Woodson Stroll... YES AGAIN
Went over to Woodson around 4:30 PM Tuesday to see what I could see. Made a few passes and then saw a WSW hitch-hiking and waving at cars. So I turned around and pulled over and she hops in. Says her car is out of gas and is trying to get some money together. "Really" I say innocently.
Said her name is Missy. "Oh I've heard that name before", I say. So we discuss how I've heard of her and she asks if I'm a cop, so I reach out and grab a boob, and say "nope".
So she askes me to take her over to her house in Berkeley and she has a spot that we can take care of business (BBBJCIM for. 20) So off to her house we go chatting all the way, Not a bad looker, HWP, about a 6 in the face and a 8 on the body. When we get to her house, she has this little party shed that she wants to take me into. This "party shed" is just that; a shed. Only up somes this black guy wearing a moon boot ansd sits on the steps next to the shed. This is not comfortable to me, but Missy says it's ok, and that it's her roommate. I still am not going in there, so she shoes him away. Hesitantly I go in and close the door, the whole time she's assuring me that it will be OK and I won't be dissapointed, just relax.
Inside is two green outdoor chairs, so I drop drawers and sit and she gets to work. Not a bad technique, but I am still a bit put off by the whole thing. She gets me up and asks me 3 times how I'm doing. Of course too much talking and the place I'm at is wearing on me, and I have trouble relaxing. Then I hear her friend come back and sit on the steps next to the shed. I mean it's only 2 feet away from the door. So anything we say, he can hear. This is not a fun thing, tho I try to finish for her. After only 5 minutes! She finally stops and complains about how long it's taking and that she has people waiting on her, and let's just toke it up to she owes me one.
Fine with me. I pull pants up and head out quick. The dude says to take care now, but I get in the car and get my ass out. She gave me her digits and told me to call her so we can finish, but there's no way I'm gonna call. Too much rushing and questions and distractions for me. I'll never pick her up again.
So now, I am gonna start turning blue if I can't figure out something now. So I call my gal Susan, she's available for me. So I pick her up and she takes really good care of me. It cost me another. 20 plus a Dr. Pepper, a Twix bar and a pack of Marlboros, but she's worth it. We chatted for awhile and had some laughs, she is a real sweetie. I dropped her off near Woodson and the Rock Road. And feeling much much better, I went home a happy man.
Hey, I resemble that remark
[QUOTE=Dickisslick]Let me see if I have the facts right: 1) You have never been with this WSW before. 2) You have no reference information concerning her from a fellow hobbyist. 3) There is a shed in her backyard. 4) She is white, but her live in is a black male. 5) He is wearing moon boots in the middle of the summer. 6) He is sitting on the steps to this shed. 7) You go in and have your pants around your ankles sitting in a lawn chair (green in color, white might show ass skid marks). 8) Mr. Moon boots man comes back even though he was shooed away once by the girl prior to entry and is approx. 2 feet away from the two of you. 9) You have trouble concentrating?
Obviously I can tell which head you were thinking with![/QUOTE]In my defense, I knew of Missy from this board,tho I don't remember the particulars of the reports she got.
But yeah, kinda like that. Every now and then I get the real strange ones that turn into very strange events.
OMG this is better than 5 Sundays of comics!
LMAO.
I'm soo sorry you had trouble, but what a great read!!
[QUOTE=Biztraveller]Yup Rosco2, that was me. I did a LOT of looking at the East side when I never found ANYTHING on the SSS (South Side Stroll). I remember writing up a very detailed report. Oddly, I never picked up a girl there. OK, so I've never picked up ANY girl. I'm a Street Virgin. I'm an old hand at escorts, but SW require knowledge of your craft and the nerve to pull it off. I do a TON of research, but haven't had the nerve to actually DO it.
Until Monday.
Being in a state of, well, heightened anticipation; I went out looking Monday night at about 8 PM.
South side was dead. I mean REALLY dead. Broadway, Penn, Minn, Mich. DEAD. Headed up Jefferson and found a nice looking WSW named Kathy. Had to shake Leo twice to pick her up, but she was a catch on the SW scale. LOL She wanted a beer before heading back to my hotel, so up to the 7-11 we went. 6 of Smirnoff Ice, pack of cigs, lighter. Hell, I'm looking at her great ass. OK, back in the car and headed to my room, she suddenly says "Turn here". OK, I turn. She says that she wants to grab some grass from her sister. Now, I don't do the stuff, but I don't mind if she does. She invites me in, but I decline (I'm smart enough to know to never go into unknown house with a SW.) so she hops out at the house and says that she needs $20. Stupid me gives it to her. As she goes in, I can see the tall Black man inside the door. A few minutes go by and her "sister" Judy comes out and invites me inside. Judy says that no one is inside except her and Kathy and that they'll "double team ya". I decline. I SAW the large black man. Wait another 10 minutes. Kathy comes back out saying that she needs another $10. I ask why her SISTER can't spot her the grass knowing that she'll be back with the cash in an hour or so. I get a pissy response. Kathy goes back inside. Two minutes later Judy comes out angry yelling at me to get out of her driveway. Stupid to give the girl cash before services. DUMB. Drive off with a $30 lesson learned. No cop check was not a good sign. Never buy stuff for a girl that you don't know. NEVER GIVE CASH BEFORE THE DEED.
Still anxious, I drive MLK, check out the Page Inn, hit the Woodson Stroll. Nothing interesting. Lots of PEOPLE on MLK, but couldn't tell who was working and who not. I am NOT going to pull up to a girl flanked by 4 large men, so that puts me at a disadvantage. LOL
Go back to my room at about 9:30 PM pissed off at my stupidity.
10: 30 comes along and I'm angry at myself. I determine to find a SW. LOL I can be stupid, er stubborn that way. Go out again and ran the south side again and again. South side had NOTHING. I mean nothing at all. I run up Jefferson, over to Grand and down, across Bates and Chippewa, Penn and Minn again and again. Still nothing. I was on SSS until about 3 AM. Nil. Zip. Nada.
Hit MLK again. For recon, I ran up N. Grand to see the Grand Hotel. Any news on the hotel just south of the Grand? Something motor Lodge or some such. Three BSW hanging right outside Grand Hotel. 2 way overweight one only portly. Went back to MLK. Saw and chatted with a heavy BSW while I was at a traffic light. Saw a slim BSW as well. Picked up the Slim one. Nice girl named Lisa. Cop check. 4 for half and half with a fine slim girl. Went to Page Inn. $22 ($2 key deposit) porn on the TV. Lisa is really nice, but wears WAY too much perfume. A fine, fine body, but her B cups were very saggy out of the bra. She only does covered and I'm OK with that. After the fun, we dress and head out to find Leo camped behind my car. No light flashing, but there he was parked behind me blocking my exit. At that moment, if there had been a lump of coal in my ass, I'd have squeezed it into a diamond. Lisa calmly walks over to another BSW who is standing around. Lisa talks with the other BSW for a few minutes, takes a drag from her cig, and walks back over to my car. I am completely amazed when Leo moves out of my way. I leave with Lisa and Leo stays. I drop Lisa off and circle back. Leo gone. I circle twice more, then stop and return the key. LOL I don't KNOW why he was there, but that from her reaction, he was there to make sure that she was safe.
Lisa, good. Leo, not so much.
Finally got back to my room at about 5 AM.
. 30 Lesson on SW from Kathy. 40 Lisa. 20 room. 25 in gas (175 miles driven)
1. 15 total
I should have just called a CL girl, but I am no longer a Street Virgin.[/QUOTE]
** Overland DUI checkpoints/crackdown next 2 weeks
We seem to get more news reports than are needed sometimes, but this is current and pertinent to monger activity the next two weeks. The link attaches to the rest of the articile, so has to not take up the whole page
I have been know to do a late night mongor, not tanked, but a few drinks after the casino, so for those who do, that St Ann St John run should not only be done sober, but with knowledge that the boys in blue will be out
((So, be careful on the breake lights, too slow, too fast, quick lane changes, turn arounds,etc))
Here's link to Map, those doing the Midland.. St John/St Ann run will recognize the area
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From the St Louis Post
Overland P.D. to crack down on drunk drivers
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
08/15/2008
ST. LOUIS -- Overland city police will be out in droves for the next two weeks looking for drunk drivers on their roads.
It is just one of many jurisdictions in the St. Louis metropolitan area that is participating in the "You Drink & Drive You Lose" program designed to keep drunks and other impaired drivers off the roads and highways.
"Driving while intoxicated is one of the most violent crimes, randomly killing or injuring someone in Missouri every one and one-half hours," said Overland Police Chief James Herron in a prepared statement.
"These tragedies are preventable when drivers make a simple, smart choice not to drink and drive."
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