Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[QUOTE=Kevin80;6050717]After talking to you a couple years. I realized you know nothing about Asian women, Baldy. Women don't give a fuck that you treat them with respect? Of course they do, but you're an asshole and they can only stand so much of your bullying.

I married a pretty girl in college and few years later she dumped me for an old guy. And my own family sided with her because I was an arrogant asshole. So I know all about that, and tried to improve which you can't or won't do Baldy. You know that you're an asshole and yet somehow it's always the girl's fault. And you now end up with a list of girls who ran to get away from you.

Like I said, stop tracking those girls down. Girls in your past and now the YZ girls. I know Coco well and she's good friends with others there. They all know you and scared of you. There's a reason why they don't tell you where they went, exact same reason as why Wendy SH didn't tell you. But you tracked her down all over southern CA, didn't you? You need to take NO for an answer..[/QUOTE]I am not Mount Baldy. For the 3rd time. Your ESP is soft and flaccid.

The administrator of this group has repeatedly stated that we should write about our experiences with women, not question other mongers. Your message (s) are a direct personal attack on a fellow monger. Apparently he was your friend and helped you out, and you turned on him for some reason. Can you follow the Admin's directive and simply go on with your life, without subjecting everyone to this vendetta against a guy who helped you.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6050521]There was a tv show in the 70's called the Odd Couple. It was based on 1968 American comedy film starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau as two divorced men, neurotic neat-freak Felix Ungar and fun-loving slob Oscar Madison, who decide to live together. The TV show had Tony Randall as Felix Unger. These two are constantly battling with comedic results.

Its funny to think of Felix Unger mongering and seeing a bathroom which is actually clean and yet it not being clean enough. Meanwhile most of the monger are like the other guy and don't give two hoots about doing some intimate things with professionals.

Perhaps someone can make a movie about a modern day version of this with a mongering theme.[/QUOTE]Everyone likes a clean toilet.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6052410]Each of us have our experience. But I will just say here are some of the things I have NOT seen:

- Any kind of street walking hookers in Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was a fat Latinas, skinny Hondurans, so-so Venezuelans, or over-the-hill Cubans working at any AMP in Westminster, Garden Grove, or Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was a "VietKong" (sic), Taliban, or Amazonian warrior working at any AMP in Westminster, Garden Grove, or Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was a trans-sexual, she-boy, or dude in drag working any AMP in Westminster, Garden Grove, or Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was actually a Golden Retriever with a black wig and lipstick.

- a massage provider who was actually two midgets, one standing on the shoulders of the other in a large trench coat..[/QUOTE]I'm not kidding man, look up Clam or is it Glam Chateau on Bolsa in Westminster. Walk in and you'll get greeted by a sea of Vietkong beauties. Ask for a dickie wax and thank me later.

And I had a tall provider who was actually two midgets. Standing face to face I was able to kiss her and fuck her in the mouth at the same time. You're missing out.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;6052033]I heard about a young provider getting more flirty than a simple HJ there, but I had a secret go-to gal who was probably a touch more towards the MILF side of 30. She was normal looking in the face, meaning I gave her an easy 7. 5. God for the life of me I can't remember her name. Nice body. The giveaway was a slightly more permed curl shoulder length hair. Asian, jet black hair, etc.

As far as I know, she was one of two masseuses in that joint who didn't freak out when you pulled down their pants. Better yet, when I pulled down her pants, she allowed me to give her DATY very begrudgingly. That was the magic as she responded like she had never been eaten out in her life and boy did she like it. It was one of the better surprises when I BBFS'd her on at least 5 occasions before she "left to go to school". No idea where she disappeared to, but certainly no reason to visit that place afterwards. I remember the minimall plaza had such shitty parking, I always ended up parking at the big shopping center right next door and having to fucking james bond my way to the joint away from the prying eyes of the parking lot security dudes.[/QUOTE]What a shocker, DarkPeter is looking for a girl. Calm down Kevin, relax lad.

Six Star is no more but that place is still open. Legit, yah yah, very legit they say, perfect for a legit man to visit for a rub.

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6048858]You didn't ask pps about CaoNee, you're lying just to bust my balls dude. She tells me her full name is Canima "Cow Nee Ma", maybe pps knows her by that. Total damage was $123, wanted to clear a few bills out of my wallet. The fucking couple next door was all over the place, bed, floor, chasing each other, who knows. CaoNee is new, isn't that bold as some of the old hags that are there.

Upstairs Andy, Linda, Anna, Jessica, Sally, Charlie, Jennifer. All lickie dickie.[/QUOTE]HAHA. I'm waiting for someone to really ask PPS for "Cow Nee Ma."

[QUOTE=DJezDick;6052474]Don't forget Spirals.[/QUOTE]Cheesedick, I was at Spirals last week. Don't recommend that place, them Chinese girls lie and play games.

Try lucky massage on Bolsa. New mms is fat and ugly but will go out of her way to keep your business. Worth every drop.

[QUOTE=TeemmyBoy;6052804]HAHA. I'm waiting for someone to really ask PPS for "Cow Nee Ma."[/QUOTE]I was just trying to be helpful. DarkDaddy already asked mms at Bamboo and pps at SH for "Cao Nee" and got a strange look from them. He thinks I'm lying so I suggest asking for her "Cao Nee Ma". She's a keeper, a gem at SH, he'll thank me later.

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[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6053245]I was just trying to be helpful. DarkDaddy already asked mms at Bamboo and pps at SH for "Cao Nee" and got a strange look from them. He thinks I'm lying so I suggest asking for her "Cao Nee Ma". She's a keeper, a gem at SH, he'll thank me later.[/QUOTE]Cao Ni Ma in Mandarin Chinese can be translated to fuck your mom. Try searching Urban Dictionary and you will see.

I think this is not cool because one can get into really bad trouble, if the audience does not realize the joke behind it.

[QUOTE=SeekingSex;6053784]Cao Ni Ma in Mandarin Chinese can be translated to fuck your mom. Try searching Urban Dictionary and you will see.

I think this is not cool because one can get into really bad trouble, if the audience does not realize the joke behind it.[/QUOTE]You guys, clearly this spice dude is messing with you guys.

Cow andée means pick up or to hook up. Andée ma or Ni Ma means. Your momma.

So yah you will get your ass kicked in any Chinese restaurant. If you say these words.

Google translate. Pick up your mom or to hook up with your mamma. And you will see that it's a bad word or pick up line.

[QUOTE=Sexaholic777;6053820]You guys, clearly this spice dude is messing with you guys.

Cow ande means pick up or to hook up. Ande ma or Ni Ma means. Your momma.

So yah you will get your ass kicked in any Chinese restaurant. If you say these words.

Google translate. Pick up your mom or to hook up with your mamma. And you will see that it's a bad word or pick up line.[/QUOTE]Are you implying that the troll may not have the best of intentions to help us? Notice that he tells us to go one of the few places with a big PPS and tell him to fuck his mother, rather than directing us to a place with a little MMS.

I think we all fully understand the universal concept that FS with mom are not kind words. We have the quaint slang "motherfucker" and in Spanish, you don't even have to say the fuck part, simply "madre" (mother) is bad.

[QUOTE=Sexaholic777;6053820]You guys, clearly this spice dude is messing with you guys.

Cow ande means pick up or to hook up. Ande ma or Ni Ma means. Your momma.

So yah you will get your ass kicked in any Chinese restaurant. If you say these words.

Google translate. Pick up your mom or to hook up with your mamma. And you will see that it's a bad word or pick up line.[/QUOTE]Why are you people attacking the beautiful name of my new ATF? Clearly a coordinated attack against people from Mainland China by racists defending fat Latinas. Don't hang your hat on Google translator or Urban Dictionary. Nobody wants to "hook up with your Mama", that's sick. I'm seeing CaoNee this morning at 10:00, bet she'll get a laugh when I tell her.

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6054388]Why are you people attacking the beautiful name of my new ATF? Clearly a coordinated attack against people from Mainland China by racists defending fat Latinas. Don't hang your hat on Google translator or Urban Dictionary. Nobody wants to "hook up with your Mama", that's sick. I'm seeing CaoNee this morning at 10:00, bet she'll get a laugh when I tell her.[/QUOTE]Has anyone made a list of all the troll names: RockyBalboa, TopGun, HarryTubman, Tupac, JamesBrown, SpreadEmWide, . I am sure I am forgetting some.

Not trolling so asking on the stupid shit thread. Is Brittney Griner a man or woman?

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6056049]Not trolling so asking on the stupid shit thread. Is Brittney Griner a man or woman?[/QUOTE]Its always positive to see someone turn over a new leaf and stop trolling. She is a woman, but has a wife, and is stronger and more masculine than you or me.