Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Antonio]I can't recommend too highly this masseuse at a Chinese apt. with 3 locations in town: w. 29th st., North & Ashland, Gold Coast (if you call by 10am you might be able to specify at which location you want to see her). Her name is "Chanel" (formerly "Coco") and her offerings include: great massage (even a facial massage after the deed), DFK, unwrapped french, & FS (didn't try for DATY because of the bush, though I'd assume it's available--don't know about greek). All-inclusive total: 1.6 (no tip necessary). Check out CL for photo and phone #: do a search for "Chanel" 5176. When you call, say you're a friend of "Gary, the guy without a cell phone."[/QUOTE]Search on cl for chanel showed a black or puerto rican looking female? Is that the one? What does the 5176 stand for in your post? The last 4 digets of the phone? Can you help us out a little with this one?

I stopped by Elle a few weeks ago. Filled out the form with bogus info, no biggie. Several cute American girls there, one Asian. I drew the Asian. Played the whole covered/uncovered game, finally she left me uncovered. No touching her and she said no to removing any of her clothes. Good massage, did a great job with my but and inner thighs. On the flip after some prodding she took care of me, very nervous though. I would go back, it's a nice place.

PM me if you have any good Euro places.

Thanks

While on my Sun. tour of Chinatown, I stopped by LA Spa for the first time. I asked for the hour and was told it would be 70.00 I paid the asian behind the desk. She called for Susie and said she would be the one to give me my massage. So down the steps we go. Now I do like latin girls, Susie was a little chunky but I said what the hell I'm here. In the room she tells me to undress and lie down. She came in and must have used half a bottle of oil on my back and legs. It was more like a rub than a massage. On the flip she put more oil on my tummy and legs. She did not speek very mush english. She did brush the little man a couples of times and giggled. We did some signing and I left a happy person. I did see another girl their. She had ponytails in her hair. She was also much skinner and cuter. I might reurn if I new here name so that I can ask for her.

Hello all,
Maybe I'm old school but if you go to [url]http://www.eros-chicago.com/[/url] and look at the adds for 6/12. whats up with all the fatties. ugh!!! I don't care how big your tits are but fat is fat and I don't like it, not at the levels some of these escorts are showing. What happenned to some pride in the way you look. Oh my bad, I forgot, these are hookers we are talking about, now I understand. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Dent55]Hello all,
Maybe I'm old school but if you go to [url]http://www.eros-chicago.com/[/url] and look at the adds for 6/12. whats up with all the fatties. ugh!!! I don't care how big your tits are but fat is fat and I don't like it, not at the levels some of these escorts are showing. What happenned to some pride in the way you look. Oh my bad, I forgot, these are hookers we are talking about, now I understand. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]

Eh. To each his own. I like big titties and big wh*res. Not all the time, but often. Different tastes, different strokes, etc. etc.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]While on my Sun. tour of Chinatown, I stopped by LA Spa. I did see another girl their. She had ponytails in her hair. She was also much skinner and cuter. I might reurn if I new here name so that I can ask for her.[/QUOTE]

I think you are talking about AJ Salon. Their old name was LA Salon. The girl you speak of is named Cassandra

Returned to Chinatown, to same salon I reported on in an earlier post (only place I've reported on in Chinatown). Senior members suggested that I be circumspect about sharing the details of which salon I'm reporting on, so I have shared them with senior members or others with significant posts. If you've already pm'd me, this report is about the same place.

If you haven't posted much, or your posts only ask questions, don't pm me. If you are a senior member or have made significant posts, please feel free to pm me. This is to protect the guilty (from LE).

So I returned, hoping to find Lisa, who I had seen on my first two visits. Today, though, she was away and my masseuse was Anna. Skinnier, pretty, semi-good English. We hit it off very well, lots of smiling, affection, teasing, and conversation as best we could.

Good massage, which I needed. On the flip, she commented on how big I was (LOL) - I'm not immune to flattery. I asked for a blowjob and she shook her head no, in a playful way. I persisted, she asked if Lisa did that? I was non-commital. I persisted, and Anna went down on me. She ended working her mouth on me for a long time, using some excellent jackhammer technique (bobbing her head up and down without hands, very fast). Played with her tits and pussy. I got the impression that if I brought a raincoat, fs would have been available.

Ended with more good massage. Hugs and kisses afterwards. As always, YMMV. With best wishes,

Bend It

I went to chinatown to check out senina's since I had heard so much about it. Yung was the main guy there. Went up stairs after paying. 85 (I think) and requested Lisa since I had heard so much about her.

I took a look and wasn't very impressed. She had bad teeth, couldn't speak ANY english, and didn't offer any extras. She gave a good TS, lots of backdoor rubbing and massaging, stroking the little guys nice and good, but never finishing it off. The milk part of the shower was nice, but it left little curds on my body. TS was extra. 20

We went to the room for the massage. The massage was great! Excellent. Lots of teasing and touching on her part. But no extras. I even hinted towards it, then blatantly just asked for it, and put her hand on it. She giggled and slapped me (softly, playfully). No extras. Now. Is this the SAME lisa that I've been reading about? Or is she someone different? Disappointed with my first amp experience since I was expecting alot.

Please advise on my post and whether or not this was the same "Lisa"

[QUOTE=Shrooms]I went to chinatown to check out senina's since I had heard so much about it. Yung was the main guy there. Went up stairs after paying. 85 (I think) and requested Lisa since I had heard so much about her.

I took a look and wasn't very impressed. She had bad teeth, couldn't speak ANY english, and didn't offer any extras. She gave a good TS, lots of backdoor rubbing and massaging, stroking the little guys nice and good, but never finishing it off. The milk part of the shower was nice, but it left little curds on my body. TS was extra. 20

We went to the room for the massage. The massage was great! Excellent. Lots of teasing and touching on her part. But no extras. I even hinted towards it, then blatantly just asked for it, and put her hand on it. She giggled and slapped me (softly, playfully). No extras. Now. Is this the SAME lisa that I've been reading about? Or is she someone different? Disappointed with my first amp experience since I was expecting alot.

Please advise on my post and whether or not this was the same "Lisa"[/QUOTE]

I've never been to Senina's, so not the same Lisa as I've reported on.

Amps are very much YMMV. I see two reports below that indicate the monger had the same experience as you at Senina. Better luck next time,

Bend It

[QUOTE=Bend It]

Amps are very much YMMV.
Bend It[/QUOTE]


This should be the number one rule with regards to any AMP visit. Espcially if you are a first time visitor there. All of you lurkers and first time posters should understand that we invest time and money at AMPS in order to get to a level of service. There is only one business I know of in the tri-state area that you can walk in and get FS on your first visit. Like real estate with location, location, location, you should know that with AMPS; YMMV, YMMV, YMMV.

Went over to lisunia to try it out. I always wanted to try out a young blonde. They're all european or russian there. When you call, you MUST request a VIP massage which is a 1/2 hour massage. I believe I paid 85.

I ended up getting maggie. (I know ivanna also provides extras, but lucy does not). The massage was crappy. Felt like she was massaging me with toilet paper. No pressure, just soft touching. Horrible! On the flip, she did some teasing around the area, up and down, and went to work with oil. It wasn't rushed, but it was mechanical. I would say it was very very good finish. Good tempo and slowing down when I was releasing and let me get it all out. But again, she was soo unenthusiastic, it wasn't a big turn on. Almost like a robot. Didn't look like she was enjoying it. Her hands are only good with the HR. My hands were free to roam everywhere. But to go under the clothes would have costed me extra. I didn't go for it.

I asked if more services would be available if I returned, and she said maybe. So I'm assuming yes if I return and once she gets to know me. But her robotic attitude will probably prevent me from coming back.

I did not like 1. She kept coming in and out of the room (5x) during the massage when clients would come in. Maybe she was fearing LE or she had to take care of the front desk also. 2. No doors, only curtains. Radio is turned up a bit to mask any talking or "noises. "

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]This should be the number one rule with regards to any AMP visit. Espcially if you are a first time visitor there. All of you lurkers and first time posters should understand that we invest time and money at AMPS in order to get to a level of service. There is only one business I know of in the tri-state area that you can walk in and get FS on your first visit. Like real estate with location, location, location, you should know that with AMPS; YMMV, YMMV, YMMV.[/QUOTE]
No doubt, that is true, but it's tough leaving without even a HJ. That should be a given even for a first timer as long as you're not an ass and don't look like a trooper. FS is certainly something that has to be earned. I don't have enough time or money myself. - Slim

Stopped by Xindy's based on another mongers tips. I called first to confirm, prices, and # of ladies avail. I was told there were 4. When I arrived I was asked 30min or 1hr, I said 30 min. Then I asked who is giving the massage. The lady said you can choose. So I asked who is good, she pointed to one - a little bit heavy - I shook my head no. So she said you choose. I looked them over (as they went about their business), then I asked what about her while pointing at a thin good looking young one. Thats the one I got.
The girl who opened the door also looked good and had some nice curves, but she was older (maybe 35, best guess). I know I will be back for her.
The last one I completely overlooked. She didn't do anything for me.

So, we go to the room, she put a clean towel on the table, she left, I changed, she came back as I was getting ready to lay down, so I stayed uncovered. Decent massage and some conversation for 20 minutes. Then she said turn over, I turn over and she touches me (yes there). She asks massage here. I said yes. She said how much you pay. I lied and said the usual I give Trudy. She said $50. I said I usually give Trudy $30. She looked shocked and shook her head no. I repeated, I usually give Trudy $30. She just looks at me dumbfounded. I say $40, she agreed. Easy negotiations. Then, she asked me to pay now. I looked at her like WTF. I told her I will pay her. I stated we stoped the massage and now I have to get up to pay you, I will pay you when we finish. (At this point I was thinking about testing her, by saying just finish the massage. But she was not being difficult. I was just trying to get a good rate). She said she wanted me to pay first because she doesn't know me, this is the first time we met. I agreed, she was right about that, and I told her so. So I gave her the tip and she gets right to work. Took her time and used different techniques. Allowed me to touch her legs and small ass. She was wearing a pad or had tissue under her jeans, I could feel it.
Anyway, good massage, good HJ, good clean up.
Oh yeah, we were almost out of time, so she set the timer back a few minutes. Overall decent experience.

$35 - 30 minutes
$40 - tip

Massage - 7
Looks of girl - 8
Release - 7

The fee you pay at the desk covers massage and finish. Skin requires tipping (two different levels usually available). I don't know if there are any other options beyond that.

Ivanna.- Awesome. Very attractive with a little extra around the belly. Starts with an okay, unrushed massage with some light muscle work and a lot of teasing around your backside--but the finish is where she shines. Stared straight into my eyes nearly the whole time. Was very enthusiastic and kept herself within easy reach. Continued to rub my chest and nips while she was working and actually grabbed me by throat with her left hand while I was finishing--a little alarming at first, but it was kind of neat.

Inga.- Horrible. Average looking. Weak massage that lasted 5 minutes before she asked me to turn over for a completely robotic finish. I was in and out of there in 30 minutes flat. That included about 10 minutes of waiting and 10 minutes in the shower.

The day I saw Inga, there was also a drop-dead gorgeous, petite, bleached blonde there. I don't know her name and unfortunately I already had the appointment with Inga. I was going to ask about her before I left, but got distracted by the ever-charming Lucy who was checking up on things before she left for her vacation.

Forget the report. Last week went to Relax. I asked who is giving the massage. Two were present, but I didn't care for them and asked for another one, short one. She called another one from the back, but this girl was tall. I said there was a short one before, and finally another one came out. Thats the one I wanted.

Sonia, is decent looking with a nice butt. Good english too.
I changed and stayed uncovered. She gave a good massage. We talked during and she brushed the right parts. I spread my legs giving her the ok to rub the boys some more. I rubbed her legs while she massaged. On the flip, she went to work, good HJ. Allowed hands to roam. I asked to touch her breasts and did. Then I got a hand in the bra to tweek those big nips (small breastes though). So as she rubs me, I rub her legs and ass. Then she puts a leg up on the table. Now I can easily rub her snatch and I do. I could feel her getting hot. So I keep rubbing, even harder. Then the release. Based on that, I'm thinking there is more to come. Next time I'm looking for a BJ.

$35 at the door, I gave her a $30 tip.
Even though I know, I asked her what is the normal tip, she said $40. So I go is the $30 ok, she said yes. She was being really nice, and sweet. It was as if we knew each other. But this was the first time we met.
Overall great experience. She was very pleasant to be with and had good skills. I will be back.