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This report is a couple weeks old. Sadly this is the first chance I've had to really contribute here in a bit. I finally had a second date with Marina. She was even more accomadating than before. Got to shower when I arrived since I had just gotten out of work and she made conversation the entire time. We chatted like we have known each other for a while. I received a relaxing rub and eventually one thing led to another. I had even more fun than last time and we explored each other more than before and really learned what we each liked. This incredible date came to a incredible finish just the way I like it and sadly it was over. I showered again and head on out.

Of course this has all been stated many times before and it's nothing new. She's a pretty good example of why Latinas are my favorite. I hope to see her again.

Over due dream report.

I saw Dahlia a few weeks back at a very nice incall. She verified me quickly and was very accommodating to my schedule. I walk in and I see this gorgeous lady which I seemed to dwarf. After some niceties she began with a wonderful BBBJ which I didn't want to end, so the cover went on. Several positions later with some very enthusiastic pushing and moaning on Dahlia behalf, I chose to BBBJCIMWS. I had to pull the sheets out of my cheeks, there was so much suction. We chatted for quite some time after, and would have continued to if I didn't have to get back to work. I had a wonderful time and will repeat as soon as I physically can. No doubt it was all just a great dream!

Was fortunate to dream with this angel. We had set up last week but something came up and it had to be rescheduled. It was worth the wait. She loves what she does. She is active and vocal during and warm afterwards. Can't wait until next time.

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[QUOTE=Avengr;2611491]Was fortunate to dream with this angel. We had set up last week but something came up and it had to be rescheduled. It was worth the wait. She loves what she does. She is active and vocal during and warm afterwards. Can't wait until next time.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/8259-It-s-feeding-time-again-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I am so very glad I had the pleasure of meeting you, you sure know how to make a gater feel all warm and fuzzy inside! It was so nice loosing track of time getting to know what makes you happy. Until next time darling be safe!

Saw Kandi's USA ad [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/8015-Sexy-Sweet-Asian-Treat-.html[/URL].

Was intrigued as I have a mild case of Asian fever. Googled number with little information was wondering if anyone had tried her yet? Hope this isn't a case of TGTBT.

-the dude abides.

[QUOTE=Lebowski69;2612290]Saw Kandi's USA ad [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/8015-Sexy-Sweet-Asian-Treat-.html[/URL].

Was intrigued as I have a mild case of Asian fever. Googled number with little information was wondering if anyone had tried her yet? Hope this isn't a case of TGTBT.

-the dude abides.[/QUOTE]She's been reviewed and TGTBT.

[QUOTE=Iceman407;2612494]She's been reviewed and TGTBT.[/QUOTE]Thanks Iceman for the heads up. Was wondering why there weren't a million reviews about a hot asian girl advertising on USA. Perhaps one day we will get one of those far east unicorns in Orlando. Until then I'll keep my trips up to tampa and vegas for those delicacies.

Thanks again for the info I don't care what Maverick says you can be my wingman anytime.

Happy mongering.

The dude abides.

Had a visit with my old friend Jersey Girl [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/-9/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/8499-Some-Jersey-Lovin.html[/URL].

A couple of weeks ago. Despite having a major issues with a leak in her incall she was able to power through the domestic distraction and deliver her usual masterful performance. I won't go into details as she has more than one review on this board.

The carpet was not the only thing that was soaked when we were done. I'm constantly amazed at her skill level and endurance she is one of Orlando best providers. If you haven't seen her you need to put her on your bucket list she is one of a kind.

Thanks again JG! Looking forward to seeing you soon!

-the dude abides.

Had the pleasure of meeting up with Sophia today. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/-9/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/8289-Latin-Cougar-available.html[/URL].

She is a very nice MILF type Hispanic lady with large D cups. She was a bit cautious with the screening but after giving her a few references she agreed to meet me on short notice. She typically hosts out of Altamonte but was staying in Volusia today. Her incall was a safe and pleasant. Was greeted at the door with some very passionate dfk and soon moved onto the bed room. She began with a massage that quickly moved to onto more vigorous play. She is very gifted singer and loves to look into your eyes as she grabs the mic and applies her talents to it. I felt like I was in a time machine because it has been over 10 years since I've gone three times in less than an hour. She total exceeded my expectations and her vocal skills are on par with Jersey and Na Na. I strongly encourage you to give her a try you will be impressed. Also fair warning she is very easy to stimulate and may shower you with her affections. A very pleasant surprise during our encounter. Thanks Sofia for a wonderful interlude this afternoon hope to see you again soon.

-the dude abides.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2609374]Had the fortunate pleasure of dreaming for the first time this week with Gspot Ginger. Without any literary embellishment, she provides a cornucopia of devilish delightful treats that will, if your game, blow your freaking mind. Took a total of three days to set up this little nap, some difficulty in responding but I read other novelists indicating phone issues; an all too typical occurrence with these ladies. One of my naps had to be cancelled as I have a short window of availability and did not get notification of more specific location until past the time of my required departure by just a few minutes and I didn't want to cut my time short on the backend. Anyway the stars aligned the third night and off to dreamland. Was greeted at the door with a warm deep kiss and embrace. I felt immediately comfortable. We got to know each other first and talked on a range of topics before discussing how she was going to rock my world. Ginger is sweet and has a good scenes of humor. We laughed a lot before proceeding to other fun stuff. Anyone reading the forum knows all the letters of the alphabet are included. It was Christmas cum-ith early. Toys for her, toys for me, nasty in a good way types of toys. Wandering fingers going into places I don't think fingers were designed to go in ordinary life; but dreaming with Ginger is anything but ordinary. My daydream distination was clearly to debauchery island. During DATY with FIV and FIA when she Vulcan mind melded my face to her tasty pot by wrapping her thighs so tight around my head and ears, I nearly popped an ear drum when she had an explosive O and finally released my head from her thigh bondage. My game plan was for multiple shots, but 10 minutes in I knew the little general had teamed up with Mr prostate and I would be lucky to get just one pop. So after going around the world and them some I wound up enjoying some legendary DT hoping for completion. After about 5 minutes, that wasn't going to happen either so on went another jacket and Road her long and hard in MISH with my hands grabbing her ass checks so I could pull her up as I slammed down trying to bust a nut. Finally success at about the 45 minute mark. My only negative was all this dream activity left her mighty hungry. I had PM others before hand and thought I had the take out order from McDonalds correct but was short in Mcnuggets. Either my intell was off or she was more hungry then she should have been as we had not discussed the amount of food beforehand. If wrong, I will clearly make it up next time. If my Intel was accurate. Hmmm I'm glad I only arrive with the right amount of Mcnuggets; no more, no less. Members can PM me, I need to know how many Mcnuggets it takes to fill Ginger. That aside, it was a fantastic dream that met all expectations and exceeded. This Club is fortunate to have such a wild and fun muse. FH69.[/QUOTE]I had a great time with you, hunny! Thank you for the great review. Please contact me again soon. XOXOXOXOXOXOOOOO! Lots and lots of O's! Love, Ginger.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2610392]Reference post 501 several spots down. Had an amazing dream with Ginger but confusion at the end in terms of my take out from the Golden Arches as in Mcnuggets. Prior to my dream, several authors were kind enough to inform me of her specific take out requirements which is what I brought with me. I always bring the right amount of McNuggets as i practice safe dreaming. Ginger was expecting more but was a good sport / zero hassle when my bag was a bit short. I asked for PM advice on my intell afterwards in post 501. Turns out I got both answers, hers and mine. It a tie and since we never discussed before because all pre-nap communication was via tex, a tie goes to the lady. Especially when it is the lady's prerogative to set the mark. This is my public apology to Ginger. Given the chance, I will make it up to her. So in the end, the answer to my question is the amount of Mcnuggets Ginger expects. FH69.[/QUOTE]Hi baby. I have a certain gift requirement that is normal for me. Sometimes I run specials. What is happening is that guys see me on a special and assume that is now my rate and tell others. That isn't necessarily the case. A special is a gift break to generate some extra biz when it's slow.

[QUOTE=FlashLegacy411;2611268]This report is a couple weeks old. Sadly this is the first chance I've had to really contribute here in a bit. I finally had a second date with Marina. She was even more accomadating than before. Got to shower when I arrived since I had just gotten out of work and she made conversation the entire time. We chatted like we have known each other for a while. I received a relaxing rub and eventually one thing led to another. I had even more fun than last time and we explored each other more than before and really learned what we each liked. This incredible date came to a incredible finish just the way I like it and sadly it was over. I showered again and head on out.

Of course this has all been stated many times before and it's nothing new. She's a pretty good example of why Latinas are my favorite. I hope to see her again.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for the kind words, I always have a lot of fun when you come to see me.

[QUOTE=HeWolf47;2609324]Recently had a dream with this tall, Sexy MILF at her incall in Altamonte Springs. Easy setup after her screening. She asked me for a couple of references and she checked them before agreeing to see me. I started this process a couple of weeks ago, but our schedules never synced until recently. I'm glad I got to see Sophia. I had a very nice dream which included a nice massage, then all the normal GFE activities. Must be some Latina training school where they teach them how to give BBBJ as Sophia does it great (but no cim). That part was disappointing, but everything else was great. I'll be back to see her sometime I'm sure![/QUOTE]Had a great time! You can come by my den anytime baby!! Grrr.

Kisses,

Sophia.

[QUOTE=HeWolf47;2609324]Recently had a dream with this tall, Sexy MILF at her incall in Altamonte Springs. Easy setup after her screening. She asked me for a couple of references and she checked them before agreeing to see me. I started this process a couple of weeks ago, but our schedules never synced until recently. I'm glad I got to see Sophia. I had a very nice dream which included a nice massage, then all the normal GFE activities. Must be some Latina training school where they teach them how to give BBBJ as Sophia does it great (but no cim). That part was disappointing, but everything else was great. I'll be back to see her sometime I'm sure![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebowski69;2612681]Had the pleasure of meeting up with Sophia today. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/-9/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/8289-Latin-Cougar-available.html[/URL].

She is a very nice MILF type Hispanic lady with large D cups. She was a bit cautious with the screening but after giving her a few references she agreed to meet me on short notice. She typically hosts out of Altamonte but was staying in Volusia today. Her incall was a safe and pleasant. Was greeted at the door with some very passionate dfk and soon moved onto the bed room. She began with a massage that quickly moved to onto more vigorous play. She is very gifted singer and loves to look into your eyes as she grabs the mic and applies her talents to it. I felt like I was in a time machine because it has been over 10 years since I've gone three times in less than an hour. She total exceeded my expectations and her vocal skills are on par with Jersey and Na Na. I strongly encourage you to give her a try you will be impressed. Also fair warning she is very easy to stimulate and may shower you with her affections. A very pleasant surprise during our encounter. Thanks Sofia for a wonderful interlude this afternoon hope to see you again soon.

-the dude abides.[/QUOTE]Thank you for a wonderful ride in the rain! Loved our chemistry can't wait to see you again.

Kisses,

Sophia.

[QUOTE=SanFordBB;2583426]Had a nice dream with this MILF. Easy set up (with verification). Super sweet, easy to talk to. Not a clock watcher. Overall great time. Nice rub and FS. No upsell and fair number of marios, just as listed in ad. Definite repeat. Not full time so catch her when you can.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for your review sweetie I really appreciate true gentlemen such as yourself. Meet uoi in dreams papi.

Xoxo.

Sophia.