Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1845055]Fellas, I'm going to head over to EI soon. I'm an ASS man and I'm wondering if there are any PHAT (not fat) asses to be on the lookout for over there now. I haven't been in close to 6 months so I'm just looking for a heads up. I'm talking about one of those bubble asses. [.]Let me know. Thanks fellas.[/QUOTE]You may have already found out, but if for some reason you didn't make it, you have nothing to worry about. Not my cup of tea, but you'll have your fill. Go have your fun.

[QUOTE=Mongeroose;1846298]Any recommendations for a club near Stewart Circle? It looks like Archibald's and Royal Palace are within walking distance from my hotel. Are they ok or should I hop on Metro to find another? Reviews for both look so-so. Perhaps take a cab to someplace better? Is that part of town safe to walk at night? EI has good reviews. Is it welcoming to all races or clientele-specific? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Of those two places, RP is not worth your time. If you have a color preference, Arch will do right by you. But, as peeps here like to say, the only color EI welcomes is green. Now as to hopping on the Metro, I guess Arch would be your thing. Many of the "better" places are not metro accessible. Oh, for me "better" means laps and mileage. DC doesn't allow that. You'll have to migrate to PG for that.

But places you can take a cab to in DC just to watch: Macombo (a real hole in a wall) and the House (you can take the green line to Howard Univ and take a cab from there up Georgia Ave). oh, and Macombo is also on Georgia. Enjoy your weekend!

[QUOTE=Mongeroose;1846298]Any recommendations for a club near Stewart Circle? It looks like Archibald's and Royal Palace are within walking distance from my hotel. Are they ok or should I hop on Metro to find another? Reviews for both look so-so. Perhaps take a cab to someplace better? Is that part of town safe to walk at night? EI has good reviews. Is it welcoming to all races or clientele-specific? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't advise going to those places as a newbie in town. The two above are ok, but nothing like elsewhere. DC tries to regulate shit into oblivion and passes stupid laws like pasties (Virginia is no better).

If you want some good food and eye candy, I would suggest Crystal City Restaurant in Virginia, just across the river and a few metro stops away from you and easily accessible. Actually preferable to metro there as parking is horrendous in the area. Very safe. Clear pasties and g-strings, no lap dance, but a good way to spend an evening w / o a car and in DC IMHO. I've never liked Archibald's as they always hint there is more, and there isn't. Royal Palace and JPs used to be pretty good, and I guess comparable to Crystal City Restaurant, but don't think they are easily metro accessible (might be wrong). If you have a lot of time, you can always take the train up to B'more. But if you stay too late, you'll get stuck up there until morning.

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish; 1847582]I wouldn't advise going to those places as a newbie in town. The two above are ok, but nothing like elsewhere. DC tries to regulate shit into oblivion and passes stupid laws like pasties (Virginia is no better).

If you want some good food and eye candy, I would suggest Crystal City Restaurant in Virginia, just across the river and a few metro stops away from you and easily accessible. Actually preferable to metro there as parking is horrendous in the area. Very safe. Clear pasties and g-strings, no lap dance, but a good way to spend an evening w / o a car and in DC IMHO. I've never liked Archibald's as they always hint there is more, and there isn't. Royal Palace and JPs used to be pretty good, and I guess comparable to Crystal City Restaurant, but don't think they are easily metro accessible (might be wrong). If you have a lot of time, you can always take the train up to B'more. But if you stay too late, you'll get stuck up there until morning.[/QUOTE]Anyone been to the newly reopened JPs?

Checked out E. I today after the 9-5 got there around 5:45 fair ratio of Girls seemed to be happy to see a new face LOL. Threw a couple dollars and then got a dance from a slim spinner with short dreads. It was one hell of a dance I swear she danced For a good 15-20 min. I had to dismiss her LOL. I just kept the dollars flowing only ran about 12-15 singles. Saw a fine young slim tatted redbone pulled her to me and insisted a dance. Said her name was dimples Pretty much same resluts as the first chick her dance lasted about 15-20 min as well had to dismiss her as well I'm sure I dropped about 17 singles on her. Got some more ones and saw Ashley. Grabbed her up for a dance as well but she was a waste of time probably danced for like 7 min then I dimissed her I was tippin as she was dancing like I did the other 2 girls. Tipped her about 9 singles. She said she danced 4 songs / dances and needed 11 more singles so I coughed it up. A fat chick tried to offer me a dance but I declibed. Was standing by the stage and silloute asked if I wanted a danced should have declined. Always decline when they ask LOL. Could smell her Stinky pussy as soon as the dance started LOL. Made it clear to her I only wanted one dance. Chilled for a sec then outro was in there for about 1. 5 hr.

Pretty good for a first time. Will be back next week with some friends for a Friday happy hour LOL. I guess with the girld and the dances results vary probably due to the amount of patrons in there at the time compared to girls I'm guessing. Some will dance for 15-20 mins without counting as long as you keep the dollars flowing then you got some like ashley thats all about sticking with the rules and and making she gets every cent she can out of you LOL.

Someone please let me know how the girls usually are with the dances. But overalk Great experience.

[QUOTE=StarrBoy; 1847848]Pretty good for a first time. Will be back next week with some friends for a Friday happy hour LOL. I guess with the girld and the dances results vary probably due to the amount of patrons in there at the time compared to girls I'm guessing. Some will dance for 15-20 mins without counting as long as you keep the dollars flowing then you got some like ashley thats all about sticking with the rules and and making she gets every cent she can out of you LOL.

Someone please let me know how the girls usually are with the dances. But overalk Great experience.[/QUOTE]I was there from 1-3:00 yesterday. I have a couple of favorites. Cinnamom is not on that list. I have been able to pick up on the body language if the girl is a clock watcher. Do they look at you when the ask for a dance or the next customer (victim). Also sometime I play wall flower and see how the NEW girl dances for others first. EI is definitely getting packed. This caucasion guy almost ran into me with his Jaguar he was trying to park so fast and get in the joint. He must have had an appointment. YMMV- period. I only make it rain when things get wet. Also as you become a regular, girls talk, things loosen up. MDC

[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1848074]I was there from 1-3:00 yesterday. I have a couple of favorites. Cinnamom is not on that list. I have been able to pick up on the body language if the girl is a clock watcher. Do they look at you when the ask for a dance or the next customer (victim). Also sometime I play wall flower and see how the NEW girl dances for others first. MDC[/QUOTE]She's not on my list either.

I also watch around to see how they dance for others. As for body language, one measuring stick for me is: did she introduce herself or just go 'do you want a dance? '. I've received better service when the talent sat on my lap first to offer a dance.

Well, MDC, check your PM.

[QUOTE=StarrBoy;1847848]Got some more ones and saw Ashley. Grabbed her up for a dance as well but she was a waste of time probably danced for like 7 min then I dimissed her I was tippin as she was dancing like I did the other 2 girls. Tipped her about 9 singles. She said she danced 4 songs / dances and needed 11 more singles so I coughed it up.[/QUOTE]Ashley has a Killer ass. Last time I was there I got a few dances from her that were well worth the money. Come on fellas, they're only $5 a dance and why'all are trying to get them even cheaper? LOL.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1848946]Ashley has a Killer ass. Last time I was there I got a few dances from her that were well worth the money. Come on fellas, they're only $5 a dance and why'all are trying to get them even cheaper? LOL.[/QUOTE]I believe in equal opportunity. If a girl does sub par. She gets sub par in tips. I won't be getting a dance in the future anyway. If she look above par and dances that way. Its the bonus round.

YMMV. Particularly if you are super nice."A girl has to eat". MDC

I decided to go by EI today (Tue) around 4:30pm. Similar line up. It's becoming a little hard for me to find my type in there. I'm an ass man. I like nice PHAT BUBBLE ASSES. Not fat. I saw a couple that fit my taste. #1 bubbles. She has a nice phatty on her but there something About her that doesn't really do it for me. #2 chocolate. Great phat bubble on her. Dark completion. High mileage laps. Face is a horror show though. Outside of them I didn't see much. I heard there's a chick named Empress that I need to see. Isis / Ashley wasn't there. All in all, decent time in EI. Not award winning though. Any advice on phat bubble asses to look out for?

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1851660]I decided to go by EI today (Tue) around 4:30pm. Similar line up. It's becoming a little hard for me to find my type in there. I'm an ass man. I like nice PHAT BUBBLE ASSES. Not fat. I saw a couple that fit my taste. #1 bubbles. She has a nice phatty on her but there something About her that doesn't really do it for me. #2 chocolate. Great phat bubble on her. Dark completion. High mileage laps. Face is a horror show though. Outside of them I didn't see much. I heard there's a chick named Empress that I need to see. Isis / Ashley wasn't there. All in all, decent time in EI. Not award winning though. Any advice on phat bubble asses to look out for?[/QUOTE]Was there as well, had Bubbles in the corner for a good 20min grindage and got # for later. Didn't see chocolate, got to look next time.

PS: This white dude in the corner literally snitched on another guy in the private room, called the waitress over and said "How come when I go in there its 12mins but this dude has been in there 20min" I was so heated when I heard that.

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[QUOTE=Xdoeus; 1853557] Was there as well, had Bubbles in the corner for a good 20min grindage and got # for later.[/quote]


[b]Long live the reckless[/b]
[QUOTE=Xdoeus; 1853557] PS: This white dude in the corner literally snitched on another guy in the private room, called the waitress over and said "How come when I go in there its 12mins but this dude has been in there 20min" I was so heated when I heard that.[/QUOTE]You should've s'plained it to'em . . . . [b]Mo money Mo time[/b].




[b]X[/b] . . . [b]Long live the EI[/b]

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta; 1853945]Did she give you her.

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Number?

[b]Long live the reckless[/b]

You should've s'plained it to'them. [b]Mo money Mo time[/b].

[b]X[/b]. [b]Long live the EI[/b][/QUOTE]Not sure it's the same lady I had. Her number starts with a charm city area code. Yea, also didn't know it's $20 for 12mins in the VIP room but I almost wanted to tell him to shut up. LOL

[u][b]The ass tattoo[/u][/b]
[QUOTE=Xdoeus;1854107] Not sure it's the same lady I had.
Her number starts with a charm city area code.[/quote]It's the same ole Bubbles . . . . she rotates from Charm city to DC and the clubs.
She sticks and moves.

[u][b]Gotta regulate your time![/u][/b]
[QUOTE=Xdoeus;1854107]Yea, also didn't know it's $20 for 12mins in the VIP room but I almost wanted to tell him to shut up. LOL[/QUOTE]
He didn't know what he was getting into & fell for the [b]"Time-Varying Pricing"[/b] scheme.
[b]LoL[/b] . . . she took his time and his wealth!



[b]Time means nothing if you don't know how to use it.[/b]

[b]X[/b] . . . [b]Make it work[/b]

[QUOTE=Xdoeus;1854107]Yea, also didn't know it's $20 for 12mins in the VIP room but I almost wanted to tell him to shut up. LOL[/QUOTE]I didn't know that either.