally caught on with the rubbing pussies thing, dead give away every time.[/QUOTE]Did you think they were trannies?