Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pacnwman;6635792]I can tell you what not to do. I was getting a massage at my favorite place. The phone rang and the dude asked what was offered (I could hear him clearly). The masseuse stated massage only, yet the dude kept asking what specific areas. She continued to say massage only. She isn't going to say anything more over the phone because they know it's illegal. When I first started going there, it was massage only. Over visits and respectable tips, the "massage only" has become much more. This has been my experience at other places also.

Saying all that, there are some places (downtown and westside Olympia and Lacey) that on my first visit and immediately after the flip "full service" was offered. You will just have to spend your time and money finding these locations.

Same thing goes for looks. YMMV. Get to know the masseuses by name, if you like a particular one, ask for her by name on the next visit, build a rapport with her. Looks are great eye candy, however I've had 10's that have terrible attitudes and experience and aunties that have turned out amazing due to more experience. For me, knowing what and how to do things with me are as important (if not more important) than looks. Some of the "young and pretty" ones just don't know how to handle things yet.

There are over 30 locations in the Olympia, Lacey, Tumwater area (google, rubmaps, adultfriend finder, skipthegames, etc.) Get out and explore, you'll win some and lose some.[/QUOTE]LOL, I'm new to the parlors, not 'the game'. I would NEVER call them up like "so, what all do you provide? Like. Where all do you massage? What part of your body do you massage with besides your hands?" LMAO. That's why I'm on this board asking all those questions. Whoever that caller was, he's a dumbass.

But yeah. It's sounding like the more I ask for a 100% sure thing the more the answer is YMMV. Guess I'll just have to go pay for a couple cheap sessions and just make sure to not offer any outlandish tips until I know an offer is on the table.

So about a month ago I stopped by the AMP near Fred's right off Pacific Highway & was greeted by a very cute mid-30's honey named Amy & the short dress without any leggings was all I needed to know about her 'secret' menu offerings.

$60 to the house started off a decent massage session and she obviously knew what I wanted since I was just finishing undressing when she walked back into the room since I was already saluting her & resulted in a big smile across her face. And since she spoke pretty good English it was fun engaging her with a lot of sexual innuendo as the massage progressed. On the flip she asked what I wanted, 'everything please'. She wanted $160, which is more than I normally pay, but I finally gave in because it Had been several weeks since I had popped in a woman and needed the kind of release a HJ alone doesn't deliver.

And let me tell you, Amy delivered in spades. One of the best FS experiences I've ever had; BBBJ, sweet tasting DATY, great rides cowboy CG style, beautiful C cup breasts, & DFK!! The whole chibang. I was going to repeat with her but then found out she moved on at the end of September.

That said, I'll be stopping by again soon enough to sample one of the other girls.

[QUOTE=Casual85;6623390]So I've never actually been to one of these before. I've been extremely tempted and frankly it's not a matter of IF but when. Only a matter of time before my curiosity gets the best of me. But with that I have a couple questions and I'm just hoping the community can give me some answers.

1. How YMMV is it? Reading through tons and tons of these threads I get the vibe that if you go to the right place it's pretty much a sure thing. I just don't want to opt for this over an escort, go drop the same amount of money, and then have the girl slap me and give me a shocked / appalled look when I start getting handsy or whipping my dick out. At least with an escort there's a clear understanding. If I go to a girl that's well reviewed on here, is there a chance that she's just going to play dumb and give me a joyless visit?
[/QUOTE]This is in regard to question 1 and I hope you and other newcomers to the hobby find it helpful.

Assuming you walk in cold and like her vibe (if you don't, always say thank you & walk out) & it's my first time at an AMP I try to get on her good side right off the bat by complementing her on looks & attire, the softness of her hands after the massage starts, etc. , AND I'm always laying stark ass naked on the table (no drape) and with my junk in FULL VIEW (between my legs) when she comes in the room. So it's up to her whether the drape goes on or not, plus she has an idea why I'm there.

When she starts working my ass I tell her I really like her soft touch again. When she starts working my thighs I use body language like raising my ass to communicate I'm really enjoying it. She can easily verify by looking at the one-eyed monster that's at full attention, again, between my legs, while I'm still laying face down.

If a HJ is on the menu then teasing usually quickly follows, oftentimes with downright fondling of the entire neighborhood. After that, it's just a formality with a HJ usually guaranteed. I NEVER ask about extras if it's my first time at that AMP, letting her take the lead by starting the HJ. Then it's ok to ask her if I'm in the mood about other extras.

And all in, house fee, a decent massage, & HJ, should only set you back a $, though I will add a little more if quality roaming is allowed, which, it usually is.

Hope that helps.

Had some time to kill after doing a little shopping at Fred's but I didn't have enough money or particular interest in FS so I decided to give the across PAC Hwy next to the shoe repair shop a try.

Walked in the door and was greeted by a friendly & fairly voluptuous & curvy decent looking auntie type named Coco I think. She was wearing a heavy looking coat so I didn't get to see much else. I didn't have much time so I decided what the heck & stayed. The room just has a curtain for the doorway, and she's the only one working there I learned later.

$60 to the house up front for an hour, then stripped naked & laid on the table. When she entered she was wearing a fairly revealing lower cut dress to show off a pair of D cup hooters, & no leggings. Humm, I think to myself. Looks like FS is available here too.

At first she just ran her fingers feather like up & down my legs, ass, & back, but that wasn't doing anything for me. She soon covered me with a larger towel & began a marginal dry massage that lasted a good 15 minutes before she finally removed it & started using oil on my back. The massage was ok, but certainly not great, plus not much happened after that sensually speaking until just before the flip when she decided to tease the boys & my flag pole a little to get the juices flowing.

On the flip she was pleased to see I was ready for action, immediately asking if I wanted to fuck, or get a blowjob. I declined but she persisted. As soon as I said I didn't have enough money she asked if I wanted a HJ. I asked how much, $60 was her answer, $40 was my firm reply. She held at $60. Nope, $40 only. That's when she gave me that "well, I tried" smile, got out the oil & began a very nice & slow HJ, exactly the kind I like. After about 5 minutes I could sense the time was getting close for me to pop when some ducking lady came in & started asking all kinds of questions.

How much, how long, do you make appointments, can I call, my husband wants a massage too, so can you do couples? Plus there was a language barrier and so everything had to be repeated at least once & then the answer confirmed. This lasted a good 5 minutes before the damn woman finally left.

Coco returned & had to completely restart the HJ since I was barely chubbed up by this point. It didn't take long for her to restart my engine & continue from where she left off. But because of the interruption she was behind schedule so the jackhammer got fired up. I quickly asked her to put it away & return to a slow & steady stroke & she did, though I knew it was taking her longer than she wanted, but that's not my fault.

Anyway, she got tired of standing & sat on the table edge facing away from me. It wasn't long before my right hand went under her dress to play with her kitty OTC. I refrained from FIV because I didn't want her to claim that means a bigger tip, so I just gently stroked her soft & very smooth undies. She didn't say a word though she did spread her legs apart slightly so I think she was enjoying my finger down there & I popped soon thereafter. Then she announced the massage was over with even though time was still on the clock, not to mention being interrupted by that damn woman.

Not sure if I'll repeat since there several better and more good looking options available nearby.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6654633]Had some time to kill after doing a little shopping at Fred's but I didn't have enough money or particular interest in FS so I decided to give the across PAC Hwy next to the shoe repair shop a try.

[/QUOTE]I have been wondering about that spot, but based on some earlier reviews I hadn't stopped in but might have to. I enjoy the older providers and it is so hard to find any that are even close to having a figure.

[QUOTE=Scwoodus;6656010]I have been wondering about that spot, but based on some earlier reviews I hadn't stopped in but might have to. I enjoy the older providers and it is so hard to find any that are even close to having a figure.[/QUOTE]It's a different woman than before when I stopped in several months ago, not to mention the other woman who had a body & scowling face like a Marine Corps drill sergeant.

But Coco is VERY curvy if that's your thing. But at least her menu appears to be wide open though I have no idea on pricing other than what I reported.

If you decide to give her a go please be sure to leave us all a report because I Drive thru that area all the time.

Happy trails.

Not sure if this is completely new or just new advertising. I hit up IQ once in awhile and just noticed a new Massage banner a couple blocks away. Shares the building with Thuy's Nails. Anyone have any Intel?

[QUOTE=WhiskeyDick9;6657492]Not sure if this is completely new or just new advertising. I hit up IQ once in awhile and just noticed a new Massage banner a couple blocks away. Shares the building with Thuy's Nails. Anyone have any Intel?[/QUOTE]It's been a while since I've been in that area, but you've certainly piqued my interest and will take a look the next time I'm out practicing the hobby.

For those of you who are fans of Landy at Lin's, she told me last week that tomorrow will be her last day until May 2024. She's taking an extended sabbatical to her home in China to celebrate her mother's 89th birthday and totally decompress after working non-stop for 3 years I think she said.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6563216]Ok guys. I decided to TOFTT today at the 'new' Serenity Massage (aka Hot Stone, & Yan Massage) over by Shari's on PAC Ave.
[/QUOTE]So I decided I wanted an actual massage and didn't care if anything happened or not today. Greeted by Summer (a MILF) who immediately grabbed my hand and held it all the way to the room. Massage was pretty good, because I fell asleep to hear "please turn over". So things were completely legit until she started on the legs for the last 20 minutes or so and kept bumping my junk. Close to the end she was on top massaging my stomach and playing with my nipples so I grabbed hers with no problem, she even started pulling down her top. Then put my cock between her tits and started rubbing, totally unexpected. Then she motions for HJ and I'm nodding sure and then she just puts my cock in her mouth without a cover and starts sucking. She's not very good at it, but who am I to complain at this unexpected turn. She kept giving me head until I knew I wasn't going to finish this way and asked her for some oil and she finished me off pretty quickly. Then she translated a message something like -.

Senior, please come see me again. My name is Summer.

No discussion about fees, but did get push back when a fondled her pussy (over clothes) and she said no. I was debating 60 or 80 tip with myself, so I gave 80 to ensure the same or more next time. I may bring a cover next time and see if things can proceed a little further.

So I decided to TOFTT and gave the new place on Harrison, Loves Massage, a try.

I was greeted by a decent looking 'senior' auntie type named Amanda, small frame, probably B cups, very fair English, yoga pants (128078 & a loose fitting top. Her figure wasn't bad for a woman of her age. $60/60 or $100/90. I opted for the hour.

I was laying stark naked on the table with my junk in plain view between my legs when she entered. She ran her hands down my ass & legs and I was kind of surprised she never covered me with a drape. That's always a good sign.

Unfortunately, her massage was meh since her technique is to constantly rub one small area using the same motion for about a minute before moving on. My preference is a continuous stroke over a larger area while also changing it up as the masseus moves around. Absolutely no teasing was experienced, however, I decided to test the waters & play with her kitty OTC and doing so didn't get any reaction at all. Now I have a feeling at least a HJ is available here. THEN, monger #1 walks in & asks for a massage. She tells him she works alone & is busy, so please come back in 30 minutes.

Flip time comes and I'm waiting for her to ask if I want a HJ. Even though she's making good eye contact the question never comes. Humm? THEN, monger #2 arrives, asks her several questions while I'm laying there with a stiff shaft needing some attention. She returns & starts rubbing my abdomen & chest, then legs & thighs, but that's all.

I finally take her hand and put it on my junk and tell her this is what I want. She politely says "no. You do" & I said that's for a woman to take care of. After thinking about it for several seconds & without saying a word she gets a handful of oil and just as she turns towards me, monger #3 shows up just as she was getting ready to stroke me. Fortunately, he was quickly on his way and upon returning she went to town, fast at first, though not a jackhammer, but I asked her to slow down and she did. The HJ was slow & easy & felt great, as did her ass and kitty, OTC only though.

I finally blew my load just αs my time was finishing. So I had to do some work to get a HJ, but holy cow, for such a new place she's getting a lot of very interested foot traffic crossing her threshold. Three mongers in 30 minutes is crazy. Guess a lot of guys are paying attention to this forum.

I handed her a $40 tip on my way out & doubt I'll return, but you never know.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6663205] $60/60 or $100/90. I opted for the hour.[/QUOTE]I don't understand this. Who would go for 90? Usually I see 40 for 30 min, 60 for 60 min, I've seen $75 or $90 for 90 min. LOL!

[QUOTE=Casual85;6623390]So I've never actually been to one of these before. I've been extremely tempted and frankly it's not a matter of IF but when. Only a matter of time before my curiosity gets the best of me. But with that I have a couple questions and I'm just hoping the community can give me some answers.[/QUOTE]I'd highly suggest reading the tips on this sub forum. Start at post #1.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2291-AMP-Tips-and-Guidelines/page14[/URL]

Then start reading the sub forum posts about your current area. If you don't see anything good on there, I can get a decent idea of a good spot from "Rubmaps". IF there are a few recent posts at a certain parlor, its a good chance they provide a service, then you can use the search function for possible tips.

A couple more I don't read often:

Always ask "who's available" or "other girl". It might take a few tries until she relents, but you'll get to see your optons. If you don't like the girls working today, it's aways better to leave. Save your money, try a different shop.

When the girl and shop have recent reports of offering the extras you want, give her the house fee and tip up front. She low-key appreciates knowing what you expect, and you'll likely get the best service.

Don't seek out the 9's and 10's. If you can find one, the service isn't as good. 7's are the sweet spot in my opinion.

I don't get down that way but thought you south end guys might want to know that Sophia of Seattle / Everett fame is working at a place called Legends in the Olympia / Lacy area. For those. Who don't already know of her, you can check out the Everett postings. There's no use in going into details about her because so much has been posted for the last couple of years. She is one of Seattle favorites when she's in town. It's just to far for me to drive so I will have to wait till she comes North next month.