Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BSR] I think the closest spa is Pinetree on Eastern Ave. in Highlandtown, and is easily accessible by cab or the number 10 bus - the bus stop you want is conveniently across the street from the Ritz. I'm not sure how comfortable you'll be on foot in Highlandtown though - to be polite, it's an interesting neighborhood. The other spas are far out in the county - you would need to rent a car to get to them. Your best bet is going to be the block or an incall escort.



Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]

What about Alberto's in Highlandtown proper??


Larry!

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]So today I went back to the little Japanese place in Owings Mills.

Called ahead, listed in CP, asked for Amy, who is Chinese, did the routine.

60 at the door, and a buck and a condom on the table. The "massage" was magnificent. Amy a vertual GFE, was wonderful. I had a great time, she acted like she had a wonderful time. LOL. Who knows.

Then I am driving down the road and ring-a-ding, Cynthia calls, from the AMP place in Pikesville. "Oha youa forgeta Cynthia, have many nice girls here". No I didn't go for doubles today.

Got a hot date in middle river tomorrow with a Milf. She says she loves oral, and is a SQUIRTER. Wow havent been squirted for a few years now, should be fun. I asked her how many times she would like to cum. LOL. She told me her husband comes home around 3.

Smiling Fox; )[/QUOTE]Keep living the dream, Fox! Good job

MG

I was treated to a special cbj experience at the Padonia Rd AMP. She would pour some hot water in her mouth and hold it in during. Wow. I had read about that and was very pleased to experience it first hand.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]So today I went back to the little Japanese place in Owings Mills.

Called ahead, listed in CP, asked for Amy, who is Chinese, did the routine.

60 at the door, and a buck and a condom on the table. The "massage" was magnificent. Amy a vertual GFE, was wonderful. I had a great time, she acted like she had a wonderful time. LOL. Who knows.

Then I am driving down the road and ring-a-ding, Cynthia calls, from the AMP place in Pikesville. "Oha youa forgeta Cynthia, have many nice girls here". No I didn't go for doubles today.

Got a hot date in middle river tomorrow with a Milf. She says she loves oral, and is a SQUIRTER. Wow havent been squirted for a few years now, should be fun. I asked her how many times she would like to cum. LOL. She told me her husband comes home around 3.

Smiling Fox; )[/QUOTE]



Damn... no wonder why you are "the smiling fox"
I would be smiling too! Lol...

Peace out.
H4L

Larry, here is my post from February.

[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]I was feeling adventurous, so I ventured to Eastern Ave. (Just being inside the Baltimore beltway is an adventure for me, since I live closer to Fredneck.)

What a waste of time and gas.

I get there and ask for Sara (wild guess, since I had never been there before) and she says there's no Sara, but she will give massage. Bad sign #1. She was about 50 years old and pudgy, so I was hesitant. But I follow her anyway 'cuz I was antsy after my long drive.

The rooms have curtains, not doors. Bad sign #2. Plus, the lady was wearing one of those damned white lab coats. I ask her, what is up with that? She says, "They make us wear these now. " Bad sign #3. I ask, You have younger girl? She says, "Only two girls working right now and other girl busy. " That was the last straw.

I figured I should cut my losses at that point, since I realized that this was not the place for me. I told her I was sorry, but I changed my mind.

I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.

Stimpy[/QUOTE]

Any advice to a newbie to baltimore amp's. I unfortanetly do not know any I've read some reviews but haven't been to any so far. I'm a regular at BT in pg county. PM if thats better.

I decided to stop by at ML today, while on my way to Baltimore for a meeting.
Haven't seen my recent fav in a week.
Anyway, long story short. ML was closed! No sign, nothing! Don't know, what the situation is? I was so bummed out! I had recently found the best provider I had seen in awhile. I assume she is gone as well.
Does anyone know anything?
Let me know, if anyone has any information on the provider.
Her name is Angel!!!

Peace out.

H4L

Hello peeps. I am looking to explore some decent AMP's in the B'more area. Not sure where to find them so if any of you fellas may know I would appreciate it. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]Larry, here is my post from February.[/QUOTE]


That's too bad. Used to be pretty reliable.



Larry!

[QUOTE=Shawn Brodie]Hello peeps. I am looking to explore some decent AMP's in the B'more area. Not sure where to find them so if any of you fellas may know I would appreciate it. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you are looking for amps in the B'more area, there is an excellent range of amps at Radio Shack. You can also check with Circuit City or Best Buy.

By the way, I don't think there are any peeps here, but I believe there may be quite a few chocolate bunnies.

Good luck!

Stimpy

Decided to stop by ML again, today. I was on my way to Baltimore and thought, I should find out what happened to ML.
They were opened, but the two that were there are gone! WTF, my fav Angel is gone!
The mamason, sent in a new provider. She looked to be in her late 20's or early 30's, average bod, average face but not my cup of tea. I asked her if there was anyone else, she said she was busy.
Shit, didn't know what to do. It was quite ackward. I should have left at that point, cause I just knew, it was not going to be a good session.
Anyway, standard TS, decent massage and below average sex. Ran to the finish line as quickly as possible. She was trying to be friendly, but you can obviously tell, that she did not enjoy her work. Even though she tried to make the session seem unrushed. It felt like, she just wanted to get me hell out as quickly as possible.
Dropped the standard donation. I usually leave couple of extra jacksons for good service. But, I didn't even think it was even worth the standard fare!
To my surprise, she picked up the donation and looked at me like, is that it?
WTF, I had a feeling that she was going to try to milk me for couple of more jacksons! I was pretty pissed at that point. I just got dressed and didn't even look at her. I didn't want to give her the chance, to milk me for more money.
I asked the mama about angel, on my way out. She said Angel went on vacation, didn't know when she would return.
Oh well, it seems this will be my last visit to ML, till my fav comes back.
I rarely post anything negative about a provider. She did give good massage.
Well, I just gonna have to stick to the DC amps...

Peace out.

H4L

[QUOTE=Hobbyist4Life]She said Angel went on vacation, didn't know when she would return.
Oh well, it seems this will be my last visit to ML, till my fav comes back.
I rarely post anything negative about a provider. She did give good massage.
Well, I just gonna have to stick to the DC amps...

Peace out.

H4L[/QUOTE]

'Vacation' usually means that she has been 'rotated' to another AMP. Sorry to hear about that.


Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]'Vacation' usually means that she has been 'rotated' to another AMP. Sorry to hear about that.


Larry![/QUOTE]


Hey Larry,
I figured that's what she meant too. Angel was the hottest thing that I have seen, in any Amp's.
Compared to Angel, the new provider at ML now is night and day!
I knew she was too good to be true. She was way to high-end for ML, IMHO.
Also, the other provider that was working with Angle was hot as well.
I noticed that she was gone too. I guess they rotate both at the same time?
I was hoping at least, the other provider was there, if Angel was not.
Yea, the two new ones don't even come close.

Peace out.
H4L

I had a great visit to ML last Thursday. Sorry for being a few days late.

I called ahead to try and get Angle, but she was busy. I took my chances on a new girl, EVE. Eve was great. She is very pretty and young, about 22 - 25.

A table shower first and then a quick massage. The massage wasn't anything to write home about, but, I wasn't there for the massage. On the flip she excused herself and left. She returned with a condum.

A very good CBJ and CG later I was spent. I'm sure she would take direction well, but I was in a bit of a hurry and just let her lead. All and all about a 7.5 out of 10.

Sandman

[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]If you are looking for amps in the B'more area, there is an excellent range of amps at Radio Shack. You can also check with Circuit City or Best Buy.

By the way, I don't think there are any peeps here, but I believe there may be quite a few chocolate bunnies.

Good luck!

Stimpy[/QUOTE]I guess you thought that was funny huh. Maybe you can give me a discount then Stockboy