Massage Parlor Reports

Went by 1333 Conn. the other day. Got there before the after work rush began, that buzzer got pretty busy. First time there and yeah, that's a lot of pink. Aujima asks if I'd been there before, I say no and she asks for the house fee, The exchange is made and she leads me to the room at the end of the hallway. A few minutes later in walks Nana. 'Hey, I remember you from 14K' 'Oh, you remember me, I work there long time ago'. Nana may look a little thick, but there's muscle under there, this girl is fit. I got undressed and we hurried to the shower, but she took her time once we were in. We chatted a bit while she soaped me up, she has great hands and lingered a bit at all the right spots. Back at the room she seemed happy I remembered her, gave her the tip, she left came back and got undressed. A tongue bath, nipple rub on my back and AR then on the flip BJ became CBJ. How she do that? I called myself looking the whole time. Anyway, She climbed up and let me at those wonderful C's. After a little 69 she slipped it in and rode away. She seemed to genuinely enjoy herself so I lay there and let her work. Wow, I wish that would happen more often. We even paused a couple of times. During one of the breaks, she said that she kinda remembered me and was glad I remembered her and went back to work, vigorously. Nana was trying to make a repeat sale. It worked; will repeat. I popped soon after our last break, she rested for a minute and then cleaned me up. While I was getting dressed I heard, 'next time you come back we do two times'. OK, ow, stop twisting my arm. Guess the DC tour I was planning is going to have an extra stop at the same place.

[QUOTE=Paniki]While I was getting dressed I heard, 'next time you come back we do two times'. OK, ow, stop twisting my arm. Guess the DC tour I was planning is going to have an extra stop at the same place.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure it was your "arm" that she was twisting? LOL

There definitely are a lot of beautiful changes at that place...now if they could just take over the whole building so nobody would have to wait...no matter how busy. Imagine that!

Paid a visit yesterday and was greeted by Susie. Mid-aged Kgirl, natural Cs and very nice skin. Very thorough TS and I was very happy to know that AR was in the works. Back to the room where 10 mins of a hard massagi and nice AR. Yummy. Lol. After feeling the goods up, she got quite damp underneath. Great muscle control and after 10 mins CIM with cover. That thing was so thin I thought it was BB. Hmmm. Would repeat cause she just has something about her that makes johnny rise the occassion everything. Oh yeah, mish was intensified by DFK like crazy. I thought she was going to have my tonsils for lunch.

7/8/8/8

PC out

Goes by Pepsi. Engurish very very poor. Attitude warmed This cool beverage is still a bit green, and will probably develop into a skilled dealer...

After several weeks of reading the forum I ventured out into DC armed with all your information. Thank you all for the "education".

On Thursday I went to Supra. Mid-day. "First time here"?. "Yes. But I've been to other places". She smiles and leads me to the room.

Pepsi walks in. Looks real young. Fully tanned and sexy. Pretty tall. I instantly leave the $ on the table under the kleenex box in plain site. First comment I always get, "you are big, strong, guy. Are you in Military?" I wear my hair real short and have tattoos. "No. I work in International Broadcasting." Puzzled look on her face. "Are you Law Enforcement?" I laugh. I am completely naked now, no shame. "No, no cop. no trouble". That puts them at ease.

( I have been to 2 AMPS in DC so far, 1 AMP in NOVA, and a Chinese Condo in NOVA. Always the same line of questioning. I don't lie. I smile a lot, I hug them when I first see them, will grab their butt if they do the same, etc. I work out 3 days a week, heavy, I have several tats, short spiked hair, an earring, I have no idea why all these ladies think I am a cop. I do have a young face for a 40 something year old...I don't know...I haven't been sent away yet!)

Off to the shower. ROUGH! Hurts a little! I am thinking this isn't gonna be good... Back to room. She sees the $ under the kleenex and says suprised, "You want everything?" I nod in agreement.

Gentleman. This girl was awful. She jumped all over my back, I was hearing annoying top 40 music on the radio, and the room was as hot as a sauna. On the flip she grabs a condom and puts it on. I am barely hard. She starts yanking. She keeps staring at me. I am looking at her like, "What the hell are you doing?" Fellas it was almost like I was with someone who never did this before. Maybe some of the slightly drunk, horned up mongers, get hard instantly. I need the attention first. She did not have the skill. So, the room was hot, the radio was blaring annoying commercials, I was not into it. I pulled off the condom and asked for a hot towel. I never blamed her. I was never rude or abusive. She was so sorry he went back to sleep. Me too! That body with the shaved kitty looked sweet! When she left I took back 3 of the Jacksons. She returned and noticed right away. She says "What's going on"? I said it didn't happen so I took some back. "But I used my mouth. Should be 80". Hmm she has a good point. I say "How about 60 is that fair?" "I did not finish". She replies, "Not my fault. You have too much stress?" Now I feel guilty and embarrassed. She gathers up the 60. She looks annoyed. I get dressed and reach in my pants for a 10. Lay that down on the table. I say I am sorry it didn't work out. She grabs the 10 and shrugs it off. I just wanted out of here now. No drama occurred and I wanted to "do the right thing". I left and everything was cool.

I had been to 1333 Green on Wednesday. Met Cocoa. Oh my fucking god was she awesome! I can't wait to go back! She almost swallowed the whole thing! She really knew what to do and how to do it. A great massage too! Like I said, I work out at the gym 3 days a week and to get a good back and leg massage is a plus! The sex was outstanding. All sorts of positions, caressing the right spots. Awesome. I contemplated going back to her Thursday afternoon but chose to go to Supra instead. I regret that now.

On Tuesday I tried Han-Sol. Got a girl named Hana. She was short, cute, sexy, with believable implants. Everything was great. I especially appreciate the ones who do CG in the squatting position as opposed to resting on their knees. That is a turn on. Those tight little bottoms and thighs from all that squatting. When I was about to finish she squeezed real hard. WOW! It seemed like 16 ounces shot out! I felt like Peter North! Never had that before! Will certainly go back for more.

It is kind of busy outside though. The tour bus stop, all the tourists, etc. I don't care. Years ago I went to some scary places to score blow. I mean scary! (Thank god I don't do that stuff anymore!) I can stay cool going upstairs for massage therapy. A few guys posted that the tour bus driver and the tourists scared them off. I just walk with a purpose. The funniest part was asking the mailman where Green Ct. is. Talk about having the right person in front of you at the appropriate time! Otherwise I would never have found cocoa, yum.

I work in DC and live in NOVA. The best thing I found, by a timely and fortunate return phone call, was a condo in Tysons. Chinese girls. I love going there. Went there this morning before work. Unbelievable massages.

Thank you all for the information you have posted. It was extremely helpful. I am really enjoying this new hobby of mine. I always wanted to do this.

BRD - That was one heck of a first post!

I second JJ, as well. Great report with lots of brio. Welcome and thanks for the intel. I've pretty much retired from the scene, but after reading that report, I'm tempted.

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Oh my brothers, been going for the old in-out at the local Milk Bars I see! Dining at the Stars and Munching on the Fuzzy Warbles...

All the while your fellow droog has been exploring the gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. The next time you plan a surprise visit Scorpie-boy, I'll be happy to unload me gulliver and share my discoveries...

Vidi well...

LL - Your PM awaits...[/QUOTE]

Welly welly welly well, Triple J [Jake Jj1492]:
If you must have it, have it then, miBrotha! It was the beautiful music of Ludwig Van that came to my rescue while I was serving up the "good old InOut-InOut" inside that Gold joint. Otherwise, I might have really choked that broad to death [then play around with her blood] for her less than spectacular services. Well, quite frankly, it was more because "I just want to be good" that refrained me from going through with it [or perhaps because I am now cured and reformed], u dig?

Mucho gracias for your hardcore intel as well [via LL's forwarded PM - hmm...yeah, LL: I hope it's a ok with u bro now that I mentioned your name as the source of the forwarded intels about the Gold spot]. When I get a chance to roll down into DC again next time, I would totally welcome your insights mate!!! If you ever made your visit to the Big Apple, just holla then, huh?

Loopster:
Much luv mate! Pardon my absence from y'all mini-gathering at your LoopLaire the last time I was down in DC. From what LL told me afterwards, it sounded like y'all had a blast [perhaps several blasts, pun intended]. I may have to check out that scene of yours sometimes soon too, huh?

And yo, thanx a bunch 4 your kind words. I simply wrote all the random thoughts that came into my empty skull every now and then...we all know there is no such thing as AMPs in real life. We all just make believe to ourselves that AMPs do exist, but man...no matter how vile and self-destructive this hobby may be in the eyes of our self-righteous society, I still do luv da w_ores [but I have no respect for the sluts].

And that's my $.02 for the evening!

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Are you sure it was your "arm" that she was twisting? LOL

There definitely are a lot of beautiful changes at that place...now if they could just take over the whole building so nobody would have to wait...no matter how busy. Imagine that![/QUOTE]Ha ha. It was quite nice to just lay there for a change.

If not the whole building, at least slip someone the money to work on the stairs.

Nice post Brdcsttech.

JJJ,
Kudos Dude. You are the man. OMFG. A private stock keeper. I think she likes me. ;)

Scorp,
Call me about when you hit DC again. Check the [post=570678]SW Thread for the latest from the Lair[/post].

State of the AMPs:

From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality. Service still needs to improve at these bigger AMPs so that the rushed feeling is not so prevalent and we get better massages. The smaller AMPs just need to get some younger talent.

Great early reporting, BroadCastTech, maybe our message is getting out there. READ FIRST and then Just Do It!

LoveLOS

Hi all,
I have been away from the board for awhile as I have since been dragged into the wild-wild world of swinging. Having 8-9 women in a single serving can be taxing but not on the wallet.

Nevertheless, I reached out to get the latest info on some of te AMPs that I was not familiar with as my favorites have since been shut down, i.e. DT, Sun.

So I made it to the 4rth floor and drew Cherry or peaches. Cant really recall her name so that should raise the red flag as to the service.

She had blondISH hair but very cooper in skin tone. Long & short of it, her kitty was absolutely beaitiful and tight. Other than that, It was an uneventful night. Nothing to hoot'n hollar about.

Now that I've had my Asian fix, back to lifestyle play I go.

Marlo

LL,

I have noticed that my wife (who is not Asian) doesn't taste as good even right after a shower and douche. I think diet has something to do with it also.

Speaking of grossing out, I used to visit a Thai in another city who explained that if I eat a lot of pineapple (or drink pineapple juice), I taste better. Asparagus, otoh...

Anyway, I miss LOS. Did have a fun time in Indonesia earlier this year.

Mr. S


[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...

Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. [b]It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y![/B]

So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!

To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.

Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.

Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that report.

Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.

BTW Bilbo and others who may not get a reply from me,
If I am the other culprit, which I cannot recall, I meant no offense. I try to limit my time on this board because it is addictive. If the request is a week or two old, I delete it because my PM box is constantly full.

Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.

LoveLOS would repeat.

LL[/QUOTE]

Was back in DC last week and visitied 14K. Was told Young and Happy both on "Vacvation". Drew Miki--5-6 natural Cs, a bit this=ck but nice over all. Good TS and recieved a good hard neck and back massage. Worked all the kinks out of me. had allready left the standard on the table. She started with light massgae and used her hiar to brush lightly all over. thia swas followed by breasts rubbed all over (No AR). Flipped and exchanged meals (lots of moaning). Started in the Mish and had a nice suprise, she clamped down hard enough to squeeze good. Continued with K9 and finished aafter a few. Over all:

Massage 8
Body 7
Service 8
Attitude 8

Would repeat--have fun--Stay safe

Crew Dawg

Hi everybody.

I visited 510 last week and met Angel. I got a lineup initially but Angel seemed to be the best looking (6). TS was descent and went we got back to the room she started doing the usual thing. The massage was actually good (9) but everything after sucked! CBJ, doggie, then mish however she would not let me touch her! Gave her usual $1. 00 on top of the $0. 60. May try there again but never an Angel.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]JJJ,
Kudos Dude. You are the man. OMFG. A private stock keeper. I think she likes me. ;)

Scorp,
Call me about when you hit DC again. Check the [post=570678]SW Thread for the latest from the Lair[/post].

State of the AMPs:

From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality. Service still needs to improve at these bigger AMPs so that the rushed feeling is not so prevalent and we get better massages. The smaller AMPs just need to get some younger talent.

Great early reporting, BroadCastTech, maybe our message is getting out there. READ FIRST and then Just Do It!

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]

LL - I've got more...but, I need some guys like you to keep her occupied while I'm seeing the other ladies! And, she may like you, but she loves me LOL...

Scorp - Yes my brother, remember that you are cured. Please don't go all horrorshow on our fine DC ladies...as, well, it's hard to find quality massage therapists.

Bukow - That clip was sick...I better not find any maggots in my lady's cooch!

And, on the state of the AMPS, I agree with LL. Things seem to be getting better and competition is stepping up bringing better girls. Let's just be mindful that, with the VA & MD scenes being squeezed nearly to nothing, it's that much more important for us to help keep DC alive and prospering.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]State of the AMPs:

From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality.[/QUOTE]The quality had definitely gone up after bottoming out over the summer.

An interesting article in Sunday's W. Post says that the prevalence of "human trafficking" is highly exagerrated in the US.

Part of it:

[QUOTE]The Justice Department's human trafficking task force in Washington has mounted an aggressive effort to find victims.

But at a meeting of the task force this year, then-coordinator Sharon Marcus-Kurn said that detectives had spent "umpteen hours of overtime" repeatedly interviewing women found in Korean- and Hispanic-owned brothels. "It's very difficult to find any underlying trafficking that is there," Marcus-Kurn told the group.
[/QUOTE]Good news to read, and hopefully it means an end to the crackdowns of DC AMPs.

No kidding they didn't find much evidence of it. All of us know that. The DOJ just didn't ask the right people. LOL!

[QUOTE=Friendly1]No kidding they didn't find much evidence of it. All of us know that. The DOJ just didn't ask the right people. LOL![/QUOTE]Correct - we already knew that. But now that the media and government know it, hopefully things will return to "normal".

Gents, I'm going to offer my opinion here and I hope that does not generate a lot of hateful posts.

My opinion is that trafficking does exist. There are victims of trafficking in the U.S. The problem is that our fucked up government is too stupid to understand fully how it works. In fact they don't have the mindset to try to understand it.

Having said that, I believe that few if any of the women in the U.S. who are victims of trafficking are Koreans. I believe that most of them are either Chinese or Chinese Koreans. I am not very knowledgeable about Hispanic brothels, but I would guess that some of the women who work in such places are in fact trafficked women. The problem is that these places typically cater only for Hispanic men, most of whom are themselves illegals.

However even the Chinese or Korean Chinese women who are being or have been trafficked are not really "slaves" in the sense that people normally understand that term. It's not as if they are being transported around the country in shackles or in crates. What enslaves them is the massive amount of debt which they incur in order to come here. And I do believe that most if not all of them come here voluntarily. The problem is that I don't believe they know in advance how hard it is going to be for them to pay off their debt after they get here. And I don't believe most of them realize they will be working in brothels in order to do so.

To many people in China, the U.S. is thought of as "Gold Mountain." This means, in effect, that before they come here, they have an exaggerated notion of how much money they can earn when they get here. This has been true for about a century and a half, since the Chinese started coming here to help build the trans-continental railroad. The women who come here come from a stratum of society in which there is a very poor understanding of economics outside of their poor villages. I think many of them envision coming to the U.S. and getting rich not by selling their pussies, but by selling fruit and vegetables or dry goods, or some more "legitimate" enterprise.

I believe that the decision to work in a brothel (AMP or Chinese AMP) is one which they make after they get here. If they wanted to, they could do some other kind of work such as housekeeping or working in a nail shop. The problem is normally that the only places that offer them work are usually brothels and also that this is the only way they can make enough money to pay off their debt in any kind of reasonable time period.

I'm not just pulling this out of my asshole guys. I've had close relationships with such women and I know what I'm talking about. The reason our fucked up government does not understand this is that the truth is just a bit more complex and subtle than these assholes are able to wrap their feeble minds around.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]The problem is that I don't believe they know in advance how hard it is going to be for them to pay off their debt after they get here. And I don't believe most of them realize they will be working in brothels in order to do so.

I believe that the decision to work in a brothel (AMP or Chinese AMP) is one which they make after they get here. If they wanted to, they could so some other kind of work such as housekeeping or working in a nail shop. The problem is normally that the only places that offer them work are usually brothels and also that this is the only way they can make enough money to pay off their debt in any kind of reasonable time period.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, the few providers I've gotten to know well told me that they knew ahead of time what they were getting themselves into and what they'd be expected to do working in AMPs before they entered the U.S. As you know, there's been an active sex trade in Korea for a long, long, time, so if one wants to make quick money and maybe land a husband and the elusive Green Card, it's quite an alluring, albeit risky profession.

One provider told me that she tells her family back in Korea she's here working as a waitress (though she does serve it up in a manner of speaking.)

Someone mentioned that some of the defendants from Black Wednesday were sentenced recently, though I've seen no press releases whatsoever about Black Wednesday on the ICE web site since August 16 last year. As Lex mentioned, the Feds characterized the "crime" all wrong. If anything, it's racketeering, conspiracy, tax evasion, and money laundering by the spa owners, taxi drivers, and money transmitters, not human trafficking. One girl mentioned she feared "harassment" of her family back home in Korea if she quit working before she paid her debt.

No further press releases have appeared about the girls that were "freed" (sic) during the raids, either (e.g. how many were bonafide trafficking "victims" and how many were working voluntarily and were deported.)

Too bad the Post article didn't mention the actual results of the massive Black Wednesday raids--it was probably a colossal waste of government resources for the minimal results achieved, which is why there has been a news blackout on the aftermath.

Jet has hit the nail on the head.

It's funny how there have been several local news articles (MD, FL, PA, etc.) posted online about dismissed Black Wednesday cases and dropped charges, but in a matter of days, they are gone. Meanwhile, unrelated articles stay online for years. I've seen a few, and would post links but, guess what...they're gone.

Why were cases dismissed and charges dropped? Lack of evidence. Think of all the time and money invested only to come up with that result.

If they hadn't tried to tag it as something it wasn't to try to drum up public support and outrage, maybe they would have been able to file charges that may or may not have stuck. They didn't...so, now they make sure that embarassing news articles have a short shelf-life.

Oh well...it's only our tax dollars at work...right?

P.S. - The above pertains to the Black Wednesday and related actions. There are actual human trafficking cases out there, but, as Lex says, they are not as widespread as we were led to believe...at least in this country. I truly empathize for women who are caught up in genuine human trafficking...and hope they find a way out...but it does the real victims disservice when agencies focus on bogus cases instead.

Went there the other day and had pepsi. Not the best one out there when it comes to service but I must admit she's an upgrade in terms of looks, age and assets. The TS was mechanical and uneventful. The massage was almost non-existent except for a very short back massage. DATY, CG, and doggie to finish up. The deed was ok but could've been a lot better. YMMV. Repeat? For looks maybe but not if you want the total package.

L - 8
A - 7
R - 7
S - 7

Hi!

Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!

Thank you!

[QUOTE=Paychex]Hi!

Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!

Thank you![/QUOTE]I'll give you a hint: Go to [url]www.dceros.com[/url] and start you search there. And, when you've made a contact and experienced the culture, come back and give a report. And remember: Details (i.e., height, size, looks, etc.).

I had to go back for some more Cocoa/Koko. I get there and I was surprised she remembered me and the day I was there last week. Nice touch.

The shower was very relaxing and THOROUGH! She soaped up her index finger. I am not sure what I think of that. I tried to relax...

Back in the room she was playful and flirty. She says, "I have an idea. This time you massage me." I reply, "I am not as good as you are!" She replies, "That's OK. You just rub and touch it will be just fine."

I like the warm, playful, flirty approach. Relaxes me and puts me at ease. She is 137 lbs. About 5'5 - 5'6''. 34B with large, thick nipples. She has a tight body for a 30 something. Once again I received an exceptional back and leg massage. I was very active Sunday afternoon and Monday morning so this massage was very much enjoyed.

When we got started she did something I never experienced, outside of a Doctor's office, before. She put on a latex glove, lubed it up and inserted it, gently, slowly, while she was giving me a BBBJ. (Quick disclaimer. The doctor would insert the gloved finger only to check me for hemmorhoids. She never gave me a BBBJ ;) ) I felt weird about that. I could not get comfortable or fully erect while she was probing me. Anyone else get weirded out when an AMP does this to you? Eventually she stopped, I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come." Without the slightest bit of hesitation or annoyance she stands up, removes the condom, pumps her hand full of lubricant, and puts "the glove" back on. I am desperate to cum so I do not protest. She stands with her ass facing me and starts rubbing and probing me. She turned the light up a little too. Eventually her bottom ends up on my face. She tasted sweet. I was licking everywhere and she appeared to enjoy it. Especially when I toungued her pacific rim. Within minutes I came. It was awesome. Totally spent and covered in sweat.

When I leave she playfully says, "You go into overtime. You fired."

See you next time sweetie!

[QUOTE=Paychex]Hi!

Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!

Thank you![/QUOTE]They usually tell you to RTFF.

Check it out: [url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=558517&postcount=213[/url]

Now,

RTFF!!!!!

Do something!!

POST a report!!!

Do not come back until you do!

JJ

[QUOTE=Paychex]Hi!

Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!

Thank you![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brdcsttech]They usually tell you to RTFF.

Check it out: [url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=558517&postcount=213[/url][/QUOTE]

Unless someone posta a fine repoert like you have done, we DO NOT offer assistance other than telling them to RTFF!!!

Please, make them work for the info in the future!

JJ

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Having said that, I believe that few if any of the women in the U.S. who are victims of trafficking are Koreans. I believe that most of them are either Chinese or Chinese Koreans. [/QUOTE]

I have met more than one Korean spa girl who married a GI, came to the Land of the Big Commissary as a military wife, and then ended up divorcing the soldier/airman. The whirlwind romance typically began in a Korean spa. "I love you no shit..."

So now here in the good old USA, they go back to what they know best, working in AMPs.

I am new, but is 1333 red door is Supra right? I have been to Supra a few weeks back, but did not run into koko. There were only 3 girls there and only 1 is doable for me. Do you know when does koko works?

I don't remember the doable name, but she had curley blond hair and trim bush. She told me I should get it trim too cause she doesnt like to go down on men untrim.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Brdcsttech]I had to go back for some more Cocoa/Koko. I get there and I was surprised she remembered me and the day I was there last week. Nice touch.

The shower was very relaxing and THOROUGH! She soaped up her index finger. I am not sure what I think of that. I tried to relax...

Back in the room she was playful and flirty. She says, "I have an idea. This time you massage me." I reply, "I am not as good as you are!" She replies, "That's OK. You just rub and touch it will be just fine."

I like the warm, playful, flirty approach. Relaxes me and puts me at ease. She is 137 lbs. About 5'5 - 5'6''. 34B with large, thick nipples. She has a tight body for a 30 something. Once again I received an exceptional back and leg massage. I was very active Sunday afternoon and Monday morning so this massage was very much enjoyed.

When we got started she did something I never experienced, outside of a Doctor's office, before. She put on a latex glove, lubed it up and inserted it, gently, slowly, while she was giving me a BBBJ. (Quick disclaimer. The doctor would insert the gloved finger only to check me for hemmorhoids. She never gave me a BBBJ ;) ) I felt weird about that. I could not get comfortable or fully erect while she was probing me. Anyone else get weirded out when an AMP does this to you? Eventually she stopped, I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come." Without the slightest bit of hesitation or annoyance she stands up, removes the condom, pumps her hand full of lubricant, and puts "the glove" back on. I am desperate to cum so I do not protest. She stands with her ass facing me and starts rubbing and probing me. She turned the light up a little too. Eventually her bottom ends up on my face. She tasted sweet. I was licking everywhere and she appeared to enjoy it. Especially when I toungued her pacific rim. Within minutes I came. It was awesome. Totally spent and covered in sweat.

When I leave she playfully says, "You go into overtime. You fired."

See you next time sweetie![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paychex]Little pointers will be great![/QUOTE]

You're right little pointers ARE great, especially when I roll them between my fingers and wrap my lips around them...

But I digress.

I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."

Two words: Mint toothpaste.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Unless someone posta a fine repoert like you have done, we DO NOT offer assistance other than telling them to RTFF!!!

Please, make them work for the info in the future!

JJ[/QUOTE]My mistake. It won't happen again.

But seriously, Paychex, the search engines on these forums are excellent. Half the knowledge you need is buried in these boards. Just start searching and readin'.

Not to imply that my 'unspent manhood soap opera' of late is the same level of interest as "The Young and the Restless" but for those following my recent posts you know that I've walked out of several places with a wad of cash remaining in my pocket but also a wad of jizz remaining in my sack. Tonight was no exception.

NoVa.--- I made a bunch of calls from postings out of the WashCP, one posting advertised your choice of either Moo Goo Gai Pan or Bulgogi, however when I called sen ohh fee fee fee sik nan too ohh nan, a dood answered "Asian Massage" and I'm thinking fork this, I ain't goin' no place where I got some mofo lurking in the woodwork so I kept making calls.

Got a pickup from a lady w/a Viet accent. Not exactly my cup of tea but after having made nearly a dozen calls, this seemed to be the only game in town so I went for it. Had me park at BJs across from Landmark since the EOS apt complex doesn't have guest parking.

Went to the apt and the lady who answered looked Spanish, not at all Viet, but believe it or not, about a solid 5/10. So I'm thinking hmm this is interesting, walk inside, walk past another gal in the kitchen. I didn't notice any dudes so I was still ok with everything.

Got down to the negotiation and the one point two was only for a full body massage, huh?

I said I don't need to dam massage, I just need to get my poke on and she said she could do it for one point six. No way, my limit is one point two so I asked for the other girl. She walks in, same thing so I leave.

Both girls were about 5'6" 5'7" the first one was about a buck and a quarter to a buck thirty with a solid see cup upstairs and a little extra weight on the hips. The next was tipping the toledo's at I'the estimate a buck and a half, possibly as high as a buck and three fourths.

I'the do either one but no way at that price. If anyone wants, da digits are sen ohh fee fi ate sen fo sik ate fee

NOTE: I remember when PPV events featured not just a main event but close to a half dozen world championship undercard bouts for $40. Now all you get under the main event is a couple of 'infomercial' showcase bouts and the price tag is $50. When this started happening, I stopped buying anymore PPV on pure principle. I also remember when 60 could get you a hole to hide in, another two dimes would get you at least a 7/10 FS and a full franklin would get you frenching and a bbbjwcsimcws after FS where the use of a hazmat suit was your choice. Now you're laying down three jacksons just to walk in the door? ! ? WTF. And then a franklin for a get up, got off and get out service, ridiculous.

DC

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Go to them St. The one on the 3rd fl, not the second fl. Walk in, lady takes me to a room, calls "Kayyyy", I remember a previous experience with Kay and tugged her and said "NO Kay! ". Puts me in a room, comes back later and asks 'you know that girl Kay? ' and starts to call her again, slightly frustrated I said "NO Kay! ". Then she tells me to wait a while.

This wait was unbearable and I just about upped and left when another girl opens the door. Now she wasn't great in the face but her body had a certain je ne sai quas that got my attention. She asked what I wanted, I made the indication and she said one sixty no massage, I sent her azz back, high price and bad attitude. She should WANT to be nailed by a guy like me! She walked away leaving the door wide open. Then I hear a monger at the front door, he was complaining about something and left. Then another monger walks out of his room complaining about the wait, then a third monger and a girl are having a bit of a spat, he wants his money back because she didn't do anything but she only offers a portion. He leaves disgruntled stating firmly "you all are ripping people off here". Then, believe it or not a fourth monger walks out and is adamant about a refund. When he threatened to call the police, my ears perked up. After a little back and forth, he said "I'm taking my cell phone and dialing nine one one". They sent him out the door without his cashola and I'm getting nervous.

Keep in mind my total wait at this point is roughly and hour.

Finally an older one comes in, not a looker, I'the give it about a 4 tops but I'the still hit it. Then she wants a one point six and I said I'm outta here. She goes to another room and grabs my donation but offers me a jackson less saying 'you talked too much, wasted too much time'.

With my mouth wide open I think she realized the irony of her statement and hands over the whole thing.

The place on fl 3 is what Simon Cowell would term 'a complete mess'. Learning this lesson cost me yet another evening ending in frustration.

So at this point, unless someone can come up with a skinny old lady with hair on her kitty who's willing to let me do her while holding a camera (won't film the face only the 'action') for one point two (MAX! ), I hereby declare my retirement from the sport and wish all you mongers only the best of times.

-Dr. Pussy

Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Now,

RTFF!!!!!

Do something!!

POST a report!!!

Do not come back until you do!

JJ[/QUOTE]I will post reports and share my experiences with everyone here.

I'm a regular in the DC AMP scene but very cautious on which one I go to since I know many of the AMP girls personally. This is one of the two reasons why I was inquiring about the Chinese condos. The other one being my curiosity.

[QUOTE=Doctor Pussy]So at this point, unless someone can come up with a skinny old lady with hair on her kitty who's willing to let me do her while holding a camera (won't film the face only the 'action') for one point two (MAX! ), I hereby declare my retirement from the sport and wish all you mongers only the best of times.

-Dr. Pussy

Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time.[/QUOTE]

Go ahead and retire Dr. Pussy. It's not like you'll be missed as you're clearly an idiot. Being an idiot is the only thing that makes your posts mildly entertaining.

Everybody here knows what standard rates are, and you complain that you aren't given a 25% discount. Ummm, sorry, but discounts are not common place here...especially to people with an attitude like yours. And, if you go to the worst AMP in town, you shouldn't expect much...but you were actually treated better than most at M.

Enjoy your retirement...

Long time no report in. But I have a bad dream to report. I've been frequenting a location well-known to those who are experienced, and have had good dreams everytime except for the last dream. Had a bad dream about a girl named Sue (or [I]Soo[/I]). Average face, body was pretty good. Probably early to mid 30s. Straight mid-length hair.

Girl was all business-like. She wasn't unfriendly, but I don't think I saw her smile once, and she was very quiet. Now the TS was actually good. She was thorough, which at first, I thought I was going to get some AR. But it didn't happen. Massagi was OK but she kept repeating the same moves over and over for what seemed to be the longest time. Finally on to the main event, starting with a CBJ. It wasn't bad, but certainly wasn't one of the better I've had. Went into mish and she was looking like she didn't like it, so we went into K9. That only lasted a few minutes and she moved herself back into mish. I was like WTF I wasn't done. At this point I was starting to think there was something wrong with her equipment or something. So back in mish, which wasn't that great anyway, a few minutes in I started smelling something foul. No idea where it came from, but it wasn't me. So now, Mr. Happy just wasn't very happy anymore. She wanted to finish with HJ. Fine, we can give it a go. That wasn't happening either, so I suggested CBJ again. She refused on the grounds that we only have one hat and it was already used. So now I just told her to stop.

If I get her next time, I'll definitely ask for to switch. Terrible dream.

[QUOTE=Henry34]I am new, but is 1333 red door is Supra right? Thanks[/QUOTE]
No. 1333 Green is where Koko is.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."

Two words: Mint toothpaste.[/QUOTE]What do you mean Mint toothpaste? Is it supposed to prolong the big O? I've never heard about this. PM me if you want.

Grizz

Doctor Pussy - Asshole is too kind a word for the way you treat these women!

You got better than you deserve!

PLEASE retire...or at least just shut up!

JJ

When I go to these girls, I go for the stroking and not the popping! Hell, I can make myself pop in short order and save the cash!

I find that if things are taking too long it is time to pick up the tempo and move to the congress of the canine with her legs closed. Tighter does it for me.

However; I like to spend at least 30 minutes poking before the big bang!

JJ



[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."

Two words: Mint toothpaste.[/QUOTE]