Interesting Prego paydirt
Tried an advocate ad recent. I've not done the Advocates in a long damn time. But I've been curious about whats going on, so I dabbled.
Met up with a sweet agency recently. I talked to the agency owner for a bit, as we have had dealings in the past when they used to work for another agency.
They set me up with a Brazillian girl at first.
Met up with this "brazillian". She's darker than I am and more American looking. :) I just love agencies. Always a zoo. Check it.
I enter the room and, though the girl is "cute" I would rate her a 4.5 on the Stoner scale. A bit too heavy, and just not put together well. Her eyes were killer though with her light green contacts. But there was no way in hell she's brazillian.
"Um, honey...you are not from Brazil."
"yes, yes I am! I'm just a dark skinned brazillian."
"Oh. I see. Um, where in Brazil are you from? Near Argentina?"
"No, my family is a little further south of Argentina."
I smile. I'm considering leaving, but this is too much fun to leave just yet.
"Can I use the bathroom?"
"Um! No."
"Why can't I use the bathroom? Is someone in there?"
"Um...yes. You can choose her if you want?"
I open the door to the bathroom, and there is this thick light skinned black girl in there. I almost ROFLMAO. Instead, I smirk.
"Ok dolls. I'll have to come back another time. Take care!"
Pulled my 180, quite happily.
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I talk with the agency owner later and she apologizes. "I should have told you that she's a dark skinned brazilian".
I roll my eyes. "Ok. How can you make it up to me. Its got to be good! Listen, I'm looking for a nice, thin, latina. A passionate girl. Can you fix me up?"
She thinks about it for a moment and says, sure. Call me tomorrow.
So I call the next day. Too my surprise, she answers the phone and greets me by the "stage" name I gave her. Took me off guard.
So the next is exactly as promised, she states. "I think you'll like her."
Now, I know enough that some of you guys who lurk know this chick as SOON as mention a certain detail.
So I meet this latina. I'm blown away cause the girl is actually very cute! Well kept, well manicured. Very healthy looking. Bright eyes. Large c cups. Real next girl latina looking. Nice (but thin) ass. (Not quite my taste as you know). But most of all...she's got somethin' bakin in the oven! Probably about 3 or 4 months. She plays it off at first then admits it.
A rare treat for me. So, I pull out my doctor bag, and get to work administering the Stoner Certification, 12 step test.
Not completely up to par, as she was lacking energy (obviously), but still very flexible and enjoyed herself twice. (Steel, I tried to ring the bell as many times as you can, but dammit, my stethescope ran out after tappin' that from the rear too hard.)
The menu was otherwise on diet restriction, everything covered. No problem from me since thats the way I prefer to roll.
Half hour damage, $140. We went for the whole hour and no complaints and was happy to get my $40 tip in the end.
A few hints are placed in this report. If you don't get it, PM me. Those I know, I will fill in the blanks for you.
The guy is innocent but stupid....
I say definately innocent because in the story it says the prostitute said "keep your money". Never and I mean never has a sw who was ripping yop off, giving good service or whatever has said to me never mind keep the cash. Especially an addict. Addicts who are jonsing would sell their kid to get some "medicine" as they call it.
The guy is shurly (don't call me Shurly) stupid for taking a sw to his apt. SW are capable of anything and will do or promis whatever youy want to hear to get their high. If you get stabbed for $30 so be it they got their "medicine". Sorry comes later when they are not jonsing.....
Learn from othere mistakes brothers and sisters...
Steel Blue