Check the Date For SKO Bust!!
[QUOTE=Joey Boots][url]http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/38/86609.html[/url][/QUOTE]
This happened in March. No Panic Please!
Virginia "Bawdy House" law
§ 18.2-347. Keeping, residing in or frequenting a bawdy place; "bawdy place" defined.
It shall be unlawful for any person to keep any bawdy place, or to reside in or at or visit, for immoral purposes, any such bawdy place. Each and every day such bawdy place shall be kept, resided in or visited, shall constitute a separate offense. In a prosecution under this section the general reputation of the place may be proved.
As used in this Code, "bawdy place" shall mean any place within or without any building or structure which is used or is to be used for lewdness, assignation or prostitution.
(Code 1950, §§ 18.1-195, 18.1-196; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15.)
What the previous poster says is in fact probably the best defense to the charge. But by the time you get to make that defense the damage is done. Your name has been in the newspaper and whatever other problems this has caused have already happened. And of course you can't really argue that the place is licensed for any of the activities of which you ay be accused of partaking beyond "massage."
[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]As long as the place has a business license from the county, it would seem that the police would have a difficult (though not impossible) time making the case that a customer at that AMP was [i]"frequenting a bawdy place. "[/i] It is unreasonable to expect that customers, upon entering a legitimate massage establishment or an AMP, would request to see the license or certificate of the therapist in question. This charge that the PWP cited of the six customers at SKO is intended to harrass and intimidate the customers more than anything else. And, they may be hoping that one or more of the customers, being freaked-out by such a charge, would knuckle under and testify against the establishment.
[b][i]Have fun at the Forum[/i] R: R[/b]
P.S..-- I'm not an attorney, nor do I play one on TV, but I believe my assessment of this situation is fairly close to the mark. Nevertheless, these six customers would still be well-advised to check with a lawyer.[/QUOTE]
A great afternoon for dreaming
Rather than repeat with one of the therapist's I'd met before, on my most recent visit to ***** (aka Mike Ono's place) I asjed for an appointment with Jennie. I am very happy to have made that appointment. and I am very grateful to some other more experienced Seniors whose comments influenced my request [**THANKS A LOT - owe you a beer!**]
As is customary, I passed a few pleasantries with the MMS who took me to my room, collected the. 8 for the hour and told me to undress to my comfort level (actually it was the assistant MMS as Angie was out when I arrived).
Jeannie arrived a few minutes later – confirmed a TS was wanted – and off we went.
Jennie is likely late 30s, and is the most attractive therapist I’ve met - taller and more slender than some with a nice figure and a very happy smile. Please excuse me if I don’t use for the typical "rating scale" (these ladies are nicer to most of us than perhaps we deserve and in my book that invalidates an impersonal and purely subjective scale). Suffice it to say for this RBAM (red blooded American male), she is "very easy on the eyes, and has a great attitude – friendly, appropriately cautious (she does not want to offend a client) – and a winning smile.
Jeannie understands the temperature of the water and lots of suds make the shower just right – and it was.-- and sometime, I may ask to spend the entire hour just enjoying the back and feet scrub.
Playful slaps and laughs and the TS was over. Stand to dry the back – and return to the room for the massage
Jeannie’s skill with massage is the best I’ve experienced since returning to NoVA and discovering quality AMPs.
Hot towels from neck to ankle followed by 15 minutes of the best deep back and leg work as she walked on my back. Perfect placement of feet released "cracks" and "pops" from back, neck, hips, and joints.
Towels now cool were removed, she dried my back, re-draped (yes, she drapes and like many of us have learned, relax. Don’t worry about it) – being relaxed is a good thing.
Talc (I assume lotion would be an option) and now medium work with her hands. She was able to work just about everything with the deep work when she was walking on my back – but her massage skills on my neck, shoulders, back, and legs now were like magic.
Some creative stretching – I’ve not been so flexed and so flexible in years perhaps – and it was time to turn over. .
Now work on the face, head, abs, knees, feet, etc. And a friendly ending where polite reciprocal touches were permitted – then more massage on the neck. Sit up. Pound some on the back, a little more stretching. And just over an hour later, I’m walking out the door – relaxed and in a better frame of mind.
To find a provider who really understands the power of a good massage is a treat and is worth a big hug and thanks, and nothing less than the full standard gratuity – and in Jeannie's case, perhaps even more generous because she’s really good. <And, if it needs to be said more explicitly- yes, the ending was happy- standard NoVA, but very happy.
I like all the providers I’ve met at ***** – but I will be asking for Jeannie by name for quite some time.
As I left, I chastised the Angie (she was back now) when she told me Jennie had been a member of the therapeutic staff for quite some time. As I left, Angie gave me a hug and said she would remember for next time to schedule me with Jeannie.
Always be nice to the ladies.
Lost mongers or Uncle's looking for info
Not sure where you newmann went, but definitely NOT old Mike's place.
Not sure who McLuvin is.- but to the best of my recollection, there has not been a "Mai" at Mike's for over 9 months. Perhaps I am over cautions of FNG (friendly new guy) posterings.
ALWAYS be nice to the ladies
[QUOTE=Thenewmann]Was intrigued by the talk of Mike Ono's old place. Did some digging and figured out where it is (I believe) and drove over.
A pleasant afternoon. Candy was cute and personable and allowed some light roaming during the HJ.[/QUOTE]
To endear yourself, go ahead and name your place.
Well, glad to hear you RTFF and tried to guess about Mike Ono's. Since you were incorrect (as stated - no upstairs), perhaps you'll get more slack as a contributing newbie given that your first post was an actual review, if you tell us where you went.
Mr. S
[QUOTE=Thenewmann]Was intrigued by the talk of Mike Ono's old place. Did some digging and figured out where it is (I believe) and drove over.
Rang the bell and was greeted by Candy. Answered the "Have you been here before? " with a No (I am always truthful). Led upstairs, requested one hour and paid the house fee.
Candy pointed me towards the shower and said to go ahead and take a shower. This confused me a little as I was expecting a TS. Possibly since I said I had not been there before she was being cautious? Gave myself a shower (disappointing) and then Candy had me sit in the sauna for a couple of minutes. Before the shower I pulled out her tip and laid it on the table (I think this saved the session).
Massage started with some nice stretching and neck work. I thought the massage was really good. Flipped over and she continued the massage. After finishing with my legs she started with the light NOVA touch and a nice hand release. Cleaned me up and continued to with a shoulder and head massage until time was up.
A pleasant afternoon. Candy was cute and personable and allowed some light roaming during the HJ.[/QUOTE]
Injury Report (or why I'm sticking to spinners from now on)
Been a while since I last posted, but felt this was noteworthy.
I visited one of the fine establishments in PWC last week and was greeted at the door (they moved the door since my last visit if that helps narrow it down for you) by a cute, but large girl.
Basically had the standard experience, nice table shower with proper attention to the proper areas, mediocre massage followed by a cowgirl rodeo. That's where I made my mistake.
She was overly enthusiastic, I mean I'm a big boy and I can take a hit but this was almost punishment. At some point during the assault a vein ruptured, swelling my already swollen part to grotesque dimensions (which she seemed to enjoy). The good news is I finished. The bad news is that nearly a week later, I am bruised at the base from the pounding and near the head from the ruptured vein. Oddly, the wrapper seemed to trap the internal bleeding in a two inch band from the head down the shaft. It's deep purple, swollen, and only now starting to fade and return to normal function. Try explaining that to your wife.
From now on I am going to insist on service providers that are NOT in or near my weight class. If I was any older I think I would have a broken hip too.
Be careful out there!
Remo